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Niggar
where in hell is this?
is this Onitsha?

employee?. . .i rest ma case

so, whats been happening to you?
how do you see our game against Pompey?
those ruffneck niggarz aint around now, we should do some damage , dont you think so?

Ronaldo to get a brace again!!

I asked her, don't you want us both together anymore? she said whatever!!! I then said whatever is not an answer, let me know YES or NO.
She then said YES.

The funiest and strangest part, instead of leaving, she was still, she started crying, I asked her what wrong?
She said: You got what you wanted right? have you gotten what you wanted

WHAT IS THIS

both of u are sick. . .innit?

My fiancé is Diabetic; he just got the medical result. My fear is that I just lost 2 close ones to Diabetes some weeks ago. And I still have my granny and uncle that are down with the illness. Do I quit the relationship or continue?.
This has been giving me a hell of concern,and i feel pity for him. I need help
What do I do?

i think a witch from ur village is after u. How can you be dating a married man, while ur fiance is in the US or whatever and now the same guy is diabetic.

You must have written plenty Nigerian home videos. this will sell at Alaba. Take it der
GERROUT

are there no correct guys around again that you can shag?
close ur eyes and look elsewhere.

there was Hadeejat who was meant to be engaged, der was Shola who had a guy in canada, der was Esther who claimed she will never cheat on her boyfriend who was a Zenith big boi .

I TKB had them for supper. I enjoyed my life as a corper, didnt know it was bad.
I'm sorry. I know i aint going to do that anymore.

PS: Those are not real names, so if by chance your name appeared here, ITS NOT YOU

This stupid Almondjoy shouldnt read this thing o, before she starts misyarning say i don do bad.

@eldee
where u are u?

@Toyinrayo
do i have to start chasing u up and down to get my questions answered?

Ronaldo is bang in form . . . . Tevez has justified the hype about him.

is that a typo?

OT is on fireeeee, i can't wait for the month of FEB to unfold. Lyon and the gaynners will be roasted.
So glad Scholesy is back

Leave I-man alone.
Let him be, shits happens sometimes.

So, tell me, do you know who Islander is?

BTW, do you have a friend/cousin/enemy called Cougar?

@Pataki
now u know we have met abi?
u this man, u don enter yawa.
who be T? na me be D

@Toyinrayo
i will ask u myself and where in earth are you?

@MC
All of them are to share the blame but im having a tot that even Marcelo Lippi, Mourinho and Wenger cannot coach these fools we call super fowls.

Im now a citizen of Angola
Nigeria is shyte

@Jackal
now ure Cougar
u should be Shot!!!

@Wormedup
yeah, sombody gotta die. . .i can see ur lyrically potent.
Only one team will die, we all know whos gotta die

Before you sack vogts, please make sure you shoot the players o cos if not if you employ Fabio capello with these set of bastards,they will lose to Sudan in Lagos!!!!

Vogts ko fatai atere ni. whether na him say make una no sabi put ball inside net.

this is sweet

Super fowls of Nigeria. . .no be small thing o
Nigeria don finish

Have you come back with your main Nairaland screen name?

Welcome back! You were mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed!

Where is this Odichi baby? I dey wait for updates oh---I need some tips from you. I get meeting next month oh with plenty fine, fine, wealthy, young married men. Like 34-40 them!--My husband included. He is only 34. And you are invited!

We do not do hand shakes in this our meeting. Na only hug. And each hug lasts like 10 minutes. The meeting is only like one hour!

why wont i come back with my screen name? i had to attend to my bizniz

why wont the gurl run away with all the vibes that were coming in right,left, front, back and center.

Next time, she will know where to run for advice

BTW, where is tbk417? I heard he was spotted somewhere downtown Lagos hailing an Okada,  .

i'll jump slap you from here.

My sis, ive been out of this frequency. Sao Tome and Principe beckons.
Will hit the waves soon.

Need to chat u up soon. . .where is Jackie once again?

Holla me on this
Got gists for you

PS: this email will only be here for just a day

@Wormed
ure not serious o. . .i don't want MCs trouble o.

Back to this frequency. . .

whats been happening? Almajiri as usual abi?

Gotta leave this thread. . .

@Aisha2
Did you call someone a champion yabber?
im appalled. Tht wasnt yabbing, thats a total decimation of a being we just saw in here.
You shouldnt be seen around such corners. . .

@Osisi+
nice one man

@Joey
Yes o, don't even try to leap any further. . .cast your net somewhere else

@Oponks
don't mind me. Joey is my guy and i wont like a sonofabitch to mess him up

Vex for wetin? We have already seen how red your arse is on Nairaland--full of hemorrhoidal grapelike clusters in need of lancing!

I beg go siddon!

u no well

see, get the point. . .
My point is, how will a single lady be so relaxed with a man who has got a wife and probably kids at home?

In a world filled with vices and all sorts, the best we can do is for each and every one of us to do what we know is right. Ive never claimed to be a sound person morally, at least i know i still beg God for forgiveness daily. In her case, she needs to make decisions that bother on her happiness. will she be happy going out with a married man? will this relationship affect potential suitors from coming to her, will she be openly dating the man, is she very sure the man isnt using her just for the fun of it?

Im only giving an advice based on her story. She probably will do better with a single guy that has got a good job. She will fare better with a single guy that can eventually marry her, she will do better with a single guy she can openly call her boyfriend.
let her be wise.

4 years
anytime i pee, im sure what will come out will be Sper. .

you need an award for that. OMG.

@Joey
my guy wassup. . .
sorry to say, u work in a crazy place where the boss will be chasing the workers openly
And for you, how come ure going jelly for ur colleague?

Like Chy2 said, guys can always do this kind of thing even if a billion satellites are following you. Play smart and dont get caught.

PS: Silently look for another Job. .
If anything happens and you get sacked, Call me and we can fix the man
You wanna know how?
All we'll need will be pics of him and the gurl in wrong places and wrong postures. . .All these will be delivered fresh to his wife via DHL

@tkb417 Big monkey ,You dey craise ,who put your mouth for here and moreover how old are you ,didn't your mother teach you to rrespect your elders ,fool,

wonders shall never end. . .did u type this urself Adamu matairu or whats ur name sef?
who be ur mate? ok. You want to do yahoo yahoo here abi? Ure looking for babes in d US/UK? i cant stop laffing. what happened to the imbeciles uve been shagging at Obalende? make Otumarkpo fire dat ur black yansh once again.
ode

See this one! Always writing rubbish as usual. You this "kuramo Beach" fake "deeper life yansh" pastor! If any of you guys are married and you dare wander out of you matrimonial home, even holy ghost fire no go save you from my arse! Useless men! By the time I finish with you, you will be useless to all females on this planet--including your olodo wives with sagging tits, including the spiritual virgins promised to you guys in your miserable after lives and deaths!

lmao. . .if u say i write rubbish, then what will people say you write?
u don mad finish almondjoy go kill me for nairaland o.
this na real crazeland

Why u dey vex na? u know i didnt quote u anywhere, why u dey attack me?
i'll leave you for now cos without u, Nairaland is a cemetry

PS: i'm not a Pastor o, just voicing my opinions. You know we are different, we can never share the same beliefs. So chill out or u'll see my red eye o.

@Pataki and D_D
God don catch the 2 of u, i now know those secrets

@Eldee
see, if you don't tell me wassup with this IB chic, ure in trouble

@Toyin
what are you talking about? i don't have any skeleton in my closet o.
meanwhile, i need to ask you some questions and you must answer by force!!!

Back to footie
wetin dey happen for soccer sef?

lets wait and see how he performs when he comes. Saha should be given to Roy Keane FOC i insist.

LOL, .I will release him when I am done, I told you all Once you go Island you shall NEVER go back, , Don't worry He is in safe hands. We are going scuba diving tomorrow in Mustique, then snorkling in close by Tobago Cays. But I did tell him he's missed. on Nairaland. . He has assured me that on his return he will make sure each of you receive a souvenirs.

u havent changed one bit. . .by the way, where is moodylady?
or has she dropped that name?

that sh*t is crazy---[b]using your phone on planes does not and I repeat DOES NOT affect in any way to ya safe journey from obodo yinbo to anywhere. That is just jargons![/b]The same thing while I was flying to Germany once and a FA told me to stop using my camera because we are in the plane. What Camera See how ignorant some morons can be---a photo camera disturbing?

see ur mouth. . .i pray never to enter any local flight with ya. IF ure abroad, Praise God becos people like u will cause another disaster in 9ja.

Are you a pilot or an aeronautical engineer? if ure not, shut ur mouth for life

@D-D
im sorry o

@Pataki
so who is Mrs.Pataki?
Cos if ur son doesnt know ur wife, then der is a prob.

Im off, traffic is ok now. . .

@tkb
bawoni,
you self, you go on heat immediately you see any arsenal fan
y's u of an impression that every gunner is sum retard
just when i was happy that * * cooled down
don't let us send e-thugs to you, hmmn
a post is enough for the wise

and bout the wifey do u mean * *

My guy
you know ur own is different. You and A-40 be my guys

Pataki and some others are the dangerous ones i avoid like anything
they like wahala like anything.

@D-D
how do you mean what hes doing with Funkybaby?
wetin concern u?

@Pataki
heard funkybaby is ur wife. . .someone called her Mrs.Pataki

Back to footie jare

here was also a recent fight over an overhead compartment in a plane

same thing happened on a SAA flight to Lagos from Jo'bourg.
Two strong IBO guys nearly fought over compartments.

You guys needed to be der to hear HEAVY ACCENT flowing freely.

One of my colleagues is fond of not switching off her fones anytime we travel.
Anytime the plane enters turbulence, i always feel its cos of her fone that is on
who wan die? but i think its best to adhere to stuffs like that.

Chanchangi na wa o

The pilot shouldnt have ordered the arrest of the other guy now? he was just trying to save everybody.

Actually it was not meant to be with Bunmi, but her sis

But she too get strong head You no say na fine girl

Dobale for you? Wishes Naa your type


Enuff said now! Lest you know who I am

ok o, no wahala.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!


I still spoke with Bunmi sometimes back

So you were once my in-law to be

u must be kidding!!! Bunmi is in London
u for don dobale for me well well.

correct man. NO more beef with Pataki
u be my person then
See life o.