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i can talk about my GF but never about my wife

i know i CANNOT
if they "jazz" me and say the jazz was done in India, it will clear when the "Afin" looks into my eyes
I no fit lailai

i kissed my cousin's babe too at the beach- first kiss.
as for me, no one caught me o. 007

where did u people meet?
you guyz are same. . .do you shell also?

@A-40
where have you been?

@Jackal
you got 300 quids from our game against the gaynners? ehn ehn?
i lost my money on those guys yesterday. I predicted 1-1 and SWP made me lose my money.
The guy is just a bloody fool.

About me conceding the title if they stay tops after the ACL; Jackal, the premiership is getting stronger year in year out.
This Arsenal will be difficult to push away if this gap is increased. We cannot just drop any more points. They just defeated Chelsea, they nearly killed Liverpool at the Anfield, they got a goal when we tot we had won. . .

The ACL will give us a good chance of cancelling whatever gaps that is der now( Its a prayer). We cannot afford to drop points against the Bolton's of this world anymore or else . . .

@Lordi
no probs man

@tkb

let me tell u what i see.

i see ronaldo tearing his ligament, and seeing the surgeons and the surgeons knife would be forgotten in his knee and he wouldn't play soccer for the rest of his life,

i see rooney breaking two meta tarsals,

i see scholes retiring early because he broke his shin

i see vidic breaking his shoulder,

and i see SAF resigning as united's manager,

Its obvious you cannot see very well because Holy Mary the mother of Jesus will not let all these happen.
haba? i said only Gallas will see the surgeons and you started cursing.

God forbid all these.

@Loyiks
no, im not saying Chelsea would have won with the guys missing. It would have been nice if those guys were der and they lost the game, but who cares, they have LOST.

Im actually not a fan of Chelsea like Jackal, i didnt even know who to support when the game was on, prayed for a draw but you guys wont let that happen. Its all good, the tourney continues, lets see what the loss of Toure has got for you guys when the ACL begins. And if you guyz will still be on top after the ACL, then ill concede the title to you guys even before you come to OT

we cannot rule out injuries in the game of soccer, it has got a place in the game. The more reasons why every team strive to have adequate cover in every area. If Chelsea with all the billions will still be fielding Ben haim and Pizza, then they need to do something very quickly.

Its not anybody's fault they had no good replacements for the injured. . . Arsenal, United, Liverpool everybody will suffer the same fate one day. Our game with AC last season would have been a bit more competitive if we had the best on parade.

@Jackal
let them Gaynners be. They deserved their victory, the only thing is, we are better than them Agaisnt us, it was a different story, we were at the driving seat throughout, if not for that monster called Gallas. my friend, dont worry, he will soon see the surgeons

@Jackal
i was all over Surulere with my "United Crew" after the nice thrashing of the scousers. I had to take some bingeys to celebrate with my boiz.

A Chelsea with Carvalho, Terry, Essien and Drogba would have given those guys some grey hairs. Neways, Arsenal made good use of the opportunities and i tell you, it could have been 3-0.

@Chuckdee
United defended very well yeah right! Liverpool couldnt defend very well and couldnt attack very well. It makes them suck!!!

@Lordi
do we have to use goggles to read ur stuff?

@Loyiks
United logo and 666? never. The only thing that is closest to 666 is your logo. WMD as a logo? you guyz are still living in the Hitler dayz

@All
Its not only the Banking scetor that keeps people late at thier duty posts, consulting is tite too. Some consultants will be with clients when you guys are celebrating id el kabir and xmas

@Tutors
Bank workers and Bankers
yeah, i know in the UK, that applies and ill be quick to point it to Slaykay that the use of bankers generally by all isnt a sign of half baked knowledge like you wrongly opined.

Read what Sabak is saying and im sure ull get some points. Yours are valid and i dont see any reasons why we should all be at daggers drawn. What is in a name?

Benitez's record against Chelski and Man U in the premiership = Played 14, Wins 1, Draws 2, Loses 11, Goals for 5, Goals against 18, Points 5.

He can't just blame that on small squad or lack of funding, it's just bad coaching.



11 out of 14 games without a goal!!! 5 games in 8 at Anfield without a goal. 1 win in 8 at Anfield. 6 defeats out of 6 away.

That's shocking!

@Jackal
i just had to copy that from 606. . . those guys are lame

na wa o, this thread is growing
i can see some peeps have taken over from . . . .
no wahala.

Holiday don come, my office shuts down tmr with a party, ure all invited. . .
Nairalanders na wa o, i saw some 2 chicks and a guy at the Sahara Energy's party recently and from what i heard them saying, they are Nairalanders. So you guyz dey hook up? I dey miss o.
Neways, ill see what to do to that.

Even as a gunner . . . i just have to give this season's title to Manchester United. Awesome defence.

best quote of the year!!! deserves an award

@Jackal
Anderson, Rio, Evra were sound, i couldnt believe my eyes Anderson played like that at the Anfield. Its obvious United will win this thingy, we know how to get the necessary points.
WE CANNOT LOSE .

@Chelsea fans
Sell Ben Haim, Pizzaro,Shevy,Alex, Grant. I hope you guys aint back to your blue days?

@dada
yeah right
the CFA will always be tasking and i think our areas of strength prior to the exams will be different from one another.
An auditor going to the exams will find the FSA like a piece of cake while someone who is already proficient in Finance will see the Portfolio Mgt and the corporate Finance angle easy.

There is no short cut to success for CFA, you need between 250-300hrs to prepare for the exams. And if ure thinking of writing the June exams and you havent started by now, then you must be a genious to pass.
Mastery of the core concepts, application of the core concepts and the retention its what really maters.
Apart from devoting quality time to studying, you need a superb tuition provider/materials.

I used Stalla and im still using Stalla comprehensive package, we have schweser, 7city et al

I read from this thread that some people are doing collabo with Kaplan, that will be awesome and wil be tite. After the football games yesterday, someone told me 7city will be doing a comrehensive 2 week program for those preparing for June in Nigeria. 7city is also a good tuition provider recognized by the CFA Institute. I heard the adverts will be out today either in the Guardian or This Day newspapers. Check it out

What? are you that stupid and foolish? somebody asked you a simple question on a subject you supposedly know and you come out refering them to google!! go back and read your books you definitely lack knowledge. wow!!

this guy gerraway, if u have stuffs to contribute, try and do and if you dont, go to the romance section where Juliet will be waiting for you
Olodo

can see how learned you are too!!

read the previous posts and ask yourself that question again, somebody asked " what is CFA" up there and i think that is polite enough to attract some answers

u must be one of the dunderheads on airaland. . . . . or how can someone explain this drivel? neways, jump into a lake if you don't know what CFA means.  i was only talking about the person who said people are speaking in tongues. . . i owe you or nobody any explanation

@wyt
results will be out soon. . .man, i must pass

@Digiman
who will you entrust your money with? im waiting for an answer. if youre in a developed world and youre thinking of not entrusting your money with a CFA charterholder, then you will have to dig up a hole in your room and put your money under the ground. . . . just kidding

@realkemmy
i used Stalla too and the whole comprehensive pakage was 1090 dollars. i heard scheweser costs some more. I think the success is dependent on how much time you spend on reading the materials and also how much
you grasp the core concepts and the materials/tuition provider ure using. im loving my Stalla. the interactive CD, lecture notes, study guides and the passmaster question data software were invaluable while i was preparing.

@All
CFA means Certified Financial Analyst and its an investment based exam that trains on ethics, portfolio mgt, corporate finance, FSA, Quantitatives, Econs et al
The certification is hot because of the benefits of attaining the prestigious Charter. The time spent and even money cannot be compared to what charterholders earn at an average. The last time i checked, a Charterholder in the US earns as much as 250,000 dollars annually depending on the years of experience. In some other countries its higher.

Ohhhhhh . . . . I get it. Razorr's TV sports programme is driving u negroes on HEAT.

please, i think im lost, what sports programme is that Jackal? Lemme go and check it out and see what she looks like.
Ill really want to know why all of you guys are on her case

Phattest pocket haba, Chief Loyiks, watch your back o, the Egbesun boiz will come in droves after this revelation
At least i know what some guys do, Loyiks structural engineer, Razorr on TV, Debosky said he was trained as a chemical engineer, MC is running things at Alausa, please reveal some more.

JK
don't tell me ure on Razorr's case o, you will be dead meat if you venture into that.

@Jackal
my prediction
Liverpool 1 United 2

@Bakre
nice one, when are u guys starting lectures? how many weeks? and what days are for lectures? 10GBP per hour? ill give you a call
@wyt
how u dey?
@ all
some will come here and start yarning thrash, whats the meaning of speaking in tongues?
if u dont know what CFA means, must you dispplay your ignorance openly? google it or best read all the adjoining adverts on that page, you'll have a feel about what they are saying. . . .must you go to thread you know nothing about?

if you have questions, ask like a learned person.

@Jackal
i dont know why Debosky feels United supporters are unruly, Arsenal players are the most unruly set ive seen in a while.

Back to footie
Saha is a "pipe" he should be sold before hes bad luck affects the other players. what am i even saying? Gary Neville isnt playing anymore cos saha has infected him. He should be sold,

It was painful that we were denied the chance of making 6 out of 6, neways, my mind is saying Shalke04 will be sent to us. Ill be so glad if that happens, im looking forward to when United will do the Roma thingy to one of the Bundesliga clubs. i hate them like maaad

@Jackal
dont mind them, how come this didnt happen when we played at the Emirates, how come it didnt happen at all the grounds we have played, whoever feels its Man United's doing should visit a psychologist cos the person must be losing it.

Italy is full of crap, they play fantastic footie but the violent part of them should be dealt with.
Heard Gatusso wants to head the FA to stamp out violence in dat land. can that be done? i dont think so.
They are just some bloddy irritants

money+love makes the world tick.

you need a comfortable crib with all the stuffs-
you need a good car
you need to be earning at least 300k per month to be comfortable or else na die!!!

your wife can be earning like a 100k making it 400 per month for the whole family. you guys wont spend more than 200, the remaining 200 should be divided into 2. half goes into the bank, while the other half goes to equity-this is to guarantee your children a place in the ivy-league schools.

the investment part of your savings will cater for the anticipated increase in future consumption when the children will start rolling in.

just my own view o, and this is copyrighted. you wanna use this template, buzz me for a fee

NB: pay ur tithe too, i forgot that part

wassup peeps
how is it going?

Liverpool vs United?
Its a one way thing, United will come outh unscatched!!!

@Dayokanu
i just read your stuffs with I-man
ill agree with you on Toni, personally i have this feeling he's one of the best strikers in the world. If i pick 2 ill pick Drogba and Toni for now. . . .

But, Van Bommel? are you saying Van Bommel is better than Scholes or even Hargreaves?

Having a big squad with names wont win titles, Arsenal is leading the EPL now and im sure u know all the other 3 contending clubs have got more quality. In essence, bayern brimming with stars wont necessarily translate to a victory if they meet say United. This has been proven well with chelsea, Barcelona, Real, Lazio et al.

@Loyiks
i understand your take on Wenger and the comparison was between Mourinho and Wenger.

I personally believe in the works of Wenger. But, the arguement from Jeje about a good coach and a good manager is untidy. Reasons i came up with "Mourinho will enter the hall of fame thrice b4 Wenger"

@A-40
Carson isnt better than Aiyenugba. hes just a goat

Back to reality
the premiership is back. Arsenal vs Wigan, United vs bolton. Whats gonna happen?

he has been sacked!!!

its obviously a shame that England blew their chances after been handed a lifeline by the isrealis!!!!

Im sure they would have done better if the original back four were present. Carson was a failure in his first major test.

@Dayokanu
what party are you throwing? ure a goat

@Jackal
wassup hommie, meeen see what our thread has turned to,neways its the bomb so we wlcome all sorts of thrash, we don't mind.
England mite make it afterall and it will be good for soccer and my boi Rooney to be part of the part.

@A-40
p-diddy and becks? im having a good laff. Diddy aint broke and hes worth more than what cougar is talking about.

@JK

You shouldn't be caught dead with that statement!!!!!. .
Maureen is a joke when placed at par with Wenger.
Do u know who Wenger is in the first place? Do u know how much history is behind him? Do you know how much good and growth he has brought to football and u open your mouth and say Maureen is better. .Think twice guy. . .think twice. .

WENGER IS A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN MAUREEN!!!!!

JK, for this to have come from you, ill assume you have been shagginng some gaynners
Mourimho and Wenger?
How much good and growth what are you talking about. next time, i wont take this from a footie expert like you.
If you care to know, wenger lost in europe at the finals in Monaco, won a couple of domestic titles with Monaco and Arsenal (or is it japan) or what history are you talking about?, add all these together, it CANNOT EQUAL a UCL TITLE AND a  UEFA TITLE under the belt of mourinho.


Like i said before, you only enter the hall of fame with european titles.

i cant remember any european elite that had a smooth ride when playing against England. remind me please. England a whooping team!!!! you must be on high on some drugs

Lol at good coaches dnt win trophies.fergie is a good coach,at least hes built about 3 different teams frm scratch in his 21yrs in manU.SCRATCH DAT,Who cares about d scummies.  All am saying is that mourinho  doesnt teach skills or strategies.JM and his first eleven would qualify to be named the DIRTY DOZEN. Cos they would break opponents legs,feign injuries,dive in d box 18 and do watever has to be done to win a match.   Do u really think JM qualifies to enter the great coaches HALL OF FAME?

im confused, its only coaches that win titles that enter the hall of fame. Ok, lets go this way, JM won the UEFA cup with Porto, the following year won the UCL with the same club.
What will you call that? forget Chelsea and look at his records with porto and you'll tremble.

Ok, coming back to the EPL, he won about 7 trophies in 3 years. To me, he will enter the hall of fame thrice before Wenger

Football is all about winning the laurels, nothing more 

were ni awon indians yi sha ??