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@lamidebaby
where have you been? and how is everybody at Queens?

@Cougar
wassup man
dont mind those guys yarning about Saha. They just wanna wind us up

I think Manucho should be able to cover till the summer when we go for either Benzeama or Berbatov. Its most likely a defender and a striker will join in the summer.
United is gonna be very strong for any team in the globe.

Lets see how it pans out

TKb

You just broke my heart

sorry dear. ma binu

@poster
let der mouth be running diarrhea. . .

@rosquare
somethings are not just meant to be. Its not because you go into it deliberately to mess it up. Things go wrong, wine do turn sour sometimes. . .

You guys are talking as if break up excuses only come from the men. . .is that the case? the ladies also play the game.
make i hear word ojare

marrying a gurl without knowing her pasts is synonymous with a bank granting out loans without checking if the person is credit worthy, or picking up a pair of shoes without checking the size till you get home. . .
its tantamount to throwing the money away.

I'll need to know her pasts or ill get to discover later her pasts that will make me lose my sleep for life!!!

what is wrong in my wife having a drink? i tire for here o
as a matter of FACT, i buy drinks for me babe outside and we dont get drunk.

There was a day i tried to get her drunk but she didnt agree. She took two bottles of Smirnoff ICE and that was it.

When my dad and my mum are extremely happy, ull find them together at the balcony drinking Guiness Stout. Are you saying they are both mad?

Abeg, you people should leave story

awwwwwww. . , that is so romantic. . .yuck tuck. . .lol, true. if i was threatened to drive in Nigeria, i would be like "hell to da no, do your worst. i am not driving!!"

if my babe offends me, ill just tell her to drive me from Lekki (Chevron) to Ikorodu and also drive me back. When we get back, im sure she will take some pain relievers and sleep for a whole day.

Driving in Lagos is hectic my sister. Its not fun anymore

@WesleyanA
just kidding. . .i just wouldnt want my babe to suffer the rigours of driving in Nigeria. Its crazy. If she insists, she drives but i sit with her at the front

from your post, you'd much rather prefer to have a girlfriend who doesn't have a driver's license. good for you

from ur original post, u'll prefer a boifriend who has no driving skills. innit?

ill just stop calling. . .ill do that for 2 weeks and when she ask questions.
My response will be" im too busy and i think this might go on forever cos my new boss is making things difficult"

I know she'll throw tantrums. yeah right, i'll click the ignore button

where will my car be?
i'll drive mine. . .or better still, i'll drive her car and she sits beside me.

For me the answer is NO.

I find it weird that people would consider having a relationship with someone from the internet who they have never met in their life. It is also very dodgy. What is the person was a murderer or just plain weird.

On the other hand, maybe your soul mate is using nairaland 

What does you guys think?

is der any law that says " don't date whoever you meet on the internet"
the people you meet on the streets, are you always sure of what they have done in the past?

As for me,I can do it. . .what is the meaning of the last line of your post in English language
That should be Swahili. Do they speak that in London?

7 months. . .she tot i was a money bag cos of the little "effizy" she saw from afar
when she got closer, she disappeared. But trust me, i think i have no regrets cos i won the contest

She will rue her losses forever

I can remember all those nites in my hotel room in Abuja. Enuff crunchy romps that ill live to remember.
Im baaad

Am in love with a guy (my boss) he too loves me no doubt about that; but he had a girl whom he never wanted to leave unless she says so. Now we both can't let go of ourselves, even when we try to, we both go starving feeling as if the world has come to an end.

Am confuse, I can’t even let another guy tell me any story call it LOVE same to him.
Please my dear friends what do you think i should do, before it gets out of hand. Am going mad already.

ole ole ole
ure in love with his money, he on the other hand is lusting after ur ****
He truly loves the gurl in question and i forsee a situation whereby, to get rid of you when hes tired of ur body. . . .YOU WILL BE FIRED!!!

i dont think a gurl will "toast". a gurl might put up some performances for u to notice her and then u follow up.
No gurl can stop me and start telling me she wants me badly. Ill take to my heels. .
its crazy

Men can usually get away with that but women? Hell NO!!!

any man that does that should be flogged. . .no sane woman will go near such filth.

@Poster
im sure the whole house is a piggery. Not only the boxers will be dirty, the bedsheets, the toilets, the kitchen and even his car if he has one.

Visits to such a place next time will be inimical to your health. be warned!!!

Saha plays like a cross between a cripple and someone with a severe case of elephantiasis you guys should loan him to derby but with his current form i am not sure they would even want him in their boat

very true my brother. . .when hes fit, hes better than Adebayor*2
but the best of Senderos is just like kelechi Emetiole or Reuben agboola

THERE IS THIS GUYS THAT I KNOW MY FRIEND LIKES HIM BUT HE DOESNT GET THE GIST WHEN SHE FLUNT HER STUFF AT HIM

ure the dumbest

Let them launch those grammatical "missiles". Some of them are frequent posters on Nairaland and I am sure you are familiar with them.

familiar with them?
if you say so. .i think 50% of nairalanders "shell grenades" knowingly and unknowingly.
I'm sure ure familiar with them too

Im out b4 the onslaught starts. . .

@tkb417,

Only God knows what the babe did to u at NEXIM.

my brother, i cant shout. . . shes gone with the wind

But, give it to Kogi people, they are sound

He loves one and lust after the other

hmmm, food for thought. Very true

I can never love two women at a time. I have just one functional heart. when we start having two, we will be equipped to love two at a time

anytime she does, i can bet, she wont like the outcome

nightnurse,

I'll marry you even if you're a stark illiterate, I DON'T CARE!!!

Guys! have you seen this babe's profile?

thief. . .ole ole

@almondjoy
the graduates from covenant will soon attack you with missiles

it depends. if we are all setting out together, my babe sits with me at the front. . .
if we didnt set out together, whoever joined us later will jump to d back seat.
and whats in a seat sef?

but, for real, ill love to be looking sideways and be seeing my babe and not a bonehead niggar like maself.

yes, only on dat day.
after dat day, no more show

Let me do a bit something quickly

SAHA: Plays for United, was injured for a long time last season, just came back and still trying to be fit. When fit,hes one of the best strikers in the EPL

PIZZARO: hes a good for nothing striker that has not been under any spell. he hasnt been injured, has not been suspended and should be having a good time under the new Chelsea coach. But, hes a case of a para-footballer than a full bloodied athlete. He's CRAP

SENDEROS: He starred for the Under 20 Swiss football team and everybody had expected him to challenge for the centre back role after the tourney. Instead of the chap coming on strong, he's known to aid in the conceding of cheap goals. The sight of Drogba anytime on the field of play is always bound to result in calamitious goals.
Wengay definitely is aware of this fact, hence, the banishment to the reserves for life.
He's a case of "Will never be a first team shirt player"

He should be plying his trade with Sunderland. Dickson Etuhu is better!!!

Kaboul and the rest are some idiots that are not worth mentioning. . .

BUSTA! BUSTA!! BUSTA!!! BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

she is eloquent and highly intelligent. i give her that credit.

cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Busta?? thats truee
i think she doesnt post much. . .

i think Senderos is the worst player in the premiership. Senderos will win it

Mr lecturer, i hear you, english boy, ! as you dey so i no think sey you don finish primary school sef, u want come dey lecture me. abeg o sell market,

why u dey vex?
i go school pass u
just kidding here bros

Please, this is 2008! Can we skip the secret admirer part of the programme this year. We did enough of that last year. If you "gree" pesin own, just catch am for YIM abeg. Make una no disturb us this year with all that!!!!

First off, i dont know what is different from 2007 and now apart from the fact that we will be older. the secret admirer thingy isnt a ploy to 'catch' anybody on the YIM. at least i can speak for myself, just expressing my tots and also dancing to the tune of the thread.

Ill advise you look for threads that will suit ur fantasies this year or you 'yank' off the thread you dont like.
na by force to contribute?

i could go for 24 hrs but most times , its always like im been persecuted.
Its not always fun keeping malice with someone close to ur heart.

It shorten someones life, the more malice you keep, the closer you get to ur grave

@poster
meen, that was longggg. . .ill give it a trial

@almondjoy
i pity ur bf/husband. cook for you?
e don happen!!