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Houseofglam7:
She doesn't need a therapist, she needs an exorcist

You could be comical at times. Why not espouse your talent at comedy?

BadRadio:
Are there books or movies u are having a hard time finding?


Quote me for links on how to get them. Fast and easy !!!

Help with the link to a movie- A GOOD MAN IN AFRICA. - Actors-Sean Connery.

Amaju Pinnick failed. QED.

Since she is still single, I wonder how many she has killed so far. Dumb talk.

Beverlyjean:
80% breadwinners ...haba...take it easy with the lies... how many known businesses do we women have in nigeria...how many parastatals , ministries, banks , oil , the agricultural sector, commerce do we head?? How many shops do women have in alabaster, ladipo, balogun?? How many women have car stands , filling stations , security outfits , TV stations or radio stations ... how many female uber drivers or taxi drivers do u know or keke and bike... how many woman have furniture business ... how many female entertainers do we hv or pastors ... how many women are ogas or in the military, navy police lasma, frsc,ncdc or inec ... men virtually control almost everything... so how are 80% of breadwinners women??

Good head on your shoulders. Simple logic to a dumb ass rhetoric.

light099:
If Ned doesn't marry another wife, how would all the hungry, gold-digging hoes littered all over the face of the nation survive? When many have been earnestly waiting for the next vacancy.
As it is now, BBN and Ned are the only two saving graces of most Nigerian ladies.
The hope and plan A of every Nigeria bitch is to walk into BBN audition, get selected, get into the BBN house, get popular, come out of the house and start cashing out with her Clitocurrency. But if plan A fails, Ned is the plan B.

Majority of Nigerian bitches have been bathing with gallons of bleaching creams and mothers bathing their daughters with bleaching creams in preparation for the next Ned audition.
Some have been consulting the oracle to receive the favour charm that would hook Ned on sighting them offline or online. Others have been seriously abstaining from sex and applying tighteners in order to tighten whatever crumb is left of their dilapidated, oversized pussies, since they know the virgin hunter, ancestor always want it fair and tight.

You are gone man, your case is settled. Your mouth is so FOUL..

Zzor:
These men have succeeded in making marriage so uninteresting,99percent of marriage problems are caused by men.Our fathers are the real men, real men have gone into total extinction, just a handful of them still present in our midst .

How old are you and what experiences do you have from your little space and sojourn on earth to drop that kind of figure? You must be very naughty and shallow to throw words about with little thought to there weighty meaning. A 20 year old stoopid kid.

TheRealProphet:
Condom sorry, I don't use that with my WIFE.

Withdrawal - I do that often.

Vasectomy - will try that if she don't calm down.

If you go for Vasectomy and it is not reversible, so you are permanently sterile at middle age? Think bro.

gfon:
mourning you say?? My guy been no die oo.you females na funny specie i swear

She meant when the girl finishes grieving the lose of her relationship.

pocohantas:
Give her time. You think the breakup is mutual, but she is probably hurting. She’ll allow you come pick your things when she is done mourning, by then, seeing it would be irritating and might even block road for the next guy. Just ignore her for now, stop asking for your things.

A girl with words you can listen to. Some say evening but I see you as an ideal DAWN.

Kestolove:
All the ashawos u see at allen avenue are ipob ND biafra girls, even dia god nnamdi cosnu was caught in a brothel with ashawo...it's part of dia culture just think any bad tins na Dem dey do am from money ritual, fraud, drug, kidnapping and robbery...may God help us from dem

Reta*ded monkey.

Hahaha. I can not talk, the worst mistake Kogi people made.

Damn! What kind of MEN are the hosts of heaven sending down to EARTH these days.

Nazgul:
You obviously haven't fallen in love before. When you do you'll give him your ATM, your salary if you're staying with your parents, you'll even steal and borrow from them to give your man.

Love is a force, once it takes hold of you, you'll even deny typing this write up you just posted.

Such people know nothing of LOVE my dear, they only want to survive the only way they know which is quite SHALLOW. Life would teach her lessons she refuses to learn herself and humble her.
If you seek the traditional patriarchal ways of our fathers yet hold onto the new feminist ways of the modern woman, which to me are parallels that do not easily meet then you are on a long thing.

Hahahaha! Man, I have never seen anyone write from his dream and you won't be the first. Nice write-up though.

tyup:
Tell that ur guy I said he's a very stupid guy

Stupid is understating it bro. You can never grow with a partner with such mindset, a lot of young people: men/women say they are ready for commitment but are quite selfish to accept the sacrifices commitment entails.

iMustArise:
All in all, I don't want to contact my girlfriend anymore or as she has recently blocked me.

The story,
We started dating sometimes around this period in 2018. She was the one that chose me and I told her that time that I had no emotions because one can laterally describe as a robot. I was super alpha and I was journeying into being a demi god. I believed nothing is impossible for me and there was no place I couldn't enter.

This aurora was so much that one would notice it instantly. At this point, I was see visions and when I speak things, it happens. But in the usual religious way, I wouldn't be considered a Christian. To me, I considered myself God's son. When people ask me who my father was, I tell them God.

I don't pray in the usual Christian way, but I say little prayers in just words anytime I feel like. Afterwards, I started to believe I could become a god like Sango also because I noticed humans were powerful beyond what they perceived of themselves and in my high level then, I automatically understood every law of attraction and universe. I didn't know who put it there but I just became so high.

Later, I started having serious pains and headache with immense weakness all over my body, it got to a point that I was becoming so slow and inefficient because I couldn't do things anymore without getting tired of having a cracking headache that will put me down for hours.

I was becoming worried because I couldn't upgrade as I have always done to counter any problem I have. My problems were starting. There was this girl, she started taking a liking to me but in my weaknesses, I really needed a companion that would be assisting me. I liked her casually and I wooed and she agreed, I told her I never kissed a girl before and she was surprised.

I was only expecting a kiss that night but it became sex because she forced my shorts off, despite I struggled against it. I wasn't even hard all through. I was mad with rage the next day because I didn't want my first experience to be that way.

I told her I had no emotions in me and if she'd be able to cope, she answered yes. I was coping with her. Later she dragged me to church and I got into it, and to cut the story short, I prayed one day and the headache ceased but other things were still there, I was amazed at such. I don't know if I should call this the beginning of my downfall or not.

But you should take note that I really like to have sex but I always stayed away from women despite I craved it badly. But after that first day, I started doing it pretty much everyday but the thing is I didn't enjoy it. I was mad and wanted to enjoy it and get satisfied so I continued but I still wasn't enjoying it despite it being so frequent.

At some point, I attempted to break up and I saw how bad she felt and then I reconsidered. Later, it was becoming so obvious that she was not happy with the way I wasn't paying attention to her and at the same time, I was also getting worried that I needed to get back on my feet because my low health was affecting my finances badly.

I later I think I had little to none left. At this point, I was starting to try to pay her due attention but I still didn't understand the concept. Later, I started she started chatting with her ex. The guy always vulgar with her and I told her I didn't like the way the guy was always referring to her body and I told her to stop the conversation. I didn't really take all these things seriously at first.

It progressed to the point where some toaster started calling her too frequently, at this point I was getting bothered and my insecurities started to show in me. All this while, I have started noticing how I ought not to have treated her and I was still in my best knowledge trying to make up for it.

Due to the stated fact above, I decided to be gentle and let her have her way in her words to me. So she started talking to me anyhow but I wouldn't say anything because I was trying to be reasonable and understand things from the woman's perspective too, thinking I have faulted a lot too.

I noticed I started losing myself, at some point she started becoming cold and so I became gentle. I thought, that since she's been wanting a gentle me, she'd be satisfied.

Later she broke up around mid last year for the first time. And I messaged her if it was for real, but she replied that she can't cope with it and we got back together.

But then, towards the ending of last year, she broke up and I had to beg her and some days after, she broke up again. This time I left her alone, but one of my friend told me to at least send her a new year message. When I did, conversation started again and she manipulated things on my head. At this point I faulted myself seriously. Meanwhile, she was saying she needed space.

I was going to make up for it. I decided to free myself in love and we got back together but this time there was some kind of mockery in her dealings with me, I was so worried about her because I thought it was due to (some nasty experience she had as a kid,) that she having this mental surge. I coped and loved her despite her unloving or unstable loving towards me.

She did something terrible afterwards, and I stopped talking to her for a month, later she came back begging me but saying I should hold on because she wasn't getting herself, she didn't want me to go to other women.

We got back together again, and this time, something else happened and I was mad completely. She manipulated the matter and then said she was gonna break up again. But the thing is, I felt she good because not the way I knew her initially, the way she helped me when my health was so low. I also thought I was gonna marry only the woman I have sex with, for this reason I tried a long time to make things work.

From the first paragraph above, I had to call one of her family member in rage because I felt she was just toying with the relationship and i was not in charge. So, she later accepted and we got things back.

But honestly, I could have broken things with her a long time ago but I somehow stopped seeing other girls, they were not visible to me anymore. It's annoying. It was just that her pus*y that I wanted despite I remember it was only about 4 times I enjoyed it in the numerous times we had sex and those 4 times I had become a simp.

I had been terribly angry with myself after I called someone like her mother figure. I started purging out that simpness for her that was already deeply rooted in me. For a month, I was terribly sick.

One other things is that I got addicted to her company because before she came I had no friends and I was just alone and I used to be lonely. So the feeling of her initial love display didn't leave my head.

Anyways, I have been unable to completely key down her likeness, she's has become so irrational, arrogant and rude. And to make it worse, I've not totally recovered in terms of health.

I came across the red pill and i purged the simpness out even more. So I started gaining composure again and when I talked to her, I am often firm but the moment when I'm alone, I become sick.

Just recently, as I have been telling her I'm getting fed up of her irrational attitude, I started giving her distance and silent treatment for every stupid attitude she throws at me. Though, I like her so, I often don't prolong her punishment for more than 4 days at most.

In summary, she's like the only friend I have. But I wouldn't lie that even at this, I still get affected by her irrational attitude. I can't do much work and when her stupidity is added to it, I wouldn't be able to concentrate in my health state. I can barely really work in my current health status.

The point now is, she was trying to fault me and I shouted at her and hung up which resulted in her blocking me immediately. I don't have plans of calling back tho.

But I am seriously feeling it. Sometimes, I just fall sick for some hours. Like yesterday, while I was laying down with my pc, and I wanted to turn off the fan, I just fell into a cloudy sicky and sleepy state, I was so weak. I was unable to stand up for like 2 or 3 hours.

My sleep has improved a little, before when I sleep it's like I am being punished, I don't enjoy it at all. Yesterday, I was having a very bad headache.

What prompted me to write this post is that, I saw a comment here on Nairaland that stated that for choosing only that pus*y, you have simped.

I find that statement to be true. Because I can't think of any other girl now apart from this girl, despite I was frustrated in the past and I really would have liked to get a better fu*ck. Now, it's just her pussy I think of and it's the last thing I think that's holding me down mentally. I wanna break that shit.

Just before I started this post, I was so angry that I didn't know when I threw away my phone and I was automatically walking to bury my head in a bucket of water.

My head is cloudy, I still check her WhatsApp last seen with my other line. I guess that because she's like the only friend I have. Don't tell me to find friends, it won't work for me right now, that's the summary about my friendship life. But I want to be in love with my work so I need to purge this thing completely.

Although, it may be that she blocked me because she wants to only punish back or make me simp more. But me I'm seeing my own as a break up or even if she comes back herself, I'll be ready for her like the way it ought to be.

Gaslighting me... Lol. If I was aware of shit tests, I wouldn't have rubbished myself so badly. It is good to be aware of the knowledge of red pill even if you're red pilled by default. Without being aware, a default red pilled man can still fall like me. I was the definition of super alpha before, I'm ashamed I've become just a commoner. Damn!

Listen to some SOFT ROCK, you would be refreshed in your spirit. The road you are walking leads to depression, enliven your inner man with good music or watch a lot of comedy. Do not take to alcohol or emotional discussions, day dream of being the president of a great country or relocating to other galaxies yet accessed. All the best.

She is still young dude, allow her mature.

IntersexSherry:
I also dey like that and i won't call myself anomaly but a gift from God �

So you have a pen*s with feminine DNA or reverse? Be more expressive, let us understand you more.

I ventured into learning a lot of things about Esoteric earth and the deep things about our existence It was quite enlightening and fascinating as it gives you answers to questions that had no open answers but it also uploads you into its system taking the ones you love with you. What I am trying to say is, when seeking its knowledge of the supernatural, things you seek spills to those you hold dear too.
During that period, there was a feeling that my immediate family would come to harm even if I was spared, had to reduce my curiosity for deeper /hidden knowledge and the dark energy pervading me dispersed. Be careful what knowledge you seek, some might be destructive to the people you love. The force that came dragging your sister was summoned by you.

What f*ckery is this? With those tattoos

Simplyleo:
This practice of blaming or recalling representatives at various levels of governance is very common in the North and South west. Some even go as far as attacking their reps for non performance. That is how it should be. (Common sense)

But in a particular region, all they know is Tinubu and Buhari for the regrettable performance of their leaders even though Tinubu has nothing to do with their backwardness.

Las las, you will hang yourself because of that regions matter. Say Amen!

Arrewa:
stop lying to yourself!

The south east have nothing! I mean nothing without the food from the north.

Beans we bring you beans from the north!

Rice we bring you rice from the north forget that ebonyi audio rice that can't even feed a local government.

Tomatoes na we dey give una!

Goat meat... Do you know how many trailers of goat dey enter east per day?

Cow... Na we dey give una!

I just pray this country divide.

The east will surely be at receiving end!

You have no access to the sea!

You have no fertile land for Agriculture!

Erosion is ravaging the remaining land you have!

All you guys do is to cheast beat! And make mouth!

My Generation will teach the East how to respect the north!

Just pray we divide this country sooner... Cos it's not gonna funny in future!

I am a future governor and a future king maker!

I just pray we divide soon Sha... Cos if we don't.

It's not going to be funny! Our fathers failed the north!

My Generation will never fail the north!

We shall make the north Great again

Fools like you are the reason why the north is sooo under developed. Analyze data and statistics from international organizations and stop drinking cow pee.

Zzor:
The guy has been on her case for over two years but she just recently decided to give him a chance recently like 3months now,someone told my friend that it could be excitement that he will calm down.I trust my friend that she will maintain her stand,as she's really God fearing at heart.She has really changed some of her habits for this guy,like her provocative way of dressing and all that,she has really come to like him,the guy is not asking for sex but won't just keep his hands off her,though most times unconsciously

You speak so sublimely of this "YOUR FRIEND", like she walks around with you on her shoulders. SMH.

TheFacelessMan:

Damn! Classic.

I was in my second year at the university at akoka, was preparing for our second semester exams so I had gone to the reading room of my hostel to some studying....hmm! It still feels like yesterday even though its been over twenty four years, he had a little illness and went to the hospital and that was it. He just clocked 50 a week earlier.

I think the lead actress is now late.

mannasseh:
i hope that guy wasn't killed

This looks like homicide, no struggle to catch his breathe.

Gamesmart:
Mr Olasupo Shasore (SAN) AGAIN!!!

You took them words right outta my mouth.

Quitting the union, better being single and broke than married and FRUSTRATED.

dingbang:
Seriously, mothers need to be sensitized and cautioned on the way they send their underaged female children on errands.

Definitely, even in developed countries data shows more young girls go missing than boys. Young ones need protection and guidance from demented freaks loafing around.

Zzor:
but we have female doctors around,personally,i can never allow that,i will never be comfortable with it

Do not be dumb, even world class kings and queens are exposed to checks by physicians of their alternate sex. If the most qualified is of the other sex would you not rather be attended to by him/her. The body we come in is just a casing .