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usually we brush before bed and there is always some mint cadies on the bedside table, so its possible to kiss early mor mor,

I think amidst all this we can pray for him (Yar adua). the prayer of Serenity:

God grant him the serenity
to accept the things he cannot change;
courage to change the things he can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

I think our concern should be focused on the last 2 lines,

o Ya e gbadura, Ni oruko,

MsTom:
Is it true that Jonathan is planning to resign?

he craze? varfor?

well, Yar adua is alive and healthy, while in |Suadi he got a new heart and a new liver (or whatever), but it will take a abt a week for the new heart to acclamatize (since na saudi origin) to the new state, . abi wetin dey happen

det ar kul, this is cool

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ifedy:
If it is true, SUE THEIR backside and let em pay with everything they have
.

for where?

funny, what is virgin Passport? and the obssession with the NIS. is the passport suppose to come with a visa? I mean is there a place to disvrigin Passports, to avoid this

well, the conclusion to this experience stuff is uncalled for, its a way of people justifying their promiscuity, go sit down,

wetin concern geography with the thread, I saw a map, lol

from the first day Obj announced this guy as Yar adua's running mate I knew he'll be president, Good luck to him

vislabraye:
So guys, getting hooked up with a virgin is like passing through the eyes of a needle.

Abi o!! no mind them its just a way of justifying their promiscuity, having failed to meet the standard, they pull it down.

well I think the ladies are not being truthful, its just a way of justifying their bed hopping. thats the only reason a girl will say she wont marry a virgin man. "Who no like good thing" abi na tokunbo you like? na becos person no fit affford tear rubber, or what do you think, ?

moreover we're talking about marriage its not a one day thing, so there is enough days and time "to learn and turn heads gaga".

anyone knows where to watch the match online?

Na wa oh, new branding for Nigerians, CBN better closes down the so called JAIZ bank, probably the 50 billion capital base  deposit was from terrorism, National Assembly should not overlook this piece of info,

Na wa oh, new branding for Nigerians, CBN better closes down the so called JAIZ bank, probably the 50 billion capital base deposit was from terrorism, National Assembly should not overlook this piece of info,

normal

The world leaders will be gathering in a couple of  days to discuss important issues on how to safe our planet: Earth. I  am wondering if Nigeria will be represented there and in what capacity : the usual opportunity for our reps to take another foreign trip or to benefit and contribute to such important issue.

NL what do u think of the COP15 conference in Denmark, this topic was birthed from the gory sight i saw here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-357579.0.html,

yet I wonder if they'll be at the climate change conf at Copenhagen, cos one day i saw one person wey call herself chairman of house committee on climate change

well the idea of sending cars to should be erased off your mind, its really not a good biz considering its risk,

buffead:
wetin tbj talk ooooo loool

he talk say na we go win

buffead:
wetin tbj talk ooooo loool

he talk say na we go win

First Law: A grad student in procastination tends to stay in procastination unless an external force is applied to it.

this law is know as the law of Inertial and was originally discovered experimentally by Galileo 4 years before Newton was born. Newton was born when he threatened to cut his grad's school funding. This resulted in a quickening of the students research process.

Second Law: The age, [color=Black]a, of a doctoral process is directly proportional to the flexibility, [color=Black]f[/color], given by the advisor and inversely proportional to the student’s motivation [color=Black]m[/color].[/color]

mathematically this translates to:
Age _PHD= Flexibility / Motivation   a=f/m
.: f=ma
This law is a quantitative description of the effect of the forces experienced by a grad student. A highly motivated student may still remain in grad school given enough flexibility.
However as motivation goes to zero the duration of th PhD goes to infinity.


Third Law: For every action towards graduation there is an equal and opposite distraction.
From PhD Comics via Cubical Life.

This law states that, regardless of the nature of interaction with the advisor, every force for productivity acting on the grad student is accompanied by an equal and opposite useless activity such that the net advancement in the thesis progress is ZERO.

do you think this laws are correct?

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=221

First Law: A grad student in procastination tends to stay in procastination unless an external force is applied to it.

this law is know as the law of Inertial and was originally discovered experimentally by Galileo 4 years before Newton was born. Newton was born when he threatened to cut his grad's school funding. This resulted in a quickening of the students research process.

Second Law: The age, [color=Black]a, of a doctoral process is directly proportional to the flexibility, [color=Black]f[/color], given by the advisor and inversely proportional to the student’s motivation [color=Black]m[/color].[/color]

mathematically this translates to:
Age _PHD= Flexibility / Motivation a=f/m
.: f=ma
This law is a quantitative description of the effect of the forces experienced by a grad student. A highly motivated student may still remain in grad school given enough flexibility.
However as motivation goes to zero the duration of th PhD goes to infinity.


Third Law: For every action towards graduation there is an equal and opposite distraction.
From PhD Comics via Cubical Life.

This law states that, regardless of the nature of interaction with the advisor, every force for productivity acting on the grad student is accompanied by an equal and opposite useless activity such that the net advancement in the thesis progress is ZERO.

do you think this laws are correct?

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=221

mighty igo

then in school JS 1 : royal rumble,pillow fight, jackpot, name animal place or thing, time factor, cricket, monopoly

boj booju, business man buying and selling , using labels from bread as currency we were all guys so no mummy and daddy play except occassionally at my cousins' place, table soccer  (conter-ideri oti). drawing of comics, I drew so much that i had to stop drawing. I draw graffiti on the walls and my mum's wardrobe. then at night i see the drawings move, so i had to stop drawing. police and thief=hide nd seek/jackie chan. draft,street football that lands me in punishments.

game and watch, bricks game, ludo, snke and ladder, our version of bowling with tins and (Shuku agbado) maize shaft or sucked oranges. plucking of fruits after school etc

Thank you, I am one year closer to meeting God

atleast we'll celebrate while alive

Fellow Nairalanders, celebrate with me as I add one more year to my years.

Today marks a rembrance of the day when I was born
A joy to my family and the world at large
I believe I was born for a purpose
a solution to the cry of many and
that purpose I'll fulfil by God's grace.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
thank you all

ayomifull:
About 2 years ago my cousin travelled from France to Nigeria and paid just about €55 for travel insurance the very day he got to Nigeria he had an accident and his arm was to be amputated,

Nna meen

but thanks for the info,

MC Usman:
The Federal medical center at BirninKudu is it located in your house?. Each Local government area has a general Hospital. The state of medical facilities in the north is an extension of what is obtainable in Nigeria as a whole.

Jigawa State as in other state in Nigeria is not an exception.

Jigawa (Dutse), well i really mean dutse and i did mentioned the Gen Hospital,