₦airaland Forum

Senseless people.

At least they have killed 4 diplomats who has no known connection to the film, shouldn't they sheath their sword by now?

some people sef!

So, reading the bible from an i-pad has now become a stumbling block to you.

welcome to Nigeria! The Blessed land with strange people/leaders!

afam4eva: Anambra is a commercial and an industrial state, so you should expect different kinds of factories springing up here and there.

Everything is tribalism for some of you.

Then ask your governor to invite Apple to build Science academy!

Na this kain over-sabi na im make Nigeria dey where we dey.

Seriously,I am not a garri-movement fan but this is the kind of situation where garri related questions should be asked. IMHO.

the only thing dem sabi born for 9ja na horse! shior

Yello1: things are really happening,end time i guess

Religion has created a deep mental laziness/complacency in so many people. I wonder what this got to do with end time. its purely science, the same that made it possible to type here.

Thank God for the wisdom He's given to people who are not afraid to make the world a better place.

gen2briz: Na taiye taiwo

Made sense!

Nigerians. Mixed Multitude.

adora4u1: Gist of it all...nobody likes Patience!

Not necessarily! It's just the way it was handled. There is nothing wrong in her getting the best healthcare, provided the people who voted them have access to such as well.

Goodluck Patience. Come home and talk sense to Mr President.

once, at night before going to bed.

slightlyMad: can anyone summarize this in like 3 sentences?
thanks

Vote for Obama!

exklusive4: i askd desame question wen i joined,nobody answrd....

Here are your answers

gboss4sure: 1. Don't Make Seun Angry.

2. Don't Make Mukina or any of the mods Angry especially Mukina.

3. Don't mention *Garri*

If you can keep to these 3 rule you are good to go

elo thaddi: Anoda rule is the offence u just commited. Posting or asking questions not related to a topic.

searay: A. Beware of the following persons:
1. Seun- his royal highness of NL
2. Mukina- ??
3. Sexkillz ??
4. Ikenna351??
B. Beware of this word g - A - R - r - I
Finally, remember that freedom of speech/ opinion was killed here.

handmaid: i think you should check out the nairaland rules. Besides, each section has its own rules; they are usually listed before other topics.
Nd remember, to stay safe here, be sure not to join the Garri Movement!

7 types of Men every woman should date. sounds creepy to me, but I got the drift.

Every woman should date 7 types of men.

"7 qualities to look for in a man",

"Every woman should date a man with these 7 qualities".

Tupac is studied as a topic in a course.. I'm not sure but I've read something like that before.

pufectskin: that is just a waste of money. Nigerians enjoy telling ppl they paid a lot for crap.
In the US, anyone can live in similar houses or even better for much less money
than is paid for houses at Banana Island. As for Lekki, I stay there, and it is money
paid to buy rubbish houses in a washed down neighborhood. We just pay money but we dont
get value...I cant wait to leave this country...and when I am gone this time...I am gone for good.

This is my best post. I see the ridiculous prices of Nigerian properties and I wonder why anyone would pay such. In a country where people's income cannot be verified, no wonder corruption thrives.

tooblessed: Try Maidugari, Jos and Damaturu

Those places cost life to live in.

Yes we are praying fir her. Do you know how many people die daily of food poisoning in Nigeria? Just last week an entire family was wiped out in ondo. they had no money to call ambulance from Germany. The truth is that our government can afford to neglect the basic amenities that we need since they can always use our money to patronize functional societies.

Get well Dame but this is just a wake up call.

Make Una sit down there they look. Food Poisoning ko, rat poisoning ni. Na wetin Stella go do she go try oh. She wants to compete with Michelle Obama.

Anyway shame to goodluck and the entire aso rock crew. If the Germans were just feeding their people with empty promises I wonder where they for fly am.

I wish her speedy recovery, but her husband must see and address the loops in our health system. Because no be all of us fit call ambulance from obodo oyinbo to pick our brothers,sisters, fathers,mothers, sons and daughters.

shine-eye:
REFUSING TO REMEMBER THE ERROR!

denial!

ghettodreamz: Not yet married but so far;

1. God
2. Love
3. Understanding
4. Trust
5. Good communications & team work spirit
6. Above all, prayer

Above all was GOD!

Raggedy_Ann: Kose and doya!

Aha yarinya!

fellis: I beg to differ. I think it makes her look like a fish.

you got it!

DIG1: Some of what d OP highlighted is true, but don't take away d fact dat dere are some improvement in some key areas such as expansion of roads (kubwa Απϑ airport road), security (d police were given brand new Toyota 2010 cars 4 patrol), mini buses were introduced Απϑ opening of other satellite town, though much need τ̅☺ be provided Απϑ improved, Abj will get τ̅☺ d promise land some ϑάγ̲̣̣̥..

In five years time they will also go extinct. its not about the showing-off style of administration we have but we sustenance to our developments.

in Heaven, Yes.

Chedarking: I want to attend the paralympic games but the tickets cost an arm and a leg!

That's the cost of para-lympics. You should have tried the olympics; which cost money!

phreakabit: But on a serious note great discovery. Kudos to them, and thank God everything was not left to the African man to invent/discover.

Abi o. Na devil they cause everything for this side. Its our lazy mentality mixed with religious hypocrisy that's keeping Nigeria/Africa from developing.

free2ryhme: dont be fooled .. Dis is illuminati tins... Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and the likes overnight they will make you a star They control the industry

Imagine post like this, it shows that we have a long way to go.

Once again kudo to big Pharma!

Evil Brain: Everybody should please note that this is not a cure. Like other HIV drugs, it just keeps the virus at bay and you need to keep taking it for life to prevent you from getting sick.

Keep using those condoms.

there are other conditions that require life-long treatments. we have to be careful while being prayerful as well. so kudos to big Pharma!

BlueDiva: It's so eazy for Nigerians to flunk their exams.

The bike runs on animal waste processed into fuel.
The toilet seat is just to show creativity and is for promotional purposes.

You cannot poop on this bike.
The 'toilet seat' is not a toilet!!!

we nor dey read before commenting. Have you not heard of a saying "if you want to hide something from a Nigerian, then put it in writing".

igbsam: Created by Japan's leading toilet makers TOTO,
See the company name sef.....TOTO COMPANY. Can someone please pronounce that out loud.

toto Inc.

one year jail term seems too much for the crime. suspend his driving license . 3 month community service, reasonably heavy fine.

like someone noted, the cost of housing a person for a year is irrelevant in Nigeria since they'll packed like fish. but seriously I wish the guy the best of luck: Goodluck.

Can we bring Garri issue into this?