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Father weds daughter

Acid talk opened a thread yesterday . May be he is using a china techno phone. As for the laptop, HE HAD NONE,HE HAS NONE AND HE WIL HAVE NONE

I notice dat she is a female/male

Nairaland wont mis u

Plz sumarise in 3 simple sentences. What is the message u are conveying?

India iz beta in 3 aspects

education,tertiary instiution,academic texbook etc especialy enginering, science and technology

juju, disapearance,love potion,get rich quick , jazz. Etc

polyandry

nigeria is better in every other thing

If scientist make a humanbeing that would eat, think and shit.

If i end up marrying ILLUMINATI

Part two: waiting for part three

Gals, always givin cheap boxers as birthday gift

Is polyandry alowmd in naija?

Guy, i go like be ur patner. I wil supply ur church member with laptops. I wil also supply ur members with beef, chicken, etc.
We wil share the profit 50-50. U wil be the holymessenger while i wil be holy acountant/supplier.

Remember ,we haven't choosen a name.

Yes its true. The ugly girls are aware that no man could propose to them because they are not physicaly endowned so they go to the church and become popular and active praying and hoping that a christian brethren might consider them for mariage.

NO WAY, NOT EVEN IN MY DREAM .
Reason

i dont want to have nightmare
haw wil i look at her scary face and kis her
wil i blindfold my eyes when s...xing
haw wil i introduce her to my mum(she wil tink its juju she used)
haw wil i take her out(clubing, party etc)
haw can i date what i am ashamed of
i can't even make her my screen saver.

I apologise to all d ugly girls but i can't have what i am not proud of

NO WAY, NOT EVEN IN MY DREAM .
Reason

i dont want to have nightmare
haw wil i look at her scary face and kis her
wil i blindfold my eyes when s...xing
haw wil i introduce her to my mum(she wil tink its juju she used)
haw wil i take her out(clubing, party etc)
haw can i date what i am ashamed of
i can't even make her my screen saver.

Guitarlife: @poster I am a small boy o but I live here in nigeria. Some of the people advising you have been abroad now for age's which explains the tone of their responses.
The truth is that the fact that you have a child out of wedlock has already reduced genuine and I repeat genuine proposals by 80percent .
Yeah 80 percent I said. You don't need anybody to give you a motivational speech now. What you need is a reality check. Understand where you are and what options are available to you.
Sad as it sounds, you will not command the same desirability like you would if you were not with a child.
Therefore, your best bet now is to weigh in on your strengths. Like
-belonging and becoming committed in church.
-working on your looks, hygiene and finances.
- stop thinking too much about marriage but learn a skill thats makes people attracted to you like playing a musical instrument.
-quit the fast life like clubbing and all cos the kind of men you will meet at this places are not marriage thinking.
-pray about it.
The reality is that single gals are also finding it difficult pinning men down this days in nigeria and the fact that 30yrs being the bench mark is not helping matters for them either.
Unless you intend travelling out, do not expect to meet a naija man that will view you like a single lady easily.
I belive you can still get things worked out if you remove the obvious anxiety and probably get a good grip on your complex.
The irony is that a man can always spot a desperate woman a mile away so tru hard to stop worrying and pestering the guys with unnecessary innuendos.
I hope my suggestion helped cos it's not really coherent. I just dropped this in a jiffy but I hope you catch my drift.
I wish you all the best and pray you get your own man.

listen to d small boy

engrtee: u can defer it. U can postpone it. If a 4 year old asks u ' WHAT IS SEEX ?? You can say "i wil tel u later" or" u wil know when the time comes or "write the question down.when u are much older we wil discus it.
That is better than lying.

When askd a question dat wil reveal a secret, u can say.I AM NOT IN THE BEST POSITION TO ANSWER THAT OR WHY DON'T YOU ASK . MR ..,...

lets asume dat u were sacked from ur previous job cos u were acused for stealing. If u go for a job interview and u are asked why u left ur last job
what wil u say?

D last tym i heard d joke was 18 years ago

Let him meet better pastors to pray 4 him

[quote author=190-the-clown]I nor fit shout[/quote]then shut up

Poster, did u run after reading it?

In the name of RAMSEY NOAH, i hereby resurate love from the dead.

Take weed, mix it in 8 bottles of gulder ...take a packet of cigrate and then snuf.,.consume.

Shynes goes instantly

Tel him on his sick bed, d shock wil heal him...what a miracle

Faze
kolomental remix

dis one na mental case
operator do dey crase
make we move im crase from dis place
kolomental

Kunu seller

seedord247: Where is my ak47?

gives him an ak47, a chain and a timed bombed

MUST U MARRY? REMAIN SINGLE BETTER STILL BE A PRIEST

Are we supposed to tell the truth every time Many will say yes but we should remember that In the bible, Abraham lied he was not sarah husband when he thought sarah’s beauty was likel to cause a problem .so that means we are permitted to lie on certain occasion.
How do we know such occasion. Here is a list



In medicine, doctors lie to patient that they will be fine when the chance that the patient wil die is 90%


In a relationship, when a girl ask you how she looks, saying fat could give a wrong message.
When a friend asked me how his best noisy, meaningless track song was answered in the affirmitive.i couln’t tell him how much i hated the song

In maintaining trust; when we are asked a question whose answer would yield to revealing a secret.either we lie and keep the secret or say the truth.

To protect an innocent person;telling the truth would vlead to his dismisal from work or jailed by police

Telling a robber you don’t have money whereas the money is hidden

In market, when negotiating telling the seller that you have no more money in order to make him reduce the price for you
When playing pranks(april fool)

Job interview e.g when asked.’why did you leave your last job ? Will you say, my boss was trying to be intimate with me or i was fired for stealing

Talking to a child not yet the age of reasoning; about certain things

Security reasons; when talking to a stranger

To avoid unnessesary sympathy and ,questions . E.g when you have headache and someone ask how are you -----just say fine. You got fired and and someone Ask how work?




In conclusion, virtue lies in the middle, . over honesty is not good.there are certain circumstsnce which permits lies
.we should apply wisdom in what where,when and how to lie and speak d truth.

Wat if ur wife tels u to come home b4 6