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What is tailsman?

;-(Ii

slimyem: *clears throat*

gives her tomtom

Such is lyf

Muslims like virgins

no wonder 60 year man marry 17 year old virgen

QUESTION


HOW DOES D VIRGN COME ABOUT

DOES ALLAH CREATE GIRLS IN PARADISE

IS IT THOSE THAT DIE VIRGEN ON EARTH

SO IN MUSLIM PARADISE, THE RATIO OF MEN TO VIRGEN IS 1 : 72

A WOMAN WHO MARRIED ON EARTH, WHEN SHE ENTER PARADISE, WIL SHE BE A VIRGEN?

SO MEN WIL IGNORE THEIR WIFE IN PARADISE AND START SERVICING VIRGEN

ARE U ADVERTISING THE LORDS CHOSEN CHURCH,

u better pay seun

PTBNaija: Women that tall are uncommon period, so I doubt they would be common in Nigeria. I can't comment on the weight part. . . (because I have no clue lol)

NO OFFENCE, ARE U UP TO 5 FT

I met her on 2go

On the 30th of june, my dad recivd a sad news that his youngest brother died by road acident along elele road in riverstate...

Uncle lewis was d last born of a family of 6..he had strong afinity for my grand mum...until his death, he visits his mum, (my grand mum) from porthacurt to oweri
every 2 weeks....

My dad ,aware of dis mother-son bond, suggested we keep the news away from mama .he wanted to take mama out of the vilage in imo state to ABUJA where we stay so the news wouldnt reach her ear.

Such sugestion was rebufd by two of his brodas(my uncle). They insistd we tell her d truth imediately. They were "born again". After every preaching, my dad succombd

On 15 july, the day my grandmum had the news, she shouted-EWO!
That was d last word she said on earth.she kicked d bucket.she was rushd to the hospital and has been confirmd dead

Now my dad can't forgvd himself for not insisting. He can't forgive his HOLY HOLY BROTHERS either. He hasn't been himself lately...

As for me, i dont want to accuse any body..i think the TRUTH killed my grand mum....what pains me more is that mother and sun would be buried at the same time

What connects us al 2geda here is our interest in religion.it doesn't matter if we are religion belivers or not

if atheist have their own forum, then homosexuals wil have theirs.

I tink d problem is simple,

BUISNES IS BECOMING CHURCHEOS-even niteclub,armedrobers, prostitute pray b4 they begin their operation

CHURCH IS BCOMING MORE BUISNESMINDED- compulsory tithe,thankgiviimg,ofertory,


pastors prefer praying for politcian,humantrafickers,ocultist etc to succeed in their activity so they can be members of the church and give to the church

INVESTMENT, NO BODY WANT TO PREACH

BIGVAJINA: Some ladies are coca-cola shaped,some are guitar shaped, some mammy-water shaped.
which other shape do you know? drop am

wetin be ur own shape

SHY

Nice writeup..,but love letter dont work for gals again...it is ancient, old or archaic

U sound like ur woman is controling u

In every disapointment,there is a blessing......

I learnt that girls have fish brain....they are very confused

Nairaland shud help u chuse a religion

then facebook wil help u choose u wife then

eskimono wil help u chuse a job

then 2go wil help u choose a car


mtcheeeew

China product don't last
china friendship don't last

My campus rummate told me is necesary to hold a girl by the waist while taking a walk.especialy if u both know each ...he does it all the time with his sister, friends and few choir girlr....Guys, what ur take on this.,

gals,haw do u feel when a guy holds ur waist

D only governor dat did a ritual in d public
d ist governor to sack all non indigene from work




abia

Palmwine tapper

Beating pains more and heals faster....d two are childish

So she wil be a baby making machine leaving in anoda hause and mothering ur kid why u wil continue patroling as a bachelor

u wil meet anoda gal and say I THINK U ARE NOT SUITABLE AS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN BUT AS MY REGULAR SEX MATE.....

If d man is short,

then d wife sent him on an erand.....

Purewater hawker

Whatever the objective of religion is, it has not realy achieved its aim...becos religious practicers arent living up to expectation

Hence everybody is a christian

ptolemus is a christian
macdady is christian
all atheist are christians
antichrist are christians
satan is a christian

Asking what is the point of christianity is like asking what is the point of religion

Dog meat seller

So d duty of a man is to make a gal cry.....

It happens everywhere...not only in nigeria........

A gal is like a landlord,her body is the land. a tenant comes and build bungalow ,....later the landlord tels the tenant to leave that he has seen a better tenant who can pay more landrent....
Years later, she tels the new tenant to leave cos she found a tenant to convert the bungalow to duplex..,
she owns the land she can do as she wishes


MORAL LESSON

DON'T SPEND MUCH ON WHAT IS NOT URS...D OWNER CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU ANYTIME...

First make her yours, by mariage and children bèfore investing on her.,..AS LONG AS SHE IS SINGLE, SHE IS AVAILABLE FOR A HIGHER BIDDER