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Religion / Re: How Do I Restart My Battle Over The Use Of Prostitutes After Series Of Relapse? by Tobyarab(m): 9:13am On May 27, 2018
Just remember that a prostitute cares about nothing but your money. They offer fake love and care, even their moans during sex are fake. Look for a true relationship that nurtures love. a lady that truly loves you. stop seeing women as sex objects. everything is in your mindset.

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Politics / Re: IKEDC Now Sends SMS Alert For Disconnection And Payment by Tobyarab(m): 5:59pm On May 25, 2018
Am also an AEDC Abuja electricity distribution company staff...
All this people shouting, "drag NEPA to court" how much are you owing in your house You hv outstanding bills,once you're been given 6 to 10k current charge you pay 5k or 4k, you expect NEPA to give you 24 hours light... Don't you guys know that we pay for the supply we' re giving to you. You think light is free ni
There is sth called pre-paid meters. if you truly worked at AEDC, you would know that customers deserve it. I hope you have estimated billing meter where you reside.
Politics / Eko Disco:the Citadel Of Corruption by Tobyarab(m): 12:52am On May 25, 2018
I live in Bank Olemoh street, surulere, Lagos which falls under Eko Disco coverage. for nearly three days, we have been without power, I wasn't bothered about it because it was normal occurrence. early in the morning of yesterday, I had to make a drop at Jibowu park and while enroute to my destination, I discovered to my surprise that the streets we share same power line with,all had power.i assumed it was a fault and readied my mind to report a fault later when there was daylight. I returned from the park,had my bath and dashed off to Eko disco office on Akerele street. as I made to lay my complaint, the worker I met there told me to save my energy as my street has been disconnected from the power grid. WHAAT!!! I couldnt be more shocked. I asked why and he said they always encounter resistance from residents there when they go on power disconnection exercise. I was livid. I told him that I use pre-paid meter and I speak with a fact that 80percent of houses in that street use pre-paid meter too.how can you disconnect us? he told me that they acted on the directive of the AGM at their head office in Marina. I said OK, thanked him and zoomed off to Marina. on getting to the office, I was directed to meet with the head of customer service department. she was quite pleasant. I aired my grievance to her and she set about to resolve the issue with phone calls and all. in the end, she ascertained that it was disconnected on order of the AGM. (I wondered how a human being can be so heartless to give such instruction).she told me that she has escalated the issue through email and all and that I should be patient since there are protocols to follow. by the way, she said I should go and look for leadership in the street, that they need to sign undertaking not to inflict harm on the staff.(i told her that I have deduced from this act of your company that there is special benefit they get from people on estimated billing which they can't let go of. because you can't come to a place where the majority of your customers use pre-paid meter and still disconnect the street. the power supply in that street is most times very poor yet they slam heavy bills on these people. how cruel can people be. the progress of economy of Nigeria is hinged on having stable power but these discos don't want it so. they prefer to give you little power and charge you high for it. government should revert the sale of these discos because they are a monumental failure) I protested the much I could and left the office. Tomorrow, I am going to NERC office. let me see if they live up to their duties as Disco regulator.Eko Disco reeks of corruption.

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Politics / Re: Okada Ban In Anambra: Operators Groan As 15,000 Lose Jobs In Onitsha, Awka by Tobyarab(m): 7:58pm On May 23, 2018

Can you tell the crime rate in those states?
No state in naija got high crime rate like Lagos. yet, okada still operates there. think before you write.
Business / Re: Top Online Business That Has Made Most Young People Millionaires In Nigeria by Tobyarab(m): 6:04pm On May 23, 2018
Forex is king. kinda difficult but it's bad.
Politics / Re: Ongoing Construction Work At Yaba Bus-stop (PHOTOS) by Tobyarab(m): 7:28pm On May 22, 2018
These projects are useless if the menace of danfo buses continue on the roads. Bus stops mean nothing if the buses are not road worthy. danfos can't keep on injuring and killing people.they are just too reckless.

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Webmasters / Re: Google Agrees To Pay $11 Million To Owners Of Suspended Adsense Accounts by Tobyarab(m): 7:01am On May 22, 2018
Wayo Google. Google na porn star
Car Talk / Re: Do You Agree With Volvo Exec That China Now Makes Better Quality Cars Than Europ by Tobyarab(m): 6:57am On May 22, 2018

Taking over what exactly? And why re you so excited about the taking over?
I wonder oo. the last time I checked his name, it looks and sounds nigerian. maybe he is high, maybe he is suffering from identity crisis.


Romance / Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by Tobyarab(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2018
Linda that we all know is pregnant. Here is her story.

I, Linda Ikeji, is going to be a mum. Somebody please pinch me! Gosh, I can’t get over it.
2018 started with me finding out I was pregnant. When I missed my period and my friend and I did a home pregnancy test and it read positive, my friend began to cry with happiness but I was just there staring at the stick like, you’re not messing with me, are you? This is real and not a joke on me, right? I refused to believe it and asked my friend to drive me to a lab for another test. And there it was confirmed, I was pregnant. Me, Linda, I am going to have my own child. Please don’t wake me up from this lovely dream..lol
So many women have had children, so what’s the big deal, huh? Lol. Well, you see me, I’m somewhat of a different case. There’s something about me that I have never talked about publicly before and that’s the fact that I love children so much (I took that from my dad), and I am particularly obsessed with babies, and I mean that literally. Their pureness, innocence, little beautiful faces, tiny hands and soft cheeks make me just want to be around them.
I grew up in a compound with a lot of neighbours and believe it or not, as a teenager/young woman, I was the unofficial resident babysitter. I swear, ask my siblings. I literally carried all the new born babies born in that compound at a period of time until they grew up to a certain age. Their mums used to come drop the babies at our house whenever they were tired or wanted to go out, this was, of course, to the annoyance of my family…lol.
The first baby I carried was a boy named Makoba (wonder where he is now, this was about 20 years ago, he will be a big boy now). From the first day I carried him, I didn’t want to let him go…so every time I had free time, and his mum hadn’t brought him to me, I would walk two floors up, knock on his family’s door and ask them if they wanted me to take the child off them for a while. I was always happy when they said yes. After him other mums started dropping their kids with me.
Back then my sisters and I used to take turns to cook every day of the week. So whenever it was my turn to cook and I was babysitting and they insisted I go cook, I’d tell my sisters to either hold the baby for me so I could go cook or they go cook. They always chose the latter. Lol.
Then my siblings started having children and I started to feel more joy. These were no longer neighbours’ or friends’ children, these were my nephews and nieces. My family! And carrying them brought me even more joy. Like for example, whenever I see my sister Laura’s son, Ryan, I shriek with happiness. He’s the love of my life…lol. If I was planning to go out and I heard my beautiful nephews and niece were coming over to the house, most times, I change plans and just stay home with them. I’m a homebody, I like to stay home (that’s why I bought a big house…lol).
So now imagine that in a few months, I will look down at a baby, and it won’t be a neighbor’s child, a friend’s child, a sister’s child, but my own child, my own flesh and blood, carried in my womb. My own son. It’s surreal. I can’t get over it.
You guys think DJ Khaled is obsessed with his son, Asahd? Wait until this one gets here. He’s not even here yet and I already ordered a Bentley Mulsanne for us. I swear! Lol. Like, I can’t keep calm. Oh and please, nannies, stay away from me. I’ve got this covered! Thank you. Lol.
Sometimes when I’m lying down and I feel him moving around inside me (he’s so hyper already, constantly moving around…lol), I just get up and cradle my tummy and smile. Lol. I can’t wait for these months to go by so I can meet him. My own son!
Dear son, of every dream I have had, every achievement, every milestone, out of all my accomplishments and titles, all the money and worldly possession I have, nothing compares to you. You are my greatest blessing, my gift from heaven, my greatest dream realized. I love you more than life itself and I can’t wait to meet you and give you so many kisses. And of course, spoil you! You will hear 'I love you' loud and clear so many times, you will beg me to stop. I can't wait to hold you in my arms. .
I know I’m going to be the best mum ever! I was born for this and I am finally ready! And now I want to do more, achieve more, so lil man will be proud of his mama.
Considering how much I love children, sometimes I wonder why I didn’t have them earlier. But like my dad said, miracles like this finally happen when God is ready to share you.
Anyway, as you all know, I’ve always shared every milestone, every good thing that’s happened to me over the years with you guys and I definitely wanted to also share this joy with you. I’ve been wanting to scream about this since I found out many months ago but my family and friends have been telling me to ‘calm down Linda, calm down’…lol. I’m now way into my second trimester, so I guess it’s okay to share my joy.
May God grant you what you desire the most and may all your dreams come true.
Oh, by the way, I’ll be having a baby shower in a few weeks and I will definitely love for some of you amazing, loyal female readers to come celebrate with me. Will communicate when the time comes.
Plenty kisses and God bless

Kisses guys!
See baby bump photos below


Politics / Re: Why Roads In Lagos Will Always Be Flooded When It Rains (PHOTO) by Tobyarab(m): 7:30pm On May 17, 2018

Eva Baby, Why Do Women Always Pull Their Dresses Way Up In Public Whenever It Rains,As Seen In the 1st Pix, Is That Not Sexual Harassment?, wink
pervert spotted.
Family / Re: Court Declares The Power Of Ikoyi Registry To Conduct Marriages In Lagos NULL by Tobyarab(m): 7:13pm On May 17, 2018
My time to shine
Health / Re: FAKE RAMBO INSECTICIDE!!! Please Be Careful. by Tobyarab(m): 11:42am On May 17, 2018
What a country angryWhat a country
Health / Re: 8 Dangerous & Deadly Things Most Nigerians Do Ignorantly; 1 & 2 Will Shock You by Tobyarab(m): 6:50pm On May 16, 2018
Nice one. But many people will still remain ignorant. can't help it.
Religion / Re: BBC Visits RCCG Redemption Camp (Photos) by Tobyarab(m): 5:54pm On May 15, 2018
Fastest growing church indeed.Is church a businesss venture now? are they in competition with anyone? Funny OP
Crime / Re: Sudan Arrests Suspected Killer Of Habibu Almu, Nigerian Diplomat by Tobyarab(m): 10:36pm On May 13, 2018
Probably Mistress

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Celebrities / Re: Oyemykke Slams Noble Igwe For Snitching On Fraudsters by Tobyarab(m): 4:41pm On May 12, 2018
U needed to see how Lagos was very quiet yesterday and peaceful. There was no traffic on my way back from work and I was amazed. Does it mean that most of the peeps in Lagos are into one shady stuff or the other? Only God will help us all!
This your observation no follow. how are these two events related?
Celebrities / Re: Oyemykke Slams Noble Igwe For Snitching On Fraudsters by Tobyarab(m): 3:57pm On May 12, 2018

Hold on, pple ve bin falling victims of scam before you were born and wont stop now. Stop acting like a saviour here with ur comment. When pple talk like they can save the world of some things, i just smile coz derz little you know of the system of things in dz world.

Not even those arrests will stop new guys from cyber crime.

Na today undecided
Kinda think you are young and ignorant. every society have persons who are apt to commit crime but when you don't check those people, disaster occurs. got no time for asinine arguments. I didn't grow in the same background as you. maybe you grew up where there is an inexistent moral compass. keep your opinion to yourself. you won't be the first nor the last person to be on the side of "let's counter good behavior "


Celebrities / Re: Jaaruma, Nigeria's Highest Paid Sex Therapist, Bags N10,000,000 Deal (Photos) by Tobyarab(m): 2:38pm On May 12, 2018
Can't imagine telling my kids that sex therapy is what I do for a living.

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Celebrities / Re: Oyemykke Slams Noble Igwe For Snitching On Fraudsters by Tobyarab(m): 2:31pm On May 12, 2018
I don't think what Noble did is right. Man must survive in this country. So if they didn't do you anything, let them be.

Stop acting like a patriotic citizen.

Try snitching on government officials who have stolen millions already.
May these words haunt you in the future. Maybe you or a relative of yours fall victim to scammers before you become sensible. do you know how many families, lives these scammers have wrecked. how many have committed suicide because of them while they frolick around town in clubs with ladies. maybe you are one of those ladies. you are very stupid for making this statement.

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Family / Re: In Response To A Previous Thread Created By Amara Okafor by Tobyarab(m): 10:09am On May 08, 2018
Don't date a "child" if you are a mature person. you will definitely get a lot of headache.you said that she is nice, caring etc. mind you, anyone who has feelings for you exhibit these traits. consistency is key. that's the difference between a kid and an adult.you wish to marry someone who toys with your feelings? have you not heard about spouses who kill.were they not in "love".wake up men. flee from these red flags. I can tell you are the kinda person who hasn't dated a lot of girls or you are probably shy to approach ladies. don't make no mistake men. introverts are the partners who are likely to be at the receiving end of relationships. therefore, you need a good woman, shine your eyes.


Crime / Re: South Africa Omila Drive Stolen Car Straight To Prison by Tobyarab(m): 6:49am On May 08, 2018
Crap news
Crime / Re: Lagos Conductors Are Irresponsible :picture by Tobyarab(m): 6:44am On May 08, 2018
Thread is crap
Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Lady Calls Out Miracle On Social Media For Showing Off A Benz by Tobyarab(m): 10:00am On May 03, 2018
is that Benz not part of the 45million naira prize? this lady is dumb poo.
Politics / Re: PHCN Substation On Fire In Ikoyi, Lagos - Pictures by Tobyarab(m): 9:51am On May 03, 2018
it will be fixed quick. Ikoyi is one of the BIG face of Lagos with Tax payers. [/quote] Fixed which quick,you seem to overrate EKEDC. there was once Park View estate didn't have light for nearly one month because of transformer issue. is it not Ikoyi? Awolowo road nko. their light is almost inexistent during the day. only at night they get light well.
Gaming / Re: Where To Buy A Good Ps3 In Lagos by Tobyarab(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2018
Go to Arena Shopping Mall in Oshodi


Celebrities / Re: Fans Go Gaga For Wizkid And Tiwa Savage's New Photos by Tobyarab(m): 9:10am On Apr 30, 2018
That plane could take damage to its wings. dangerous shoot consequences.
Travel / Re: This Is What Lagos Looks Like On Weekends - Photos by Tobyarab(m): 4:48pm On Apr 13, 2018
Showing us pics of streets on business district area.who goes to work on Sunday .OP no try. this is one sided reportage. I live in Lagos, Sunday's are fairly clear on Lagos roads generally but it's not as free as the pics depict.


NYSC / Re: My NYSC Year Experiences In The Northern Nigeria by Tobyarab(m): 9:45am On Apr 12, 2018
I served in Kebbi too (Birnin Kebbi) and the experience was also great. cost of living is very low and the people are quite hospitable too. I can't tell of life in northern states that have been historically volatile.


Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Teddy A Pictured With Bambam And Steve Outside The House After Eviction by Tobyarab(m): 8:10am On Apr 02, 2018
Steve the Grim Reaper

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Thousands Of Teens Walked Out Of Classes To Protest Gun Laws Across U.S.(Photos) by Tobyarab(m): 7:23am On Feb 23, 2018
when Obama was in power, what did he do about gun reform policy.
abi, you are daft or something. maybe you just started reading news.Obama campaigned vigorously for tighter gun control but as usual, the house frustrated him.gun control comes from laws, Obama don't make laws.think before you write.

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Politics / Re: Why We Want To Demolish Jibowu, Costain Bridges - Gov. Ambode by Tobyarab(m): 10:43pm On Dec 14, 2017
Costain bridgeto be demolished? the traffic would be unending.


Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Tithe Against Poverty (TAP) Challenge: Lady Gives One Million Naira by Tobyarab(m): 7:52pm On Dec 12, 2017
Tithe is delicate, God said bring ur tithe to my house, so that there can be food. God himself will have to tell u too give it to someone else or a charity.Freeze is a total joke, he has no regard for God,how then can he regard tithe as something valuable.
God gave you brain but you have refused to use it. you prefer to hand over your money to a pastor that has to fuel his private jet to a destitute on the street looking for food. use your head dear.

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