₦airaland Forum

omenka:
Some dudes would soon start dropping dead on this forum over Omenka when he doesn't and would NEVER give half a strand of hair on his balls fvck about them.

Their cars wouldn't crank, it's Omenka's fault.

Their gf refuse to tender blast, Omenka!

Their pops didn't get paid, Omenka!

They trip over a stone typing crap on the forum while walking, Omenka!

They couldn't buy the gf chocolate, Omenka!

They flunk their exams woefully when they couldn't read cos of addiction to the forum, hell it is Omenka's fault!!

They are born ugly, it is Omenka's fault.

Every damn thing is my fault.

Really wish I could help you guys. Keep trolling on my mentions; not like yall got better thing to do with your lives after all..

Sycophant

babym7681:
stop looking down on yourself,great powers started from somewhere. If you have time,try reading through the economic history of China,then u'd know where Buhari is going.

Nonsense. Plane production isn't a West vs Africa thing.

Aeroplanes tech is a very costly one, and I don't mean money, it is one that has improved from what was learnt from plane crashes and so on. Plane production is 'exclusive' to companies that being doing it for over 70years. Qatar has the money to start whatever it wants, but Qatar Airways use Boeing jets. Unless you want to f**k with people's lives, you don't wake up and start producing jets. Plus no airline will buy Nigerian made jets, no Nigerian in his/her right senses would even fly in one.

I'm all for made in Nigeria products but please there's a limit to it.

babym7681:
I think its high time we started producing our own air planes. This is 21st century,any form of economic imperialism-cum-monopoly from the European powers should be subdued.
#YesWeCan!




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You should know that this government's Forex and other monetary policy are deliberate efforts to revamp our home industries and discourage luxury expenditure.

I had to login because of your comment. We should produce our own planes? waoh, what secondary school class are you in? Aeroplane sounds like okada to you isn't it!

I now feel one could get dumber by reading NL comments.

If this isn't a shame, I don't know what else is.

This is a joke and insult on real, knowledgeable entrepreneurs who know their stuff.

Capital Ventures in saner countries give start-ups what their business needs to survive, run and scale, not N500,000,000/1000 = which gives you a meagre N500,000 per business. What nonsense!

Youwin by the former government examined your business plan and business and gives you what your business needs, with a cap of N10m. That is how it is done around the world, by sane people who know what they are doing.

Plus look at the Shameful requirements this government is asking for!

We have illiterate undergraduates praising this nonsense on Nairaland. I am not surprised.

Kondomatic:
Taking things literally is your No.1 problem.

Now let me ask you. Why do scientist all over the world, including you use the phrase "at sunset" when we all now that the sun doesn't really set?

Because 'sunset' has been a age-long word

Bevista:
90% of those who commented above never read the article, else they would have observed that there is no where in the article where PMB has told the EFCC to probe GEJ. How does Garba Shehu and Femi Adesina saying that PMB had not had a secret pact with GEJ translate to PMB giving EFCC go ahead to probe GEJ?
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The writer or OP may have been mischievous in coining the Title, but the readers are even more indolent & pathetic. Victims of prejudice & poor education.

You are the one that is not educated if you expect something like that to be said in black and white.

The article started with " President Muhammadu Buhari may have given the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) the
nod to probe ex-president, Goodluck Jonathan."

Punch is a reputable newspaper, and there is an element of truth in every rumour

Weah96:
Good luck. I personally don't care how many mistakes it contains.

All I want is for someone to show me how this God thing speaks. Some use spirit ears, others use stomach and heart.
I can't hear with my heart or stomach. Clearly, I don't possess spirit ears.

The sun standing still is a minor issue that can be cleared up when you ask the author yourself. That's why we must get that email or phone number to reach it.

Lol. People speaking to themselves, say it's God speaking to them. Nigeria alone should contain 50% of mentally ill people in the world.

I have four major occurrences from the bible to buttress this thought.

1. Joshua 10:2 - Then Joshua spoke to the Lord in the day when the Lord delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel: “Sun, stand still over Gibeon; And Moon, in the Valley of Aijalon.”
Joshua 10:12 NKJV

[color=#333333]As we all know science has proven that it is the earth and other planets that revolve around the sun and not the other way round. This verse is fatally flawed. Note that the statement when put into context is inspired by God through Joshua. [/color]



2. And I said to them, “Do not let the gates of Jerusalem be opened until the sun is hot; and while they stand guard, let them shut and bar the doors; and appoint guards from among the inhabitants of Jerusalem, one at his watch station and another in front of his own house.”
Nehemiah 7:3 NKJV


[color=#333333]This right here is amusing to say the least. The sun doesn't get hot and cold, the earth rotation creates this illusion, we know this thanks to science. [/color]



3. And they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, and a tower whose top is in the heavens; let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be scattered abroad over the face of the whole earth.”
Genesis 11:4 NKJV

[color=#333333]The heavens here meaning the sky, or beyond the sky/clouds. This is incredible, as we all know what is beyond the clouds hovering over the face of the earth. Now if you give excuses that, the heavens vacated the sky after this egregious attempt by man, read the next point, and also the bible would definitely have documented the process and result.[/color]



4. Then I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the birds that fly in the midst of heaven, “Come and gather together for the supper of the great God,
Revelation 19:17 NKJV

[color=#333333]Which sun? Birds! So we know this place is talking about the sun in our own solar system, because this is still the only place life can survive, not the other stars. So if the heavens have vacated our skies and our Galaxy because of the attempt of man to reach the heavens, what is this verse talking about?[/color]



Bonus: Bible says God is not an author of confusion, but the greatest source of confusion in the world, the language barrier, was created by God in Babel!

Lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44

Eruditor:
Emotive trash.

You even called the deceased "Innocent". What is to say he wasn't on his way to kill a debtor or that he would not have an accident that would have taken someone else's life say 2 months after that day?

Did Ibinabo set out on that very day to kill him?

So his family lost a breadwinner, a brother, father, one who gave 7 years of his life to becoming a doctor, but her family won't lose anybody when she goes to jail? Her husband won't lose a wife? Her kids won't lose a mum?

I thought you were saying what is sauce for the Goose is sauce for the Gander? Why the glaring hypocrisy?

The only thing that can be determined as justice will be what the law has to say about involuntary manslaughter. If the option of a fine was available and the first court issued that, then there is no need for the emotional hot air you are spewing.

She is guilty of the crime, but should not be a reckless victim of judicial eye-service and pandering.

If you are not related to her, then you her insane.

Driving under the influence and killing someone in the process should receive at least a 15yrs jail term.

No one's talking about the meaning and flow, whoever has downloaded it should talk about this. Cos I remember a hyped lyrical song by exhibit-d, I downloaded.

Listening to some good and meaningful music since 2015. Tpab, the incredible true story of a man who saved the world, life of Pablo, malibu, King push, the waves.

I don't want to pollute my ears and soul.

LemonBoy1:
hahahhahhahahahahahahha....... did you reply?

Nope. Thought about replying with "f**k u", but I didn't

Lol. I am very sure this affects them as lawmakers also.

Etisalat doesn't care if you are a lawmaker or street hawker, they will bombard you.

Like this one from Etisalat

one of them is definitely Abagworo.

Lol. Passing and whistling like Sam loko

Can someone call the king of the lagoon, there is fire on the mountain

Tunami:
oya ipob make una come oo food don ready.

Lol. There is a huge security threat to the lives and properties of your kinsmen and you're calling ipob ****

You ask us to embrace entrepreneurship, you want to diversify the economy, you don't want to devalue the currency, you want to discourage importation, Buhari you said your government will be judged on how many Nigerians you bring out of poverty, but one thing central to all these issues, we haven't heard you for once speak about it. You have no blueprint, no plan. Mr osinbanjo before the elections was acting power sector guru, but since you won the presidential election he's been silent, you on the other hand have been dumbfounded. Mr Buhari, you said and I quote "you don't know why you became president at this 'time'".

Mr Buhari if you are an honorable man as your supporters claim and you find the current situation too challenging for your very limited physical and mental capacity, please resign. Millions of Nigerians don't give their bosses excuses, they get the job done. Vandalism or not, a year is gone already, and you still have no clue!

Mr special adviser be sure to show this post to your boss.

My phone is always on vibration.

Trick was just to follow the lines. Very simple and already answered.

UrbanMystique:
GI bti school kid.. Internet is a bridge, internet is also a computer.. Dumdum

Lol. Trying to play smart. Is the Internet a physical bridge?

UrbanMystique:
so bridges are now roads in your village? Clap for yourself.. You will probably call yourself a graduate right?

Bridges aren't roads? Third-mainland bridge isn't a road, my man you have to be the dumbest mutherf***ker ever.

Mynd44:
How did the Vice President lie? Reno just confirmed that there was no new road construction (from start to finish) under President Jonathan's administration. Which was what the VP said

Are you blind?

So you did not see the new bridges he mentioned?

Vivly:
Tom hardy is the next Oscarless Leo Di carprio .

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Flexherbal:
What is this administration getting wrong?

This isn't an administration.

Plus it's not doing anything wrong because it's not doing anything, and that is why it's not an administration.

BALLOSKI:
provide a video link or remain shut forever.

Dispute it or go bleep where you came out from

BALLOSKI:
can you help us with the video link of where he actually said this?

Why not ask for a video of the three points I posted?!! The article the op posted, is it a video but you believed it.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/ill-make-naira-equal-in-value-to-dollar-says-buhari/


If you are not OK with news reported by:
Vanguard
Thisday
Thecable
Dailypost

Go and ask for a video of creation from your pastor or alfa.

doctokwus:
Bet many didn't watch the video.
PMB said he never made that promise in his campaign stops,but admits it's there in the APC manifesto.Therefore the govt will look into it.
In otherwords he wasn't definite on the govt's stance on the 5k stipend,i.e he is not committing the govt,but also not dismissing its implementation outright.
But for me,unless the govt is suicidal or trying to pander to cheap publicity,the 5k free bill should be thrown into the dustbin.The money is not there and the infrastructure and modalities for its implementation are also not currently available

Lol. Do you know how Daft you look with this post? So Bubu doesn't even know his own party's manifesto

How about the $1 = N1?
How he promised to convert the PAF airplanes to Nigerian Airways within few months of assuming office?
Or how he planned to increase international oil price with the help of Nigeria's army?

Impressive. Seems it's for his football club

ifex370:
saw it 2.. buh am looking for quantity.. then quality can come after... sth like 1k for 10gb

1k for 10gb. That is not yet possible o

GetAvenue:
I pity Glo, they are taking the war to Etisalat battle ground.

Exactly, if Etisalat just reduces their 2gb to N1500, almost everyone will migrate because they can't compete with Etisalat's speed and consistency.

ifex370:
i dont trust other networks.. only etisalat... airtel will offer you sth for a good price you wont resist,, buh come use am na..

I saw a thread where someone was downloading at 2.1mb/sec on airtel. People said they've upgraded their network recently.

sontoly:
cld this be as a result of current economics woes?, GLO has no reason to increase the data rate, I had to cough out extra 400 naira to subscribe, this is becoming unbearable.

Can't be. They are simply greedy. They've a very large number of subscribers moving over to their services in recent months

stevejireh01:
airtel has a data plan 1k for 3gb and works on all devices *431#

Waoh, thanks. Definitely getting an airtel sim soon.