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Sports › Re: Fans Praise Kylian Mbappe's Performance Vs Bayern Munich by toffyz(m): 10:39am On Apr 08, 2021
I will be glad if he wins it ahead of that useless Neymar that knows only how to insult players in the Farmers League.

It's obvious this Mbappe guy is ahead of him now.

And I'm super sure, he will be envious of his super form this season.
Health › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by toffyz(m): 10:08am On Mar 31, 2021
lol

Firstly, It was when I was young. About 10-12 years old. My dad took me to his school clinic for injection, me I get serious phobia for injection then...as the nurse was about to inject the needle into my bum hum, na so this big fart comes out of my anus...The thing sound so tey other nurses wey no dey there hear the sound from outside.lol

Though I was young, but I really felt embarrassed that day.

I hail the nurse o, bcs she didn't hesitate, she went ahead to give me the injection

Secondly, not quite long, I went to sch clinic for an injection...As I dropped my boxer for the nurse to inject me, na so this useless boxer drop down patapata...O boy if you see as i quick draw it up ehn...D nurse con turned side ways like she no see anything, where as she saw something, Which I'm super sure
Politics › Re: Leah’s Parents To Buhari: Rescue Our Daughter, We’ll Accept Her In Any Condition by toffyz(m): 9:26am On Mar 25, 2021
Seniorwriter:
Sad to know the kind of wicked and clueless leadership forced on Nigerians
shut the fvck up man!
Politics › Re: Leah’s Parents To Buhari: Rescue Our Daughter, We’ll Accept Her In Any Condition by toffyz(m): 9:20am On Mar 25, 2021
The Little girl behavior then was foolish

she wouldn't have been in this situation by now

As for the parents, may Almighty God pacify them and bless them with a smart child.

Foolishness Kills!
Romance › Re: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by toffyz(m): 7:40am On Mar 25, 2021
SEX
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Celebrates 54th Birthday With Nice Pictures by toffyz(m): 11:27am On Mar 22, 2021
I remember his role in MY Love together with Ramsey Noah
He was a betrayal in the movie.
He was shot dead by Hanks Anuku
Good old days.
Feeling Nostalgic!
Politics › Re: INEC Suspend Ekiti By Election by toffyz(m): 6:53pm On Mar 20, 2021
INCE KO

PAUL INCE NI

awa olofo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Have Never Been Invited For An Interview Since Graduation. by toffyz(m): 10:04pm On Mar 19, 2021
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Business › Re: Emmanuel Chigozie Eze: P&G Head Of Sales Spent Firm’s N20m On Online Betting by toffyz(m): 8:20pm On Mar 16, 2021
Hin eyes for don clear now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs RB Leipzig: UCL Today At 9pm by toffyz(m): 5:33pm On Mar 16, 2021
Na Arizona AZ work be that.

lol
Celebrities › Re: Grammy: Burna Boy Shades Davido “E No Choke Again, E Hang” (Video) by toffyz(m): 10:53am On Mar 16, 2021
femi4:
Pangolo music..... everything has lost value ... Grammy, Oscar, Headies etc
God bless you bro for this comment

you've said it all. Everything has lost its value. I swear!
Politics › Re: Bode George: Fayose Behaving Like A Heavily Disturbed Child by toffyz(m): 10:41am On Mar 15, 2021
wow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs AC Milan : Europa League (1 - 1) On 11th March 2021 by toffyz(m): 9:42pm On Mar 11, 2021
Man utd you do me strong thing tonight

90 +2 minute

chai

very painful

Politics › Re: Ibori's Loot Will Fund 2nd Niger Bridge, Lagos–Ibadan, Abuja–Kano Expressways by toffyz(m): 9:17am On Mar 11, 2021
chinjo:
That is wrong of the Federal government. The money was looted from the state's treasury hence the money belong to Delta state and not the federal government. The state government should proceed to the court immediately. Abubakar malami is the second most useless attorney general after Aondoaka Nigeria has ever produced.
Why has Delta state not be in fore front in the fight for the return of the looted money?
Education › Re: Ishaq Oloyede: JAMB Made ₦400 Million From Change Of Birth Dates In One Year by toffyz(m): 1:22pm On Mar 09, 2021
I LOVE YOU SIR. MY FORMER VC. VERY HONEST, DISCIPLINED AND STRAIGHT FORWARD PERSON!

AND HIGHER INTELLIGENT!

PROFESSOR ISAQ OLOYEDE FOR PRESIDENT!

SHAME ON PROFESSOR DIBU OJERINDE. POSTERITY WILL NEVER FORGET
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill And Rosaline Meurer Welcome Baby, A Son - Churchill Junior by toffyz(m): 12:46pm On Mar 09, 2021
Celebrity Life. Noisy Life!
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: I Averted Another Civil War In Nigeria by toffyz(m): 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2021
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Culture › Re: Suri Tribeswomen Of Ethiopia Who Wear Large Lip Plate To Determine Worth In Cows by toffyz(m): 5:56pm On Mar 06, 2021
That's why the whites see some black race as animal

What's the difference btw these people and common domestic animals

Absolutely barbaric!
Politics › Re: Akiolu: #EndSARS Hoodlums Stole $2m, N17m From My Palace - Oba Of Lagos by toffyz(m): 8:53pm On Mar 03, 2021
Agba Friyoyo

Agba Yahoo

Tuale Baba Agbalagba

Baba sha wan cash out by force

" Aafin Oba ti won ko ,OWO lo bu kun"
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photos Of Kcee And E-Money Before The Riches by toffyz(m): 6:34pm On Mar 03, 2021
OP You're making a mistake...Their appearance in that pix shows they're living a cool life then. Those jeans and tops they put on are for the bigger boys then. In fact an average guy might not own that then.

That pix should be more than 15 years!
Family › Re: What Was The Most Foolish Thing You Did When You Were A Kid? by toffyz(m): 10:01pm On Feb 23, 2021
foolish me thought that wearing one particular inner wear inside my sch uniform gives me special power to beat my colleagues during break time. As in I really believed na the inner wear dey make me fight better oo

Kids will always be kids! grin
Celebrities › Re: Afeez Agoro: Nigeria’s Tallest Man Partners With Mouka (Photo) by toffyz(m): 9:19pm On Feb 23, 2021
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Education › Re: University Of Abuja Students Beat Lecturer After Exams (Video) by toffyz(m): 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2021
heendrix:
Same replica should be done in UI to..... Ui too get craze lecturer walking sad
like seriously bro....The management staff should be the first to get beaten, followed by all ASUU core members in the sch. ( They're extremely selfish)

Renewal of PG Tuition fee in UI is now 94,400 from 75k.
I heard UG tuition fee has increased as well.


What actions are the figure head SUG doing concerning that.
Education › Re: University Of Abuja Students Beat Lecturer After Exams (Video) by toffyz(m): 9:08pm On Feb 23, 2021
lol
Crime › Re: Teenage Boy Caught Stealing, Stripped And Beaten (Pictures) by toffyz(m): 7:37pm On Feb 19, 2021
I bet you all...In few years, He will be back stronger than before.
Education › Re: My Department Is Full Of Females by toffyz(m): 2:50pm On Feb 17, 2021
JustJesse:
I'm actually studying a pretty useless course (in my opinion at least), dad wants me to get an international fellowship after my first degree, the man doesn't know that I don't even plan to make it to 200L, I'm already deep into FOREX and crypto trading, currently perfecting my affiliate marketing skills, the day I can guarantee myself of constantly hitting $2k per week, UI will not see my legs again.
What I'm doing in school isn't even that important to me anymore, it's just the gender ratio that's kinda funny that's all
Bro I gat you
I'm 95% sure of the course you're studying
If na UI ooo
That should be Classics Department. Majority of the students are female. I'm I right or wrong??
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Gifts Another Fan N1 Million For Tattooing His Name On Her Body (Video) by toffyz(m): 3:41pm On Feb 10, 2021
audio money...all na cruise
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Poses With Her Daughter, Priscilla’s Mercedes-Benz (Photos) by toffyz(m): 3:34pm On Feb 10, 2021
make them dey enjoy life....Everything get time
Travel › Re: Hours After Relocating To Ireland, Engineer Vows Never To Come Back To Nigeria by toffyz(m): 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2021
His reply to that guy is epic!
Lol
"We just pour baking powder for ground Idiot" grin
Travel › Re: Inside Canada Ice Hotel With 15 Suites, Bar And Wedding Chapel(Pics) by toffyz(m): 8:11am On Feb 10, 2021
I can't believe people are salivating to be here...Really!
This place looks strange, fetish, and arcane!
Whites and terrible inventions
Education › Re: Best Universities In Nigeria 2021 - Webometrics by toffyz(m): 1:44pm On Jan 27, 2021
The first The best!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (0 - 1) On 21st January 2021 by toffyz(m): 11:03pm On Jan 21, 2021
DownChelsea:
Liverpool yet to score in 2021.


It all points down to the fact that last season was all a fluke.
na ogun go kill you there.
Stupid thing
32 wins in 38matches na fluke
In fact e no go better for you where ever you dey.

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