oakson:


CHRIST APOSTOLIC CHURCH
This you can and can't do it alone, you will need the help of your grandma cos dem no dey gree leave the church.

Learn two or three hymns, few of Uncle Ojo Ade's song and Mama Bola Are's and be a good prayer leader.

Cram as many psalms you can, how to pray on water and see vision or hear voices.

Get yourself a prayer bell sew one cassock and make it a daily routine at exactly 5am be the one to always wake the girl's neighbourhood with your morning cry.

When you get to the front of her building stand for 3-5minutes and raise your voice higher, then proceed.

Continue for three weeks and watch how things unfold!

Qualification is minimum SSCE and their wedding is considerate!

N.B: No Testing... and divorce is not allowed!

No mind my English o, just let's catch fun!


Please this is not to ridicule or mock the body of Christ

True for CAC

Idongesit = mo ti ni ijoko
Source: Yoruba
Usage: Calabar (Efik/Ibibio)

Ondo people will vote for Buhari and the result will be 60:40 in favour of Buhari

Ahmeduana:

MR MAN DID YOU KNOW WHAT IS CALLED opa ashe IN YORUBA LAND?

Broda that is opa itile (royal walking stick) and not staff of authority (opa ase) pointing the base to somebody is something else

I rep Sunshine stars of Akure.....Go dear darling team

Happy new march to all NairaLander may we all march to our glory in this month of March

What about Gandoki and Mai Idris Alooma?



Gandoki and Mai Idris Alooma are now with ISIS and BH respectively #LipSealed

zimoni:
Baba Werey could not even shave his kinni


RIP Baba.

Respect the dead and his #kini
Bro I sight you

Come all did anyone notice that those guns resemble the ones collected from ND militants in 2010 amnesty

Anyway kudos to NA in battlefield thumbs down to your potbellied generals

sunkanm:
To those of us that has received, i congratulate you all and i pray that the lord that has taken you so far will stand to be with you all through.
pls who has received from Ondo State?

I got it last nighy

I know this shop and the owner

Sai baba

The 26 millions voters that did not voted in 2011 now surfaced to vote in 2015.

Call a spade a spade those remaining cards are for bad politicians who registered twice

please dont forget to run if you smell challenges greater than what you can handle as prison warden may be your PU securityperssonel



NB dont forget to collect that unsolicited 'chop money' share by a[b][/b]ny party cos your LGI/LI/ZI may have collected it on your behalf without remitting it.

Respect to my Ekiti CORPseeees 2011 (batch A)

Where are the when elections was conductted at Anambra, Ekitti and Osun state with less than 55% PVC collected

Don baba J is for Buhari

Sai Baba Sai Change

Nice job but you are wrong most of 60's up to 80's doc with tables are not that perfect. You can check from any of your granpa docs. Aside the result is available at Katsina College you can go there and see it and analyse that one as against a scanned copy from premium times


Anyway Sai Buhari till see GEJ's PhD thesis

TRADEMARK:
Thank God they didn't actually reveal my real name here O.am the man from akoko

Oga why your poster no make sense saw one enroute ikare on friday

Bosch10:
ar u one?

Yea, you?

Ondo state locked the democracy park during the walk for change rally but that is not too nice. There should be tolerance

No b that guy that grab Biola Ige Boo.bs

RIP bro will miss your gigo.lo role

Tymax:

Nope

Ok

Tymax:
Nice "lyrics" but action speaks louder. Bring the usual: yams, pammy, schnapps, etc, then we can discuss.

No shortcut (poems, songs, etc) again.

Are u an ex futarian?

What is Fayose saying, someone of 72 years old can still live for another 10years Baba. Ajasin was 71 year when he became the governor of Old ondo state and he still went on to live for 14 years after leaving power

See what armed robber has turned Ikare to.
My town need serious help
God pls intervene

akpanikpe:

not Lagos again? As in the Op,s topic?

That is my town and my peeps confirm the incident for me

The robbery took place at Ikare Akoko in Ondo state

clevvermind:
why did they increased the figure in the first place?

Ask the media people and if the media did not increased the figure, the military will not talk

And beside the figure is more than 150 as I don't trust info from my govt

Whether 150 or 2000, some Nigerians were killed in BaGa

The Southeast people dey always make me laugh instead of them to obtain their PVC and vote for their prefer candidate they refuse

Total Southeast voters with PVC is less than that of Kano state

Sai Buhari

ALKARULEZZ:
#my_bad!
I thot u weren't clueless

Advice from me to you; present your issues and let us trash it out and not abusive like your GEJ. You ask for his WAEC cert I told it is with NMTC as a patrotic nigerian you should explore the FOI act and ask NMTC

Ire ooo

ALKARULEZZ:
rily?
First off# let him present his WAEC result

Go and ask the Nigerian Military Training College

He did not build school but WAEC result is not as bad as this during His time

With the little weapons they had that time he chase the maitatsine sect back

Cloning of PVC is a serious crime try whoever you felt he/she is guilty stop mouthing accusations (there are BH in my Govt till now no one has been arrested)

For now let me rest for the moment