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Episode 5

Moving Forward, if you're passing through difficulties handling heartbreak situations. If you're a guy, stop texting and begging someone that's on another dick at the moment.
Just book any girl around and have a good Bleep. Bleep her straight one week. You can also change girls. I bet you, you'll be free in space of 3days. It's only someone that has no alternative that keeps dwelling in heartbreak too long.

If you're a Lady, Aunty, no let man kill you. If you've begged him and he's feeling like "na only me she get". My sister take a stroll. Go out and party and have a good time. Make I finish am, have a good Bleep, or get busy with something.

I know some people will start saying what's BodaOla saying, see it's better to do that than go to kill yourself over anybody. Funny enough, when they now know you've moved on, they began to monitor your life and stuck you around social media. That's just the trick.


So moving forward, Morenike came and I entertained her. She asked what happened to me that gave me a swollen face. I told her it was a minor accident and I tried as much to make her close the chapter. I gave her some money to prepare a nice Egusi Soup and Semo. She prepared and we both ate and after some gist, hands started touching hands, she asked me to switch off the lights and I did quickly. Then legs started tapping legs, mouth started sucking...

Oyah all the -18 should go home. Oyah! Run home! Solomon leave this place now, run before I bring out my cain. And you Joy, what are you still doing there? You're will be 18 next week. OK, I've heard you, come back next week. Run run run...All these small small boys and girls. Before you know it, they might start watching pornhub tonight... Kikiki

So as I was saying, mouth started sucking mouth. Told her to kiss me gently due to my swollen lips. we were both groaning as we smooch each other like we want to switch bodies.
She threads her hands down my...

"Yeee! My head... That side is still paining me Nah", I frown in pain as she kisses my left ears romantically not knowing I was feeling serious pain there too.

"Oh... Sorry, I don't know seriously", she said concernedly.
"But what kind of ancient is this one Nah", she asked.

See question... Shey is it question you want to ask or is fvck you want to fvck! Me I don't have time for all this one. Asking what kind of accident it is... No. It's a Wheelbarrow accident. My friend spread your legs let's do this thing. Mtcheeew!

"I told you it's a minor accident", I said and quickly close the chapter not to erupt another question.

I bend her down as my hand started pulling pants and plug wanted to enter sucket and...

"Knock Knock Knock..." A knock on the door.

I ignored and continued my thing as I rushed for my condom and tore it in less than one second and wore it on...

"Knock Knock Knock"... Goes the knock again.

This time, Morenike asked me to stop and go check who's at the door. I told her to just ignore and let's continue the good time.

"Knock Knock Knock". The 3rd time.

"Who's that Nah! You want to break the door?" I ranted as I switched the light on and picked up my Banana Republic boxers and went to the door. I opened it partly and peeped to see who was knocking.

You can't believe who was knocking.

It was Brah Mathew and Aunty Vero.
What business do I have with this guy in this compound? What's bringing him close to me. And this one Aunty Vero want to start being close to this guy, it's better I give her some space because I don't want any problem.

"Yes. una Weldon", I greeted them frowning to give them the impression that I don't have time.

Brah Mathew: I think you say na Accident you get?

Me: Yes... Wetin happen? (frowning)

Aunty Vero: Brah Mathew come show me one video for Facebook just now wey dem dey beat one guy for ShopRite mall because of girl. He say Nah you but I no believe, Naim I say make I come show you.

I'm finished! I'm finished! Who did this to me! Who did this to me oh! The wind has blown, my fowl nyash have open oh. (wailing)

Nigerians are wicked. How can you do this to your fellow man, my video is on the internet, it's trending on blogs. Haaaa! I'm finished! (Sobbing)

Brah Mathew God will punish you! You'll never know peace! Since you've seen it, the whole community will see it. I need to pack from the surrounding. I've lost my reputation. (Crying)

...tbc


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