₦airaland Forum

Lmao...But I tot some elders from dat same state applauded Mr president for commanding the removal of the checkpoints.

In Shekau's voice...
"Na una go taya"

20thAccountLOL:



no vex, I will manage the dry a.as ones u like #winks

U be confam akwe.
Akwe ni bobo yi sha.

phreakabit:
What happened to 1:1 dollar to naira promise?

In PMB's voice... "We are winning the war against the US dollars"

betty202020:
nawa uooo, when he get maths f9, ecomics is f9sqare. like it if u think i got it

sounds like dat is ur own WASC result there. Ur post says it all

bushdoc9919:
Actually....GEJ's fault too...for not getting us off oil.

Stop blaming Buhari for your mistakes.

Nobody can get us off oil in four years. If there was continuity in govt and efforts were made to ensure dat vision 2020 was achievable, then probably by then we wld depend less on oil. Getting off oil is a long term project.


Everybody always blaming one particular man for the mishaps in one country of over 170,000 people. So sad.

Ah!!!


Drop again

$1 = N236
£1 = N350

#BabaWeAreWaiting

I wonder what Obama's reaction was when Buhari said he wld make one dollar equal to one naira. What do u think his reaction was like

IbokUtoroh:
u sef, even counterfeit sef get counterfeit. Dis is naija

LoL. Sure thing. E.g. The counterfeit of android fones was Techno and d counterfeit of Techno is...





...Itel, etc...
I understand.

Hmmm...So dr is sometin like counterfeit wine

I just hope it is not dat a particular politician has such an outlet and d owner of dis particular mall is in strong competition wit d politician so d politician decides to show him supremacy.
Anything fit happen for naija.

20thAccountLOL:
A price



I hope is a girl to help me hamper my virginity

** a FAT a.ss one

Yuck! What I don't eat, I don't offer my neighbour (or broda). So nothing like dat.

Infact, prize cancelled.

kay29000:
OMG!!!!!!!!! And people can still say Buhari is a Boko Haram sponsor...How can a sane man be ruling a nation and be using terrorists to terrorize the people he is meant to protect...it doesn't make sense. Men! These pics just made me really sad. Look at that guy's mouth. Why are these boko boys so heartless...or should I even say senseless? Cos this is just senseless bombing.

u're shwoing dos guys too much respect by saying they are heartless or senseless. Those words are too mild to describe dem. Imagine, dos guys shoot humans with anti-aircraft rifles and they always move en masse.

So depressing.

20thAccountLOL:
because you are one

Why r u so intelligent. I have a prize for u.

Sincerely, dis is d first post I know dat is almost 100% accurate. No 2 is not like it tho. Others are on point. But...



...How did I know

Cutehector:
hehehehehe. Its not every policeman that"s on uniform.. spy police everywhr

Hmmmm. Now I think u're a policeman urself. Abeg make I just pick race b4 u start to count offense for my head. *picks race*

Cutehector:
The police are waitn for a scapegoat...

LoL. U seem to be talking from experience.

I see dis as a way of seeking relevance. When thousands of people are bringing contradictory advice for d president and they all want him to do what they said, all they end u doing is confusing the man d more. Pocket ur advice or go give it to d state governors of d affected states. Some of those bringing strategies to deal wit d insurgency are even d sponsors or beneficiaries from d insurgency.

God please help Nigeria win this war.

vedaxcool:
May Allah grant peace to the decease. Amin

More than ever before Buhari needs to act fast, by sacking those potbelly chiefs.

More than ever before we see why pdp shouldn't be allowed to govern. these sick and diseased individuals that call themselves opposition almost celebrating the deaths of innocent Nigerians the same people they wish to rule.

What is dis one saying U nid to go to a school and let dem teach u the meaning of coherence.

...In what way does dis make food and shelter available for people in IDP camps in Bornu, Yobe and Adamawa states?

SWIPERdaVIPER:
Comfirm

These days, pple just sit down and cook news and spread them. The most annoying one is dat they say pple say what they didn't say. All dis "our source" spoke with a member of the state house who asks not to be named. I think they are all just ghosts.
#Verysad.

SWIPERdaVIPER:
Make i hold my laugh untill .....

...until u confirm d credibility of the post.

What the Hell!!!


Hell no!!!

Why d uproar now. I thought they had so much confidence in him that he won't be bias in choosing his cabinet members b4 going ahead and voting for him and his party. Y'all shud exercise patience till he has appointed ministers and all his advisers and oda key posts b4 complaining.

SmH. Nigerians all on a long thing.

Why are u babes not having pictures on ur profiles.

Magician1503:
But the way MFM dey use am these days...

Oh. Dunno abt dat bro. They need it tho.

I'm here and I'm busy checking out pictures of users with profiles like user(f)

Magician1503:
Na una finish blood of Jesus

lol. E no fit finish. The blood dey everly flow ni. And e dey do wonders.

Finland:
Sun doesn't go down here in Finland at this time of the year so sleeping is kinda hard. I pity the Ramadan people

If peradventure, u're truly nursing a thought of staying in finland, u shud take note of THESE

Magician1503:
This thread gained 7 pages in 45mins

Roll call fer dem witches und wizards

...and u seem to be d one doing the roll call.


#BloodOfJesus

qbd2:
Find it hard sleeping early. Will keep tossing and turning.

probably u jst need me to read u a bedtime story.

How about I start 2mao

Who said BH has run out of people to be used?

Naija which way now?

seedorfg:
whats your biz then, tolustx

Nothing. Just telling u to consider Matther 7:3 in case u did d same

One of d dissadvantages of being a Mai Suya or eating too much of suya...

...U start to smell like suya.