₦airaland Forum

Aress: This thread is disgusting!

There you are, what makes it disgusting! Posters have been registering their reasons they engage in it, you are not reading to learn but busy trolling! There are superstitious and biological reasons people engage in the habit! Read and learn

[quote author=Find Out!]Why has insecurity become a normal thing in Nigeria now? When did it get this bad?? Kidnappers and robbers are having a field day in the South (E,W, S), Boko boys are having fun in the north (tho I agree JTF+Nig Army are spoiling the show for the boko boys but also appear to be creating their own show), Fulani + berom are also ravishing themselves in the middle belt.


But GEJ presented his so called mid term report card & sane minds were wondering if the President & Ministers have been making reference to another country. Tribalistic and myopic minds are saying the President is on point, yet some of them are here openly acknowledging the normalcy of insecurity in the SOUTH (not the north now o).

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that the root causes of the insecurity in Nigeria are poverty and unemployment. These days robbery gangs are up to 50, 100!!!! Wtf!

But the elite, especially those close to power (not only Uncle Dangote $20bn Africa record breaker) are getting richer, the ministers' pockets are getting fatter, the Presidency meanwhile is also chanelling its energies towards 2015 politics. Pension thieves, subsidy thieves are still walking free. Corrupt ministers are still in their posts.


Igbo, yoruba, hausa, lets face it, we've never had it this terrible in Nigeria. Even when corruption, poverty and the rest were present, we didn't have them up to this magnitude and SECURITY of lives in almost all parts of the country was still guaranteed to some extent. Unemployment was never ever this bad. Our parents & even some relatively younger uncles & aunts got job offers while writing their final semester exams. In this same Nigeria!

Abeg, let's not deceive ourselves. GEJ must GO in 2015. If you vote for him, know what you are voting for. Further continuation of the status quo. I dare the GEJ campaign team to come up with a slogan like ''continuity of fresh air''. They'll still come up and make promises or propose continuity of the bare faced lies they presented a few days ago.

May the opposition present a far far far better and capable candidate.

GEJ must go in 2015.[/quote]Ok let me agree with you, if GEJ leaves come 2015, who do you have in mind as a better replacement?

The best way to finish Buhari is to hand him a mic, he must surely misyearn, that one is certain!

While 7000 MW is not bad, I will wait till the alloted time of promise

eggheaders: guy na you get the curse jare. Iya Dada can deceive herself for all I care.

Ok aburo

eggheaders: you avoid or you fear epe kabikabiti. truely you deserve all those curses, cause you are a typical nutcase.

You are actually cursing yourself, that's the point you have been missing all these days

eggheaders: you dey miss me ni. I threaten your nairaland life no be small. or u want make we start again.

Honestly speaking I don miss your 'misyearns' too much! Sometimes I wonder how you cope with life? I enjoy messing with you that's all until you went bananas with 'curses'! No man go far in life when his life is riddled with curses, the more reason I avoided you like a plague aburo

This is one area I dislike my President, he is too gentlemanly with some set of disgruntled elements the more reason many ones abuse that long-suffering attitude from him! How I wish he can be a bit hard with people like this noisemaker!

If the 6-year single term should scale through, It is Jonathan all the way till 2021! I love this

yuzedo: tommaki bro did u growed up in side vilegge hut? bro u neeed to tramvul to abroad, mayb gana or sera lone. wtf! wot a 21th centurry this grace!!

Yuzedo, I have been to not too many foreign countries but I have travelled to 3 European countries and really studied their lifestyles! Spitting on one's urine is just a normal habit don't mind those 'forming' on Nairaland

ogasir2011: I guess your Biology teacher died in your SS3, so you never had the oppourtunity to understand the subject. Hope is not lost my dear. Thank God for Google.

Pls Google and gain knowledge Before you embarrass yourself.

Thanks bro for educating him, most times they talk before thinking, besides the superstitious attachment, I think you have dealt on the biological aspect of it succinctly!

donedy: Most of these hypocrites that are condemning this act as retro culture, by judging it with their so-called 21st century mentality, are not more educated than most of the people doing it.

Majority of these 21st century lifestyle advocate still defecate under the bridge and still use the pit toilet.

You dey mind dem, too many pretenders on Nairaland!

His literary works cuts across all boundaries be it races, ethnics, cultures, social lives and politics! His name reverberates all over the world anywhere literature as a subject and discipline is mentioned, in Africa there is one Chinua Achebe, in the world, he is among the shinning stars in the world of arts! Rest in Peace Chinua

eggheaders: guy na normal thing be gunshot for Osha now. why are you scared thank your star they didn't collect your money self.

Aburo bawo ni

Akpos is now a graduate having studied Yoruba Language in school and is now a corper posted to a school. He was among the invigilators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the school when the exam was going on, one sexy girl who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for him, giving him a seductive look, so he went straight to the girl to find what her problem was, and he gave the girl the solution to the mathematics questions without thinking. So, after the exam, he followed the girl up to arrange of how he would meet her later and the girl said to him: "Do you think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall were fake, that’s my boyfriend waiting for me. Mugu and she laughed! Akpos laughed too and gently said!!! Awon elei !!!!You think I am a fool too!!! Do you think I read Mathematics?I studied Yoruba in school; all those answers I gave to you were fake... The girl Shouted!!!! I don Die ooooo!

These Fulani herdsmen are viruses in our political and social system! They need to be formatted!

Okija juju: Where!! When?!


_{***Grabs Ogbunigwe and starts running towards upper Iweka***}

I swear, Okija juju is a clown

Rataattaaattaaa sounds of gunshots are now common tunes all around us, what a way to go @ op please keep us updated!

Jonathan never DEFILED the 1st Law of Power, he actually RE-DEFINED it

Another unfortunate display of crassitude from the opposition's camp! Jonathan's good works is clearly irrefutable before their prying, sneaky eyes and out of shame and total embarrassment, they resort to typographical errors! What a pity

Buhari is definitely detached from realities, I can't imagine it that a former Head of State can say this rubbish at such a critical stage of our country like I used to say, 'if you want to finish Buhari, just hand him the mic'

Billyonaire: Fashola is a great man, he plants flowers, sweep roads and pursues the poor into the hinterlands. Even Eko Ile who was a popular Area Boy is now a LASTMA official supervising traffic. This is called Employment generation. Fashola is one of the greatest politicians Lagos can have, he is prudent enough to toll the roads and on the latest Ikoyi-Lekki bridge, he single-handedly bans Commercial buses from crossing the bridge cos he doesnt love to see the poor men crossing an elite 'cable' 'suspension' bridge while inside danfo. And he also charges me 300 naira each time I cross the bridge, I end up paying 600 naira each time I go to play at Ikoyi Club, this is income generation for the state, I love it.

Fashola is one of the greatest things to happen to Lagos, Ajah road is now wearing a brand new look with LCC performing wonders, the construction of a 100 meters location has taken 3yrs and there is hope that it will be finished in 2020 when portable water comes.

Check out the Kuramo Beach area, the poor people who lived there had been chased away and multimillion dollars hotels are springing up for the elites like me. Very soon, I will own a plot at Eko Atlantic City, looking at the coast of the ocean, no poor man in sight. What a wonderful Governor. This is a great man that merits great awards in the art of "Poverty Eviction" and "Flower Planting".

I love this great man called "Fash". He single-handedly pursued the Okada riders from Lagos, now we the elites can drive our 'Jeeps' without hindrances, who said we can not survive without Okada. Keke Napep is an eyesore, we need to eradicate them.

Baba Fash, I hail thee. More grease to your bones.

Kai Billy you are a clown!

speeder: Well, from what I'm seeing, Nairaland is for GEJ

You may be wrong bro, until your thread makes it to the frontpage! However, I am not bothered about what Jonathan gets here, my concern is that Jonathan should be returned to power come 2015!

jjcbuthot: Foreign investors... What did GEJ do that brought foreign investors?

And how many jobs has this created? Did you manage to get one of the jobs created by these foreign investors?

Dude! Don't fight it, you must be from Planet Mars

melody j: i saw when this jaguda voted for Amaechi. Na who mess dey shout pass.

You saw him? even in a secret ballot atmosphere, I never knew spirits can also register on Nairaland melody j, I love your tune it's on C-major

Why the waste of money for Shekau? I say shoot the bastaard! **That's all**

tintingz: What else do i expect from you?

@lanrexlan Thanks for educating tomakint

Educate? on top lies? Mr Awada keri keri you are here again?

lanrexlan: Lolz,I also gave you straight answers to each of your questions,backed up with evidences from the bible,is the bible now a fairytale? Smh,which Calabash? Funny dude......Peace

Straight answers and evidences from the Bible? That Jesus committed sin? That Paul did not encounter Jesus Christ on his way to Damascus (Acts 9:5)? and many of your self generated psychobabbles! I insist, pass me that calabash

Kamanda: Badt Guy Tomacunt,Una just deh Deceive Uncle Joe abi.Okay O,Una Maga deh Pay.

Helep me salute,Sincere,Rossike,Jakumo,Abati,Okupe,
Reno and the rest of the Badt,Sharp Guys.

They are sending not only their greetings but piece of advice that ***open your eyes to read and use your brain to think that Jonathan is the best thing that could ever happen to Nigeria since 1960*** Billyonaire, Sunny_Bobo, slimghost, Gramci, Frank-C, PapaBrowne, babyosisi, graetio, taharqa, Oddy4real, thelastpope, and many others here too numerous to mention send their loves!

noblezone: I am still wondering how on earth Buhari got up to 100 votes in Anambra!

Have you forgotten the mai-suyas, mai-teas and those of their kinds?

hillsate: Haba GEJ and PDP, have you guys gone this petty?
Guys for your information these posters did not originate from APC neither from Buhari.
The posters are the handy work of GEJ and PDP. The essence is to cause disaffection amongst APC by bringing out the posters with the inscription " APC consensus candidate".
The same guys that were hired by GEJ and PDP to place GEJ's 2015 posters are the same guys that placed that of BUHARI at the same strategic locations.
GEJ is very afraid of 2015. All the political structures he tried building never stood. he couldn't install his candidate for speaker of the house of representatives, his Nigeria Governors Forum candidate lost the chairmanship position, his wife lost plot land in abuja to Turai Yaradua.
Does it now surprise anyone why he is using thugs to threaten Nigerians about 2015?
Does it surprise anyone why he is pushing for automatic ticket for himself as PDP 2015 candidate?
He knows he wont even win PDP primaries!

Few questions for you and I need answers;

* Why are you involving Jonathan in a topic that is solely about Buhari?

* How did you know that PDP and Jonathan were behind those posters?

* How did you arrive at this, 'GEJ is very afraid of 2015'?

* Who are the thugs he is using to threaten Nigerians 2015 according to you?

* while I await your answers, have it at the back of your mind that if I, Tomakint, contest against Buhari under the platform of any party besides APC, I will floor him!