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The perennial loser at it again! All he needs is a microphone and that's all

I have cast my vote for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, but I can bet that with the recent unguided outburst from Buhari, I don't see him as the Presidential flabearer of any party!

Lanrexian! Please pass me the calabash I need to figure out what you've been drinking! I gave straight forward accounts backed up with scriptures here you are giving me series of incoherent fairytales that didn't match up with FACTS!

You never cry tire bloody sadist! Cry me a river for all I care

Demdem: U made no sense. u and Yuguda are both talking rubbish.

Honestly speaking, if there is something about you that amuses me, it gotta be ur handle 'Demdem' that moniker cracks me up you better go for a change of name!

luvinhubby: It's unfortunate that Tinubu & co have mortgaged the poltical future of most Southwesterners to an extremist like Buhari.

You are so on point, especially the naive-minded Yorubas in the house! Afonja, S.L Akintola, Chief MKO Abiola did not live to tell their bitter tales of woes as a result of their romance with the Mallams! So I won't be taken aback if Tinubu received the same flogging from them

Demdem: This man is talking rubbish. The question is did he vote or not? If he had issues with Amaechi contesting, why then did he have to vote? Why did him and his cohorts simply just walked out when they felt it will be an injustice if Ameachi was allowed to run? Besides, if their candidate had won, would this be an issue?
O yes, u guys had a consensus candidate in Jang however on getting to the election venues, the governors felt that Amaechi was a better and eefective candidate that the miserable Jang and they had no choice but to vote him.
I wonder why this is so difficult to grasp.

My friend go and sit down somewhere and stop waffling!

Jonathan was innocent afterall, and clowns want to just rope him in to gain sympathy for nothing! This life is something else

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Breeze don blow.....,,,,[/quote]...and we don see fowl yansh

tintingz: ^^
"The Hour has drawn near, and the moon has been cleft asunder" [Qur'an 54:1]

Narrated Abdullah:
The moon was cleft asunder while we were in the company of the Prophet, and it became two parts. The Prophet said, Witness, witness (this miracle)." Volume 6, Book 60, Number 388


Narrated Anas bin Malik:
"The people of Mecca asked Allah's Apostle to show them a miracle. So he showed them the moon split in two halves between which they saw the Hiram' mountain."
Sahih Bukhari 5:58:208


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Splitting_of_the_moon.jpg/220px-Splitting_of_the_moon.jpg

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/uploads/thumb/0/0b/Rilles8.jpg/120px-Rilles8.jpg
NASA photograph of a scar on the surface of the moon alleged to be evidence of a healed split


This is a miracle from Allah(swt)...

have you considered a career in comedy yet?

tintingz: No it is the moon that shines in your room that was sliced with kitchen knife... Goon

Empty cup brainia...where did you see my post that said Mohammed(sa) splited the moon with sword?? https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/wtf.gif

No need for the insults now ok agreed he didn't use his scimitar, could you please explain how he split the 'Moon' then! Perhaps you were under the influence of hennesey while typing this

tintingz: @tomakint, you want answers i will giv you.
Mohammed was fortold in "deut 18:18"
in the book of isaiah how Quran was fortold
"And the vision of all is become unto you as the words of abook that is sealed, which [men] deliver to one that is learned, saying,Read this, [I pray thee]: and he saith, I cannot; for it [is] sealed: And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, [I pray thee]: and he saith, I am not learned. (isaiah 29:11) now in the Quran verse
"Read(Iqraa): In the name of your Lord who created, Created man from a clot. Read(Iqraa): And your Lord is the Most Bounteous, Who teaches by the pen, Teaches man that which he knew not."(Qur'an 96:1-5)
and Jesus(as) also said john14:16"And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever
"John 15:26"But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me"
to the next one Many true Prophets were killed (Matt. 23:7), but they were still true Prophets.
"Once the Holy Prophet (Saw) was given food mixed with poison to eat.He who ate it first expired, but the Holy Prophet (Saw) lived for four years even after taking that food . That food told the Holy Prophet (Saw): There is poison in me. The Prophet showed tremendous energy before his death, the poison had no effect on him. When the Prophet conquered Mecca, he was fasting!"
now is it not Jesus that said about "sign of Jonah" now my question did Jonah die in the big fish belle for 3 day or alive?
And you said Jesus is the saviour of the world? Remember he said he came only to the lost sheep of Isreal "mathew 15:24 & 10:5-6" even when they die only the 12 tribes of Isreal will be judged Jesus only call on 'O people isreal' but Mohammed is for all mankind
"O mankind! verily there hath come to you a convincing proof from your Lord: For We have sent unto you a light (that is) manifest. (Quran, 4:174)"
“And We have not sent you except as a Mercy to mankind.”(Quran 21:107)
so now tell me having wives is now a crime? The prophets in OT bible are now sinners including Abraham, David, Solomon etc, can you start naming the cocubines of Mohammed if he has one...guy you make me laf and who told you Mohammed(saw) is a siner when Jesus is asking God to forgive sins and crying on the cross why God leave him, when he Jesus has no power/authority to do tins on his own, and satan carried Jesus(as) ur god up and down and didnt know the last day... he will even reject you "mathew 7:21" it seems you have questions to answer bro, dnt worry i will soon expose your bible FYI Mohammed(saw) prophecisd and did miracles spliting the moon, healing the injured man in war, causes rain to fall, decending to heaven, water flowing out from his fingers etc the greatest miracle among them all is the glorious Quran. You need to know more abt Prophet Mohammed(saw) even the monks fortold his coming...lemme reserve my post for now

Prof Corruption: You don't have to attack me. Just point out lies told by Buhari in that interview.

I don't deal in lies let me counter Buhari's lies and your confusion with the facts here;

Fact 1: No special treatment was given to ND militants, they deserved whatever was given them for the injustice 'Northerners and their cohorts' had rendered their homelands all these years!

Fact 2: Boko Haram group deserves the judgment meted out to them for failing to embrace dialogue the FG had extended to them initially!

Fact 3: Their 'camps' were destroyed not their houses, such disgruntled elements don't deserve to be among us!

Fact 4: If those Boko bastaards had embraced dialogue, they would have been integrated into one of the FG developmental schemes, because Jonathan was that magnanimous, but they failed to honour the gesture!

Fact 5: It is a known fact that the current spate of insecurities in the country started after the threatening words of the bigot, Mallam Adamu Ciroma, that they will make the country ungovernable for Jonathan and not the ND militants who are fighting for a just cause!

Don't be confused, stay on track for once!

Prof Corruption: There's not even a single part of Buhari's interview that can be characterized as a lie.

... for a lost and confused soul!

Definitely Buhari is perenially unelectable as far as Nigeria's politics is concerned, like I use to say, if you want to finish Buhari, just hand him the mic and the rest is settled! There is indeed a strong nexus between 'something' and Buhari, if 'something' is not wrong with Buhari, then Buhari must be wrong with 'something'! Strangely, this is the same tribalist, bigot, fundamentalist and sadist some southern Nigerians in the house called their MESSIAH what a big shame and blockheadedness

Billyonaire: This calls for celebration, and warrants an automatic return ticket by consensus without primaries.

Seconded Jonathan, the moving train all the way ........>>>>>>>>(((((((2019)))))))

May be in his dreams the party's vague 8-cardinal programmes cannot be seen in effective practise in all the ACN and CPC controlled states is it when they now grab power at the centre that they will have the time? Yeye dey smell big time with these bunch of schemers

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]This blood thirsty bigot can't stop shooting himself in the foot. He was able to label the January 15, 1966 coup as murder of political and military leadership of some parts of the country while not stating that the July 29, 1966 counter coup was aimed at killing of military and political leaders of a part of the country. A coup in which he Buhari murdered and supervised the murder of his colleagues.

Shameless bigot.[/quote]You just exposed the 'one-sidedness' remark in the sadist's speech! People like him can never rule this country. To finish Buhari, just hand him a mic, and from his words you can easily conclude on him! What a terrible human being he is

[quote author=*Kails*]lol.

and he never did. [/quote] you dey mind am, the guy na 'CERTIFIED CLOWN' you can imagine him telling me his Prophet Muhammad sliced the moon into half with his sword I know it can never be this moon wey dey shine for night

nony30: John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that.. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive....
'Jesus'
NEVER MOCK GOD,I'm sorry for ‎u!!

WORD! God bless you bro!

Those who 'fought' to keep Nigeria as 'ONE' did that plainly on SELFISH GROUND, that is why Nigeria is still messed up till date! Asari is definitely a child of one of the war veterans (from the Biafran side) and he is not expected to see Nigeria's 'unity' exactly Mallams (the beneficiaries of the ill-fated war) would see it, this is just the plain truth!

mikeansy: there is a lot you need to learn in politics

Wonderful! Like what? I am listening...

dridowu: Am not standing/ceiling/wall/table/hand fan of SLS, so enjoy/spoil ur life d way u want but pls dnt use 9ja money on personal use

Dr, he has been wasting public funds for his escapades for so long this is what this thread is all about besides his 'hypocrisies' and it seems you are missing just that

hercules07: What foundation is being laid, abeg forget that thing, things are getting worse under GEJ and if we do not take care, it will continue to get worse as long as we use sentiments to vote.

I did not mention Jonathan in my post, did I? Why can't you guys get it for once that Jonathan is not your problem but the people that make up this country stay within the topic in question and don't derail! If there is no solid foundation nothing you put on top can stand the test of time, this is the story of Nigeria I painted above which unfortunately you are missing.

This is stupidity in its raw form for APC to declare openly what they did to put Amaechi there as the chairman of NGF! I thought they were strategists, this gesture from them will only make Jonathan better and more composed on his next move! 2014 is still there for Jonathan and PDP to mend fences, reconcile erring members, make new friends, plant more moles in the camp of APC, finetune their political machinations, weed out the bad eggs from their midst, and most importantly keep giving the dividends of democracy to as many people they could reach! With this unguided speech and unnecessary exposure, APC is indeed dead on arrival

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Dear Mods, kindly consider this for the frontpage in life we need to laugh away some of the pressures we encounter on daily basis and that's why I decided to have something like this for merry hearts; https://www.nairaland.com/1300441/definition-wahala thanking you in advance

[quote author=Marco-P ]All Nairalanders should stand up to observe a minute silence for the man who saw and knows tomorrow...

The man who can predict (in reverse order) the things to come in PDP...

The man who understands the inner workings of the PDP better than the Central Working Committee...

The man who enjoys/competes with Fashakin and Lai Mohammed in drinking Alabukun for other people's headache...

The man who knows the next set of medications Tinubu will be placed on by his doctors in 2014...

The only righteous man on NL.

Please give it up for Gbaweeeeee.

To usher him to the podium to receive this 2013 Award of Shame are Eko Atlantic, Eko Ile, Ilogunboy, Fashakin and Lie Mohammed!!!

Standing ovation please!

24 million likes.[/quote] abeg no kill me laff, you couldn't have said it better! This is the true picture of the poster you quoted! He seems to be the only one that knows while others are clueless (especially when you don't share his biased and warped opinions) truly, you got this one correctly on HIM

Ghana has succeeded in making herself a model to follow in West African politics! It's even surprising that this same measure was taken by Jonathan few years back, we cried foul and call him unprintable names! Now Ghanians are embracing that same measure without crying foul! I strongly believe that many Nigerians are as clueless as ever in the political scheme of things!

J12: I understand you perfectly. He should emulate Tunde Bakare and join forces with an Islamic tyrant to destabilize the order and unity of the country. Thats Ok.

I can bet, Pastor Tunde Bakare must have regretted his unholy alliance with Buhari which eventually led to the deaths of innocent lives across the northern region after they lost the elections! Pastor Adeboye is a man that has placed his ears closely to the mouth of God so that he can hear his voice!

CLASSMAN: i day laugh ooooooooooooooooo, Jona better not toy with OBJ

Toy with who? Stop venerating a mere mortal, who the hell is Obj in today's politics? Why is Obj playing God? Is this not the same Obj who completed a second term against the agreement he had with Atiku's led PDM? Didn't this same sly Obj nearly succeeded in his illegal third term bid? What did he even achieved in his 8 years that can match the sterling performance of Jonathan's 2 years in power? Why is Obj not respecting his old age by being childish with his unguided speeches against the President? Is it a crime for Jonathan to seek for 2nd term? I need answers to these questions! Leave it or take it, Obasanjo is a spent force who might even get scathed in this ugly move he is embarking on. Jonathan will surely triumph against all odds, you can quote me

The man, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is actually in control! Unfortunately, haters are busy hating