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berem: how are you doing anyway? as for your topic eh.....una no go give we fat people breathing space? dunno why threads about fat ladies keep coming up on this section. hey! I heard Yoruba men love chubby ladies. errr, honey what do you say to that?

***tomakint sips o a glass of water, took a deep breath in and exhales then move to his laptop*** Personally, I don't have problem with fat ladies provided she is not 'too faaaaaaaaaat'! Well, as for Yoruba men loving chubby women I think it's an African men thing it cannot be tied down to Yoruba men! How u dey my e-lolo?

nagoma: Is it the same Jonathan that we are talking about? Are you writing from another planet?. You can't be living on planet earth, you would have know the damage Oga Reterdeen is inflicting on this country and it's people.

Damage? Indeed, let me at this juncture welcome you to Planet Earth, because I am very sure you must have spent a greater part of your life in Mars!!! Can you imagine, an Aboki trying to sound reasonable, Jonathan is trying to clean up the mess your megalomaniacs (Balewa, Shagari and Yar'Adua) have dished out to this country! If YouWin, Sure-P, better power supply, improved elections, listening President, constant release of funds to States and LG (unlike Obj who was busy witholding some funds), EFCC working without manipulations and many more I can't list out are your definitions of 'damage'then you must be high on that 'gum and dried human excreta'

berem:

***tomakint is confused, scratching head and still waiting for berem's next response***

lefulefu: typo
* ;Dorobo babes are too lazy abeg*

wrong bro, very very wrong!!!

berem:

ooops!!! I'm sorry darling not flirting just 'messing around' ***tomakint walks towards his babe, cuddles her and spoke some words of reassurance into her lovely ears, berem beamed and returns the gesture with a French kisssss***

victorian: Stories.... Slim girls be deceiving yourselves.... Be it slim , be it fat? Av noticed, especially around my work environment big shaped women getting married most times.. It even got to a stage, amongst my single female frnds, the one that got married before the slim , ones... Was the fat one.... Then, when she gave me, her IV for her wedding, I was like wow, and she married a big boy, who own his own duplex... My other female frnds were shocked, they never imagined she will even get married, talkless of a big boy ....
Even myself, am big and beautiful... But who got the crown? ...moi...
So dear, don't let the size deceive you... Guys have different taste and desires.

And my fat friend, when she smiles... It's so dazzling and sincere... U will really love her.... Not plastic and fake smile, some girls do have...

You too gbasky for this

Temi 23: Well as for me i dont really like a Fat lady. Some of them are very sluggish and the way they breath oh gush you will run.....*cant sleep with some of my girlfriend in the night oh*

Good to hear you; 'can't sleep with some of my girlfriend in the night' hope u don't mind if I invite you over? I am good, come be with me b-a-b-y

I have always maintained that Sanusi is a man that needs to be closely monitored, he definitely has a dark, hidden agenda!

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Of course I mind. If the average Joe's foul breath offends me, then why won't that of a rich man? Does his odor smell like roses?[/size]

Correct and sharp babe who no get time for fronting, I gbadun ur bluntness jare

[quote author=Mynd_44]Obviously, the OP stays outside Nigeria.
The dogs over here likes their bones with MEAT
Sorry to anyone who got annoyed cos of that analogy[/quote]Mynd_44 I don't think so, d facts are, I have discovered that most slim ladies in Naija have the tendencies to be fat the moment they are married, I know of many of my female friends who are just like that, if in doubt ask any of ur female friends! Ladies love comfort and 'ijekuje' a lot the more reason they blow up like that

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Fat ladies are believed to be lazy and a lot of men don't want to take chances with a woman that might have difficulties wit conceiving a child in the future[/quote]...and you forgot to add that laziness has no link to ur stature, I have seen many 'smart and hardworking fat ladies' I still maintained that the characters of ladies should be considered first before their statures. I love ladies of diff sizes provided she loves me with her 'heart' and not her 'head'!

They come in different shapes and sizes from slim, moderate, fat, buxom, obese, tall, average height and short! That is our ladies for you, they are in existence to complement the existence of their males counterparts. However, when it comes to 'choosing' by the males, the fat ones are largely ignored despite the facts that it is their characters (intrinsic worths) that matter and not their shapes and sizes (extrinsic qualities)!The question is, why are most guys still doing these to our women?

Uwakuwak: follow ur mind.

Please don't, the mind most times play on our emotions and besides the mind cannot be trusted!

ammyluv2002: So? If money is the root of all evil, I should hate money? My dear, I like money and I no put water for mouth talk am...that's y I said since you don't like money, don't forget to send them to me whenever it comes your way...is a simple request now abi I dey ask for too much?

I love your guts babygurl and don't mind those 'pretenders' if faced with the same situation will definitely go for d guy's cash not minding d mouth putrid smell!

nagoma: It is the same. Nigeria is already broken under the directionless government of a clueless president. Anybody after him will have the greatest repair work to do. If we separate - so be it.

You've been on Jonathan is this and that in ur many posts here, if u lump ur Balewa,Shagari and YarAdua together they are no match to what Jonathan had achieved in his 2 years! You Abokis remain Nigeria's headache mtcheewww!

ilugunboy: Na your brother dey fvck up nah.. .

How far? you just cool down.

Ma dahun n tie, o n sise owo e ni, of course I have no 'bubbling thread on front page again to comment on' na so so 'funny funny topics dey make front page lately' didn't you notice that?

Afam4eva: @Andreh
While you and some other people believe that "IGBO" is the right and unadulterated word, we can not change Ibo to Igbo in people's posts just as we can not change people who use "Enugu" as against "Enugwu". As long as the term is not derogatory, there's really nothing we can do.

Hi Afam, please do consider this for frontpage; https://www.nairaland.com/1114278/civil-service-reforms-what-happened

ilugunboy: Pls the super Mod should please warn Afam to stop hiding my comments.....this guy is really pissing me off!!!

padi mi, racists ni won ni bi jare, racists ni won mennn

The King has finally spoken the REAL TRUTH!!! Long Live the 'King of Music' may you continue to shine and shine KSA!!!

All there kurukere is just to win Lagos and scheme out Jonathan at all cost (imagine an ex-convict, a socialized criminal of the deepest dye appointed to BOT of a political party) unfortunately for the schemers, Jonathan will still have his way! Indeed, Obasanjo is not behaving elderly! What a shame

DaVinChiSam: Bros no vex abeg... Who you talk say deY supply you weeed again?

Abeg don't feel insulted oooo, 'na your father now' abi you don forget?

Andre Uweh: Igbo and Ibo are not correct. It is Igbo. As you are known as Aribisala0 in this forum, it will not be proper to insult you by spelling your id as Arigbisala0. Ndigbo have made it known since 1973 through that it is Igbo. Thiswas done through the Society for the Promotion of Igbo Language and Culture (SPILAC),a body set up for the promotion of Igbo language and culture. It is nice you mentioned Prof Achebe using Ibo earlier but he and others have stopped that since ages. Am sure you don't write Gold Coast now instead of Khana, Upper Volta instead of Bukina Faso or Bombay instead of Mumbai.
As a matter of respect, type Igbo instead of Ibo, am sure this is not hard.

Andre stop wasting your time educating 'stone-hearted bigots' they will never reason with you no matter the level of education they are exposed to! Just move on and pretend you are enjoying the 'drama here'!

ugly face, ugly moustache with an uglified lifestyle is all equals to UGLY!

This Jonathan is really mesmerizing, Obj go hear am soon! I thought old men are said to be lovers of peacer, unfortunately we have an 'Agbaya' in Obj.....one out another to go,I am still counting....

After reading through the story of this woman, I had two thoughts fighting for recognitions in my heart; the first was how wicked can the hearts of humans be towards their fellow human beings and when will our leaders stem the tide of gross insecurities ravaging the land staring us at our faces almost on daily basis? Why? The story of Blessing James, a widow in her early 40s (culled from Business Day, page 11, $ Dollar-A-Day section, Wednesday 25th July, 2012 edition) can happen to anyone. Read and learn;

Blessing’s husband died in ‘Under Bridge,’ Ikeja, Lagos, December 25, 2007, leaving her with eight children. This is Blessing in her own words; “Before my husband’s death, I was into printing of recharge cards and making of yoghurts and ice creams. I started about 15 years ago and I was earning to support my husband who was a marketing manager with an oil company. We were living in a rented four-bedroom house in Opebi, Ikeja. My husband was completing our own house – a duplex in Lekki when he died. His elder brother moved in with us at Opebi and showed so much concern for the children, such that when he asked for the Lekki house documents I gave it to him. Unknown to me, he sold the property and traveled to USA, I went to the house, met someone who took me to the new landlord and I was shown the evidence that the house had been sold. With eight children, I could not cope with paying house rent. My husband wanted many children and thought he could train them but for his death at the age of 38 years.”

Blessing continued, “My husband also had a bungalow of 12 rooms and two shops. Since the house belonged to us, I would not have problems with rent if we relocate to Jos. I would also be able to do trading in one of the shops. So, I took my eight children to Jos in December 2010. On February 15, 2011, some northerners came to our community in Bukuru Jos, they burnt down houses, including my house, they attacked and killed Christians with cutlasses, machetes, knives and arrows. They killed my second son who was 17 years, the fourth child, a girl, who was 13 years, the fifth who was 11 years and the sixth who was 9 years at the time. They attacked me with a cutlass and cut my left leg. The military came later and found me with others in a pool of blood. When they discovered I was still breathing, I was taken to a government hospital in Vom. The State Governor (Jonah Jang) and a Monarch came and we were given lots of provisions. But after several days at the hospital, we were no longer given treatment except those who had relatives to pay for drugs prescribed. Some patients’ relatives took them to other hospitals to receive proper treatment.”

Still talking, “Fortunately, a neighbor had rescued my seventh child, a girl who was five at the time and the last boy who was three years. My first and third son had also escaped. I left the hospital, found my children in the army and police barracks. ‘The Young Shall Grow’ bus provided free ride to all refugees to different destinations. I returned on such a ride with my four surviving children to Lagos in December 2011 and we slept in the park at Maza Maza for three days until someone gave us the shed we now live in. We have been living from hand to mouth!

This is the moving story of Blessing James, a victim of the ill-fated February 15, 2011 Jos crisis in Bukuru. Currently, this widow, lives in a wooden shed with four children who survived the Jos massacre, after two readers of the BusinessDay $Dollar-A-Day section, felt for her and gave her a =N=50,000 and the second =N=6,000 to start her yoghurt and ice cream business. She was told at Orthopaedic hospital, Igbobi that her leg would have to be operated upon because crumbs of bones keep falling off from time to time from the spot. During cold weather, the pain from this part of her leg becomes so intense. Considering the plight of this woman, one can deduce that, that singular act of her husband’s elder brother brought all this evil upon her and her 4 children – what a world we live in!

Points to consider in this pathetic story:
• The bungalow her husband left for her which was destroyed by the Islamic insurgents will never be compensated for!
• The trauma this woman went through with the pathetic loss of her four children is traceable to the deliberate and wicked acts of the elder brother to her husband. The attitude of the demonic elder brother of her husband is a real picture of what is obtainable in many homes as far as Nigeria is concerned.
• Indeed, we don’t have a caring and working government that for once considers the plight of the suffering masses.
• Many women are going through the same grim situation (if not worst) as this woman in Nigeria right now.
• Indeed, the heart is a survival tool that will try to work out and adapt to any grim situation it is placed. May God bless Nigeria and Nigerians!

Bisjosh: Am inlove with the bamboo forest

Good to know you are August born mine is 23rd...I hope you don't shoot to kill (ur profile pix says a lot...)

mikuz: You can still do it.

....hmmmnnn ***tomakint is confused, walks away from his laptop waiting for the next line of action****

fittty: Photoshop!!

..for your mind

mikuz: Didn't see your report.

Hi mikuz, I want you to consider this thread for the frontpage and also help me delete the duplicated copies of the same thread,I believe it's an eyeopener for music lovers, quite revealing. Thanks
https://www.nairaland.com/1159056/kanye-west-rihanna-how-dark

ijebabe: Err, im not the mod of this section.

Mikuz and Lalaboi should help with that soon

ok thanks

ijebabe: SMH
Pyguru is a spambot not a person. You must have done something to attract its attention.

The thing is annoying sha.

Hi ijebabe, I want you to consider this thread for the frontpage and also help me delete the duplicated copies of the same thread,I believe it's an eyeopener for music lovers, quite revealing. Thanks
https://www.nairaland.com/1159056/kanye-west-rihanna-how-dark

and Rihanna