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miiraaj: So, na ur papa dey polish Oga jona shoes. That explains your blind support for the reetard.

mirage, do you have a better option than Jonathan? Please state the name now or forever shut your trap

@ Op, that's a good job another added advantage for us into private business!

Gambrosia: Chronic BATchalorhood = an incurable disease of poohsie-repellantness! No woman can stand their azzes to say "I DO"!!!! Some have pediatric-sized blokoses but won't learn how to eat poohsies to compensate. You haven't even touched them, they are already releasing wota-wota 'akamu' h-inside their trosis!

Recycle polygamous baby mommas = those who keep getting married to look and sound normal to some unsuspecting desperadoes of females. They are too timid to determine how many of those children are really theirs. . . But will keep playing 'Mr. Dad' to fool themselves.

hmn!!!

nwachineke00: with all ur braggs, I'm sure u nor fit "do" sef

Godzilla, ooops Babzilla, are you going to allow this challenge to go like that?

One of the Hard Facts about relationship is that "not all will be married" but we all choose to overlook that real and raw truth!

Any time I remembered same-sex marriage it reminds me of the true story of 'Sodom and Gomorrha, truly, same-sex marriage is against the plan of God for procreation for mankind and should be frowned upon, someone once said the reason the Roman's Empire collapsed was as a result of this ignoble act!

ifihearam: Well this is not the first time she is interviewing my presido and his excellency has no skeleton whatsoever,tonight is the night,you will all be amazed of his preparedness,he is a very intelligent man who approaches questions with utmost care and wisdom.

I just love GEJ,he is a father and a mentor indeed,little wonder everyone wants to be associated with him.

Even though I am not your 'supporter' on many views here especially on that clown called D'banj, but I must confess, you have my backing on Jonathan's case (my beloved President, in whom I am well pleased), trust me Jonathan will shame his haters as usual, I can't wait!

We are damned too 'smart' for them to handle, most of those yahoo-yahoo guys will make 'programmers' working for Bill Gates, grin with envies, it is that serious! Short route to success is our dessert, we eat it and sleep with with it everyday!

Babzilla: PSSST. MAKE WE HEAR WORD. IVE SEEN UR TYPE MANY TIMES. BELIEVE ME TOOTS 1 WEEKEND WITH ME AND U'LL BE SPREADING LIKE MARGARINE

You can now see the reason why ladies call your type of man "Cave Man"! Infact, let me decorate you with "Captain Cave Man"

It could be positive or negative, but deep down in your heart, you knew when you did that thing it’s either you were proud or ashamed of yourself. What exactly was that thing you did for or against her that if you looked back and given the time you will be proud to repeat it again or ashamed to even think about it?

DonHummer: nawa oo...see rules..i rada remain single...when i don hamma, i will be the one giving them rules on..10 ways to get my attention...

Really? Money can't buy you LOVE! Don't you forget that

eeewise: @op Young man go and make money ,before u start writing rubbish here...make money and women follow u GBAM!

Son, why not shave the hairs in your brains, so that you can think rationally! Must you insult

dorggito1: My frd! go nd make money nd stop givin excuses for another man's wealth.dangote is a billionaire that u cnt take away frm him.

Compare and contrast what you have with what I have posted, did I denied the fact that he is a billionaire? stop acting like a kid

blink182: How many of these points will you remember while sitting in front of a girl. Just strut your stuff. You can't read everything from a book especially when it comes to a topic like this.

Stop blinking Mr blink, the tips are not meant to be crammed just read them and understand and apply the rules whatever happens to your table manners; where do you place your fork? I am sure you still remember its on your left hand and ur knife on your right just read and learn!

fubbyy: Must we pass through all this test before getting a woman? what we read online is always different from what happens in real life, if passing through all this is what we must do to get a girl/woman then 70% of men will never get 1

Op. all these things are not applicable to real life, I get chicks up and down with out all this sermon, things have changed so getting a woman is no longer hard that one should apply all these tales, even women in this forum know that guys don't have to pass through all this to get them, they are even struggling to get we guys these days.

My friend you are one of the 'lucky few' if you really take a peek at those tips you will see that it works like magic for real, Ladies back me up on that?

Babzilla: ALL THIS ONE NA TORY

1. HAVE MONEY
2. BE READY TO SPEND THE MONEY ON HER
3. ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE NEXT PLACE URE TAKING HER TO (TO SQUANDER MONEY ON HER)OR THE NEXT THING URE GOING TO BUY FOR HER
4. TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH URE SENDING INTO HER ACCOUNT
5. ASK WHEN IS HER BIRTHDAY, VALENTINES DAY, CHRISTMAS DAY, OR PUBLIC HOLIDAY SO U CAN DO NO. 3 & 4

THESE ARE THE TOPICS NIGERIAN BABES NEED. U TALK LIKE THAT, U CAN NEVER BE BORING

My guy all that your points na "Cave men mentality" making women feel on top of the world is not all about money, ladies love attention and affection more than the money most of you guys whine about...is that not true LADIES?

trust me all the 15 points work like magic just commit them to hearts guys and pray for MONEY because that makes everything worthwhile

Malawian: ode! Was he not the same man who was hidding under the bed in a neighbour's house when murtala was shot up? They even had to beg him with schnappes to come out from under there. No lemme take on you dor here o

aagghhgggg OBJ baba, even Theophilus Danjuma teased him that he had to flee to far away Maiduguri just to avoid being named the Head of State, he narrated further that Obj was soaked in his own tears when he discovered that he couldn't avoid the then "poisoned-chalice' but forget that time now oooo, because the Obasanjo I know now is one of the boldest, bravest and best man to tackle the abokis for now! Obasanjo is a LION now!

ilugunboy: Lolzzzz...Andre, leave me and Malawian alone....he called me Ode = Mumu first.



You like saying what you don't know....oya show me the pix of OBJ hiding in any of those places you mentioned. Olodo rabata!

Ilugun baba, the one and only 'Eze Gudele of Nairaland', Egun magaji kan soso to n de ru bomode! Abeg, Andre spare ilugunboy for now, I am beginning to enjoy the guy for real! Can you imagine ilugunboy wished me a 'Happy New Year' that's a good spirit, unlike that OG (dayokanu) and his she-male (desola) ilugunbaba bu won jooo, o ti poju baba agbaaaaaaaaaaaa

binger: Good one,but some points are contradictory, e.g numbers 12 & 13.By my standards,there is no better way to delve into 'intimate talks' than by complimenting her looks,body carriage or gait. #candidme.

But you will still agree with me that some ladies tagged that "Flatteries" I know some ladies in the house can back me up on that!

[quote author=maxwello.yg]chineke meee ! Maka gini ? Oh boy I can't. Even in the series of defending myself from a physical attack i won't. I'll just knock the person unconscious. I repeat myself once more. I won't and can't.[/quote]You seem to be the only one that understood the concept and the direction of this topic, I don't understand what the those earlier posters are ranting about! Thanks for your maturity! However, I pray you won't come across things of such magnitude, because it's really a difficult 'crossroad' in one's love life

[quote author=WAM?]First define what the word love means to you. Then ask yourself quietly does my action (killing) depict love.[/quote]But you still can't deny the fact that barbaric acts like these (killing of ones spouse) happen in this part of our world and that is the whole object of this thread not the way you guys are trying to turn it into a 'moral debate'!

chronique: I read it very well and have just read it again. Well,if you think killing a person cos he slept with ur wife is enough reason to kill,then be my guest. The NPF needs more inmates @ kirikiri. I still stand by my earlier post. When you show me one man that has killed someone who slept with his wife,and the community supported him or you show me a person who had created a human being,then I will agree with you that you've asked a good question. But if you cant,then you've not asked a good question. By the way I just got into this planet yesterday n do not know my way around;you mind helping out?

Kid, in what way have I supported 'killing of one's spouse'? Why do u just enjoy being irrational in ur reasoning, just jumping into conclusions for the fun of it huh , I still maintain on my earlier comments, 'go play with your toys, got no time for psychobabblers!

chronique: You see? See what I've been telling Goodluck Jonathan. I've been warning him & telling him to take care of these jobless youths but he wouldn't listen. See the consequences.
Mr man,shebi you dont have work to do? Oya,take broom & go and sweep the front of your house.

But on a serious note,you guys should think your questions well before asking. Killing a human being is not the same as killing a chicken or goat. I dont know how comfortable it is for you guys when you ask such questions,knowing fully well that you cant give life to an object,let alone human. You think the family or govt will clap for you after the act? If you were asking if you could kill someone who has a weapon & intends to kill you,it's different thing. Even people who have killed others in self defence,are languishing in jail;not to talk of killing someone because he slept with your wife. My dear,pls change your thought pattern and start asking intellectual questions. I wonder how this generation find it comfortable to talk about killing humans(like it's not a big deal). Smh for the next generation.

Did you read the post at all? I have a feeling you must be "New to this Planet", never mind kid, go play with your toys, stop sounding like a ninny!

Afam4eva: No of posts: Almost 18,000

Topics: Almost 400

Time spent online: 6 months & 12 days

Tens of my posts have graced the frontpage.

I've lost count of my likes

etc etc...

Good job Afam!

Many men are never taught how to talk to women. Because of this many guys go through life without the ability to attract a woman. Here are 15 tips to help make sure you aren't making mistakes with the women you’d like to attract:

1. You should talk about “emotional” topics like childhood memories, future ambitions, or her passions. These conversation topics will open up her emotional floodgates.

2. Women want a guy who is not afraid to lead her. While talking to a woman take control of the conversation. Never wait for her to dictate what you’ll be talking about.

3. Pay attention to the non verbal cues a woman is giving you. If you’re standing too close to her, accidentally spitting when you talk, or making her feel uncomfortable in any way… she will send you hints. Pay attention to them.

4. Remember this motto “Fun not Funny.” Women are attracted to men who allow them to have fun. Don’t concentrate on having the funniest jokes. Concentrate on showing them the most excitement and enjoyment.

5. Tease women. One of the easiest ways to take a conversation to a fun and flirty level is to begin to tease women. Think back to your time on the playground. In the world of dating… what worked on the playground is effective all over again.

6. Get intimate with her. Women are turned on by men who are not afraid to take a conversation to a personal, intimate level.

7. Use things like “cold reads” to turn women on. Women love to hear opinions about themselves. Tell her what you observe about her.

8. Avoid complimenting a woman too much. Women are turned off by men who come across as “needy.” If you are complimenting a woman too much she will think you’re trying to impress her. Which will have the opposite effect.

9. If you want to know how to talk to women in a way that doesn’t bore them… Avoid asking too many “interview” style questions. Instead state your opinion about things.

10. Remember: Statements over questions. Instead of saying “where did you grow up?” Say “You don’t look like you grew up around here.” This allows you to make observations about her and express your personality.

11. Don’t hide your identity. Don’t be afraid to talk about whatever you’re passionate about.

12. Never compliment her on her eyes, looks, or body.

13. Say something that lets her know that you view her in a “sexual” way. If you don’t, you run the risk of winding up in the “friend zone”.

14. Use conversation “games” to keep the mood fun and flirtatious. Games can be anything like “truth or dare” or to less extreme games like the “5 questions game”.

15. Don’t give away your hand so fast. Women like men who are a challenge. If you want to keep a woman’s interest she has to feel like she is slowly winning you over. If she thinks you’re too easy… she’ll lose interest.

N.B: The best way to think about how to talk to women is to think about what kind of fun, playful, and sexual conversation you would most enjoy. Talking to a woman doesn’t have to be difficult. You just need to be aware of what they are turned on by and what turns them off. Follow the list above and you’ll do just fine.

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Afam4eva: I first got to know about Nairaland in 2005 but i didn't join until 2006. The regret i have is that i didn't create a forum then to rival nairaland.

Me too, I have been following Nairaland as a 'guest' for many years (since 2006 or thereabouts) but decided to join on the said date! Afam, you have not answered the question of this thread,let's have your 'statistics' Thanks!

She is the love of your life, in fact, you can’t sleep without her, you think about her almost every minute, she means so much to you, and yet the unexpected happened. You caught her red-handed in bed with another man in the ‘very act’! I have heard from many people around, who have declared without considering the consequences that should they catch their wives in bed with other men, those men are as good as dead, a few declared that both the woman and the man deserved to die while a handful said they will just walk away from the union! The reasons varies: some said they can’t imagine loving that woman again the way they used to after the incidence; some said that the emotional pain of sleeping with the same woman bedded by another man is too much to handle; some said such a woman is capable of killing the husband; some declared that the spirit of suspicion and extreme jealousy will quench the spirit of love they have for the woman; and the reasons go on and on! If the same thing happen to you (of course, I forbid if for you, because it’s not funny), what would you do?

berem: The bigger the balls, the braver you are.If you gat balls go slap Naija Police.

Did you just said that (balls) oooops! LYGBG

I don't believe in HIM why? Obasanjo and PDP made him! Nigerians wake up, too much sleep will lead to the usual "Collective Amnesia" Tomakint is the RICHEST!

Nairaland hit the over 1,000,000 members on January, 2013 and so far so good, it has been the most sought after social media profile among others at least going by the trend of events in online news in Nigeria. I joined Nairaland on April 6th, 2012; I had my first topic on the same date titled, “The Tale of a Country with a Multi-Coloured System of Government”. My first front page topic was titled, “Can You Do Anything for Love?” on August 13, 2012! I have generated “381 Likes” as at today (I had my ‘300 Likes’ on the 20th December)! I have been privileged to have 4 topics making the front page so far. My posts and topics counts are 1,211 and 119 respectively. The motive of this thread is not for show offs, but as a mark of commitments and dedications from the teeming members of this ‘Esteemed Forum’, because many people (members and visitors) have been ‘blessed’ in one way or the other either as committed members or committed visitors! Over to you, what have you contributed so far and when did you join NAIRALAND?