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afam4eva: WiliWily banned for 5 hours for trolling

Good job my new 'mod' and a belated congrats to you! I trust you can instil the needed sanity that is required here. That was a nice job from you, keep it up Afam

nagoma: The important job of removing the Retardeen from the presidential office should never be left to the North alone. All Nigerians who love progress and abhor corruption and mediocrity should join hands and do it.

Remove who? You funky mallams held us down for 38 solid years and here comes Jonathan gradually fixing the rot and all u can say is remove him? In case u don't know he (Jonathan) is winning the next presidential election till 2019! Just remember someone said it

Andre Uweh: co-signed.

Yo my brother, a happy new year, never mind it's a belated one! I hope u are good? Don't mind those megalomaniacs who just want power at all cost, even though they don't know what to do with it

idinc: easiest way 2 steal a fowl,throw sum corn till it steps in2 ur door.agn gals act nt only like butterflies buh lk fowls also

And you forgot that ur 'fowl theory' can be tantamount to 'rape' I am very sure you don't want to start a new blissful year as '2013' behind bars and probably with hard labour! Be careful what you wished for son Ladies are like flowers that deserved to be treated tenderly, they are not properties or as you assumed, 'fowls'!

If I am to pick just one then Prof Wole Soyinka is it! He is by far the most under-rated Nigerian alive! Right from the Civil war time till date he has always stand for something - Injustice against the Oppressed! He is not into controversies and a lover of mankind! He will always have my vote anytime, anyday!

SUBMARINE: Power must come back to the North. Pls does it include Northern Christians or Minority Muslim. If Hausa-fulani likes, let them form alliances with every jobless parties, 2015 power will continue to go round until the South-South, Igbos and Non-Hausa-Fulani Northerners rules Nigeria.

What more can I say? Surely, u av said it all and may the Good God of Heaven seal it like that (Amen)! Northern Muslims (Hausa-Fulani) should wait till 2027!

frosbel: you were not in church today, you simply went to a social gathering counterfeiting as the church.
The Church is the body of Christ not a building.

....but u av not contributed anything meaningful to his poser he said he was at the church and not a social gathering! @ op to the married woman that is a sign of gettin fed up with their union while 2 d singles a plot to lure unwary guys to themselves...time is running fast and they need to b hooked

A land of confusion where mediocrities are celebrated and above all, a land where our 'leaders' waffle too much on trivial matters but edge the real issues! I still believe Nigeria's case is redeemable

His afflictions was turned around into blessings! Indeed, in every misfortunes there are good fortunes embedded about to be revealed if only we can wait for it! Congrats to you Victor, because God granted you favour before men even when you were rejected by the people you looked up to. Truly, you are a VICTOR!!!

This is very pathetic and totally uncalled-for! Just picture the 'film' of this man, born some 56 yrs ago probably to a hustling parent and probably struggled his way up the educational ladder just to become somebody in LIFE! Now, he had achieved his dream of a 'fulfiled man' giving back to his community only 2 b mowed down in his prime
Lesson: LIFE IS NOT FAIR ESPECIALLY FOR WE HUMANS!
May your gentle soul continue to rest in peace in the bosom of your LORD!

How come berem is missing in action in her already gone-viral thread? This is page 10, can somebody tell me where is berem before I......

How come berem is missing in action, in her already gone-viral thread. This is page 10 and yet berem is not commenting, can somebody tell me where is berem? >:~(

Andre Uweh: The most important aspect of our Igbo laws is the belief in the santity of life. Ndigbo believes that life belongs to God and no one should take it.
None of the laws in any part of Igboland stipulates death as a punitive measure if you offend the law (daa iwu obodo).

Wao this was a very rich thread and very informative too, good job Andre

IYA NGBALI: is that the reason some of your people commit a lot of atrocities in the country and the world at large?

...no you don't get it! Those terrorists are not Muslims according to them (the Real Muslims)! They are just 'followers of Muhammad and worshippers of Allah' (according to me )!

[quote author=baby_mama]
Inmates?
Chineke mee
Slaves on earth inmates in paradise
Chai
[/quote] baby mama don't even start, my ribs are cracking up already and you forgot to add 'plus the 70 virgins' for faithful Mallams. So much for a religion Definitely, the Christian's Heaven is different from Muslim's own!

fankasibe: The way to a woman's heart is the 'V' Junction.

I think d best way is if you can navigate ur way from her 'Galilee' to her 'Jerusalem', and not forgetting they love attention and cherished being pampered if you can work on these keywords, you sure will have her whole 'heart' in ur hand!

shakkeyrah: lovely

Lovely? Shakiratu!! I hope u intend to write 'loathsome' look very well at those pix and tell me what is lovely in them! **tomakint hisses, continues with his work on his laptop, while expecting the next pungent e-attacks from Shakiratu**

azeezlateefah: These are the inmates of paradise let's wait and see ya'all would wish to have accept islam as billions are regretting in their graves right now! Only if you would understand the truth...Allah knows best!

Inmates? damn, u just cracked me up wit dat the sooner you realised you people are just tryin to re-write the Bible and adulterate Christianity with ur 'LIE, LIE, E-LIE, LIE' the better for u! Paradise ko, Palestine ni

fuke: Who tells you some of those condoms were not used on those with hijabs.
Stop fooling yourself. They could be as promiscuous as the night girl at Ojuelegba. If I tell you half of what I know about them, you will tear the stupid thing off the face of the next one you see.

Abeg tell him NOW so dat he will understand the 'real meaning of being hypocritical'. If I should say one-fourth of what I know and heard about these hijab-wearing zealots, this thread wil go bananas!

omonnakoda: Igbo must boast about everything.People try to show you respect you must boast about it have you no self esteem
anyway [size=4pt] WHY DID HE COMMIT SUICIDE WHY DID HE COMMIT SUICIDE WHY DID HE COMMIT SUICIDE [/size]

Son, why not use ur God given talent for somethin more expedient, spellin Ibo or Igbo as 'Igbo' is a classical revelation of ur level of bigotry! By the way! d poster u quoted is a Yoruba man who respects and recognises a 'true Patriot'!

In present day Nigerian youths, there are three caste; those who are willing to go to school and learn irrespective of the cost, those willing to go but barred as a result of the cost and those not interested in school even if it's as cheap as Garri! To the first their dreams are high after graduation 4getin dat d system is no longer d way it used 2 b there4 they lead miserable lives after being frustrated by d system! The OP made some valid points though! I think Nigerian youths need 2 step up

This is the main reason why Karl Marx said, 'Religion is the opium of the people' now see what religion has turned these zealots into now?

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]I hope he dies.[/quote]You are back from kirikiri as usual! Will you spare us the BS please?

berem: Eku iro le omo to dun! Olorun a je ki ti ye da.wa so ri re omo to wa pa!

my e-lolo I will give u an A for coming this far in writing Yoruba

[quote author=baby_mama]Hehehe
Imagine
Girls are wayward ,girls are doing abortions,is there not a participating man at the other end?[/quote]I am a big fan of ur unalloyed bluntness when it comes to sensitive topics! Real men will wait for their 'wives' after marriage and if it 'happened' real men will not pester her to abort! Most times, men are guilty in cases like these

[quote author=baby_mama]Are you not the same person impregnating them and paying for abortions?
There are women who can be pregnant 50 times and yet no baby,don't you know that?
You might as well demand that she not only gets pregnant but delivers a bouncing baby boy before she marries you[/quote]Word from the one and only 'Baby Mama'!

wao what an interesting thread to read especially from page 24 upwards...it was real fun, I really enjoyed myself!!! I wish you all (friends and not forgetting my e-enemies)a happy and a prosperous new year 2013 in advanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mustymohd2: to me any lady i Bleep b4 getin married, true 2 god i wont promise her hnd of married

...you got to stop the bleeping son before its too late, I see you marrying another 'seriously bleeped babe' if you think you are smart.....