₦airaland Forum

berem: i remember one day i was coming home late.an area boy accosted me and threatened me with a blunt cutlass demanding for my bag. i just looked at him and laughed. i told him that i have a gun in my bag and if he says any word i will shoot his balls.the eediot just ran away.Me sef i be area mama! dem wan try!

for your mind that one na big joke, I kinda like ur sense of humour these days

free13: Very silly man.
Very soon the boko haram members on NL will come and defend this ba.stard.

They have always done that and shall continue to do so till eternity! The truth is that they are under a spell that has caged their reasoning faculties and shall perpetually remain so all in the name of Muhammadian teachings

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If you don't have the balls don't take a peek, beware you might give your flesh a creep!

Ajaofosoro: In Buhari we trust and I think God has answerd Nigeriansns'prayers dis time. Is like pple eyes are opening now. If lie goes for 20 yr, d truth will catch up wit it one day

Keep dreaming, afterall dreams are freeeee

Temi 23: Abeg oh...Invite me over ke,Your snoring is danger to my health

I am not a snorer

[quote author=onye_ngbu*][size=28pt]No! to Buharia

Anyway why bother sef, he only wins on Nairaland.....
[/size][/quote]abi oooo!

Odunnu: The day the bloodsucking fundamental islamist Buhari becomes the president of Nigeria is the same day i will take up residence and citizenship in Ghana. Never will that man rule over me!

Odunnu, big Amen to your stance!

Odunnu: May God judge that man. May he live an unhappy life all the days of his life. Amen

....and I say a Big Amen too!!!

Alao Shobowale, the 42-year-old pastor of a white garment church who allegedly raped a 12-year-old foster daughter of his neighbour (name withheld) was on Wednesday arraigned before an Ebute Meta Magistrate’s Court, Lagos.

Shobowale, who speaks Igbo, the only language the girl understands, had allegedly lured the girl to the toilet of their residence and raped her.

According to the charge sheet, the incident happened at 10, Togodo Street, Temu, Epe, Lagos State at about 10pm on December 15, 2012.

The police said apart from having sexual intercourse with the girl, Shobowale also “sexually penetrated her anus.”

He was charged with two counts bordering on unlawful sexual intercourse and rape, which according to the charge sheet, is punishable under sections 137 and 259 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2011.

When the charges were read to him, Shobowale pleaded not guilty to both charges.

His lawyers, Kola Afolayan and Saka Bello, made an application for his bail urging the court to grant it on liberal terms.

Prosecutor, R. Odigie, who did not oppose the bail application by Shobowale’s lawyers, told the court that the victim and his foster father, Dayo Anjorin, were in court.

Anjorin, while fielding questions from the court, said Shobowale lured the girl from the passage they both share in the house to the toilet where he had carnal knowledge of her.

He said, “She is my wife’s niece and we brought her from Imo State two weeks before the incident happened and we were planning to enrol her in a school within our vicinity.

“The accused lured her from the common passage we share in front of our apartment to the toilet while my wife, I and our three children were inside.”

Magistrate Oyindamola Ogala urged Anjorin to speed up the process of enrolling the girl in school.

Before ruling on the application, Ogala said the matter would be referred to the family court “in the interest of justice.”

But one of Shobowle’s lawyers, Bello, opposed the transfer of the case to the family court.

“This court has jurisdiction to hear this matter. In the eyes of the law, he is presumed innocent and transferring this case without bail might make an innocent suffer unjustly,” Bello said.

But, Ogala allayed Bello’s fears that the accused would be denied bail, adding that she would rule on the bail application before the court.

She said, “I don’t see any problem with transferring this case to the family court. I’m sending this case to the family court in view of the age of the victim and in the interest of justice.

“You have made your bail application and I’m going to rule on it. For emphasis sake, the family court entertains matters that affect the right of a child.”

Ogala later granted Shobowale bail in the sum of N500, 000 with two sureties in like sum.

She said the sureties must furnish the court with evidence of tax payments to the state government and verifiable residential and office addresses while one of the sureties must be his blood relation.

She subsequently adjourned the case till March 15 for mention.

http://www.punchng.com/news/police-arraign-pastor-accused-of-raping-12-year-old-girl/

berem: So what will the kids start calling them? Daddy and Mummy? who is daddy and who is mummy? shey the pikin no go suck b.reast? Infact i don't know what to say again.

Daddy = Elton John, Mummy = David Furnish; lo ba tan

Idowuogbo: hold up, na elton knack d first surrogate mother? d pikin resemble am small o!

You just took the word out of my mouth!! Too resemble am sef!!! The guy (Elton John) was once married to a woman before all of a sudden he turned finally into a full-fledged homo 'Wonders as they say shall never end'

MAULAG hhahhhahhaaaaaa!!! All the effizzies of those Lag babes and the I-too know of Akokites guys will soon fade off, Men Oga Jona wicked shaa ooo!

lucenzo: Na wa ooooo

Billions of dollars don turn to few pennies.

I go soon drop my own of “THINGS YOU SHOULD‘NT KNOW ABOUT SEUN“

@ the bolded, I am waiting to read that soonest

good job iyaniwura! Wao, this family is blessed with beautiful human 'work of art'!

Under this 'pseudo-democracy', I million Buharis cannot fix anything, if he emerges as President for instance (God forbid that anyway), who will form the bulk of those in the National Assembly? PDP, who will form the bulk of the governors? PDP, who will be calling the shots? PDP! Bottomline, under an 'Autocratic Buhari' an Atiku and IBB will definitely have a say meaning; Nigeria will be back in the hands of the Abokis and the Buckingham's influence,indeed, the latter end of Nigeria will be worst than this present hour! Buhari ko, Busari ni

berem: Sai Buhari! I and my entire household will surely vote for you come 2015.

***tomakint reads again to be double sure, walks away shaking his head***

ezeagu: You don't even know what Islamic calligraphy is, do you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_calligraphy

Now, why is there Hausa Islamic calligraphy on the notes?

Abeg help me ask him again, I have asked many Islamic Clerics regarding that inscription many of them give dissenting responses on the real meaning of that 'inscription' trust me c.four is a clown!

Idowuogbo: He-she! I gat a long dangling piece in between my legs.

I nearly choked from laughing **tomakint gasping for breath** Idowuogbo is a she-male! Loling @ 'a long dangling piece'

berem: Oh I thought I was alone. meehn! the weather was hot! even after bathing i was sweating like a goat about to be slaughtered. infact I had to sleep n.aked. No light sef!

holy moses my berem na.ked opitipiti I have lived a greater part of my life in Lagos, now I am outta there for goodness sake wetin dey that Lagos sef? The effect of Climate conditions is taking its toll on the residents, expect the el-nino soonest

Akshow: hiv aids spread because of homosexuals? HahaHaha your ignorance is beyond redemption

To a large extent, coogar is right on that one at least it has been medically proved! Try to engage your google search engine for more info on it!

eddg: Sanusi should be banned from CBN with immediate effect

Don't worry, the bigot's tenure will expire in 2014 and if care is not taken the Funky Mallam may spend many Ramadans in the gulag, you bet!

@ Op, Did u just mentioned 'Ikorodu' abeg that ur friend don enter one chance! I will advise u to seek spiritual help for her asap before it becomes too late. Indeed, 'heavy juju' is at work here! The best thing is for her parents to go meet this 'guy' and give him a piece of their mind to steer clear of their daughter or better still involve the police!

J12: Says who? You want me to show you?

abeg no show my cuty oooo! she is not for that

berem: OK i have actually watched p.orn movies I mean woman to woman. but eh.... how man to man wan be? I wonder why there are no porn movies for g.ays. I mean man to man.

This man to man and woman to woman things are offshoots of reprobate minds, come to think of it some animals (dolphins, bonobos, chimpanzees,goats, rams etc) exhibit traces of homosexualities and the question is; are we (humans) not different from animals? I may not condemn them, but the habit is bad!

berem: did they actually catch them in the act? I mean.... you know....

I beg no kill me with laff

berem: baadt boi!

You think so darling, but I am not I am only trying to obey ur rules; 'Don't be impotent, but important' ...and I am tryin 2 b important babygurl just 4 u

berem: abi? na thickness be the koko .na im be ebe ano!

ebe ano for ur mind truly na dat thickness plus enough effizzy for 'bed' be the real koko!

Bayern Munich have announced that Pep Guardiola will become the club's new coach when Jupp Heynckes' contract expires this summer.

Heynckes will stay on in his post until the end of this season before retiring, at which point the former Barcelona coach will take over on a deal that runs until June 2016.

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Bayern's chief executive, said: "We are delighted that we have managed to get Pep Guardiola whom several big clubs wanted and contacted. He is one of the most successful trainers in the world and we are sure that not only Bayern Munich but the whole of German football will benefit from what he brings."

The news comes 24 hours after Bayern's media director Markus Horwick described claims the club had approached Guardiola to take over as "complete rubbish", and Guardiola himself said he hoped to manage in the Premier League.

Chelsea and Manchester City were strongly linked with Guardiola, with Roman Abramovich signalling his intention to take him to Chelsea by pointedly handing Rafael Benítez the title of "interim manager".

Guardiola, 41, replaced Frank Rijkaard at Barca in 2008 and during his four years at the Nou Camp he led the club to 13 trophies, making him the most successful coach in the club's history.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/16/pep-guardiola-bayern-munich-coach

berem: Well one man's meat is another man's poison. it all depends on the man to make his choice. i have seen cases of men marrying slim women and the woman blows up after giving birth. some men aren't really comfortable with it and the woman is forced to loose weight.

Am doing great. thank God for life o!

That's the exact true picture of life, today she is slim and after marriage she blows up, so a man must prepare his mind to accommodate anything from a lady!

obi4eze: There'll be no civil war in Nigeria. There are genuine Christians that pray for this country night and day.

My friend, war is not a demonic thing, it's an act of God, war brings 'liberation from oppressors' if well fought! And can lead to hostilities if 'badly fought'! Whether Christians pray against it or not, if it is in God's plan to happen it will surely happen. Nigeria is seriously toying with danger with the way we are playing politics!