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Stallionhorse:
So she has the widess puzzzy ever recorded?? Thats a big lie come to Nigerian some girls are carrying basin and drum holes here..

Boss abeg share experience

makeherscream:
Hmmmmmm you're damn right exactly what my friend told me,

LOL... If she's still your girlfriend, no need to even go extra mile buying drugs (as vaginitis is a reoccurring infection) let her just cut garlic and be inserting in her vaginaa ones in 2 weeks.

You will love the smell of her pusssy if she does this regularly. And hope she doesn't get any serious STD other than vaginitis. Hope she doesn't cheat, and let her keep good hygiene.

makeherscream:
Omo no be small thing oo , there is this girl I always admire on FB
she stays in Lagos with her family,I stay in Benin

we started talking, one day like that I asked her out last year December 2021 ,she accepted my proposal I was so happy because if you see this babe ehnnnnn omo she package , she carry front and back come still fine join omo

Fast forward to January this year she called me that her family will be relocating to their new house in Benin , because her father could not afford to build a house in Lagos because of the cost of building a house in Lagos is very expensive ,

omo when I heard this good news I was so happy omo

After many days of talking, chatting on phone , we finally meet we where both very happy to see each other, omo the girl package exactly how she is on her fb pictures,

Later that very day we started making out to have sex , romance her give her head , finger bleeped her ,she came like 3 times, when she could not take it anymore she ask me to Bleep her she was like I need you inside me,

Omo I was surprised oo my junior was just flaccid , she tried all her best to get it up from stroking it to giving me head , omo dick no gree stand oo ,


the look on her face was not good at all I can see she was disappointed, she could not leave because she has already told me that she will pass the night in my place

I was shocked because that kind thing never happen to me before , and I was so Hot oo , omo I rush get up go buy Vega100 , after taking vega100 for almost about 1 hour omo my Akpamu stand like never before

Omo I knack this babe more than 5 rounds before day break she was just moaning and disturbing my neighbors all through the night , omo some babes loud Sha,

After about 2 to 3 weeks sweetie nearly kill me (yeast infection) omo I dey scratch my yansh and gbola 247,I spent over 12k to treat my self ,

Omo na that day I know say women fit get infection for body without even knowing , when I called her that I just contacted STD and she's was the last person I had sex with , she was shocked and was begging me to forgive that she never knew she have such infection

Well I have to forgive her Sha because I really love this babe , and am sure she loves me too , just told her to treat infection, she's cool now ,

still bleeping her raw nothing like that happened again , she's still my current gf till date , I love that babe Sha

The smell of the vaginitis Infection she had was what made your dicckk flaccid, no thanks to the Viagra you bought.

As men, our body has a way of telling us there is danger ahead. Our dicck has a mind of its own.

Your love for her made you over look everything Sha.

And the infection is contracted from toilet mostly.

NairaLux:
I didn't know about that though, a friend designed it, but all I know is that it's not a WordPress site

OK

NairaLux:
No sir, it's an html website

No framework at all?
Just a pure CSS, Html and Javascript?

NairaLux:

I like your blog, did you develop it with WordPress?

moneylords:
I wonder o, the referee was too harsh with that decision

It wasn't a straight red, he had the first yellow card.

sotall:
Very very unlikely.
But never say never if you exchange much volume of saliva

LOL.. Was really scared when I babe(who's not my girlfriend) was furiously begging me to deep kiss her.

Even though I was using condom, I smelt something fishy with her request...

I really got scared, had to check my mouth if she actually bit me somehow, I was told if someone with the decease kisses and bites your lips, you will get infected.

Mthumbie:
Interesting!! What we need is Malaria vaccine

I wonder why it's too hard to be made. I mean, we are in year 2022 in 21st century for goodness sake. Malaria Vaccine should have been made by now.

If Covid 19 which came out few years ago could get Vaccine, how much malaria that has been with us for ages?

I always believe it's a human factor thing, ie... Someone is cashing out big yearly by producing malaria drugs, so a vaccine will be a bad market.

sotall:


Oga Oral Quick is 70% confirmation.

Go and do blood test and let them use fourth generation and above test kit for the test so you are 99.99% sure you are negative.

Does the Oral means, I can get infected with hiv by someone who has it if we deep kiss?

buygala:
She tried sha...

In situations like these, it's better to seek external organ donors..Even if it's a paid donation.

They still have young kids.. And now both of them are on a tight health rope walking around with single kidneys ....

Not a very wise decision in my opinion.. . The death of one parent, however sad it might be, is better than the death of both...

Idris for carry him cross jejely and leave Yetunde to be there for their kids... That's if he couldn't get an external donor.

This comment is so inhumane I shrieked.

What about the Shephard who left 99 of his sheep just to look a missing 1?

Who told you they can't live a normal life after the transplant?

Are people not living with 1 eye, 1 leg, 1 arm? Etc...?

Where is the love, knowing you could save your spouse but refuse to because you are scared you will die too?

Just pray never to be in a situation where the person who claim they live you will leave you in pain when they have the capability to help.

LikeAking:
Una don come.

Using tech to cash out.

LOL... Now that getting a good job in Tech in Nigeria is hard. Even when you try to work remotely, foreign companies will reject you because of your nationality.

If na for US, someone who knows as little as html and CSS, will be cashing out weekly.

I've lost a job cause I couldn't convince the employer that I'll be able to have steady electricity for straight 3 months in Nigeria, they hate you having to tell them you couldn't deliver on time because of electricity.

I'm saving for a good solar and inverter. All that will cost me close to a million naira plus.

The good news is, when you get the right job in tech, and you are good; the pay for a year will cover for all your stress searching for 5 years.

Sweetplum:
Too many children roaming Nairaland typing what they imagined after their brain graduated from cartoon network.

Salvaged!! Lol

Sweetplum:
You wrote lies. A very senseless lie.
Go and train on how to lie.

Wanted to say same thing, no professional doctor will give out his patents like that.


In fact, a doctor will send the husband of a wife his treating out of the room. Not to talk of Ordinary son who's not a specialist.

Big lie!

KingAzubuike:
The fact that those greedy lecturers will still get paid for all the months owed when they resume nahim dey pain me pass.

How? Someone fighting for a better academic curriculum in a sane environment for a better education of the masses, you are calling greedy?

I would have shown you my lecture hall 2015, I bet you won't believe that's the kind of place students stay and are expected to come out with 1st class.

Try watch foreign movies and see class rooms.

Why do you think this politicians send their wards abroad for education.

I have an uncle, a retired professor, none of his children schooled in Nigeria, in fact none is a Nigerian, he gave birth to them abroad.

Now they are all doing fine. It's not that his children are better than us ooo. But they all had a better foundation.

There is so much to be done in our educational system. ASUU strike is just a start.

I keep telling people, when trying to find out the attitude of the person about to date or dating, try as much as possible to find out if he or she is a homosexual!

So many people in naija wondering what's wrong with there relationships not knowing they are dating a gay.

It's very hard to find out but just have it in mind that every woman has a tendency of lesbianism. It's a 50/50 thing.

We are in a society where such at is crime, so many people will tend to hide this part of their lives. Of course, how do you want a naija woman who's ripe for marriage tell you she doesn't want a man because she's a lesbian? It will never happen, rather she'll marry the man and cheat on him with her lesbian partner. And the story above will be the result.

I rest my case.

Yakson09:
Fake news!!! They are not LandCruisers and they are more than 10.

So you really believe 1.4b naira will buy only 10 cruisers?

Even if each is sold 100 million naira (which I doubt) , it will still be 14 cruises

toneroforever:
It seems we are all under a spell. We r scared of PMB like a primary 1 pupil would be in the presence of his teacher. Worst part is that he makes no effort to try. Dude is so isolated & disconnected from the rest of us.
To him, governance is all about speech reading,access to government finances & vacation/tourism. Any other thing no concern am.

It's really heartbreaking, and they always have a way of defending whatever he does regardless.
It hurt everyday I wakeup knowing I'm a Nigerian.

siofra:
If you don't know what vabbing is, it is when a girl applies her vaginal fluid on her skin to attract mates.

So there's this guy at my workplace. I used to think he's gay or a redpiller because he rarely talks to any girl and likes behaving like he's too handsome or too special

Anyway yesterday I saw an article about vabbing again and decided to try it on this guy out of curiosity. After bathing I waited for about twenty minutes, I did not rub cream, then I used a tissue to take some fluid from my vagina and dabbed it on my wrists and at the back of my ears before going to work.

At work, he greeted me and asked me how to prepare some reagents he stood very close to me while asking these questions. I answered as best as I could wondering if the vabbing would work.

All of a sudden he started gisting me about his master's program and how it's going. This is someone who rarely talks to me. I was genuinely surprised.

At the end of the day, before we left, he asked for my number. This evening he just asked me through WhatsApp to be his girlfriend and he was texting about how he's been wanting to ask me out but didn't want to disturb me blah blah blah!!!!! of course I rejected him I don't like him like that, I just wanted to know if vabbing works.


AND IT WORKS!!!!!!

Girls you should try it out!

Many men here might think it's disgusting but it isn't or is your vagina disgusting Of course not!!!
So try it on the guy you like and it will work.


I'm definitely trying this on a first date with a guy I really really really like

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Disgusting

It baffles me really, like how? Why that costly SUV? First it was a rail way worth billions, now cars?

There is really something we are not being told.

The first I saw the news, I swear I thought it was fake just to make him look more nepotic.

Never in the history of Nigeria have we had it this bad.

When you show hateful emotions now, people will judge you for being hateful towards him, but is this act by Buhari not also a "hate" for Nigeria in another form?

Imagine the audacity! With what we are going through in the country.

Well, I pray Nigeria is my hell for whatever sin I comited in my past life, cause I ain't going another hell after this. I promise you that.

Unzerious:
Michael Jackson ke! This one na Mobolaji Johnson

So this made front page?

Zionmdde:
Sharrap
He was the first to throw the insult, he deserves what he got
Obidients are this obidients are that but it's Tinubu's agberos that are first to throw the insults

Don't mind the idiot, as if he didn't read what the man wrote, ask him if his father was spoken about the way the man spoke about Obi, will he be able to act civilized?

Veggieseedies:
I have never processed garri before. How lucrative is it?

I have about 3hectres of cassava farm from last year's June/July.

I have been selling raw cassava but since tinubu asked people to be eating raw cassava, he killed the business . So I want to switch

That's how we sell. Every Monday/Friday

Using this medium for adverts also

Wow...

I really dont know how lucrative it is on all part of the country but believe me, at this critical time in our country, garri is selling more than anything now, I promise you.

It's jus to get the machines and I hall where you will install it.

If you have the money for the machines you can go ahead and look up on it online.

I guarantee you'll make more money than you are doing now buy selling unprocessed one.

dopedan:
If a graduate like me apply for this kind job have i failed my country? My family? Or my unborn kids?

Why? Because a graduate like you don't eat garri abi?

This why the westerners will always be ahead of us. That cornflakes you eat, golden morn or whatever are all being processed and packaged, then shipped to us for thousands of naira. No wonder naira is loosing value by the day.

See... I wish naija is good for business, na to find money buy equipment begin process and package garri.

This is what Obi is hammarring on, we need to stop consuming and start producing. There is nothing we produce in this country, the little we try to do is very limited and neglected by the citizens.

Your comments dey shame me bro.

WibusJaga:


These ones are no longer Chibok Girls but Chibok Women.
But na waah for our security agencies. Can't even make any sense out of these phoney rescues after so many years.

Yeah, they could track Nnamdi kanu, and extra rendition him back to Naija but couldn't find Chibok girls for almost 10 years.

Buy the way, whatever happened to that girl, what's her name again, Lie Sharibu abi wetin self?

Was she later released or we have just forgotten her and moved on as normal?