₦airaland Forum

rtdCivilservant:
Am I the only person with a different opinion? Nigeria has really descended into a level that can only be comparable to hell. Where is our humanity? See people rejoicing that somebody was gunned down cos of election, why couldn't those soldiers shoot the culprit any other place (like his legs) that will not result to his death? In sane countries, those soldiers are supposed to be arrested, but here in Nigeria (Hell) they are being celebrated. If only we know how sacred a soul is.

Yeah, same way the soul of those that will suffer bad leadership will die after he renders their vote void.

Death to all APC thugs!

Iamuk:
Lol
When she was trying to play smart with me she never get belle.we been talking like 2years.
We always off and on cus of her stupid attitude.so lately I saw her post about this naira stress stuff how she went to the bank and was so tired cus she is double.lol.
Very criminal minded bitch.
Double kii u dia ode.. and them plenty dai for here.the other one from here sef dey always come my house pack my polo and boxers come go nysc go get belle block me everywhere I no mind. Come later dey call say make I send money for her and pikin to take chop. Hunger kii u dia.
Bitch add bitches. Ma mumu dem like.
Ogun kii all of una.

What baffles me is after the bragging, they end up not making money but rather pregnant.

Parachoko:
The polling unit will be cancelled

Exactly the plan, to disenfranchise Obi.

Egoat:
Link is fake.

Yeah, but the news is true, saw it on whatsapp. I'm really trying to post videos here.

owobokiri:
I will like Tinubu to win..
We will show him how hot a people can make an administration be for a drug dealer..
No one is afraid of seeing him win..
He will be the one begging to run away from Aso Rock

You sound like you are not a Nigerian.

How do you intend to hurt a man with absolute power? He will use all the country resources to make himself and crunies secure and conformable. Kpakpakpa he will go on a vacation while we languish with insecurities, hunger and death. Make him no win abeg.

#ObiDatti

Are you the person on your monika?

Florence2021:
I am just always bored.

When I feel like talking then I will start talking too much.

I am just bored... Living all alone.

You really need to get a job.

ojehmario1969:
Oga u sef rest. No be everything u go shook mouth.
The op dey correct first bank na thief. E own even dey better. Me wen dem dey debit twice at times. First and zenith bank na thief

This was exactly why I left the useless bank.

Kuda also started stamp duty deduction, I switched to Opay, and I love everything about Opay. Super fast transaction and always reliable.

ceasarpoetic:
U are not supposed to pay ur wife for sex... If this case spread there will be problem. Just persuade her gentle, u can let her with small gift in kind gesture like I will assist u to do something. The moment u start paying, u have turned her into a prostitute and that marriage will not survive the test of time. She must surely leave u to another bidder.

I really get irritated when people come online and talk about how you can entice your wife with gift and good gestures just so she could give you sex, sex ooo... A package you've paid for.

1st Corinthians 7, is a must read for any prospective couple. Your body is no longer yours but for your spouse, you no longer have right over it once you are married. And there is nothing like rape in marriage, never!

This kind of news are the reason many single men don't bother about marriage, especially when they have the money. I mean, what's there to marry if you can as well get similar or even better sex being single.

I've met different guys who told me the reason for them getting married is to avoid fornication, since it's one of the biggest sin in an adult life. So I have to also go through stress getting the stuff I so much about needed to stay out of fornication?

No woman I know who loves you will use sex a bargaining chip or torture. It's evil, it's wicked and not Godly.

tuoyoojo:
All this alterations would have been solved if both of them sat down and asked themselves

Why am I in a relationship with you

Am I there to get only orgasms

Am I here for the financial benefits

Is your coming into my life going to improve me mentally , emotionally and otherwise

Are you going to be instrumental to my rise in life

Knowing what each person expects would solve many problems

So that people would not be using love to hide their true intentions

In as much as like and respect your opinions, I still beg to differ. Reason because, human lives are dynamic. Financial status changes, same with beauty and attraction... If am to be providing, I'm doing so because she's beautiful and not to lose her right? So what happens when her beautiful fades. So what happens when I no longer have enough money to take care of her?

No relationship stands for long if we have to state out our need, wants and expectations. It automatically means, if there were to be a change in the status quo, then the "contract" is bridged.

I believe there is a reason why marriage is for better or worse vow. Courtship is to investigate the possibilities of marriage.
Peace.

VeryWickedSimp:
I can sue the employer on his behalf. Was a non-masturbation clause inserted into his offer letter?

I think it was him doing it the kitchen that got him sacked. Just imagine you urinated in the kitchen. How disgusting does that sound or look.

If her mastubated in the privacy of the rest room where he goes to urinate or poo, I don't think this would have been an issue, as there will not be a CCTV in the rest room.

Peritome:
Not true.. On the keyboard, if you've mastered the keys, P & S are nowhere close.

Anyways, she's got a smart lawyer.

Autocorrect suggest the words you recently used or often use. If you hit the enter key, it will automatically choose it.

My point is, she makes use of *pussy* more than *Pupsy*.

It can be defended🤷‍♂️

LogicallySXT:
This one serious oo, even programming con join.

I dey wait for some people in this country to com ban dis one too.

I use ChatGpt as a developer occasionally. I can tell you categorically, no matter how people tend to say it will take over programmers job, I still stand to differ.

It's one thing to ask the AI question, it's another thing to copy the code and paste correctly on your IDE while you debug.
If you are not a good programmer, you can't even use the IA for programming questions.

Though, the developers of the App are demigods. 😎

Abfinest007:
Mind ur business unless you want to blackmail her with d video so she will summit

Blackmail you say?

How?

Someone that went on camera to be recorded and posted on the internet fears no blackmail, she knew what she was doing for goodness sake. She will just laugh at whoever tries to blackmail her with it. 😏

SyrusdeHansome:
I bliv we've one way or the other been in a position where we naturally developed feelings 4 the ones who were never attracted to us, so i want us to share why it's always like that. Why do we frequently despise those who truly love us nd love those who despise us?

From my experience, only women are attracted to those who really don't give a hoot.

I thought they said only 2 hundred naira denomination will be dispensed by our ATM.

Why am I seeing 1k note here?

ubunja:
all threads permanently suspended on NL.

So where do we get it henceforth?

Sheistoopretty:
It will take like 30 more years to come before that will happen, now my question is;

Will u and ur family be alive to witness that day? I guess not

Bye old man

Oohh, at the bolded, sorry, now I understand why you sounded like a child with no experience yet on your first comment.


Don't worry about me being alive, I've witness much already in my life time, nothing new but what I've already predicted will happen, just like I stated on my previous comment.

Have a lovely day. ♥️

Sheistoopretty:
The pitiful part of all dis is that the foolish OP might be a mighty simp in reality o but coming online to claim rubbish

See, men will forever be under women no matter how hard u Us*less Nigerian men try to preach it finish ur babbling, ur fellow us*less Nigerian men here will still go ahead to simp for whatever u call it for we women

God made it that way, so stop wasting ur time old man

Screenshot your comment for future reminder. When those eggs in you start to finish, when wrinkles and mustache start showing in your face as heavy make up won't cover it anymore, when those ones you snubbed move on to a younger version of you.

Then I'll be there, waiting... smiling...

Then I'll remind you this post. don't worry, I know you outside Nairaland. I will definitely shock you.

Goodlady:
I m so happy to read a out how your suffered.
May you suffer more if you ever visit asewo again. Get legitimate money, marry responsibly and enjoy sex that ll tire you.

Story 😏

Bmaster:
I like the whole suggestions and opinions so far,but that's not the main reason (s).
Men should stop masturbation from Today,it takes absolutely 21 days for a man to rebuild himself after a single ejaculation.

Men,listen and listen attentively,if you want to last long here on mother earth,reduce the amount of sex or sex related stuffs like masturbation you give consent to in a month,
God bless every man out there🙏🙏🙏💪💪

This is like saying, a tree should stop letting it ripe fruit fall or shedding it leaf, because it takes almost a year to regenerate.

🤣🤣🤣

oyin44:


Every nigerian loves tinubu

Lol... Speak for yourself and families abeg.

Kiddogarcia:
Sadly the business that brought in 700k has no future in it

It's a case of "no mentors but many millionaires, because the foundation of the money has too much irregularities in it."


Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho

Now I understand how you got it.

Transactional government.

It's exactly why we are still in this mess. GodfobidBatin.

Timagex:
The generator finally came on and the brightness was restored. Everything was exactly the way it was. All what I thought I saw must have been figments of my imagination. My enemy finally came back to open the door and found me drenched in sweat and fear beside the door. He was surprised and asked how I was locked inside, but, my mouth was too dry to speak. He later explained that, they did not want some people to have access to the their father, hence, the abrupt locking of the door. I was so angry and scared to the extent that, I almost rejected my packaged jollof rice. But, you know burial jollof is the “GOAT” and I couldn't let it pass me by. I was extremely careful and vigilant till I concluded the burial job. The experience still sends me shivers till this day. The end.


　　Professionals in the house, share your experiences while offering your services at burials. Make it interesting.

Everything you just narrated reminded me of a movie called The Autopsy Of Jane Doe try and see it. Very interesting and extremely scary when watched alone at night with ear piece.

yarimo:
OBI is just a criminal and leader of UNKNOWN GUN MEN that is all

Shut up.

[quote author= post=120158794]We are talking about Nigeria President here, Not Traders Union President.

Kwakwanso, Kuku kee am .

When one looting party breaks up into 3 mushroom parties.

It all makes it better for JAGABAN, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Our incoming President by God's Grace.

Peter Obi Traders Union incoming president right now......[/quote]You mean the microphone taster?

Everbryte:
On the flip side, if she ask for your nude, will you send?
Will you make everything easy because you love her?

If you eventually send your nude image, is that a confirmation that you dearly love her? Do you expect that that will make her value you more?

Mcheeew!

There is this guy that I came across, and I liked him, along the line he requested that I send him my nudes. What! that came as a shock cos I couldn't imagine that sort of request, haven't heard it before - that is quite some years back, again, I met him through someone in church.
That was a big turn off for me, and himself wasn't forthcoming after that.
We were both in Lagos, not long distance

I wasn't judgemental but i just replied that, that is not part of it, which also appeared to be a turn-off for him.
It was just a few calls and messages and things came to a halt. I came to understand another perspective of responsible looking people

I've met girls like you. They do worse than just sending nudes. Very pretentious, masking your clandestine activities with God and church. It's your type that brings another man's child in your marriage while making the husband believe they are his, I pity gullible men who feel the physical moral appearance you portray makes you an exception. Lol... A lot of guys these days now see through those shenanigans.

The fact you don't send nude or engage in online sexscapades does not mean you'll be a better wife than those who do.

Deal with it!

We know your type.

jeromestarks:
Nobody is castigating anyone. If she finds the rich guy (as in wealthy guy), she should date him na.

The problem is that when the beauty of these girls who want rich guys can not get them the "rich" guys, they will settle for the poor guys and be behaving as if the did the poor guys a favor.

It's wrong!
Your beauty failed you in getting what you want and you had no choice but to accept the poor guy and you're expecting him to treat you like you're his world? Something that even the rich guys you dreamed about can't do for you (cus rich guys always want more women as many women give them green lights - no be only you like money o).

I once asked a girl out and she asked me " how much do you have in your account?"
I told her and she shook her head and said "sorry, I can't date you."
I respected her for saying what she wanted straight to my face. No dulling. No pretence.
So I said no big deal and moved on.

After about 2 years when her beauty has faded, she chatted me up and later asked if I'm single. I said yes and soon we started fvcking. I broke up with her over irrelevant issue and she ask why I treated her like that.
And I said " I can not date you anymore because I want a more beautiful and younger woman."

Nobody is saying you should not want a rich man. Want a rich man. When a poor man comes to you, chase him away. You have the right to do that. It's your body.
BUT

When you couldn't get the rich man and you had no choice but to settle for a poor man, DO NOT ACT AS IF YOU DID HIM A FAVOR. In fact, he is doing you favor buy rescuing you from shame.

So much sense in one post.

May your days be long.