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Na play oooo. But move ur stories to d jokes section. Anxiety can kill. First boko haram has 5 shekau clones/lookalikes and our soldiers killed d fake one. Nw Tiwa garbage dosen't want a baby. quote author=FNNEWS post=26907806]Reliable reports reaching FNN states that Mavin’s Diva Tiwa Savage and her former Manager TeeBillz might have had so many issues of contention in their marriage...click below to see full report

http:///2014/10/tiwa-savage-refuses-baby-teebillz-breaks-silence/[/quote]

Wait. I just tot of sth


Who is maheeda. Probably the nigerian Kim k

































Na my papa land be ds

they should bring deir so called Bentley to lambe road/denro. (all village roads in nigeria) during rainy season

By dhardline




I know when i was young i basically had no idea how babies were born as no one bothered to tell me as not to currupt my innocense.just this morning my mum came home with my brothers wife from the hospital with her new born baby and my lil nephew staying with us was like 'Grandma,did you buy a new baby?'....i laughed my belle out.
So how did you think babies came about when you were little?

Kesterkendra:
very cheap ni..man dats my schoolfees 4 5yrx

oga. Check d meaning of sarcasm.


No original model of a fone is worth up to dat. Xcept BlackBerry porshe

It's nt unilag. Its society. A model that takes lyk 70 pix everymonth (thats all she/he will ever do)for a living will earn a lot more than an engineer who works for 14 hours a day and never sees his family

Beazy:
Sometimes you can’t blame ladies who are crazy about material stuffs, and that is because our society is not encouraging hard work. Study hard, you get handshake. Spend time to look sexy, you get big regards. Smh!
The Miss Unilag 2014 Winner was Awarded Handsomely with a Brand New Car last week, How Come the Most Brilliant Debater get a Laptop?

Oga. Park well

You had a bad experience. So what


You tried to jailbreak ur ipad nd itdint work out. So don't judge d ntire apple. Ahnahn. Did u have to spoil(jailbreak) the ipad. It wasn't made to be jailbroken. If u want to buy apps use ur master or visa card. Or if u kno sm1 cumn from uk/us. Pay dem to get u an applestore/itunes giftcard. Den load it lyk credit. Or u order d card online


On d other hand I think ot is d 10gb wasted that is doin u. If u had Wifi u wouldn't even complain at all.

bossmini84:
So so I bought my ipad thinking apple is was the best. Now I registered my device only to discover I could not buy apps in naira only in $$ which u have to have a credit card. Ok I was using the free apps. Of course I got bored and needed real apps. So I set out to jailbreak my device ios 7 by the way I searched the internet backed up my device and ran the jailbreak tool it was not successful so my device was bricked. Tried restoring my device itunes said I must download the update I did. I restored my ipad but I had wasted over 10gb of data. My ipad was realy locked down so. I tried jail breaking again this time successful so I was installing repos whateva that means I was installing app sync 7.0 wen the ipad froze again. Now it won't come up and I have to reStore the device which would take me to ios 8 and I heard ios 8 can not be jailbroken yet unless I downgrade to ios 7. Well let the thing start gathering dust cos I know I would use like 12gb to get it back. Apple is useless.

ayawori:
I'm nt going religious with dis but let's look at it logically, a lot of Muslim pple have a bible to read for different reasons, at least I knw a lot, while it is rare for u to see a Christian reading a Qur'an, cuz even if he wants to, he can't read nor understand d language.This is to say dat Muslims are part of the number of people who have purchased a bible at one point in time

Why are u telling us ds? To defend ur religion?? Because the bible is read more than the quran(u went religious by urself)

philtrum:
mehn I score 3/10 I no sabi at all

The Bible
Da Vinci Code
Think and grow rich

. They should multiply every copy sold to any nigerian by 10 before adding when doing this


Because our books last generations and will spread to aunty wa neighbor wa and it will go round our workdplace

An iq is just a number. Dosen't make u smarter or more intelligent. It dosemt make u superior or anytn. But if u still care


Try lumosity.com

oluwadanie1:
SOURCE: http://acadablog.com/4-sure-ways-to-improve-your-iq/

Your IQ, which stands for Intelligence Quotient, is a scientific assessment of your intelligence derived from standardized tests that measure problem solving abilities, spatial imagery, memory, general knowledge, and other factors. While there are limits based on native intelligence levels, recent studies have shown that it’s possible to increase your intelligence. We’ll show you some ways to make this happen.

1)Take risks with your brain.
Have you become a Scrabble master, able toss out 40-point words even when your rack looks like EEIOAUC? Fine, congratulations. Now go become a Sudoku master. When you reach that goal, move on. Become a Go master, or chess expert.

Once you become good at a particular skill, your brain stops working as hard. It doesn’t expend the resources, or trigger that dopamine rush that helps make you smarter. Feel free to continue to wallop the competition in Scrabble, but keep finding new “brain games” to explore.

2)Play logic/strategy games.
In 2008, scientists Susanne Jaeggi and Martin Buschkuehl devised a method that would increase “fluid intelligence”—the ability to draw connections between things, solve problems, and adapt to new situations. By having test subjects pay attention to two different streams of information, they found they exhibited a significant gain in reasoning abilities.

3)Play video games.
Games can be a great way to stimulate the brain. Try to play a game that is out of your usual range of choices. It will help you think differently. Especially look for games that provide you with problems to solve or force you to think quickly.

Scientific studies have shown that playing the popular game Tetris leads to more efficient brain activity; as players become more proficient at the game, their brains show a reduced consumption of glucose (the body’s main fuel).[2] The conclusions of this study point out that glucose consumption is reduced when learning has taken place. This would be expected as when a person becomes more proficient in any activity, the effort required decreases.

When playing first person shooter games, try to get into the atmosphere, look at details, think every move as if it were real. This way you don’t mindlessly finish the game, and you stimulate the brain to think more than just using reflexive actions.

4)Work on challenging your brain in new ways.
Try cryptology, for example. This is when a message is written in codes and you try to figure it out. It’s challenging for some, but after a while may even become enjoyable. All logic puzzles are great.

Do logic and lateral thinking puzzles. These help you explore new areas, and solve problems in different ways.

Practice crosswords and sudoku. These activities stimulate your mind and thought processes. People may not normally consider word searches t even know thought-provoking, but if practiced in addition to other mind games, they could prove to be easy and stimulating.

Btw do you know you even know your IQ? If yes, then tell us.

Lovely articles: http://acadablog.com/category/articles/

Olamide was on Wazobia FM recently with OAP Yaw and he Confirmed his Album with Phyno title 2 Kings to be released in 2015


Vid. http://live2.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Exclusive-Olamide-Phyno-To-Drop-Duo-Album-titled-2kings-.mp4?31be3b

ceejayluv:
That's where contact tracing comes in... Which they have done.

ok pls tell me how this tracing works without missing one person

Mickey7:
nah that's second sch trash

a guy stole my friends laptop because he refused to gv him mtn credit.
Till today he is denying it lyk a pregnancy


Ps they found the laptopcharger in his bag

Mickey7:
lolz na by force?

they will steal all ur tns

Ignore the borrower first nd watch how ur closet becomes empty the next morning

Mickey7:
You find these characters in a typical nigerian hostel!

1:The pastor:

Don't think about having a quiet night!he prays(kabashes) all through the night.To him,everyone else is a sinner.he needs the bulb to read the bible at that hour when you(who love to sleep with the lights out)want to sleep.

2:The nerd:

he has no dress sense.always reads,hardly stays in the room.where you find him is at the school library.he has no time for anything else.


The tracker/critic;
He follows your every movement.What you eat,what you wear,where you go...he's always like"You take garri too much","you eat too much",when you take noodles,cereals etc,"you eat women's food".nothing except everything he does is right.

The "borrower";
he borrows everything down to your boxer short. "give me that your salt","borrow me maggi","borrow me milk","give me rice"

The beggar and copycat;
You cook/eat shit he wants to cook and eat shit.he wants to dress like you,buy the foodstuff you buy.he brings his plate each time you're done cooking.you never eat his meal but he always wants to eat yours.he just finishes cooking but the little you want to eat catches his attention more! like a spoilt brat


The "funny" guy;
Makes a joke of everything in the name of being funny.uses your life style to tell jokes for the entertainment of everyone else in the room.he doesn't know where to draw the line!


The dirty one:
Never washes his dishes and never does the laundry,his locker is all rat droPpings,very dirty...everything about him just irritates you dust

The cool guy:
laughs with everyone,doesn't beg from you,he isn't nerdy,churchy...he is respectful and commands respect.even though you may want to take advantage of his "coolness" .he understands everyone.

Phew! It's tough living in the hostel.you need to learn to say No and be firm when necessary. be the "Yes,yes" guy and they will walk all over you.make people respect you.I'm not saying you should change your person,but strive to be the cool guy!
Add yours

flawless911:
Tomiobj, hwfa na.. U never root ya bb yet make u qik install Xposed?

Kikikiki

@ least. BlackBerry is more safe nd confidential. Nd I don't tnk u cn ever hear sm1 say 'my BlackBerry has a virus'. But androids have viruses. Den it starts to hang

flawless911:
Install the framework, i want to see green numbers under that "active".. Oya mumu ursef

. I need to root my device to do ds

flawless911:
Pls load Xposed Installer on ur blackberry


All android apps my foot.. Mtchew

seeing is believing

Choir. There is non holy as the lord,there is none beside thee..................................all things are for thy pleyorrrr.

Dozed off. Lst 30 mins. Was on nl

farano:
Here's mine. Towards the end of the service, the man of God said 20 ladies should come out and receive special blessing. Mehn come see race for inside church . We were more than 100 that came out o. Then after the prayer, he told some ladies to go back to their seats and selected few of us. I started wondering, "what's this man up to"?

Sharply, He brought out books written by him and CDs produced by him and told us to go round the church and sell them You can't say no now after receiving blessing from him . We did just what he said. Chai! I almost stumbled in the church today...Which kind new style be this one?

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Pics orrrrrr..........

Emmysteve:
A teacher, Mrs. Ayoade Opeogun, who renovated her classroom at Methodist Nursery and Primary school, Abeokuta, Ogun State, speaks with MOTUNRAYO JOEL about what motivated her action

Please introduce yourself.

My name is Ayoade Opeogun and I have five children. I was trained as a nursery and primary
school teacher at Olabisi Onabanjo University; I graduated in 2003. I teach Nursery Two pupils at
Methodist Nursery and Primary School.

When did you join your current school?

I was transferred to the school in 2011. I was previously at St. Johnson Primary School, Kuto,
Abeokuta in Ogun State.

How many pupils do you have in your class?
I have about 36 pupils.

When you were transferred to the school, what were the things you noticed?

When I joined the school, I noticed that it was not conducive to learning. The buildings were
dilapidated; the floor in the classrooms had potholes, even the classroom’s ceiling was off. It
wasn’t a classroom to teach children. I complained to the school management that I couldn’t
teach in such an environment and they said I should do whatever I felt had to do. That was when
I decided to renovate the classroom.

What did you do?

I got a bricklayer to re-plaster the floor, then I fixed the ceiling and roof. I repainted the walls
inside and outside and I decorated them with educational nursery images and symbols. I also
equipped the classroom with teaching and learning aids such as television, DVD and picture
chats. I also brought in a standing fan and window blind.

There was no electricity in the class; so I went to the Power Holding Company of Nigeria and
pleaded with the workers there to install electricity in the class which they did. I did other minor
things in the classroom. At the end of the day, I spent about N400, 000.

Did the school management make a complaint about the state of the school to the government?

They did complain, but I believe the state government is doing its best to renovate all public
schools. But if a teacher is teaching in a classroom that isn’t conducive, the teacher should do
what is necessary, even if it means spending his or her money. If we have to wait till the
government is ready to renovate our classrooms, pupils will be the ones to suffer.

What motivated you to spend so much?

My love for my pupils motivated me. I couldn’t stand seeing them learning in such an
environment. When I started renovating the class, I started little by little; I never thought I would
go that far. I spent 11 months salaries to renovate the classroom. Each month, after collecting
my salary, I would remove a certain amount to renovate the class. Later when I finished, I told
the State Universal Basic Education Board that I wanted to dedicate the class in memory of my
mother and they allowed me. My mother solely funded my education; I lost my father at a tender
age. If not because of her, I won’t be where I am today. The children are enjoying the classroom
now. They are so happy and eager to learn, I noticed that their grades improved greatly after the
renovation. They are so enthusiastic to learn.

How did the school react?

At first when I started, I got discouraged by teachers, they kept giving me reasons why I
shouldn’t renovate the class, but I stood my ground and followed my heart. I made up my mind
to do it. When it became a reality, they now realised the importance of all what I did. The school
authorities were happy about it. I wanted the classroom to be like the ones I see in private
schools. Even the pupils’ parents expressed happiness. People didn’t expect me to do what I did,
I was happy that I made a difference in the lives of the pupils.

How did the government react?

I don’t know. I’m not aware if SUBEB informed the government or not.

What else do you plan to do in your classroom?

I’m planning to buy a two and a half mattress, chairs and tables for the pupils. Now, we have
wooden benches in the classroom. I hope to have bought all these things before resumption.

Didn’t the money you spent drain your purse?

No, maybe because all my children except one are grown up thus I don’t have many
responsibilities.

Did you get help from any individual or corporate organisation?

No I didn’t. I didn’t even approach anyone. I did it all by myself with God by my side.
If you didn’t spend that money on your class, what would you have used it for?

Maybe I could have bought a new car or bought myself something expensive, but nothing beats
education. I’m happy to see my pupils happy. I kept wondering how I would leave a beautiful
home to teach in a dilapidated classroom. It was saddening, and moreover, I was a level 12
officer then, it would be a shame on my part to teach in such a classroom.

Do you regret your action?

No. Rather, I’m happy and full of joy.

What is your advice to the government?

When a governor comes into power, they make so many promises, but don’t keep half of them.
Governors should learn to keep their promises especially in the area of education. Also,
whenever, they give out a contract that has to do with education, they should follow it up, until it
becomes a reality.

What is your advice to teachers?

They should help the indigent, most of them are found in public schools. Teachers should try
and make a difference in their lives. One may think they won’t appreciate it, but it’s not true.

What is your view about teachers’ welfare?

Teachers need to be celebrated. A large percentage of teachers in the country are poorly paid,
and when there is no money, a teacher will not be motivated to teach. Governments across the
country should boost teachers’ welfare. Whether we like it or not, teachers play a major role in
the society; a lot of us won’t be where we are if not because of the teachers that taught us.
How did your husband feel about the expenses you incurred while renovating the classroom?
He was very supportive. He gave me the go-ahead.

Do you sometimes wish you were in a private school?

I do, however, I left the private sector for the public sector because they didn’t have pension at
that time.

If you were not a teacher, what would you have been?

Teaching is my passion, but if I weren’t a teacher, I would have been a nurse. I like taking care of
people.


We are proud of our mum —Opeogun’s children

Were you comfortable with her spending her salary on renovating a classroom?

Adeola: At the initial stage, I wasn’t comfortable with it. I felt unhappy, but after some time, I got
over it. I realised that I couldn’t stop her. She is the type of person that wants her impact to be
felt wherever she is.

Adebisi: I’m proud of what she did, if I had my way, I would do much more for those children.
Most pupils in public schools don’t have the opportunity of learning in a good classroom. She
brought the private school setting into her classroom.

Adefemi: I must say, not everyone can afford to send their children to private schools. All what
my mother did was to give her pupils an opportunity to see what a private school classroom
looks like. I’m proud of what she did; one rarely finds someone who can give out money to help
others.

How do you feel about what your mother did?

Adeola: When she first informed me about her plans, I felt happy and I felt it was necessary. My
mother is someone who likes to help people. She has a soft heart.

www.punchng.com/education/teacher-spends-n400000-on-classroom-for-pupils/

Ochillary:
when last did madrid beat barca And which match did u watch barca lose 8-0

8-0 8-2 6-0 6-1. They r all d same. D beatn u received from atletico in ucl. Nd d disgrace from bayern Munich 2 seasons ago. Can neva forget d look on messi's face

martineverest:
U re the one wrong here.window store is d 3rd lagest while amazon is next,where did u get 1m apps for chat?.av never seen or heard of any AOSP with more apps than amazon.so reconcile ur figure

. Snap is a google play client for bb10. Ports ALL google play apps to BlackBerry 10. So technically. It has more apps than the windows store

Thanks bruv

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BlackBaron:
Gosh!
Ignorance is not an excuse, go read up on ejector seats on jet fighters.

Of course, a helicopter doesn't have one...the blades are right over the pilot's head.

. The model that crashed dosen't have ejector seats. According to google. Nd even though. Urr telln me that the plane dosen't have a rader. And maneuverability. And duh. A radio to scream mayday,mayday

adeitoro:
If the church building cannot contain the whole worshippers and for the purpose of audability, there is nothing wrong with mounting speakers outside the church building.

The one that I don't get is why a church of few congregation that cannot fill their church hall will mount such a loud speaker to disturb the peace of neighbourhood (free church marketing). Imagine have 5 - 6 of such church within your hood?

#IbelongtoJesus

. Wish I culd get a pic for you. Its a church with ac. Everyone is inside. What they do is that they put two giant speakers on a tall wooden pole. Nd u cn hear d service loud nd clear for lyk 3000 meters

Raiders:
Op, why are you interfering with the work of God. The pastor in the church is helping to win souls for christ. You should encourage the church rather complaining on nairaland.

. That dosen't mean disturbing everyone from doing their daily activities therefore discouraging them.
You can't win soul for christ by forcing everyone to listen to your whole service making the whole thing irritating

yungEX:
God did not say don't allow pple sleep he said there's tym for err'tin includin sleep

5 different churches. Everyday of d week 2am-4am.thurs. 6pm to 9pm Sundays 5am-7am. 9am to 4pm.

martineverest:
It will not.amazon stores has less than 255k android apps while windows phone store has close to 400k apps.windows apps store increases with 500 apps per day.

. There is nothing that is true in ur post. Xcept that wondows store has more apps than amazon. Windows has 300k apps


And bb10 runs Apk. So there r oda appstore usable aside from amzon app store eg snap(google play client with over 1 mil apps). Or we can download our apps in apks from any website that has it. Same way we download our mp3s from anywhere.

I was just checking ma profile. Nd I saw this 'pic below'. I havent seen a difference. But is there anything that changes nw that I am banned.



I got banned in the thread that asks for a nigerian soldiers salary. Nd I posted 'the real question is how many years worth of salary are they being owed'. I know there is ntn wrong with that and I have no idea how to reach the mods. Any comment or addition is welcome

I don't care what you call me-devlish or whatever



But I have had a stressful week. And what I want is sleep. Now I get some sleep while sleepn. Sm stupid pastor starts singing with the speakers outside and the volume @ d max. Don't d idiots know how to turn down the volume. 5 streets away and we are listening to deir service. Should people in d community do something because I think this crap is outta hand.


What is ur view on this