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MadCow1:
200 dollars does not include tax o..

. Tax is 5%. 5% of 200 is 10. So u pay 210$. Still less than 35k

berem:
So America shouldn't also be on the list abi?

Foolish westerners!

check ur map. Nigeria is even located more to. The west compared to nigeria.

How can her abs be perfect when she dosentav

naijaspice:
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Superstar songstress, Jennifer Lopez flaunted her perfect abs as she left the gym.Instead of changing inside, she did that on the streets..LOOL nawa
well she is looking hot at 45 mehn !!!!.. see many more photos here>>>> http://www.naijaspice.net/2014/10/pic-oboyyy-jennifer-lopez-flaunts-her.html

Look. Below ur post. D pics r der

pretydiva:
Photos of him being a man or Idonbilivit

MadCow1:
35'k for beats headphones means you are buying China Beats..

. I dint know d price nd on beats website. The cheapest one was 200$. That's 32k. They r duping us innigeria

diceman1:
This is great. I drove in Lagos a while back and my horn wasn't working. For two weeks I drove without a horn and it taught me how to drive defensively and be patient. I hate unnecessary horning now. Truth be told, this can work and should be promoted/ encouraged by all.

. How will u drive without a horn. You could end up in an accident or damaging ur car

If they want to stop noise pollution. They should ban all churches/mosques from using microphones for a day. Research states that our sleep will be 1200% more efficient

LilNetty:
The Lagos State Government said it has set aside Wednesday, October 15, 2014 to be observed as a Horn Free Day.
The Commissioner for Transportation, Kayode Opeifa, made this known in his Alausa office on Friday.
The Commissioner said that the observance of the Horn Free Day is expected to reduce noise pollution from the use of the horn, improve road courtesy, improve lane discipline and draw motorists’attention to the importance of road discipline and mutual respect for other road users.
He said that Governor Fashola has challenged road users in Lagos State to observe a Horn Free Day, which is designed to complement the on-going efforts by the Lagos State Government in the provision and upgrading of traffic infrastructure across the State.
The activities lined up towards the Horn Free Day, would involve active engagement of radio and television stations in generating discussions challenging road users to observe a Horn Free Day.
It would also include endorsement by relevant stakeholders, as well as ember months campaign by the Vehicle Inspection Service to advocate, educate and enlighten road users on road safety.
The Law Enforcement Training Institute (LETI) would also be embarking on a community outreach programme which involves market and motor park engagements that will provide an avenue for discussion of the Horn Free Day and the engagement of Traffic Safety Ambassadors to partner with the Ministry of Transportation to support the successful observation of the Horn Free Day.
Opeifa urged all motorists, Lagosians and the general public to support the State Government by observing and adhering to the Horn Free Day exercise.
Source: www.m.dailytimes.com.ng/article/noise-pollution-lagos-observe-horn-free-day-october-15

Who wants to pay lyk 35k just for headset that has dbanjs name. Tcheww.

joshua8016:
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Apple/Beats By Dre just made the announcement! D'banj has signed a contract with Apple to be the African ambassador for the brand...and not just that, he'll get his own customized earphones, which will be launched in December. Congrats to D'banj. See more photos after the cut...

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Useless lie . Wizkid can famz. How come rihanni dint say working with an African musician wiz kid on her twitter or interview

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jamace:
Kai, you funny die o. LOL

I swear down. It is legal to be a witch in nigeria. A woman fell down from d sky as a bird nd admits she is a witch. The police let her go because witchcraft isn't in the nigerian constitution.

Ntorrrr. Next tym he will have sense. He is just luvky he ain't in nigeria

Nigeria is soo foolish nd they copied usa. Witchcraft isn't in d constitution. So it isn't illegal

SeaGold:
Dis women operate our airspace with their 'witch' craft yet the government keeps blind eye on this?

In advance country, they'd be shot down with anti-aircraft missiles for operating illegally but here the clueless government is brain-dead on its military intelligence and tactical engagements.

Spy drones with latest detective radar capability should be deployed in our airspace to monitor the unlicensed operations of witchcraft... Nigeria is losing lotta revenue from their activities.

How do we quantify it economically where Dangote pays a lot of taxes and revenue for his private jets to government and someone, somewhere jets off to wherever he/ she wants without the corresponding taxation.

Original pics. Nt d one of one foolish rented jet

GoNGRMilitary:
UPDATE: COUNTER INSURGENCY CAMPAIGN IN BORNO

Nigerian air force right now bombarding Wulgo village where Boko Haram's main base is located. Wulgo is on banks of Lake Chad near Fotokol.

~ @ChiefBisongEta1 a Cameroonian investigative journalist


UPDATE: Information reaching me suggests the F7N1 was deployed today



Additional Source: http://thestreetjournal.org/2014/10/nigeria-strikes-boko-haram-base-near-lake-chad%E2%80%8F/

Tcheew. She should go and sit down smwere. She is d queen of useless nigeria bloggers. Lyk she sed olamide impregnated his gf. Her news r fake jorr.

RedEboe:
1. There's a lawsuit waiting for her by Getty Images for using over 1000 pictures illegally. And Getty images doesn't joke with lawsuits.
2. Top Nigerian brands and sponsors may start avoiding Linda Ikeji or else they may be accused of funding and sponsoring plagiarism-they may also be found liable by future lawsuits.
3. They may not admit it but MANY Nigerian celebrities and real creative writers are happy with Linda Ikeji's plight.

Dey should give u pomothat is hard don't waste your tym. Use your hand. Or shaki. Inside pepper soup. Cut it with ur teeth. Nd make sure ur eyes r closed (if u lyk,open it) den watch as u splash hot pepper soup all over the people der

Famzer oshi. If He is a 419. I will show him I am a 420

tchidi:
One 419 guy called my friend and was asking 'Emmanuel, you don't know me? I'm your friend John from NYSC...'
Meanwhile, truecaller showed the name as Chima!
My friend replied 'Chima, I don't know you biko, go away! Onye oshi! '

Story for the gods. If they want to sag let dem sag. Ani is it ur ass or skin. This isn't florida that If u get caught sagging ull suffer8 months imprisonment or pay 500$.

adonbilivit:
the rate at which people sag these days is alarming. some how i blame our media for exposing us to videos of celebrities who sag their trousers. most of our youths look up to these celebrities and emulate what ever they do. we are trying to be like the lil Waynes and wizkids of these world forgetting that these guys sag for the money. though i am not justifying the act of celebrities sagging. if you must know one thing, these guys don't sag in reality.

anyway here are the top six reasons you should not sag

1. you can't walk comfortably: it makes you walk slowly and funny. i have noticed it makes people walk like there is a big pot in between their laps

2. you come across as irresponsible: as a result, nobody takes you seriously. people even hardly trusts you.

3. it hurts your skin: when you sag, you will often have bruises on your thighs especially when on jeans.

4. it makes people think you are gay: dont tell us you are not gay, prove it to us by pulling your trouser up.

5. it makes you constantly pulling your shirt down to cover your exposed pants/boxers. just pull up your trouser and save yourself the stress.

6. it brings you embarrassment: it is common to hear people tell you things like "your pants are exposed, pull your jean up bro". sometimes the need to run might arise, and if you dare run with your trouser sagging just be ready for a huge embarrassment because it is mostly likely to tear.

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Jj222:
Am outside now d moon is very full, i can see wit d moon. Let me off my light to save energy.

thank youu. Odas don't understand the post.


It's so bright. I cn play ball on d road nd see perfectly clear

publicenemy:
Fisher man of yesterday.








Hmmnnn...Nigeria money don finish.

. If he had more money. Ull say Hez stealing nigeria's money. Nw he is inferior in wealth. Ur complaining Hez nt d richest

Nobleval:
very bright.

it isn't nearly as bright as it was sm mins ago. It was practically day during night. You should see this again tomorrow

flinton:
Nurin over here

. Maybe. Its cloudy. Or the gases(variable gases) are blocking the light




Can you see the full moon 100% clearly??

Nobleval:

look outside ur window nd tell me aw bright it is

We heard news of the lunar eclipse. Nd most of us were excited or scared. Until we found out it won't be in nigeria. As we know. This eclipse required the sun and moon to be 180 degrees away from each other. And according to our primary school science the moon reflects the light of the sun and now that the sun and moon are 180 degrees away from each other(a straight line away from each other). The light the moon reflects is very high. And if you lock outside you will notice this night is particularly brighter than a normal full moon.


(how I wish cell phone cameras could capture the beauty of the sky)
Visibility is lyk 80%. How is this in your area. Because it is as if my whole area is under one massive street light ......reply now!!!!!!!!


P.s. If ur readn this during d day. U just missed a very rare phenomenon that isn't reported by anyone

This is the types of people you meet in season on nl

tosyne2much:
At every point in life, when people write exams these are the set of people u will meet in the exam hall, however it is left to you to know where you belong.

Let's get started

1. FIRST TO FINISH
I have come across some of them who have been maintaining this first to finish reputation. Even when an exam seems terribly difficult, they would still be the first to submit as if an extra mark is awarded. ( If they are Igbo and they take Yoruba Language exam, they would still maintain their reputation by submitting first ). I don't know if it is a general estimation in which such students are regarded as being brilliant

2. THE CONFUSED ONES
When invigilators say '' 5Mins To Go" you see discomfort and confusion printed on their faces as if they just lost a relative

3. PEN BORROWERS
The ones who ask, “ chairman abeg you get extra pen?” Coming to an exam without a pen when exam don almost start? Haaaa na wa oooo


4. EXTRA SHEET BOOKERS
These students ask for more answer booklets while you are still battling with number one, you see them signal to the invigilators requesting for extra sheets, isn't this challenging ? How on earth would they have genuinely finished one paper after 15 minutes. All other explanations are physically impossible.

5. THE ACCLAIMED HIGH SELF ESTEEM
The ones who don't know 1 out of 5 questions but don't want to ask because they don't want to feel beneath you, you see them looking at the ceiling as if they want to remember something but for where ?, they have nothing to remember jhor


6. THE SPELLERS
The ones who ask for a definition, while dictating to them, they ask you to take a pause and spell a particular word for them. '' Chairman abeg help me spell am''. Ooooh common this isn't a primary school

7. TOILET USERS
These students don't urinate more than twice a day but during an exam their bladders quickly get full. They take an excuse to the toilet by intervals. I wonder wetin them dey go do dia


8. THE HISSERS
These are student who start hissing or making awkward sound when invigilators say “No form of contact allowed” they would start looking as if their world has come crashing down

9. THE ONES WHO CREATE ILLUSION BY HOLDING THEIR PENS FIRMLY AS IF THEY ARE WRITING SOMETHING
These students create illusion by posing as if they are writing something but for where ?. They sit confidently and hold their pens firmly as if they want to write the whole world, they keep writing like a well prepared student, only to glance at their booklet and see they were only able to write a sentence.. Haha since morning ?

10. MASQUERADE CARRIERS
These are people who will succeed in using their expo even if battalion of soldiers are deployed to invigilate


Lemme drop my pen here

Feel free to add yours

Nmeri17:
Yea you're right but it pays off in the long run. she won't be receiving gratuity at 60 from modelling work. besides, such money is usually frittered away

. Adverts nko. Sponsorship nd endorsement deals guest starss.

Ehnnnnnn. Sun. In d night. End tym tnss . Better start committing suicide before its too late

zeemahn:
LAGOS—Sky watchers and observers of the lunar system will
notice an extremely rare cosmic sight on Wednesday, October
8, when a total lunar eclipse is expected to occur in different
parts of the World.
The total eclipse of the moon will result in a clash
simultaneous rising of the sun in what scientists have called
“selenelion,” a phenomenon that celestial geometry says
cannot happen.
During the lunar eclipse, the sun and moon will be exactly 180
degrees apart in the sky. In a perfect alignment like this
(called a “syzygy”), such an observation would seem
impossible.
The images of both the sun and moon are expected to be
lifted above the horizon by atmospheric refraction. This will
allow people on Earth to see the sun for several extra minutes
before it actually has risen and the moon for several extra
minutes after it has actually set.
As a consequence of this atmospheric trick, watchers in
different locations will have a chance to observe this unusual
sight firsthand, with the possibility of simultaneously seeing
the sun rising in the east while the eclipsed full moon is
setting in the west.

vincent561:
The fraternal kings!.

I love the duo!.

. Who dosen't?

ayawori:
I'm nt defending any religion cuz I never said anyone was superior to d other, wat I'm saying is dat d probability of a Muslim owning a bible is higher than Christian owning a Qur'an.

I neva said anytn bout superiority.

U had mynd that d quran will be in dat list but it isn't. Nw ur defence is to say about 60% of Muslims own a bible. Therefore makn it more popular

Pics orrr

arabbunkum:
Boko Haram fighters today killed at least 70 soldiers in a fierce battle between insurgents and Nigerian troops for control of the towns of Bazza and Vimtim in Adamawa State. Vimtim is thehometown of Nigeria’s Chief of Defense Staff, Alex Badeh. In the battle, which is ongoing at the time of this report, Nigerian troops have killed more than300 Islamist militants.

Nigerian soldiers A soldier who escaped from the fierce battle told SaharaReporters that the heavily armed Boko Haram militants used three helicopters to reinforce their ground attacks against Nigerian troops.The source said Nigerian soldiers fought gallantly and were able to stop the insurgents from capturing Vimtim. He added, however, that Nigerian troops had lost at least eight brand new Armored Personnel Carriers in the battle.

SaharaReporters is still seeking updates from Nigerian military sources in the battlefront.

In the past five weeks, Nigerian soldiers have maintained a consistent edge over Islamist insurgents operating in Nigeria’s northeast zone. The army has killed some high-level commanders as well as hundreds of their foot soldiers, captured numerous vehicles and tanks, and repelled a series of attempts by Boko Haram fighters to seize new territories.