₦airaland Forum

OXYGEN01: whiles a Ghanaian madman has every right to call u his brother.

. @ least I cn say he is mad. But ur case is special. Ur a smelling olodo. All ur sentences make no sense. Fucking cock sucker.

OXYGEN01: Foolish fool.so u r marking grammar nw...Hahaha so are u people serious at all?

. No I am not marking it. A nigerian beggar has every right to call you an olodo

bbello28: illiteracy is a disease

@bbello28. D illiterate fool still thinks his post is grammatically correct

OXYGEN01: Where boko haram ruins.Hahaha I wont even b an errand boy in that zoo.

. This are the places that Boko haram ruins bah?

homesteady: R. OKIGBAZI just won the bronze for Nigeria in Men's Discus throw!

. Oga. Sorry for derailing your thread

OXYGEN01: Foolishness is hereditary indeed.Your parents must have transferred it to u? So you think your useless country is that rich? Hahaha let Jonathan buy food n supply to the over 70 Hungary citizens in that zoo.MUMU.

http://answersafrica.com/richest-countries-in-africa.html. Ghana ranked no10. Nigeria no3. You can check anywhere for the richer country between nigeria and ghana.
Thanks for bringing my parents into this. You worthless swine. You can't even be accepted as a gateman in nigeria.

OXYGEN01: Mumugeria have 1000 times the problems of Ghana so oya start.

. Nigeria has more wealth and triple the GDP of Ghana. You know what, M tired of this I have to be matured for this now. There is no country in this world that dosen't have problems. And I know Nigeria and Ghana are both great countries
So no need for the beef

OXYGEN01: Mumugeria have 1000 times the problems of Ghana so oya start.

. @ least I know nigeria is worth 100 times more than Ghana. Jonathan can buy Ghana and give it to shekau as a BH 50 year anniversary present. Just hope ghanians have money to be able to afford a bus ride to lagos island/ogudu cattle ranch /yankari game reserves

bbello28: now those ghanaians cows must be typin with fury nd blunders as usual...I'm even tired of underscoring 'em

. Should have reported the case to a mod. But he referred to ALL nigerians

bbello28: lol.... Bro take it easy..... U ve gotta read his 1st comment... He started it

. Yes. I am well aware of that. But he should have reported the case to a mod. His first comment reffered to a few ghanians. Nw see d replie all nigerians/mumugerians. What a broad generalisation. He referring to evry nigerian

bbello28: wat serious ppl?... Lwkm... U re soo stupid.... Now u don win.... Get lost.... I wnt stoop too low 2 diss wif u again... nigeria is in anyway not a match with ghana... Horribly black apes

. We've started. I can even ask a ghanian to abuse your whole economy. Imagine the whole squad of a national football team travelling via economy class. And Northern Ghana is poor by every indicator of human development. The problems confronting the people of the north are multi-faceted as elucidated below.

First and foremost is the conflict situation in the North. Numerous chieftaincy and land disputes some of which have historical antecedents hamper development in the area. More often than not the youth are used to perpetuate violence in areas such as Bawku, Gushiegu, Yendi and others which often lead to destruction of lives and property running into several billions of cedis. In the words of Martin Luther King Jnr. in his “Letter from Birmingham Jail”, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. People of the north should not sit in Accra and Kumasi and allow their fellow brothers and sisters to die like fowls not through any false of theirs but the greediness of some unscrupulous people including some politicians. These conflicts have led to increase in poverty levels in the area and since a hungry man is an angry man; the conflicts seem to have no end. We can not sit in the cities and allow our future leaders in the north to wallow in poverty and in despair.
If you think nigeria is so shit. Visit lagos island or ogudu cattle ranch. Or I guess u can't afford to ride a bus to nigeria


Self degenerating swine. Tcheew. Awon Oloshi united

SantaMafia: are you a nigerian? if yes,.....pls is it true that nigerian men have protruding stomachs that make them look like heavily pregnant women? is it true that they look like inflated balloons? they are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. a big upper upper frame and almost invisible lower parts? is it also true that nigerians eat human meat? is it true that people get kidnapped in return for a ransom of coke and gala? is it true that 6-year-old girl in nigeria are eligible to marry under the law? is it true that there are baby factories in your country? i even heard people eat from the dustbin. is that true? and what about those who sleep under bridges? heard kidnapping is the second biggest source of employment in your country, after pr0stitution. abeg na true?

What you are just saying dosen't make sense to start attacking another individual in the name of 'nigeria'. And nigerian is a better country than Ghana. Anyhow they are both good countries sharing similar problems. So don't be a degenerating swine by downgrading nigeria. And also I will start listing ghanian problems if you reply me

homesteady: R. OKIGBAZI just won the bronze for Nigeria in Men's Discus throw!

. Wow. That man with one leg did what 90% of nairalanders can't do. Kudos

MRbrownJAY: bro, even if 10 more planes had crashed this month, it would still be LESS deaths than cars. there is about 1million people worldwide dying each year in car accidents, while death by plane is less than 1% of that amount. car accident is one of the LEADING cause of death in this world. there would have to be the equivalent of 9 jumbo jets crashes EVERY DAY, before you could compare the two. get your facts right.

. Divide the total number of deaths in the two by the total passengers and tell me the one that has less deaths on average

UjSizzle: "fragments, consider revising"
You lost me there. What's your point again?

Was a silly joke you said. What's good news about an American wanting to run for 'us'?
The joke an American wanting to run for U.S

MRbrownJAY: the important question IS: is there more death by planes than there is by car?

again, plane is the safest form of transport..... by far!

No. On average planes have had more deaths in the past month. Because the numbers of planes are more than the number of cars cubed

UjSizzle: What's good news about an American wanting to run for us?

. Look @ ur sentence and say what's wrong*modified* What's good news about an American wanting to run for 'us'?


*u.s

bambostic: http://makingofchampions.net/2014/07/28/another-american-robert-simmons-switches-allegiances-to-team-nigeria-commonwealth-games/

Watch out for the first ever appearance 25-year-old American Robert Simmons in Nigeria’s colours in the 400 metres at 11.46am – it is unlcear when and how Simmons switched allegiance to Team Nigeria, considering that he did not appear at the National Trials in Calabar in June, which should have served as the qualifiers for the Commonwealth Games. Omeiza Akerele finished 3rd at the trials but was part of Nigeria’s team at the World Junior Championships which just concluded in the US yesterday, so perhaps the decision was made for him to compete there instead!

For anyone arriving late to this party, there has been a lot of controversy surrounding Nigeria’s new American recruits, who largely dominated proceedings at the Nigerian Trials in June, particularly regarding their eligibility for the Green Passport of Nigeria, and whether they are good enough to win global medals for Nigeria. According to Simmons’ IAAF Profile, he has a PB of 45.19s set this season, which places him 18th amongst Commowealth Athletes this season, suggesting that though he is an improvement on Nigeria’s current quarter-milers who have struggled to break 46 seconds for some time now, he is unlikely to win a medal at these Games.

The question on his eligibility for the Nigerian passport is another one altogether. We will update you when we found out more about his switch!


Men’s 400m ROUND 1 TODAY

11.32am – Heat 2 - Salihu Isah (NGR No. 1, C’wealth No. 49) vs Wayde Van Niekerk (RSA, C’wealth No. 4)

11.39am – Heat 3 – Noah Akwu (NGR No. 2, outside C’wealth Top 50) vs Kirani James (GRN, Olympic Champion & C’wealth No. 1)

11.46am – Heat 4 – Robert Simmons (American – never competed for Nigeria previously! C’wealth No. 18)

nigeria in common wealth. Ipo. Nigerian should be in common poverty

MRbrownJAY: @OP
all around the world, there is about 1 to 1.5 Billions people travelling by plane each year, and there is less than 10thousand deaths each year....... so it's safe to say that FLYING is the safest way of traveling by far. however you want to look at it, plane crashes are rare.

statistically speaking, you have much more chances to die in a car accident than in a plane crash.

Statistics change. More people r now dying from plane crashes over this past 30 days

ochejoseph: . First of all the God that place you as head did nor expect you to turn your home into a chinese film theatre . How ever I still wish to reiterate by earlier stand ,when you married her was she Knife wielding ? NO you saw an angelic beauty a Nice woman and you insisted on making her your wife which you did ! Now if over the years she has started carrying Knife it only Implies one thing she is trying to protect herself from a man that has developed a habit of beating her at the slightest provocation . If we must hit our wives for whatever they do wrong we will beat them at least 10 times in one day beco's women and children have one thing in common ! They don't know when they are misbehaving !but hitting a woman is pure Madness and sheer irresponsibility , I rather you walk away and return later to calm things

Hitting a woman is pure madness bah. So if a man raises a knife at you nko

360command: . It depends on individual, light or life no dey Masai regions of kenya but yet people visit them. Even when they go back, they still want to come back for a re-visit.

Don't know anything about Kenya. But no one is coming to nigeria again. Especially whites. If you travel abroad to and fro. 90%of the people in the plane are nigerian. @ d immigration queue. D whole plane goes under nigerian passports. Lyk 5 oda goes to non-nigerians

ochejoseph: Hitting a woman is the strongest sign of a Man's weakness , forget the Fact that some women can turn the Pope into Mike Tyson , it is completely Unacceptable for any man to hit his wife or vice versa its simply crossing the red line.

What most people say is 'it dosen't matter what she did,its never ok to hit a woman' but if you believe women are truly equal to men then it follows that any appropriate reason to hit a man is also an appropriate reason to hit a woman.there aren't a lot of reasons to hit anyone but having a womanliness dosen't magically make you a fragile creature that can't deal with getting punched the same as a man.
Woman pulls a knife out @ u,knock her d Bleep out

omoalajah: I am a Student of Lagos State University in my mid 20's.

Here are pictures of work done.

Will Start with my Olamide drawing..

Olamide's Commission/Art Work

1. Drawing begins
2. Drawing continues
3. Final Phase.
4. End Job Framed and ready for delivery


Follow on Instagram and Twitter at @san_maaz

Wow. U have a real talent. You should try painting pictures of people ,for a price


Publicise your work by posting this drawings on the respective twitter handles of the celebrities. Olamide's is @olamide_YBNL

neuljosh: 10. Being a Nigerian is odd
Foreigners believe that everything about Nigerians is odd.

Hehe! We are odd and we like it that way! Makes me wonder why we have lots of expats in Nigeria. Some who have visited Nigeria want to visit again and again, hoping that one day, maybe they might become like us. Ko joor!

Do you find anything odd about Nigerians?

. Ermmmmm. If what you are sayn is right. Then people must be very foolish. Because why will a person that has electricity in hs country nw wants to come to a country that has no electricity. Many major countries has warned their citizens to avoid nigeria because it's government can't protect its own people. Boko haram issues. Robbery kidnapping. Nd soka's


Me that m even living in the nigeria. I want to leave

Omexonomy: Those oyinbo people are always seeing nigerian as quarrelsome people. We quarrel over nothing es in nairaland.
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I remember when i was dating mukina2 up to when she turns 60years we are found of quarrelling always in the mid of oyinbo people.

Nigerians can quarrel lyk anytn. Dint u see d sril air video where they were stuck with no ac nd how they wer shouting. Another example if there is a road accident and a person is injured. Instead of dem to call the emergency services. More people join to look why the people who wer involved argue whose fault it is. Tell me m wrong

neuljosh: Most foreigners have misconceptions about Nigerians because they really do not understand how great we are. Being a Nigerian, I was curious about our general eccentricities and I decided to find out things foreigners find odd about us. Some of the answers I got are overwhelming and pretty hilarious.

Here are 10 things people abroad find weird about Nigerians:

1. Foreigners think Nigerians are noisy and loud.[i][/i]
Like seriously? I don’t believe Nigerians are loud and noisy; we are quiet and reserved people. If we sound loud or speak in high pitched voices, it means we are either having fun or you just stepped on our toes. Nevertheless, we love life and always want to have a good time.

I was transferred lo England. Via virgin Atlantic. As soon as the plane took off the whole plane started clapping like a cele church revival which is also anoda example of aw noisy Nigerians are. Nt cele particular bur how churches use microphones. In other countries the surroundings r quiet but in nigeria. Different kind of noises eg baby crying ,generators,church nd mosque programs etc. Nigerians rent quiet

henry007: boiled chicken? gross!

. R u listening to ur self. How would u say boiled chicken is gross' lyk u dint steal omi eran from yo mamas pot

UchihaItachi: You can sort of scramble the egg, and mix it with the noodles afterwards..tastes much better

egg broken inside food scrambled or nt. Is no friend of mine

IfyAngela: Sorry, that was why i stated not to add all the spice.

. I added half of d spice. Dint taste sweet. But is causing sttimach upsets

sleekman: is chinese rice disgusting? Try it and let me know what u think.

. Tastes lyk shitt.

IfyAngela: lol did you overspice?

. Yh. I think so. Stomach is killing me atm