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Please sir, how exactly did you confirm their virgin status? I also want to be a virgin dectector

greggng: well i cant say your statement is general. honestly i met 2 virgin corpers in my ppa. i confirmed it myself cos i never believed what they told me until they allowed me to confirm. i swore from that moment never to touch them .more importantly i was very proud of them. one attended unilag and the other ui. Just to let you know that the got proper exposure but they decided to leave right. After the service i introduced one of them to my friend and they are gonna marry pretty soon cos they have done introduction already. both are 21 and the other is doing her masters now in ui. They are my closest friends.

Thanx fran...and as 4 that other mugu...ur opinion isn't necessary, dumbf.u.c.k

Are u being serious here?

Please My phone, blackberry bold 6 fell into water and I immediately picked it, took out the battery, cleaned it, and left it to sun dry for about 3 hours, before fixing it back, I have noticed that the space button, "C", "N" and "M" buttons work occasionally....it just works for a which and stops working, and later works and then stops....please what can the possible problem be and wat should I do to permanently fix it

He even paid u training allowance u no happy, he hasn't formally employed u has he,because I think the training is to weed off some people before handing appointment letters,all trainees eat for free and are better drivers when they leave the drivers academy...or u were expecting to become a billionaire after 3 months at a billionaire's driver training school? Why would graduates even apply for a drivers job and expect a perm sects salary?
When I say Nigerian graduates don't really know their value I get bashed from every angle

Atheist or not, ur still a product of two adults

redcliff: [size=14pt]Abuja is a very organised city from Ariel view.[/size]

It is actually very organised and well planned, and only half of it's original master plan has been occupied

poverty

2Face Idibia!!!!!!

@ OP I think u NEED 2 have sex with me

sulaimon99: may ALLAH forgive us and save us frm both curable and uncurable diseases

My friend u know Allah isn't in the habit of forgiving or saving anyone 4rm shii

Formal

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Abeg let us hear word joor. Poor pple die on road accidents evryday n d govt do notin. Now a prominent person dies de wuld begin 2 paint d newspaper n tv as it he is beta dan dose dat die as a result of d bad road de refuse 2 repair. Rest in pecies

Another very stupid talk, is iit Patrick Yakowa's or General Azazi's duty to fix roads?

Ibime: A nice attempt to whitewash Gen Azazi's reputation.

Ask several coup plotters and 'suspected' coup plotters what General Azazi's job is. His job has always been to protect likes of IBB and Abacha from coup plotters and sentence them to death in tribunal, so abeg leave these saintly yarns.

Fool, as an officer, it is ur duty to be 100% loyal to ur superior commanders, so in an obvious coup attempt, do u expect him to acquit offenders? And when was General Azazi ever a court marshal or tribunal chairman

My crush has been,is and may still be Salma Hayek....I've not had the chance 2 do anything about it altho I remember I sent her a lot of emails and never got replied

As Mr abi Dr. 'I know it all'
As Dr my perfection is close to God
As Dr I personally hear directly from God
As Dr my children should suffer even tho I have some millions to my name
The list is fucking endless.....
He is fast becoming a grumpy old man, who I really can't point any fond memories of, although he isn't a wicked man sha n
But he just likes 2 believe he is tougher than Hitler,Abacha,IBB all put in one person

yoged: My cousin and her husband with there 1 year old kid just fled maiduguri on tuesday and got back here on thursday after 2 of there neighbour was murder on monday by boko haram. A lot of gist about the place, they even confirmed jtf should to kill innocent people male from the age of 10 to 35( aboki's) expecially when a soldier is been killed in that area. They'll gather them like 20 and fire them....

This your 'gbagaun' can kill innocent aboki's too

1.Can u fight in public
2.Can u lie swearing with the bible/koran
3.You must know who/when to kill
4.You must know if/when to bite the hand(s) that brought u there

If her sex was awesome, I'll tell her "yea, I kinda miss u too, let's hang out 4 drinks later this evening" and begin 2 plot my way to some meaningless sex with her

Well, wat I'm sure of is that they won't give each other head.......so sad

freecocoa: Na wa o.

No offense to anyone but why Bayelsa people too dey ugly?

Upon all the money these women dey chop, well I guess some of them don old so...

That Yaradua daughter fine wella and Mrs Oyo state too.

No be lie, bayelsans dey professionally ugly kai.......but that yar'adua's daughter married 2 Yuguda is just sexually designed damn...most of the rest just look like big sacks of shit

So how is this 'something crazy?

This man died as a legend sha........

tellwisdom: He's a doctor and still cant cure himself....Nansense

Mumu, can a doctor cure himself of old age? Or doctors shouldn't die?

madjune: When i was in the BUSH (Unical 1997) and after, i danced with brothers, sang and drank.

Una funny sha, after they must have beaten the shit out of u, u still call them brothers......and I'm sure u flogged a lot of then future brothers...

For me, I really can't be bothered about anything in my house, its my car I pay so much attention to.....I think I seriously need a wife...

GEJ has accepted 2 negotiate with them........smart man, negotiate with them on the outside, while the military intensifies bombing campaigns on their cells....stupid abokis

ballabriggs: So Jona one carry my Papa land go Bayelsa?

Water go pass garri O. He wey get ear make e hear now.

My brother na so I see am o.....them wan divide the motherland (Akuku-Toru) btw I'm also a Briggs

Nigeria4rm60s: "The people of Kalabari I know would not let this to hold our shoes are too big" As a Kalabari son I would rather use this opportunity to ask for two things 1. The unity of all Kalabari sons and daughters 2. A sovering state to interconect our riverive communities to promote Sociocultural and economic development. I wonder were are you guys I am sure we have a new generation of intellectuals just like my self. Why don't I ever see you guys active with our sate I believe we should come together in one voice and see why we are being distant from our selves we should come together in unity to produce a governor in 2015 once we archive unity we would get back River state do not forget about the struggle of Issac Adakar Boro and our past and present heroes Kalabari is a great Clan we are fading away in the lime light of the nation and the Political scene of the state I would please ask for the Kalabari National Forum to call for a kalabari "Youths" sons and daugthers meeting so we could see what is hindering the progress of our people and the future of our children above all our uniity would help our commuity develop I AM YOUNG, VIBRANT AND I WISH TO SEE MORE OF MY MATES COME OUT SO WE CAN HELP OUR COMMUNITY KALABARI SONS AND DAUGTHERS WE KNOW WE ARE GREAT LET US COME TOGETHER USE THIS MEDIA AND WE COULD CONNECT................

The problem with we, the Kalabari clan is that we have deviated from the principles of love and unity that our founding fathers shared, those days, the house of every kalabari man was home to all kalabari sons and daughters, but now, we have allowed jealousy, greed and lack of the fear of God take the better part of us, we have sold our conscience for money, and now we have 2 take 2nd position and never lead the state as we should have......nevertheless those oil fields should stay and remain with Rivers state, we are not Bayelsans....GEJ is now bringing his trouble making 2 me personally.....and that isn't fair

I'm not a barbarian, I'm not an anarchist but I sincerly want a reprisal attack, one where no life should be taken,all I want is 4 that community chief's house(s),car(s) other visible property/assets should be burnt 2 the ground,and if they know any vigilante anchor point, and tear that place up!!!!while the law enforcement agencies take those arrested through due process