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RomanceRe: How Can My Sister Marry A Security Man? Tufia! by tonte(m): 10:33pm On Oct 07, 2013
crystalsaint: Money isnt everything,love and peace of mind is paramount in marriage.
Make sure you have made a lot of money before talking such nonsense
Music/RadioRe: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by tonte(m): 8:57pm On Oct 07, 2013
Music/RadioRe: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by tonte(m): 8:36pm On Oct 07, 2013
Vic O after party....the worst thing ever to happen to music as we know it
PoliticsRe: Nationwide Blackout Looms As PHCN Workers Begin Strike On October 2nd by tonte(m): 5:01pm On Oct 01, 2013
Have they not been on strike since I was born? undecided
BusinessRe: Nationwide Blackout Looms As PHCN Workers Begin Strike On October 2nd by tonte(m): 2:53pm On Oct 01, 2013
Haven't they been on strike since I was born?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arraigned In The U.S For Aiding Al-Qaeda by tonte(m): 11:36am On Oct 01, 2013
DMainMan: Aw dare u abuse Allah/God. Hausa and Arab Christians call God "Allah". I am sorry for aw your life will end unless u change and ask for forgiveness. Allah is All-Forgiving.

Hitler, a christian crusader killed million of jews. Christians are terrorists.
Americans destroyed Japan with Nuclear
bomb. D West (majorly Christians and
jews) created arab spring and war to
reduce muslim population in the middle
east due to evangelism and material
worth.

De stole Palestinian lands and wealth.
Theives. De want anoda war in Syria to steal dere narural resources and for christianity propagation. Wicked people.

Islam is peace. Dont allow the media
(dominated by christians/jew) deceive u
all. Take the Holy Quran and read. Follow
Islam and not muslims.

To know d the truth abt islam, go to:
http://www.islam.com
http://www.islamonline.com
To get a free copy of the Holy Quran in
any language, go to:
http://www.qurandownload.com

Beware! D day of Judgement is real.
There is Paradise and Hell. Follow the
truth (ISLAM) to get paradise and not Hell
A word is enough for the wise.
I never insulted Allah, I onlysaid Allah knows nothing, that isn't an insult, and Hitler and the Americans don't ever kill anybody in the name of God, or any religion, neither did/do they claim to 'help' God kill
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arraigned In The U.S For Aiding Al-Qaeda by tonte(m): 11:31am On Oct 01, 2013
eluquenson: You are a muntula, what do you know? You little slug.
Okay 'non muntula' what does Allah know? You big slug
PoliticsRe: President Media Chat On 29th September 2013 by tonte(m): 10:13pm On Sep 29, 2013
mancheeutd: is this a threat or what wow never knew people could be this dump why not ask your father to beam his candle on nairaland didirinjatijati
'DUMP'? And you have the guts to insult somebody's intelligence?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arraigned In The U.S For Aiding Al-Qaeda by tonte(m): 2:00pm On Sep 29, 2013
eluquenson: Strange but true, May Allah forgive him cos Allah knows best.
Dude face facts, Allah knows nothing
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by tonte(m): 9:07pm On Sep 19, 2013
I have a problem with my Twitter, I can't view AVI's and I can't quote tweets and all that...is there any solution, I use a z10
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by tonte(m): 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2013
coogar: christianity is not stupidity....
you are a hypocrite if you come online to judge people on the things you are equally guilty of. this is even worse - you are judging a pastor without hearing his own side of the story. the burden of proof lies with ese. where's her evidence that she slept with a pastor
Can you point out where I said the pastor did anything g he is accused of? You just like to talk anyhow, I just pray it doesn't land you in trouble one day
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by tonte(m): 3:39pm On Aug 25, 2013
coogar: jesus turned a temple inside out when hypocrites like yourself tried to turn a house of worship into chaos. i am a christian, i dunno pastor biodun from adam and defending him does not make me his follower..
Now lemme ask you, on what basis are you declaring me a hypocrite? You just keep spewing insults here and there, and you claim to be a good Christian, can you be a Christian mentor to anyone, with this your character?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by tonte(m): 3:20pm On Aug 25, 2013
coogar: you are a disgrace to the cross.....
i invoke the 4 apocalyptic horsemen(famine, death, strife & pestilence) on you and your household. the curse shall follow you all the days of your life.....and may the days you live be 10 times as bad as the previous ones(amen!!!!)
After invoking these curses on someone, lemme ask you, are you really a Christian, would Jesus say things like this to anyone? Isn't it obvious you are just a big fan of your pastor, and not really a Christian
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by tonte(m): 6:17am On Aug 17, 2013
Thanks walcom, called mtn this am, and they said my 500mb is still intact, and I should hard reset, I have done that over 6 times, and still, nothing, now I'm wondering if this has anything to do with the apn settings or any other settings I dunno about
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by tonte(m): 11:00pm On Aug 16, 2013
The thing is, I haven't even done any restoration from my old bb sef, just confused I'm wondering why someone should have such a bad 1st day with a phone
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by tonte(m): 8:29pm On Aug 16, 2013
I just got the z10, wasted my money on glo for hours, and couldn't get any network, tried mtn midi, it started working, but almost immediately, t's not working again, so should I blame the network, or the whole500mb just finished?
EventsRe: Tony Anenih's 80th Birthday Celebration Pictures by tonte(m): 12:01pm On Aug 05, 2013
Was your money stolen by any of the above persons?
PoliticsRe: Patience - Port-Harcourt Lost Its Attraction In Amaechi's Reign by tonte(m): 1:40pm On Jun 16, 2013
Ilaje44: IMPLIES I suppose was what he/she wanted to write. He/she just missed the S. BTW, you writing U instead of YOU must as a matter of fact watch yourself more closely.

Oro ti pari, emi kiise eleebo sha.
That's the shortened 'YOU' and hey, that's acceptable these days but a word like 'IMPLIE' isn't forgivable and/or acceptable
PoliticsRe: Patience - Port-Harcourt Lost Its Attraction In Amaechi's Reign by tonte(m): 12:47pm On Jun 16, 2013
abu12: If she said river state has lost his past glory during the reign of rotimi amaechi unlike the reign of odili and Ada, when the garden city was attractive.

What does she implie?

You are the one leading a team of illiterate here on nairaland.
Because BLAST is synonymous to criticism
How can u label someone an 'illiterate' when you confidently used the word 'IMPLIE' instead of 'IMPLY'
PoliticsRe: Dangote Promises To End Fuel Import In 4 Years by tonte(m): 4:06pm On May 24, 2013
This would mean Dangote running almost all petroleum importers out of business and having the monopoly on subsidy funds(if we still have fuel subsidy then) or total control over fuel prices in Nigeria(if we don't have subsidy again) either ways that's a win win situation, now that's a man with an effective thinking cap...and he even decided 2 share the risk(loans) just incase of any uncertainty
PoliticsRe: Murtala Muhammed - Things You Never Knew by tonte(m): 8:33pm On May 13, 2013
berem: You are very very stewpid for quoting the whole thread to write this crap you just wrote. Dundee! .
Na so e vex u reach loool
HealthRe: Yodi - The Big Bum-Bum Pill : Does It Really Work? by tonte(m): 7:07pm On May 08, 2013
Mzflakkie: What is the essence of Big yansh and Big boobs and there's notin upstairs.... Girlz,a guy will love u for who you're not because of ur big yansh or boobs,don't go extra miles because u want to look sexy, you'll end up destroying ur life. A guy will love u for who u re not wat u av.
Ur wrong....I usually fall in love because of big nyash and brezz
EducationRe: Once Upon A Time JAMB: Share Your Past Experiences With JAMB by tonte(m): 9:52pm On Apr 27, 2013
;Dammm, my story, 1st JAMB 2005 PHC well, I was in ss3 then and had the same centre with a friend of mine and we slept over at his place, on the exam morning he summoned all the courage he had in life and went 2 ask his old man for some cash incase he would need to pay for dubs...the man almost went mad, shouting and all and he drove us away 2 go and write our exams...with that fear we went to the center, got settled and served..omo the exam hard die, after about 30-45mins we saw the mopol man that always followed my friend's dad,to cut the long epic story short, the man went 2 uniport and brought the gurus of the courses that we were writing in jamb, we all went to the principals office, and wrote ours, the gurus solves while we shaded, result came...I got 274, after intentionally failing some questions...but that didn't get me any admission

2nd jamb, illorin..I went into the hall ill prepared, thinking wat happened in ph should happen in illorin,omo na so I dey o, I wan die for hall, na that day I know say jamb hard die, well after all my best and random shading, I managed to get 201 just 1 mark 2 avoid shame in my house,well 2day I'm an engineer and doing very well...
PoliticsRe: Nigeria History Makers In Pictures by tonte(m): 6:01pm On Apr 13, 2013
dabriggs: Major Isaac Jasper Adaka Boro. He is of Izon (Ijaw)origin- Kaiama. He led the 12 day revolution, the first major Niger Delta Struggle and upsrising.Especially after the murder of Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa that Isaac loved and thought would grant the Niger Delta people the recognition and emancipation they deserved .Corruption, Tribalism and other vices were rife in Nigeria and Isaac felt emancipation of the Ijaws was necessary in the socio-economic and political situation in Nigeria at that time. He died as a Major while fighting on the Nigerian side against Biafra.
We shall always identify with his cause, by the way I'm also Briggs
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by tonte(m): 11:17pm On Apr 06, 2013
damibravo: na here me go sleep until monday o
I thought I was gonna be silent again as I've been in all the other threads,but is hilarious
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by tonte(m): 8:56pm On Mar 03, 2013
Where were u posted to?

Chicolee: Mazi, more plz? Plz? I'll be in camp on Tuesday and I wan finish this story before I go...I've got lots of naughty thoughts on my mind *winks*
I love your style!

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