dstnd: bro ds is not jokin matter..someday I might be in need and ds same baby might come to my aids

For real,I grab.Don't mind me I'm such a groupie

dstnd: I wish to help contact mee on 08094797495

Bros,how mush u get for "akawo"

Abeg N100 wey ah for use buy card,oya make only una waka cum take am

Standing strongly for the dutch!

Thanks for the brief advice.

dejt4u: Help me tell this guy ooo. What are dey doin in polytechnics... Jst practicals..na only practical we go eat?? Abeg, 4get dis shit nd face d reality of life.. No wonder my parents hate polytechnic...
Na naija we dey ooo.. Polytechnic ko monotechnic ni

If I'm must tag u a name,I'll be pleased to call u a dumb head

Baba oshe' u try wella

Sir,I fasted for u 6-12 yesterday so find a nearby church and pay your tite sharp sharp!!

The only better story I have had from "God's own" state lately










#ma condom don burst inside oo

(Second picture)
It seems she is been forced to cut her birthday cake

iyke926: Do you smoke weed?

Had been he smokes weed that very scenario would'nt have happened that way

A nice jeysey with no names

Na naija we dey ooh,abeggy!

Is awesome knowing how good police in forgien countries handle issues maturedly....mm R.I.P

Make female lecturer try am for where born street naija dude dey make she hear gunshot

Kim looks stunning though,buh abeg landlord give kanye quit notice?

definitely,we're all sinners no body should KUN'THEM anybody,so what we only need z the mercy of the lord...#gbam

Rush hour and The hard way

Hidden Comment, tho least to comment

Am not in support of jungle justice but this violator really called for it*** Rip to the dead

eko ni baje#

Una sure say nobi Naija vs kwara united play dht match# lmaoooo

Dana aircrash victims own beta pass ooh#cee shaolin soccer

we re glad ure back sir,but what will really gon suit you is ''elderly-wood" and not nollywood

lmao..... Mr zookeeper reali got guts,starving the big cats for a week

[quote
author=ballabriggs]Obama will do well to start by asking OBJ and Jona
how much they have spent over the last 10 years and how much electricity
we have today. $17 billion by OBJ alone.

Perhaps one needs to tell him the problem is not all about availability
of funds.

On hearing the news, NEPA MD must have brought out his calculator to see
how much of the $7 billion will probably get into his pocket.

0.05% of $7 billion = $350,000 *faints*[/quote]
laughing and rolling on de floor,almost peed my pants

ROFLMAO with tears in my eyes# jonsing men

[quote
author=djustice]See mumus paying tolls for a bridge built with their
own money. Lagosians are the biggest mugus I know. Totally
magalised.[/quote]
May Thunda Strike That Useless Mouth Of Yurs......Gosh!
How Many Una Abia Governor Don Do For Una!!! Yeye Human Being

You No Carry Book Cum Bck...?
Abi u Be Blocked Head Ni?
[quote
author=da-gentility]Nnaa meen,dis damn strike of a thing is freaking me
out. Imagine stayin at home doin nothing,just eating,sleeping and
watching movie. Damn dey shuld just do something abt it ASAP[/quote]

frosbel:

Is the PASTOR a servant or a master ?

They re really getting it twisted.

I Think It's Time We Put These Fancy Shoe's Of Ours On A Few Throats..

GenBuhari: Our security service seem to only work for foreigners and politicians.