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Looking for an experienced technical Project Manager for a six month contract to be based in Cheltenham. An immediate start is possible. You will have good media/ digital/ online/ software development experience.

Outline:.
- Media Experience
- Proven history on delivery,
- Experience of working with 3rd parties
- Strong stakeholder management

You will be working mobile apps, face book for our clients Digital Marketing Department, so any experience of this area in particularly will be very well received.

If you are a media/ digital/ online/ software project manager with the above experienced and skills please get in touch ASAP for immediate review. You must be a close match to be considered!
£300 - £375 per day.

Immediate Start
6 month contract

Contact the below
Toby Hill
Computer Futures
Royal London Buildings
42 - 46 Baldwin Street
Bristol
United Kingdom
BS1 1PN
Phone 0117 9103333
email t.hill@computerfutures.com

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Position: Project Worker (Male)
Employment: Permanent
Hours: 8 hours per week (flexible)
Salary: £17,269.58 per annum (pro-rata)
Location: George Steven Centre, Kilbirnie

The Salvation Army provides a flexible support service for Adults with Learning Disabilities from its centre in Kilbirnie. To enhance our service, we are now looking to recruit an enthusiastic Project Worker for our HALO initiative (Holistic Approach to Lifestyle Options) at the George Steven Centre in Craigton Road, Kilbirnie, Ayrshire.

Responsibilities will include:
Developing and mentoring service users within a project which promotes a healthy lifestyle
Giving practical support and information to service user in healthy eating and dietary advice
Providing training on health related matters and enabling opportunities for social development


The successful applicant should have an SVQ3 in Promoting Independence, or equivalent. In addition, the post holder will require to have excellent communication skills, with the ability to liaise with service users, carers and professional agencies.

A knowledge and experience of working with adults with a learning disability is essential for this post. The successful candidate should be able to work on his own initiative to provide support both in the centre and within the community.

This post is subject to a PVG Disclosure Check.
To apply

For further details and application form please apply to Miss Amanda Barnes

The Salvation Army
George Steven Centre
Craigton Road
Kilbirnie
KA25 6LJ

Tel: (01505) 683233
Email: amanda.barnes@salvationarmy.org.uk

Closing date 2 November

Position: Job Life Coaches
Salary: £20,904.42 per annum
Hours:35 hours per week
Location: West Midlands

We are seeking dynamic and motivated individuals to join our team as a Job Life Coach. We are contracted to deliver the Work Programme across the West Midlands and are regularly recruiting.

Do you have:
Excellent communication skills
A positive attitude to motivate others?
The ability to reach challenging performance targets?
Prioritising skills to manage your own workload and work under pressure to meet deadlines?
The ability to work within the Christian ethos of The Salvation Army?


The new Work Programme transforms the way in which long-term unemployed people receive help into employment. All job seekers who have been signing on for 12 months are referred for bespoke support in gaining sustainable employment. The Job Life Coach will encourage, motivate and inspire job seekers!

Providing practical one-to-one and group support for WP customers, you’ll work with them to enter sustainable employment and overcome personal barriers. Qualifications are less important than good basic skills, a supportive approach, and experience of working with people facing multiple challenges in their lives. The successful applicant will be able to work under pressure and to a variety of targets.

Benefits
We offer excellent benefits, including 25 days annual leave plus 8 bank holidays, contributory pension scheme, and an interest-free travel loan. This is a fixed-term contract until 1 April 2016.

We welcome applications from candidates seeking part time employment.

For further information about Employment Plus please visit our website: www.salvationarmy.org.uk/employmentplus
To apply

To apply please download the job description & application form

Please send completed forms to: regrecruit@salvationarmy.org.uk

We do not accept CV’s


Position: Weekend Receptionist
Employment: Fixed term contract until 30th September 2013
Hours: 14 hours per weekend
Salary:£6,404 per annum
Location: Cambria House Lifehouse, London

Salvation Army’s Homelessness Services
- Are you looking for an exciting frontline challenge?
- Are you the right person to be part of this specialised unit in Kings Cross for 48 men with a homelessness background who are working toward independent living?
- Successful applicants will have good communication skills, and an enthusiasm for working with vulnerable, homeless adults.
- Computer skills essential.

Benefits
- Opportunities for training and development will be given.
- 5 weeks’ annual leave, contributory pension scheme, childcare vouchers.

To apply

For an application pack please contact:
Centre Manager,
The Salvation Army Cambria House
37 Hunter Street, Kings Cross
London WC1N 1BJ

Tel: 0207 841 0230
Email: Annette.watts@salvationarmy.org.uk
For queries call: 0800 652 4276

Position: Production Support Engineer
Competitive Salary
London, UK

Wonga.com is one of the world’s hottest technology innovators and the Sunday Times Tech Track 100 number one company. We use our trailblazing technology to solve people’s short-term cash flow needs in a new and consumer-friendly way. We are the first and only company to automate the entire lending process, using thousands of pieces of public data, and we have won numerous awards for our fresh, transparent and cutting-edge approach to credit.

Duties:
Maintaining and improving internal back office software and related systems under guidance from Senior Software Developers and Team Leader.
Ensuring that maintenance, improvements and actions on live servers do not introduce new software defects or affect the business negatively.
Implementing solutions for functional and technical specification documents as provided by Business Analysts.

The Candidate
Solid understanding of Microsoft .NET platform and Framework, working knowledge of web services and messaging architectures.
The ideal candidate will have minimum 5 years’ experience in software development, including 3 years’ experience with MS SQL servers, C#, ASP.NET and be able to demonstrate the following:
Minimum 2 years’ experience with HTML, JavaScript, Cascading Style Sheets, XML, JQuery
Minimum 1 year experience with WCF/MVC/LINQ
Minimum 6 months experience with NServiceBus
Minimum 1 years’ experience of Agile programming methodologies
Experience with test-driven development and the use of N-Unit
Knowledge of Object-Oriented design principles
Knowledge of development methodologies, including Agile methodologies
Multi-tasking time management for new development and on-going support.
Excellent verbal and written communication skills, the ability to interact professionally with a diverse group.
Knowledge of PHP and MySQL will be an advantage

To apply, please email your CV to talent@wonga.com, with ‘Production Support Engineer’ in the subject line

Position: Software Engineer in Test [Web/Mobile]
Competitive Salary
London, UK

Wonga.com is one of the world’s hottest technology innovators and the Sunday Times Tech Track 100 number one company. We use our trailblazing technology to solve people’s short-term cash flow needs in a new and consumer-friendly way. We are the first and only company to automate the entire lending process, using thousands of pieces of public data, and we have won numerous awards for our fresh, transparent and cutting-edge approach to credit.

The Role
The ideal candidate will have a very strong background in QA within enterprise web and mobile development. The candidate will be naturally able to dig into business requirements, and shall be experienced in giving early feedback on QA estimates and progress. The candidate will also be a good communicator, and possess a pro-active attitude and precise analytical skills. The candidate must be able to work under pressure, against tight deadlines, and will need to balance pragmatic decision making with innovative thinking for intelligent solutions.

Reporting to the Head of IT, responsibilities will include:
Helping build and maintain intelligent QA solutions for one of the fastest growing IT companies in the world.
Excellent understanding of mobile technology platforms and associated frameworks and testing tools.
Playing an active role within the company’s continuous improvement processes.
Work seamlessly within a large distributed team, across multiple sites.
Working in Agile Lean environment, assisting in the move toward Continuous Integration and Deployment.
Keeping a constant eye on changing industry ideas and practices, and monitoring emerging technologies.

The Candidate
Core Skills:
The candidate will be a team player, who has extensive experience in testing PHP based web infrastructures, and shall be extremely proficient at developing automated testing scripts with Selenium.

The candidate will have proven experience with web technologies, web services, SQL (MSSQL), and be comfortable with cross browser and cross platform exploratory and white box testing.

Any knowledge of .NET stack (ASP.NET, C#, IIS) would be a very large benefit. Some experience with performance and security testing would also be a big advantage.

All round Software Test Engineer with 2 – 4 years experience.

To apply, please email your CV to talent@wonga.com, with ‘Software Engineer in Test’ in the subject line

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Position: IP Planning Engineer (IP/MPLS Core)
Department: Network Group
Location: Lagos

Job Description:
•Plan and design nodes, sites and links within the national IP/MPLS Edge & Core Networks and ensure ongoing development to cater for new developments in the organization’s business plan.
•Produce network convergence hierarchy, topology, architecture and infrastructure redundancy plan for VPN service integration, regional Service provider edge aggregation and IP Core Transport via the multi-service backbone.
•Interface with Transmission Specialists and Topology for planning of optic (DWDM) backbone connectivity, capacity planning and allocation for efficient transport of all internal and external customer data traffic.
•Plan, design and optimize routing & transport technologies for Provider Edge aggregation and Core transport network integration and verify requests, justify needs and classify all requested networks and services for MPLS VPN integration.
•Plan, deploy and evolve Quality and Class of Service techniques at the network Edge and in the MPLS core network.
•Plan all IP backbone integration events, issue work orders and control project processes for capacity expansion, node integration and/or new service introduction.
•Conduct weekly & monthly network performance monitoring, trend analyses, capacity planning and expansion in line with network growth trends and increases in traffic.
•Develop and evolve IP addressing, naming and numbering formats for all network nodes and elements in the IP/MPLS backbone.
•Produce and evolve designs for integration and extension of IP/MPLS edge functionality to the Campus LAN Core at all IP Backbone locations.
•Plan, schedule and conduct site visits and surveys for accurate and effective network design, dimensioning and integration planning.

Job Conditions: General MTNN working conditions Extra working hours may be required
Reporting To: Team Lead, IP Planning (IP/MPLS Core)
Required Skills:
•Bachelor’s Degree in Electrical / Electronic Engineering with 4 years extensive experience in IT & Telecoms preferably on a large Service Provider network.
•Cisco qualification – CCNP/DP,CCIP level with extensive systems integration and network design experience.
•Understanding of high capacity Packet & TDM transmission technologies & products, e.g. SDH, DWDM.
•Working knowledge of IP/MPLS, QOS standards & Networking protocols such as X25, TCP/IP, Frame Relay, ATM, MPLS and ATOM.
•Voice Networking Telecomm standards ETSI/ANSI, VOIP, C7 (SS7).
•Knowledge of advanced IP routing protocols (BGP, IS-IS, etc).

Employment Status : Permanent
Qualification: Bachelors Degree in Electrical / Electronic Engineering with 4 years extensive experience in IT & Telecoms preferably on a large Service Provider network.

Closing Date: 11/5/2012

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Position: Senior Production Support Engineer
Competitive Salary
London, UK

Duties
Maintaining and improving internal back office software and related systems under guidance from Senior Software Developers and Team Leader.
Ensuring that maintenance, improvements and actions on live servers do not introduce new software defects or affect the business negatively.
Implementing solutions for functional and technical specification documents as provided by Business Analysts.

The Candidate
Solid understanding of Microsoft .NET platform and Framework, working knowledge of web services and messaging architectures.
The ideal candidate will have minimum 7 years’ experience in software development, including 5 years’ experience with MS SQL servers, SSRS, SSIS and be able to demonstrate the following:

Minimum
5 years software development on web applications
C# / ASP.NET, SQL (T-SQL)
5 years’ experience with HTML, JavaScript, Cascading Style Sheets, XML, JQuery
Minimum 2 years’ experience with WCF/MVC/LINQ
Minimum 1 year experience with NServiceBus
Minimum 3 years’ experience of Agile programming methodologies
Experience with test-driven development and the use of N-Unit
Knowledge of Object-Oriented design principles
Knowledge of development methodologies, including Agile methodologies
Multi-tasking time management for new development and on-going support.
Excellent verbal and written communication skills, the ability to interact professionally with a diverse group.
Experience with PHP, MySQL and Linux will be an advantage

To apply, please email your CV to talent@wonga.com, with ‘Senior Production Support Engineer’ in the subject line
Position: Senior Systems Administrator
Competitive Salary
London, UK

Due to the company’s strong growth plans, we’re looking to recruit a Senior Systems Administrator to work as part of a rapidly growing technical team supporting the servers and systems across the business.

You should be an experienced Systems Administrator willing to roll up your sleeves to work on projects both small and large, locally and internationally. Good communication skills are key as you will be working with all members of the Wonga team, from junior members to executive level, to manage the day-to-day running of our office systems.

This is a full time position and all applicants should have a valid EU work permit to be considered.

To apply, please email your CV to talent@wonga.com, ‘Senior System Administrator - London’ in the subject line.




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