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Family / Re: Questions For Married Men by tonym1(m): 1:09pm On Nov 26, 2012
1. YES
2. YES
3. YES
4. MY WIFE WILL SAY LEAVE EVERYTHING TO GOD
5. NO, BUT LATER APOLOGISE AT A LATER TIME
grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dilemma Of A Job Seeker. Please Advice. by tonym1(m): 1:05pm On Nov 26, 2012
Take the job and work on his art in his spare time
Family / Re: Faithful To My Wife But (a Girl) Fell In Luv wth me Our First Interaction. by tonym1(m): 12:38pm On Nov 23, 2012
TELL HER YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED SIMPLE AS ABC OR SE NA FORCE.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND TALK TO HER UNLESS YOU ARE INTERESTED AND NOT TELLING US
Family / Re: by tonym1(m): 12:33pm On Nov 23, 2012
NOT ALL MEN ARE WEAK, I WILL TALK FOR MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS.

WHEN OPPORTUNITIES ARISE, WE TEND TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE OUR PRIORITIES DIFFER.

AM A MARRIED MAN AND THE WIFE I HAVE AT HOME IS ENOUGH, CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH WHAT IS OUTSIDE. WHAT IS SO SPECIAL WITH THE ONE OUTSIDE THAT IS NOT SPECIAL IN MY WIFE, MARRIED MEN POKING THEIR NOSE OUTSIDE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TROUBLE AND THEN BLAMING THE DEVIL

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Family / Re: Why Do Women Get Fat After Marriage? by tonym1(m): 12:27pm On Nov 23, 2012
IBADUN BECAUSE THEY EAT AS MUCH AS THEY CAN cheesy

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Family / Re: Worlds Largest Family: Zionachana by tonym1(m): 12:25pm On Nov 23, 2012
Good for him grin
Family / Re: Children Killed And Injured: U.S. Court Jails A Nigerian Woman To 80 Years by tonym1(m): 12:20pm On Nov 23, 2012
Good sentence, I hope that teaches other parents a lesson
Family / Re: My Sister In Law Just Told Me She Is Carrying My Baby by tonym1(m): 11:31am On Nov 23, 2012
CAN U IMAGINE U?I DEY LAUGH.DID U SEEK OUR CONSENT B4 SLEEPING WITH HER,FOLLOW UR MIND AS U FOLLOWED UR MIND IN DOING THE ACT.GOD IS WATCHING

Very funny .... boy o boy you have done the unthinkable and now you are looking for answers. Best thing to do is tell your brother and keep the baby, definitely I can guarantee there is no FAMILY any more
Politics / Re: More Money For Food At Aso Rock - Presidency To Senate by tonym1(m): 11:19am On Nov 23, 2012
SE NA FOOD THE PRESIDENT COME EAT FOR NAIJA cheesy
Politics / Re: List Of Bayelsa State Political Appointees by tonym1(m): 11:16am On Nov 23, 2012
OVER 100 SPECIAL ADVISERS, NO WONDER THE COUNTRY IS IN THE STATE IT IS
Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Beg Jonathan To Seek Second Term – Lawmaker by tonym1(m): 11:14am On Nov 23, 2012
YOU MUST BE JOKING, ANOTHER 4 YEARS WITH A PRESIDENT WHO HAS NO CLUE grin
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Imagines The SUV Of 2025 by tonym1(m): 11:10am On Nov 23, 2012
MORE USEFUL IN NIGERIA, IS IT BULLET FREE
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary, Shares Secrets To Lasting Marriage by tonym1(m): 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2012
VERY NICE ... WISH THEM MORE YEARS TO COME smiley
Family / Re: No Child After Marriage: How Long Can You Wait? by tonym1(m): 12:01pm On Nov 22, 2012
UNTIL GOD TIME, HE WILL DO IT AT THE APPOINTED TIME

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Family / Re: Share With Me, Thanking God For His Faithfulness. by tonym1(m): 12:00pm On Nov 22, 2012
WHATEVER IT IS CONGRATULATIONS cheesy
Crime / Re: Passenger Arrested With $320,000 At Lagos Airport by tonym1(m): 11:46am On Nov 22, 2012
SHIPPING MONEY OUT OF NAIJA AND NO EXPLANATION OF THE SOURCE ...... DON'T WORRY THE GOVERNMENT WILL SOON ASK FOR 50% SHARE FOR TAXES cheesy
Crime / Re: $7.1m Worth Of Cocaine Seized From Nigerian Syndicate In Malaysia by tonym1(m): 11:43am On Nov 22, 2012
PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO WORK NOWADAYS AND ARE LOOKING FOR FAST MONEY
Politics / Re: 3 Crushed As Container Falls On Car In Lagos by tonym1(m): 11:42am On Nov 22, 2012
MAY GOD HELP US IN THAT COUNTRY .... REST IN PEACE
Jobs/Vacancies / Bmw (uk) Vacancies by tonym1(m): 10:50am On Nov 22, 2012
Job Overview
BMW (UK) Ltd is a subsidiary of BMW AG and was formed in 1980 with a sales and marketing organisation based in Bracknell, Berkshire. BMW (UK) Ltd is responsible for importing BMW vehicles into the UK and supplying them for sale through its independent dealer network. BMW (UK) Ltd also has responsibility for all national marketing, advertising and aftersales activities for the BMW and MINI brands in the UK. BMW (UK) Ltd employs approx 500 associates.

Key Accountabilities
Are you:
1. A young enthusiastic undergraduate student in search of the perfect placement?
2. A good communicator with excellent attention to detail, strong PC and time management skills?
3. Looking for a placement for 12 months beginning in July 2013?
4. A UK/EU citizen or do you hold a valid UK work permit?

Have you:
1. A good academic background with the potential to achieve a 2:1 degree?
2. A keen interest in working in the automotive industry?

Can you:
1. Demonstrate skills that will benefit our business and provide evidence of how you have applied these skills?
2. Illustrate communication and influencing skills through involvement in projects and activities undertaken at University and in your spare time?
3. Show your enthusiasm and commitment to a placement opportunity in our Company?

If you answered "yes" to the above questions, then we want to hear more from you!

We currently have student placement vacancies in the following areas:

Events Management
Advertising
Motorcycle Marketing
Product Marketing (1 series, 3 series and X series)
Internet Marketing
MINI Marketing
MINI Events
MINI Communications
Dealer Marketing
CRM Marketing
Aftersales Marketing
Technical Support
Aftersales Parts
Finance

When applying, please ensure you specify in your application which area you would be interested in.

Qualifications & Skills

What we offer:

1. A competitive placement, providing you with a good foundation to complete your degree in a relevant subject
2. A very competitive salary
3. 26 days paid holiday per annum plus statutory holidays
4. Good onsite facilities

Additional Information

Closing date for applications is 30 November 2012.

Please complete the application form and attach a copy of your CV. We cannot accept applications without this.

If you have any questions please contact the Recruitment Team on 0845 84 66003 or by email to central.recruitment@bmwgroup.com

For more details on the vacancies click here www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/group_careers/bmw_group_careers/0,,__mrt-results,00.html?LOV22=All&ContractType=All&LOV23=All&jobnum=&keywords=&Resultsperpage=50&srcsubmit=Search&statlog=1&ID=QDUFK026203F3VBQB8MV768AI&mask=ext&LG=UK
Jobs/Vacancies / Enb Consulting Recruiting For Bankers by tonym1(m): 12:35pm On Nov 21, 2012
Can you inspire and motivate top banking professionals to further growth?

Are you a top performer in banking, looking for a new challenge in an open and flexible environment?

Are you intellectually curious and an excellent communicator?

enb consulting works with the top financial institutions worldwide, delivering training and consultancy services to banking professionals. Following rapid growth we are looking for new talent with top level experience in structured credit products, fixed income derivatives and corporate finance to join our fast growing team of specialists.

Our highly experienced team of consultants have many years expertise at a senior level across most areas of banking and finance. The team includes professionals with extensive soft skills expertise. Our services include specialist banking training programmes from graduate entrants up to board members, coaching, strategy and business implementation.

We operate globally, with offices in the UK (near Guildford and in the City) and Hong Kong. We wish to recruit bankers (or ex-bankers) with at least five years of front office experience
to run courses within structured credit products, fixed income derivatives and corporate finance. Our clients expect, and receive from us, the highest level of quality. We deliver this by hiring professionals with strong market credibility, combined with deep, current and practical expertise and with excellent ability to communicate.

The ideal candidate will possess:
• Outstanding communication and inter-personal skills
• First class knowledge of structured banking products and markets
• Intellectual curiosity and desire to stay at the cutting edge of financial markets
• An ability to communicate highly complex concepts in simple and insightful ways
• Market experience – experience of running a course is not required

enb consulting will provide:
• A flexible life-style where professionalism, integrity and team-work are key elements
• An informal but challenging and entrepreneurial environment
• An opportunity to step out of the silo, broaden your horizon and avoid bureaucracy
• and politics
• A high level client base where you are in constant contact with leading global
• financial institutions

To discuss these positions in more detail, please contact Tracy Bresnahan at: enb consulting 01483 890077 or info@enbconsulting.com
Business / Re: How Did You Start Your Business? by tonym1(m): 3:40pm On Nov 19, 2012
STARTED MY BUSINESS BY SHARING MY IDEAS WITH SOME TRUSTED FRIENDS WHO ENCOURAGED ME AND PARTLY INVESTED IN THE BUSINESS, WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR FINANCE. THEY SAW A LONG POTENTIAL TO MAKE MONEY AND INVESTED IN IT.

THE PROBLEMS MOST NIGERIANS HAVE IS THEY NEVER SHARE THEIR IDEAS OR BUSINESS WITH ANYONE, SOME GO ALONE AND MAKE IT WHILE OTHERS STRUGGLE. BUSINESS LIKE FACEBOOK OR MICROSOFT WAS SHARED AMONG PEOPLE THEY TRUSTED AND LOOK WHERE THEY ARE NOW.
cheesy

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Business / Re: Why Do Businesses Fail In Nigeria? by tonym1(m): 3:34pm On Nov 19, 2012
LACK OF TRUST AND ALOT OF DEBTORS
Business / Re: Why Is Customer Service In Nigeria So Aggressive? by tonym1(m): 3:33pm On Nov 19, 2012
LACK OF TRAINING AND MAJORITY OF THEM ARE EXTREMELY RUDE shocked
Family / Re: TOO BAD!! My Wife Came Home Without Pant - Husband by tonym1(m): 3:31pm On Nov 19, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy NAIJA FOR SHOW A BUNCH OF JOKERS
Family / Re: Who Is The True Elder Between The Twin Kids? by tonym1(m): 3:28pm On Nov 19, 2012
THE FIRST ONE OUT IS THE ELDER

AND THAT IT THE NORM FOR ALL COUNTRIES AND TRIBE ROUND THE WORLD
Family / Re: 6 Months After Marriage. Still No Sex. by tonym1(m): 3:19pm On Nov 19, 2012
The next day came and he told me that, he has a clear direction from God that, we need to wait for directions as to when we can start getting intimate. It's been one excuse after the other and it has been over six months

ARE YOU SURE YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
Jobs/Vacancies / IBM (nigeria) Recruiting by tonym1(m): 3:09pm On Nov 19, 2012
Position: Telecommunication Business Operations Specialist
Work country: Nigeria
Travel: 25% travel annually
Job category :IT Specialist

Job description
1.Consulting to other Business Units on Billing and Customer care applications
2.Ensure solutions at all times meet business current and further needs and conforms to IBM standards.
3.Management and Implementation of Billing and Customer care solutions
4.Ensuring that business critical Billing system and other related Billing applications are 99.99% available continuously.
5.Design, manage and maintain Business Continuity Planning, Disaster Recovery Planning, Capacity planning and procedures for responsible systems/applications.
6.Ensure systems and data integrity at all times.
7.Work with functional staff to ensure quality and expectations for standards are met
8.Advise management on technological developments in Billing and any other relevant trends.
9.Implementation support for Billing and Customer Care Systems
10.Serve as a central point of contact for Billing and Customer Care applications in IT.
11.Ensure System and applications are compliant with IT policies and standards.
12.Ensure reporting are accurate and timely
13.Ensure that Billing and Customer care Systems are developed to Standards required for business effectiveness and agility.
14.Ensure all these Applications and Billing solutions are documented (processes, policies & procedures) and updated at all times.
15.Ensure all these Applications and billing solutions are alert, dynamic as regards Business requirements.
16.Optimal use and re-use of IT Investment/minimizing duplication

Required•Bachelor's Degree
•At least 2 years experience in SDLC and Application Support
•At least 2 years experience in ITIL and Microsoft Office
•At least 2 years experience in Reporting and Project Management
•English: Fluent

Preferred•Information Technology
•At least 3 years experience in SDLC and Application Support
•At least 3 years experience in ITIL and Microsoft Office
•At least 3 years experience in Reporting and Project Management

IBM is committed to creating a diverse environment and is proud to be an equal opportunity employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, gender, gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, national origin, genetics, disability, age, or veteran status.

Click here to apply ...... https://jobs3.netmedia1.com/cp/find.ibm.jobs/NG/Telecommunication_Business_Operations_Specialist/GTS-0536397/job/

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