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Top of the list.....Igando. Nobody d hear of Ajegule again.

No first bank or Access bank. We are screwed.

Hmmm.....i heard that.

Mehn......they wan tell u another story. Some banks d piss me off ah swear. Am sure its one of these 'f' banks eeeh?

Naija over England.......? Thats gonna be ur worst mistake boyyy

Mcsammy4u:
Very informative

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Oga so you get mind quote this long post just to comment 'very informative'. God is watching you.

Na to start writing something on Donald Trump's page dey my mind now. Make i see if i go get his attention

Las las who lose? Na We. After all the burning, looting and killings, their voice has been heard. Sorry means nothing when trust is broken.

Cutehector:
Naaah naaah naaah...


This is skin deeeeep. Bro you pierced sorrow into her heart. Even if I were the woman, i'm not sure i'd forget that in a lifetime.


Nobody can help you bro, it is finished. You killed the love and also made sure it was totally dead with such words

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You are right bro. Such words are really difficult to forget cox they re deep. Show that u are remorseful everyday and pray to God to heal her pains if not, OP you haff finished work. Chai!

I work with Post Office. If you are in Imo, hit me up and i will assist y

Ehinmola:
Suicide is not the answer. No matter the conditions you may find yourself, never think of suicide because whatever goes up must come down.

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Loud it bruh..... Whatever goes up, e no go even reach 10mins it must bow.

Wait ooo.... Does it mean that the guy dt went to drop the ransome didnt go under police discreet survelliance? He went alone bah? Ooook. Una try.
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SARS nko? Are they no longer working? Abi Bayelsa pass them ni?

Okkk if they come back, what will they be doing here?

iamgprince:
there are so many things we guys do find we find a lady or should i say girl attractive. Some will even stalk you,. some will even request to help you do something when you don't even want their help and so many much weird things just to have sex with the girl and run away.

OMG! Hey......not all guys assist ladies coz of sex. Maybe you do but plssss dont generalise it. Some guys are way too mature ad responsible than dt.
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Thank you

Of all the embassy you could think of, it was US that you settled to defraud. . Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Seems like this man has acquired more knowledge after eating yam in Germany. #Speakout.com

Its starting. Watch out for Aba, Onitsha and Rivers

Sunsets:
Onye kpo nkita bia church?

. Ipughi imata nkita beluso ma i bu nkita n'onwe gi.

Sunsets:
Onye kpo nkita bia church?

. Ipughi imata nkita beluso ma i bu nkita n'onwe gi.

...and if you drive your car without putting your seatbelt, it can cause damage to your engine.

You see Venza, Corolla and Spider, these cars are without reproach. Love them die

Scammers

nnokwa042:
can someone buy phone from Ali express from Nigeria? I never knew aliexpress send goods to Nigeria

Yeah. You can receive phone from Aliexpress here is Nigeria. If you are in IMO contact me and i will guide you.

Hmmmmm

Upton:
You don't resist arrest anywhere in the world na. Illegal arrest happens everywhere in the world but you have to remain calm

Bros, if to say i no be God fearing person, i go swear for u for dis thing wey u talk. Rubbish.

Lagos na wah

You never see something

For ur mind, you na fine boi abi?

JasonScoolari:
I find this story hard to believe.

Question number 1; Why did you decide to give the driver extra N1500? Did he drive you above SEA level to warrant such magnanimity? Or it's your usual way of showing off to your social media friends?

Question Number 2; How come you had so much time to take the driver some pictures? Is it a way of telling your social media friends that you're balling hard with your "Personal" Driver?

Question Number 3; You were able to post the pictures of the driver and your WhatsApp "chat" easily, what stops you to post a screen shot evidence of the amount deducted "mistakenly?

OMG.........now this is a critical thinker. Oversabi d worry u abeg

We die here

Corrosiveman:
The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name,
including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate
Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field
of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he
watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and
Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are
with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this...
Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the
President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo
MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when
he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world
cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex
Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder
CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t
give him space. When asked about MESSI,
he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out
of the interview
My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays
football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product
of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for
him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7
trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it
becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth
INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead
of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every
50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the
world history currently carved and
positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING
and SULTAN of BRUNEI.
The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be
the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.

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You've said it all bro. Its a good one and 100% correct. Oya go to Mama iyabo shop across the road, take, 2plates of fish peppersoup, with 1 yago of palmwine. Collect 5 sticks of benson but if na w**d u de take, call #stone to get SK 2 tab for you then check the bill and send it to me. I will pay.