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i'm betting man utd :chelsea for a draw

last month i travelled from seven sisters to paddington. can i create a thread for it?

God blessed naija. naijans scatter the blessing. i hear say port harcourt na war territory. say the abductors are now going to homes to abduct people. it is now risky and unsafe to be rich or successful in port harcourt

faketan i ga adi. ihe oma bikwara gi. iseeeeeeeeeeee

mukina2:
In your dreams

[center]Breaking news[/center]

Mukina and Toshmann are officially separated

honey i was joking

onye ahu buru nwanyi, ya mekwaa mistake dabata n'ulo m n'abali oooo. . . . iseeeeeeeee

breaking news

arsene wenger resigns


next pls alex ferguson

ma onweghi nwanyi, ada ya biakwutekwa m o iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

some chelsea fans in cardiff have started shifting base to another club. . . arsenal

no romance without finance i don die

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=80364.msg1519309#msg1519309 date=1190393157]I hear you rhino.
love will not buy moi moi.
neither can you pay for ugu leaves "in the currency of love"[/quote]BabyO

nwanyi ya hapukwa ya biakwutekwa m o. . . iseeeeee
ibi dakwa ya o . . . . . .iseeeee
atumbala wurukwa ihe iribama ya. . . . . . .iseeeeeeeeeee

i'm not sure education is the problem. after all didier drogba, ballack, lampard, michael owen, john terry etc all those premiership stars did not go to university. some no even complete college sef, yet babes dey flow. i think it's the money/unemploment thingy.

if the cab driver brings home £1000 a day, the professor wife go love am. if the professor husband has not money the wife no go love am.
fellow men(especially ibos and those who want to marry ibo women) money is the final word. most women wont care how the money came o, some wont even ask what job you do. make we de pray for money o. i have postponed my marriage indefinitely twice. infact the last time i even postponed the relationship as i dey now i de hussle out my life. e go better some day. . . . .

omoge
e be like say u go 1st arrange ambulance wey go come carry my man b/c the guy heart don scatter to pieces and now na im brain wan join am put.

faketan faketan, nta nta mmiri na atakpo ala anya. udu ako mmiri, iyi ata ata, okeosisi n'agba mgbo. igwe tagbara gbatara 1 of okuku mgbekere. ana m ekele gi o

true she fit like am. the babe dey very different. i wish you luck

D1O:
thanks for all your responses.
The uni is Westminster University in Central London, 309 Regent Street and quite close to the famous oxford street where everyone works so fast as if person dey pursue them

hahahaha my dear whenever i enter london, the rate at which people walk so fast especially at victoria and westminster (parliament square area)is so alarming. at 1st it used to make me feel stupid and dull to walk slowly. my friends joined to walk fast. but later i got over it and started walking at my own pace without feeling stupid. no follow dem o, i no know wetin de pursue them.

mukina2:
Kwenu

yaaaaaaaaa ada mmadu, kedu ka imere okwa ima na olulu mu na gi naha abi nso nso a

afurum gi n'anya
were nsusu onu nke a

and try change that picture for ya profile. it's too local. nairaland is not an avenue for the glorification of poverty. (it may be why omoge and her security chief-darfur dont want to have anything to do with you sef)

let me advise you. soulpatrol has alligned herself with the so called stingy diasporeans, so it wont be good to go for her.
it will be foolhardiness to follow omoge b/c that darfur of a guy is a very bloody obstacle.

my advice is that you go for babes like simple-me. she is simple and is just herself. she is outspoken and will tell you her mind ASAP. if she like you, e go gel one hand, if she no like you she go tell you one time, she fit even advise you who to go next. leave darfur alone, let him eat omoge if he likes.

my 2 kobo

a friend of mine won the US Visa lottery and was given an appointment by the embassy and was mandated to pay over $750.00 for the interview, yet when he got to the embassy they told him that Nigeria has exhausted its chances in the lottery, that the number of slots allocated to nigeria has been used up. . . . . yet they gave him an appointment and collected over $750.00 non refundable from a young struggling nigerian, a significant proportion of which was borrowed.
now if that is not 419, can oprah and her blinded cerebral supporters tell me what it is?

let me explain further, a very poor guy was made to borrow more money to give to a very rich country in exchange for dissappointment, increased debt, elongated poverty, anguish and self pity. while the rich country gets $750.00 richer. nobody mentions this kind of thing in the news. but i tell you, this is the real duping b/c someone can commit suicide for this.

faketan:
Bia Tosh, Tosh, Tosh?
I choghikwanu I kpotu m. O di mma. O nweghizi nwanyi m na gi na-azo.

fake de fake kedu ka imere? idikwa nma. ana m ekele gi o. udo diri gi o, dikwara ndi nile ihuru n'anya o

fake, ya gazie o

hmmmn, interesting

@elgie
e be like say you go wait until hell fire freezes

nwanne nke m is talking.

ritchboi:
Toshman
i'm afraid your talkin trash,intanationals?I wonda if portsmouth and porto players come from mars and didnt play 4 their countries.RUBBISH!

where did i mention the word internationals? have you been on drugs? or do you need an ophthalmologist?

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=19138.msg1516950#msg1516950 date=1190331532]I almost married onye abakaliki
but he didn't have enough money [/quote] nne

my wonderful sister keep the ibo spirit up

now go to the other thread and defend my statement about igbo ladies and unemployed partners

@romanus,
ujo atula gi, toshmann nwa mama anaghi ata akpa school mana iwe wee m agakwa m atawashi the akpa school na aku bekee abuo no ya n'ime

Osisi(my darling sister)
wetin i talk na true. hoha. during a serious marital tiff, the woman breadwinner will remind any man that she pays the bills. if your man does "okada", one day, another talkative sister will yab you that ur husband is an okada man, then the lady yabbed will vent her spleen on the poor struggling okada man.

@boondoggle
i am ibo-to the core, i know my sisters. and if you are talking about treating their men well, look at a very good calabar woman. i emphasise the word good. a good calabar woman will treat a man well. a good igbo woman is a great partner. but just make sure you earn more than her.

truth hurts