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octopus. try it yummyy-yummy-yummy-

a no m ebe a. muwa bu tosh nwa mama, agbusi gbara otele1, anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom, eju n'efe n'elu, alusi n'eje uka, igirigiri dachiri igurube, akirika kara aka. . . . . . . ejighi m ujo wee too.

mana fake o, kedu ka isi wey survive-uo the ogwu oke?

dowry is symbolic. in my place it is very secretive and only the suitor and the girl's father know how much it is. it is usually little. just to show that the father has accepted the guy as a son-in-law. but my wahala na all those lists . infact, in these days of 419, guys go soon begin borrow cars, house, even degrees and jobs to pose b4 and during wedding. and return all after the wedding

in fact, one of my friends say he borrow some money from the very babe wey him wan marry     . . . . and it's worse among us (igbos).

with all these unmarried katikrous  babes wey full igbo land, the next option may be home made prostitution o (katiki=old babes/old cargo. . lol )
(i.e sleeping with men whom you hope will marry you but you know they wont marry you)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faketan ka di ndu . .
. . .o di ka nnenne enyeghi ya poison m si ya nye ya. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

nnenne. . . . . nnenne . . . .kedu ebe ogara sef . . . . . . . [size=13pt]nnenneigbo[/size] . . . . .

chei, faketan a survive-uo la this plot. . . .

tell them

@elgaxton
where be that wey u take that kind picture? na here be the place wey u talk say NEPA no de take light for ya side? na Abuja be dat? abi na gwagwalada or suleja
na wa o

fake na agba 1st. o dika o gi na agba 2nd. unu akupula m final. mana a na m eme plan i tinyere faketan poison a ga m egbere ya ogwu oke very soon. fax-iara ya de ogwu oke ka on'uo na nro

yeah, the igbos are teaching the others how to make money from marriages. now there are a lot of unmarried igbo girls in their 30s, beautiful, educated, disciplined and morally sound but no husband. and there are many young handsome educated men, and why, tell me,why does the word marriage scare young men in naija? marriage is a good thing and i trust God mine will be wonderful   but i pity a lot of my friends. after their wedding they are virtually beggars . . . .and they just dont want to see their in-laws in their house at all they just hate the in-laws and the girl is caged in the marriage

@debosky
good idea bro. i've always trusted ya thinking faculty

or they can do, marry one, get four free

heheheheheeee. nsogbu dikwa.

nne,
i hula na obughi kwa m na achuzi pieces these days

i'm proud of who i am. this is a religious obligation b/c if i'm not proud of who i am then i am telling God who made me that he is not perfect. Now, "who i am" involves everything about me. . . .my name, family, gender, language, nationality, tribe, race, religion, profession etc

Toshmann the Great
Black and Proud
African Forever
Naija 4 Life
Igbo for Blood

marriage is where you see the worst of the igbo culture. here you see greed and jealousy combining in one ceremony. that a young man is completely ripped mainly by people who dont care about him or his wife to be , is very ridiculous. if i had my way, i would have married an oyibo or even efik woman (but i hear other tribes in nigeria are begining to learn from the crazy igbo culture)

it is usually the relatives of the girl, (not her father or immediate family but distant relatives) who insist on these payments. now these relatives will say if the guy doesn't bring the money there'll be no marriage. they dont care if the marriage doesnt hold. the girls immediate family will always want the guy to do what he can but these relatives will have non of it. i dont know why our culture allows these greedy(usually good for nothing)relatives so much authority . and after the wedding they dont care what happens to the girl and her guy. annoying

the issue is not the dowry. but also the "list" can cause sudden heart attack in a young man. and i can swear that it may not be unconnected with the tenacious desire of igbo young men to make money at all cost . . . and many of them end up in prisons around the world. i can never allow my daughter's suitor to spend beyong his limits. infact if he spends beyond a certain amount he'll have to answer to the source of that money

this nonsense igbo culture must end with this generation or else. . . . . . .

@ritchboy,
if you like call am premier league, if you like call am premiership, liverpool has been english champions 18 times and man utd 13(abi 15times not sure now)and chelsea 3 times. we have the highest number of trophies in both england and europe. the reds are da bomb, believe it or leave it e de vex you

walk on,
through the rain,
walk on,
through rain,
though your dreams,
be tossed,
and bloooooown,
walk on,
walk on,
with hope,
in ur heart,
and you'll never walk aloooooone,
you'll ne-e-e-ev-er walk aloone

ABACHA

REMEMBER?

na wa o
this thread na for liverpool fans o if you no like am, comot na
the more you protest the more the thread dey grow

haba!!!!!!!!! abegi, all liverpool fans shout hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when arsenal win champions league them fit follow behave anyhow, when chelsea manage reach champions league final (just manage reach final) we go haila them.

we, liverpool, we don win everything wey dey football, so make we de rejoice at random we have the victorious authority

today it is derby, 2mrw it will be man utd

i think we need a psychiatrist in nairaland

so even as a doctor you dont know that ur brother is impotent and infertile

3 months pregnant indeed

abegi

phew!!!!!!!!!! aguru a di too much, biko ka m ga choo something fast fast. before convulsion ejide m ebe a

nne, anyi ga ahu later

nne, enwere ihe ishiri. aguru jim baaad!!!!!!!!a nd nani bread ka m nwere ike izuta taa

noooooooooooooooooooooo, i think the spurs are going to win the premiership this season, and the FA Cup, and the Carling Cup, and the UEFA Cup, i think they'll win everything that comes their way this season.

only problem is that they cant even agree with me here

hurray . there was not even any awareness here in wales that something called world cup is happening

tkb417:
all our u-17 trophies came from Asia.
China 85, Japan 93 and now Korea 2007.

i pray Hong Kong gets hosting rights soon.

yes o, and after that vietnam, malaysia, afghanistan . . . . .

i'm back

e de vex you take am easy joo, when una win 7-0 u fit open 7 threads for am if you like or u no open any at all if you no like. simple. allow those wey wan open thread to do so. as far as people de yarn for any thread, e mean say that thread dey important. e get many threads for nairaland wey no pass 1 reply, some no get reply at all. na those ones be useless threads, but as far as people de yarn for any thread and the thread de grow, lef am bro, e dey important for the people wey de yarn. abi e get any law wey say make we no open thread? lef am jare.

up liverpool

bitches abeg make una no kill me o, i been just wan talk true

ok kwa. jisike. ka m ga choo ihe m ga eri

bye bye

nyere m faketan poison ka o nwuo

bitches can't close their legs. period.

nnenne so i nwere ike ibia like this i gaghi aju maka m? okay o. nsogbu adighi, o di ka my days na threadi a adigo numbered. amaghi m ihe faketan gwara unu maka m, mana e noticiri m na since faketan biara ebe a, onweghizi onye sendiri m. no wahala.

faketa, jide nke iji o, odika o buzi gi bu the main dude ugbua. jisike.

KnowAll:
y u dey waist your money there matches u can put that £300.00 on and make a small profit on top come saturday and sunday the 15th and 16th of sep. see my tips above.

hmmn, so consultants de here sef

i'm from umumgborogwu-emenelu-duruehiobule, in umuotele autonomous community of araukwu clan of ishiekweke local government area of imo state

wanna come?

@baba-dibia

you for use your spiritual power take arrange your ability to spell words correctly

hey razorr how u dey? long time no see. how now. you don recover from villa disease