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ifyalways: Tosh, very important na urgent,zitere m ozi email with ifyalways na gmail. Biko!
Eze nri,Achi a din nma. Omugwo things.

omugwo things . . . . ify o . . . .
igwaghikwanu anyi . . .
ifynkwa . . . . . . . .

darfur nwanne m leee . . . . . . ala akwupula otele n'uhi gi oo

DEGREE2466: And you expect us to live in the past?

If you think you know IGBO language translate this sentence to IGBO: "IT IS VERY RISKY" 50000 US Dollars

o dikwa very risky

agabaI23: Tosh onye ozioma ikpu.

lol

agabaI23: Tosh onye apari turned preacher. Preaching dikwa n'udi n'udi.
Preaching umuagbogho ka ha chegharia nye gi ihe nsori ya nke anyi maara nke oma buchakwa preaching

As long as Onye ahu mechara chegharia the preaching di okay

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]tosh, chegharia nu, eh
Umuigbo, ekene mu unu o.[/quote]E cheghariala m. Infact adizi m highly chineke-d . Imesa m aka now, ahu gi ga eme juuuuuuuu.

Last night m gara club ka m ga preach gospel so that Umu Akwuna ga echeghari, one of them mechara si na o ga echeghari on one condition, ma m kporo ya lakpuo. And I really wanted her to repent, so I did what I had to do

Udo diri gi nwunye m

[quote author=tha_originator]

Abeg na what is be dat for hin inside mouth?

You sure say this one na is a fish?

This one go lem testicles and prickles join na

Dis one na matter oh! [/quote]This thing no be fish. This thing na winch wey dem pursue for area, dem come float go reach Sweden where enough mkpuru amu dey for consumption
Na eem dem come dey fruitful and multiply

Nnaaa wintch don reach Sweden

philfearon: Ndi Igbo ibe m,Amu na ekele o....
Ndi Owerri ibe m,unu obolachi?

Ala mbano muru m ni
Chei!

agabaI23: Toshnwayi onye nke m, kpoonu okwu afa.
The crown prince of Umumkpi AKA ejule na-efe efe abughi onye ujo

Faketanu m o . Nwanne ahu emewela m irukwuru-irukwuru now. Anya m na acho any available Akwuna right now.

Fake birikwe o

[quote author=big-t]The http://itanimullihoax./[/quote]this makes me feel better. i have been one of those who doubt all conspiracy theories .. . . but i was more than shocked to see this . . . bc it was kinda telling me that all those conspiracy theories that i dissed may have some truths in them. but thanks to you big-t, i know better now.

phew, that was a relief

if that pig enter ohio . . . bacon don happen

quid: Umu nne m na umu nna m.
Ka Chineke gbaa unu ume, gozie unu, nyekwa unu ndu ogologo na ahu isi ike.

Quid nwanne iga adi.

Hehehehee somebody kiss somebody, somebody enwere blister na ire ya after the kiss somebody kiss iri somebody. Somebody emekwa observe ihe somebody na eme somebody ebe a

Okay o

Maka ndi variety na ndi no sharing

I must be having hallucinations
Where's my doctor . . . my enemies have got me. I'm signing out from nairaland for treatment. Mogbe!

This can't be true. No! No! Noooooooo!
Somebody pinch me. . . . I'll try it again.
type illuminati backwards and add .com and NSA website appears

What's going on? Anyone has an explanation?

Check this out.

www.itanimulli.com . . . .

blistering barnacles

ATMC: tosh ututu oma...kedu nke na-eme na ndu gi presently?

ATMC iboolachi! Toshmann nwa mama na enwe añuri right now na New York City. M gagharichaa taa, m daba club n'abali ga Mara ma enwere nke m ji alaba n'abali taa

O rawa ahu, m wuba strip club ha lere umuoma gba oto
Achokwaranu m ima

agabaI23: O na-abuzi Tosh bu ebe aparkiri now?

Imaghi na m wuzi parking lot ahuru?

Tosh, na the crown prince of umumkpi, anu a na-agba egbe O na-adowa g-string...carry go

No regrets

adaobi123: So funny

I thot you love to laff

Yobo ain't ugly.

By the way, what then happens to ugly girls

adaobi123: God bless you for warning me in advance uncle Toshmann

You are welcome

agabaI23: Haba, na here konji carry you reach? Nwayokwaa.Ikpu onye a shikwarike

no shaky, i am toshmann, i go marry am when she grow

adaobi123: Yes yes Afam

afam belle be like ascitis

(go to google images and type ascitis and hit search . . . and laugh )

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]smh @ toshmann

Just one and a half pack? awwwwwww work on it nau [/quote]i'm on it . . . . give me 7yrs . . . . too much McDonalds and Wendys no gree me focus . . . .
but i'm working on it. . . .

i've switched to Subway, at least those ones have enough vegetables in their stuff. . . . with bacon

femmyb: Ok keep moaning and whining like a little biatch about racism like its gonna change anything, are you sure you even live in the states talking about gun shops in black neighborhoods, what gun shops? You must have been watching too many hollywood movies, black neighborhoods are the last place in America that you will find a gun shop.

you really like sex don't you? your rat brain couldn't find any other words to explain your pointless point

get a life, it will help you

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Lol what is a whole you?
abeg jor
You wey I fit carry above my head like firewood [/quote]no wahala, if you fit carry me for head drop me for bed . . . and the rest as they say is history

femmyb: Pls let us hear word, the white man does not owe you a job or anything for that matter, if you dont like the rascism (racism, rat brain ) you know the way to MMIA

the only solution your rat brain could offer for racism is MMIA

i got news for you, for all the racism here, no one will shoot me bc of religion or ethnicity. . . and by the way, my complaint was about Oprah whose only racism is she was told she cant buy a handbag. i'm of the opinion that there are more serious issues.

why do clueless people rush to ask people abroad to come back home at the slightest issue? as if home is a paradise.

ono: Hmnn.. Tosh, long time.

longest time my guy. how body?

So true - all you said man.

truth hurts

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Best be careful before your brothers disown you for here [/quote]disown me for wetin a whole me,
toshmann the great,
the crown prince of umumkpi,
the anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom 1 of umumkpi,

mba nu nu nu, it cant happen. "i no be childrenism"

Of course I've noticed these ones. Who could miss them, they're "so in our face".

good you notice

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I do several methods of side planks everyday, I know that her leg position is wrong and awkward.[/quote]good job Baby, keep it up i'm planning to have 6 packs by the year 2020. i have started working on it, right now i have one and half packs . . . i'll get there someday

Still like the idea of woman/mr.woman working out together.

no skin pain honey. we'll work out together. i have a gym in my basement.

I can't date a lazy Nigerian man. To work out na hassle

toshmann aint lazy you have no worries
hakuna matata

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]lol tosh, you're a joker @bolded [/quote]toshmann doesnt joke with women matters . . . . . . .
you are my sister . . .
you are my friend and you are a girl--->girl+ friend=girlfriend
and finally, by his grace, one day i will eventually come to texas to remove the only good thing in that state

I understand what you're saying. Maybe I overlook a lot of things, but my AA friend was telling me about how racist our school is and I'm like "I've never noticed".

you will never notice 21st century racism. there are laws against racism in the united states so racism has taken a new dimension incognito.

why are the liqor stores almost always in black neighborhoods?
but they aint owned by blacks
why are the gun shops almost always in black neighborhoods?
but the aint always owned by blacks.
blacks are thrown into jails for all sorts of reasons and then laws are passed that make it really hard for an ex-convict to get a real job and a new life. that way they end up back in jail.
street drugs (used mostly by poor blacks) carry a heavy penalty while refined drugs (used by rich whites) carry less penalty.

black violent criminal--->street thug, jail/death sentence
white violent criminal----> psychopath, multiple personality disorder, depression, schizophrenic--->go to hospital and get treatment.

Lindsay lohan serial issues with theft and drugs--->light jail sentence & rehabilitaion. if she as black jail sentence which ends her career.

soon blacks in the south will be unable to vote as before . . . then watch the new laws that a white dominated state congresses will pass.

so my sear sister/girlfriend/future-wife, it is real, it is subtle, it is there. just be careful

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It's not just about education, experience is a money maker. Creativity, renovation etc.

But yes, it's harder for blacks on the same platform.[/quote]and how many black people do you think will be given an opportunity to showcase their creativity in america. haven't you seen the number of blacks from the hood who were given the opportunity to show their talent in sports, music, film industry etc and they excelled. you think that is the only place where blacks are talented in? No sister/girlfriend/future-wife . . .it is the place where they were given the chance to grow.

i have seen a black guy doing economics in college. he was having a hard time in school and he went to see the school's councellor for advice and the councellor told him that may be economics isnt the best for him, and suggested he try sports. . . . . . . if not that that guy already had strong family background with educated parebts, he woulda taken such suggestion seriously. of course the dude ignored her advice and even told her that she would be invited for his graduation.