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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:43am On Oct 15, 2013
kreami diva: Ify,i boola chi huh
huh
Biko Onye Buh di gi? Ahuru m ihe mmadu dere na post-u ya kpoo di gi. M si kam juo gi.

Re: ... by jennykadry(f): 6:13am On Jul 23, 2012I am just going to go with what [b]ify's husband [/b]said, that some stories on NLD are not real, before I carry another persons headache join for the one I get already.This thread starter is a joke!
Heheheeeeee grin
Akpa amu ndi ara! cheesy
Ify ngwa Zaa ajuju. . . Onye bu di gi? huh

Ify abaala voicemail grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:31pm On Oct 14, 2013
ifyalways: iwu onye apari. E kwela m cheta ihe m chefurula echefu. angry
Mgbe m join-iri Nld na threadia, awu m nwa agbogho na amaghi nwoke,birikwa na Ireland then.
Fiam. . .Ikomi e sendira m ticket si m biawa london na oga alu m alu. angry O dorie m for 2 whole weeks,discharge m without pay na Cardiff. Agaba e buru m from there with sympathy vote. cheesy Tupu m na aghota ihe n'eme,a huru m onwe m n'ulo Presido1. cry
From there Romanus eshi ebe oshi dabata london,buru m ga Spain unto trial marriage. A no m na Spain Tosh a puta na nga na London. Darfur being Onuku enye Tosh ego ka o buhachite m back to London. Tosh mee order but to his room first. angry

Tosh e mela m cheta ihe mere na 1800. embarassed
Ify Biko wepu aha m na list gi angry
And by the way, itinyeghi oge ibi na Italy, Amsterdam na Rome. All those towns na Eastern Europe igara biri "alone", kedu Onye gi na ya nu then?. Ulo Onye ka igara?
Ify Biko wepu tosh na Cardiff ahu idere ebe ahu, ibiala Cardiff mbu? Ima ebe Cardiff nu?
Biko jide onwe gi aka o. Ndi na acho m na Cardiff di many already achoghi m i-add-i gi to the list angry

Right now adighi m sure na enweghi 1 or more kids chega m na Cardiff, . . . Upon all my condoms. Sometimes the thing towa pieces condom agbawa, uto ya aputa ihe cheesy

Anyways. .
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:25pm On Oct 14, 2013
kreami diva: Lol...... Ify.... i wu ezigbo agbero! Kai! Smh
Imatabeghi ya yet. Agboro grade 1

kreami diva: Mba my dear. A justuru m choro ihu ndi ozo di fresh na threadi a. tongue
My kwanu? huh
Adighizim fresh? grin. A wuzi m old cargo grin grin

Chei grin
Ala akwupula otele o cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:36pm On Oct 14, 2013
kreami diva: Biko jmoore gbachi tosh nkiti. O choghi ka gi na ya zowa Umu nwanyi uzo ebe a. Agbapu kwala. sad
Kreami diva wink
Nne kedu ihe m mere gi? cheesy
Eme joro m gi?
Ify emebiela m na threadi a. Achoghi m ka omebie jmoore
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m):
[quote author grin=jmoore]unu emebi kwa na mu ebe a oh....[/quote]Nwanne m Nwoke gbapukwa, ndi a emebiela m na threadi a
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 8:20pm On Oct 13, 2013
BellaDonaFema: He is also British, yes he played for the Natioa team (British).
He is quite a good player at Newcastle United. I don't find the accent hard to decipher (different strokes for different folks I guess).
Cheers mate
my error, the person i couldn't understand is from Newcastle-under-Lyme, a small town near Stoke-On-Trent. . . . .

cheers smiley
Travel › Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by toshmann(m): 7:02pm On Oct 13, 2013
babyosisi: For those migrating with growing children

Listen to me carefully
Where you choose to reside could make you regret moving to America
The cheaper the apartments,the worse the neighborhood,the worse the neighborhood schools,the more likely your kids may be interacting with kids with not so good upbringing,the higher the chances of losing your kids.

Many Nigerians in the council flats of the Uk and low Income neighborhoods in the USA have found out the hard way.
Moving to bad neighborhoods has cost us many of our Nigerian Children.
In a bid to save money,Nigerians have made grave mistakes and lost their kids to the streets
Some have been shot by rival gangs
Some are drug addicts and alcoholics and drop out
Some are in jail
Some impregnated by hanging with the wrong crowd
As I write this I have a good friend whose son has caused him great pain and he wishes he could rewind the hands of the clock and reverse some decisions he made.

It is better to live in a two bedroom apartment in a nice area with nice schools and low crime than get a 4 bedroom home with the same amount in bad neighborhoods.

Don't take chances with the kids,your treasure
so true . . . . . . unfortunately.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:58pm On Oct 13, 2013
odumchi: Biko nu, o dighi nma otu unu si n'ekele "ututu oma" na "ehihe oma". Igbo adighi mbu ekele umu ihe ahu. Umu ihe ahu bucha ihe anyi munara ndi Bekee. Na ezigbo asusu Igbo, I hu nmadu na ututu, I kele ya "nnaa/nne, I boola?" ma o bu "Enyi, I tetala/gbapele?". Ka onye obula n'agba mbo isuta asusu anyi otu o kwesiri ka o hara imebi.
toshmann: Awu m Nwoke Oma cool
Gaa jukwaa faketan(agaba) enyi gi Nwoke cheesy

Thank God I mechara hie ura. wink

iBoola chi smiley
cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:03pm On Oct 13, 2013
ifyalways: Up Super Eagles. cool
O nwuru mgbe Ify bu Ify,mgbe ihe di na obi m kwu oto chim-chim.Mgbe ala wu nke osa,uwa bu uwa,O kara awu m na Emenike n'abali a. Di boy ma aku egwu bollu biko. The first goal was awesome,convincing,3derful. cheesy

E shiri m abakaliki rice na ofe akwu. Overnight tombo dikwa maka ndi choro icha anya ha against echi,Monday.
Ify Onye ara.
Bikonu olee ebe m ga ele egwu bolu nke a?

Aghotaghizikwa m bolu ndi naijiria, oge m nu n'ulo, anyi na Ethiopia gbawa bolu anyi agaghi enwe any tension, anyi ga agba ha 4-0 without stress. Ma ugbua, anyi merie with 2-1 ndi mmadu na añuri oñu. M si okwa common Ethiopia ka anyi gbara 2-1? Kedu nke di mmadu na añuri as if anyi omeriri brazil or Germany?

Anyway ka m ga lee ma m ga ahu ebe aga ele bolu a na Internet.

Okwa ka m jiri nuru n'ulo taa, if not m daputa outside ga legharia Anya wink
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 4:29pm On Oct 13, 2013
BellaDonaFema: Nope! Shola Ameobi is of the tribe called Oku. They are situated in the Kabba Region of Kogi state (old Kwara state).
They are not yoruba's, however, a great majority of them speak and understand yoruba. Cheers
I thought he plays for England? huh
So na only Newcastle e de play all this while? Hope he plays well sha, never liked his game at Newcastle, anyways I don't like Newcastle at all grin
They play rubbish and I don't even understand their accent compared to the rest of England.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 3:15pm On Oct 13, 2013
ATMC: tosh amarom UDI mmadu IBU eziokwu lol, well, emechakwam ralu ur mana o take kwa time...ututu oma
Awu m Nwoke Oma cool
Gaa jukwaa faketan(agaba) enyi gi Nwoke cheesy

Thank God I mechara hie ura. wink

iBoola chi smiley
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 4:58am On Oct 13, 2013
this is nice smiley

i hope our fans will be civilized enough to return the goodwill
Jokes Etc › Re: Describe The Person With The Last Post Using Three Words by toshmann(m): 4:46am On Oct 13, 2013
mayten30: me,myself and I,answer my question am I black?
No, you're white!
SMH!
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 4:41am On Oct 13, 2013
Teotihuacan: [color=#FF2100] Mehn see Airport. choi!! Adis Ababa fine oh![/color]
I was waiting for someone to notice how neat and organized the airport is.

We claim to be giant of Africa but we don't realize that many other african nations are quietly rising behind our backs while we continue to make noise.

Giants charlatans of Africa
Poems For Review › Re: Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by toshmann(m): 1:06am On Oct 13, 2013
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:00am On Oct 13, 2013
ifyalways: Danhart,Tosh ka i hapuru o-quotue gi? Gakwa mee test afo ime echi. Njakiri go back. Tosh tuwara asa abuo ime ebe via bluetooth quoting. Google Nightnurse na Maria Goretti. Ha abuo wu Tosh casualties from this thread.
ndi iro m abiala . . .. odeshi tongue

Achi ofe,how far. Kedu wing i choro igba ebe a sef? set ka obu ono-na-etiti? cheesy
achi choro igbo 5-aside grin . . nani ya
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:58am On Oct 13, 2013
ATMC: agaba ayam finding it difficult to sleep cry
ATMC, agaba si m gwa gi na . . . . NOOOOOOOOO! faketan wu onye nke m, agaghi m emetu okpeke ya aka. . . nooooo . . .temptation go back. . . . . nooooooooooooo. . . i wont do it. . . .

ATMC, try and do maths/algebra or something very boring. . . also just close your eyes and determine never to open it no matter what. . . .think of agaba onye nkem wink

before you know it, i si good morning
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:39pm On Oct 12, 2013
agabaI23: I nwegonu akpu obi abuo. Kedu ihe ozo ichoro?
Lolololol grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:37pm On Oct 12, 2013
danahart: @Toshman Udo diri gi . Nwada Ify anula maka Okwa nke ahu. Ndewo maka ndumodu gi n'ebe umuokorobia ndia no. cheesy@Toshman ohere di kwa maka I bia zara onu gi
Lol
Onweghi nsogbu di nu, Ada mmadu wink
Udo dikwara gi
Ya gaziere gi
Ihe Oma biakwara gi
Nwoke churu gi kpobiekwa ukwu n'uzo

Toshmann chuo gi, ya gazie o cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:34pm On Oct 12, 2013
kreami diva: Tosh,gbahara m.......
Agbagharago m gi kemgbe ogu afo wink

Mana ahughi m foto gi o sad

Ihe m huru wu cake, I nwekwara Ike itinye de foto na inbox-u m,

Ighotago, wink
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:27pm On Oct 12, 2013
kreami diva: Tosh,nwata nwanyi ahu no na image gi obu onye huh Jiri kwa nwayo na atu sword o. Gbalia yiri okpu nna bu enyi o. Udiri nwata nwanyi ahu m huru ebe ahu nwere ike iragbu gi o.

Otu a ka oha m n'onu.

Weekendi oma unu dum. kiss kiss
Nne, enweghi kwa nwata nwayi nu na image m, owu achi4u ka I na ekwu maka ya.

Muwa wu Toshmann awu m holy Christian, udiri ihe ahu anaghi anu na profile-u m.
Adi m highly chineked,

Kedukwanu image nke gi, m choro itinye ya na profile somewhere wink
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 2:26pm On Oct 12, 2013
achi4u: ^^^^

all of the above

gringringringrin

Torchman bu oke agu na adogbu umunwanyi ...onye obula na eze ya eze ka mgbogrin
agabaI23: Nne, Tosh enweghi Choice. Nke o bula o huru, o maburu. Maka Tosh, otu bu otu. O na na di, ma o kwuru onwe ya. Buru bia
Ndi iro m agbaala plural sad

Kreami diva

Nne, tosh wu nwa chi n'emere. Nwokorobia n'amaghi nwayi. Biko a wu m Nwoke Oma.

Ndi a nile n'emere m Anya ufu maka na a wu m bobo cool
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:46am On Oct 12, 2013
adaobi come and take this boy away . . . .
i go just give ID koboko make she take flog you. . . grin
she no de pity children o . . . grin grin
beware
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:45am On Oct 12, 2013
spikes C: wink wink wink
taa mechie onu (close ya mouth) wetin you go do? angry
you go just begin smile,
go and watch tom and jerry before the show is over
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:37am On Oct 12, 2013
spikes C: grin grin

mumu sad
na that grass wey you just begin grow for mons pubis na him you think say you don suddenly become man angry

if i leave you with ID inside room now, wetin you go do? angry . . . . you go begin sweat through ya nose abi grin
abeg comot here jare. . . . go and watch tom and jerry. . . .
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:26am On Oct 12, 2013
spikes C: angry
this kid angry wetin be ya problem? abi you want choke?
wait until you get pubic hair before you start worrying about women.
ID na adult, meant for adults only. so go find ya mate angry and better hurry now that otele is AWOL, you can have adaobi all for yourself.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 12:59am On Oct 12, 2013
ID cheesy
what's up sweetie kiss

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