₦airaland Forum

biafranqueen: why not start a real one addressed to the International Courts why does it have to be a joke lets go !

My sister wetin come make you believe say na joke?
I'm trying to make my people understand that in this life there are many problems and limited resources to solve those problems, let us use our energy for the real issues. You want us to fight a senator in Texas for mere utterances that he made while confirmed crooks right there for our domot in Naija who looted the life out of us and future generations are there watching and no one is talking about them.

Let us start by petitioning those home grown crooks. Leave senator Cruz alone, he's playing US politics with Obama, lets clean our country, by holding our home grown crooks accountable. If and when we clean up Nigeria, we will have better respect globally and even senator Cruz will use us as an example of how to build a nation, we won't need to call a national referendum to petition one man in a foreign country.

Why do we focus our energy on peripheral issues when hot issues are killing us?

Did anyone petition the federal aviation authorities when Nigerians kept dying from plane crash?

Did anyone petition the FG when boko haram killed thousands of Nigerians and some people were discussing amnesty?

How many signatures have been collected for ASUU strike that has kept a generation of Nigerians languishing for months?

Have you seen any petition about the deplorable state of our hospitals?

What of our roads? How many Nigerians will die from road accidents this weekend? Preventable deaths. Is there a petition for that?

How many women will be beaten up this weekend by their husband or boyfriend? Any petition for ending domestic violence?

Our senators are purported to be the highest paid senators in the world. How about petitioning the high cost of govt in the midst of extreme poverty? Wanna petition?

So my sister, no be joke. The list is endless. Unless we have the energy to petition all of them, we may have to pick and chose which cause to fight. And definitely, fighting one megalomaniac in Texas won't be my priority.

My opinion, you may not agree but that's okay.

Petition petition petition !!!

Please we need 10million signatures to make these people apologize and pay retribution for wasting our country to the point that many leave our countries for greener pastures when our own pasture is supposed to be the greenest

1. Gowon
2. Obasanjo
3. Shagari
4. Buhari
5. Babangida
6. Abacha
7. Abdulsami
8. Umaru Dikko
9. Sanusi
10. Ibori
11. GEJ
12. Tinubu
13. Igbinedion
14. Babangida again
15 IBB
16. Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida
17. Anenih
18. Olabode George
19. Udenwa
20. Peter Odili
21. IBB
22. Chris Uba
23. Andy Uba
24. Add your own list

These people are the real ones hurting me, senator Cruz can say what he wants, it doesn't hurt me, but these modafokas here and their cronies too numerous to mention have destroyed the fabric of hope on which our nation should spring up for future generations. And they are not done yet. Let us focus our energy on getting them to apologize and pay us back our money and give us back our country

Sign,
Toshmann The Great

The anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1 of Umumkpi
GCON

ogugua88: Where is the apology?

Why don't you sit up and take a look as to how things are done, how things work, when people are proactive. A senator was insultive and progressive Nigerians will not tolerate such. Nigerian outrage has reached CNN, the Huffington Post, MSNBC, etc. Local news, national news, and international news. The Nigerian Ambassador to the USA has made his own statement. A public apology must come for his public abuse.

This is a toxic senator from Texas. Nothing will please him more than seeing a bunch of foreign niggers running around in a thick accent protesting what he said about their country. It will not only make him more popular in Texas if he refuses to fully apologize but it will also bring out more rabid right wing modafokas to make more intense statements about Naija.
These people openly abuse the POTUS and get more popular, how much more abusing a foreign country that already has a bad name.

Nne relax o.

agabaI23: Lekwanu ohuru Ikpu kwe onwu one of nairaland na-adu m odu.

Onye apari. Fromikpu How far?

Nke a wu "Kettle calling snow black"

[quote author=tpia@]is social media helping marriage prospects or not so much?

most women are on social media these days.

and btw, are our celebrities helping matters with all their bodily exposure? Why arent the displays of cleavage translating into more relationships and marriage for females?

just asking.[/quote]Social media remains the biggest calamity interpersonal relations. Someone who lives alone, has no friends, talks to no one from morning to night, Facebook will make him believe he has 500 "friends"!
And he's happy. Some people even have girlfriends and boyfriends online.

Close the laptop and go out and meet people.

ifyalways: Mercy, ihe a banyere wu complete "tipper bu aja" I jikwa anya gi?
Tosh of all nkpi juru na threadia? Nne nye m address gi ka m kporo ndi uka cele bia mere gi ekpere. Dika ndi Onicha si ekwu, "Mercy, I jesie ofo gi una" LOL

Nne biko,Tosh a bughi factory!

have u found me, o my enemy

mercy okwa m gwara gi agwa.. . . . ndi anya ufu gbara gburugburu. ndi osukosu, ndi obi olugbu, ndi enemies of progress and haters of good

abiala ha, lekwa chairlady ha. . . aka ifynkwa, ifylacious, ifybrekete, ifygidigbam, ify-one-chance, ify-kubasie-ya-ike

zerekwa ya o. . . .

Kreami,ano m ya. Mu na oga ka nokwa na stage of "no akpa skull" rue oge m ga akowa ihe ahu m kwuru na be ndi agbataobi anyi.
Without seeing,touching and chopping "ihe" for days now, I'm not same. Oyi + heat na-eme m otu mgbe.

nwoke a na emere gi inyanga, omakwa na iwu baba na bed? omakwa na the thing jie gi bad. . . . .away match emeela

sweetpoison: D op is frustrated

Lol

Women like hot-headed bad boys. FACT and this is understandable bc bad guys know how to make a girl feel nice about herself, get what they want and vanish.

Infact some women even like men that beat them ( this is the one I don't understand) but it's unbelievably true.

Also, men like bad girls, not for marriage but for banging. Infact I know many guys who the the sight of virgins.

Me, I like pretty girls
Good girl, Bad girl, Neutral girl, Just be pretty and I'm game

[quote author=Mercy-u]Okwa ya.Mana nwanne anyi anwula,nwanna anyi anwula. Odighi m ka onwere onye osukosu na asu[/quote]asampete m, ndi obi olugbo gbara gburu gburu o

[quote author=Mercy-u]Toshman iga adi ooooo[/quote]i ga adikwa o, ezigbo nwanne m nwanyioma
infact anyi abuo ga adiririririrla hoha

ndi o ga ewe iwe ya wegbuo ha. . .
ma ndi osukosu nwamkpi

ATMC: ihe, oyi tuba gi ozo, suba tongues inugo? ma obukwanu si ya talitha kumi...nke putara oyi a kwusi kam kuu ume

kedukwanu nke wu isu in tongue and i si talitha kumi ma oyi bia umuoma. . .

when you can solve the problem easily by ikpo m na phone si m "T-bobo, oyi abiala" and i'll handle the rest with relative ease and irukwuru-irukwurutic efficacy

"tabitha kumi" na "oyi abiala" kedu nke di mfe ikwu karia ibe ya?
inwerike itabi ire ebe ina asu tabitha kumi tabie ire kumiekwa ukwu na okwute

[quote author=Mercy-u]Ndi be anyi ndewonu oooo[/quote]merciful mercy ndewoooooo

o biri na aja ocha ( e go end for white sand) n/b white sand symbolic of burial . .

" What weird traditions does your place still practicing"

Poster abeg try correct the grammar wey you take do topic, make people no come think say nairaland na forum for mediocres

@topic
All these useless traditions wey someone commits a crime and other people in the families go die, na dem hold us back for centuries when the rest of the world de advance.

vivianc: Tosh Tosh! Toshnwanyi! Tosh nwa bobo! Tosh umu nwa! Guy keduzi nke ichoro ka anyi mee quickie? Ka anyi mezie ya sharp sharp before Agaba and co abata ek kwa?
Ama m na echegharigo m but anaghi m eme udiri quickie a, ana m e-take-i my time hazie things ofuma.

Erm, okwa isi na ibu virgin? Anaghi m emekwa virgin guys o. Ha amaghi ka esi aku nkwa.

ighotaghi ihe m mean-iri. . . asi m awu m virgin na uwa m mbu
mana taa, virgin gbakwaa oku . . . . that m na agba virgin atlantic aputaghi na m wu virgin. . . . . ndi bi na virginia awubeghi virgin ma afokwa toshmann nwa mama
nne biko ngwa osetiala . . . shhhhh . . gbanyuo oku . . . . ofuwa gi uto. . . . . .otowa gi ufu. . . . ofuwa gi ufu gi gwa m ka m weputa ya, inugo . ujo atula gi, the thing enweghi okpukpu nu na ya. . . .irukwuruuuu-irukwuru- - - - uzeeeeeeee.. . . . . . . (lights out)

vivianc: Inweghi nsogbu. I believe you.

Biko nu, oyi a na atu m ona atukwa ndi ozo? Anwuolam here! Eyirikwo m efe kariri 10, werekwa blanket cover onwe m but still ahu ka na ama m jigijigi. E-need-iri m iku nkwa kpu oku n'onu na abalia but ejego m confession wee kwe onye uko chukwu nkwa na ma agaghi eme ihe ojoor ozo.

But come to think of it, e-needi-kwaranum permanent standby heater, eh? Nke a mna ezurutu n'ohi sometimes eh, ona adikwa uto o but vely vely lisky. Aga m elebara okwu a anya tupu oyi atugbuo m na obodo.

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olee ihe m nu ebe a n'emekwanu? . . . my special one need-iri my presence m nuru here n'ele anya

Vibrant-Vivi. . . from today on, igaghi atu oyi again. . . iseeeee.
udiri oyi a na atu gi awughi ihe eji blanket emechi
and ihe ahu na ama gi jigijigi awughi true jigijigi . . . ihe ahu wu something else. . . aha ya wu irukwuru-irukwuru
ama m the thing . . o na eme m pieces
infact ahu emewela m irukwuru-irukwuru right now
vivacious vivendy biko bia kam meelaa go oyi a before agaba and co eburu wahala ha bata

agabaI23: Chei, mbanu
mpa m agaghi ekwe ka ngwere gba aji. I gachaala eluigwe. Ozi m na-anu bu gi bu nwata nwanyi bu ihe m na-eri. Elewe ukwu egbue ewu nwanyi bu ihe m na-eri.
Nne bia ka m je zi gi something

[s]ATMC bia lere ihe enyi gi Nwoke n'eme ebe a o [/s]

Faketan
Ima na iwu my person. Achoghi m itinyere gi civil war n'ishi. Ekwekwala ATMC bia jide gi ebe a o. Jikwa style hapuru m umuasa ndia o

vivianc: Ezigbo nwanne m, imeela. Ya dirikwara gi n'nma!

Ehem, biko iwe gi adikwana oku, anurum na ina atuwa umu nwanyi ime via bluetooth? Obu eziokwu?

Ezigbo nwanne m nwanyi Mara mma nke ukwu, ihe a wu oru aka ndi iro m.
Otu a ka ha si n'agaghari n'agba ashiri megide m. Ha na emere m Anya ufu maka na m wu bobo

Ihe ndi a wu ashi. Muwa wu Toshmann nwa mama wu ezigbo mmadu. Kemgbe nne jiri mu m, amaghi m ihe gbasara nwayi, awu m virgin, n'eche patiently for my special one.
And thank god my special one abiala
Welcome

kreami diva: E ji m aka na o aha Ify ka i choro ikpo nihi na a bu m nwa Jisos tinye kwara na o mu mere Vivian invite.

#whispering# Agaba i ma na i bu Nwanne m. Agwakwala Tosh o. I hu ukwu this girl eh,i ga adi loyal ka loya milk,even Ifynkwa enewbeghi udi ya. I choro ya,i gwa m mana all correspondence ga aga through moi. With all fees duly paid!

Agwakwala Tosh o!

No problem, agaghi m agwa ya
So de girl nwere ukwulobia
Ara ya kwanu? Ojikwa aradin'obi ?

agabaI23: Bia Vivi nwanyioma,
Inweghi nsogbu. Agaghi m ekwe ka kreami na Tosh duba gi n'onwunwa. Nnoo oo!

Haba!
agaba a-gabatala
chei . . .ihe umu babies na ebute na threadia

Eheee! Umuasa abatala, all of a sudden umu guys awuputala from nowhere.

Bikonu ;geenu nti:

Onye akpa kwala any of these new asampete aka without due authorization from enyi umu agbogho which happens to be me

Any unauthorized disturbance of any new Asa with ara kwu oto will face the full fury of the law as prescribed by ME

ifyalways: Iwu otondo
Ina akowa na m na-agba away match?
akpa skull gi dokasia dia. Isi ehi

Lai lai

vivianc: kream Diva, achuru go m gi n'ike ka ijiji bia ebe a.


Umunnem, ekenekwe m unu! Unu anwuchuna o!

Nwanne m nwayi anwuchukwala o
Kama onwu ga abiara gi, ya gbafere gi gaa kugbuoro m mmadu iri na damaturu
Kama oria ga abia gi, ya gafere gi ga dagbuo 20 people na aku away match with Ify
But ya akutakwala ifynkwa. Ify na agba away match but anyi like-iri ya still,

Ify,
Enwere Onye gwara m na o huru gi na Jo'burg last weekend. Kedu ihe igara South Africa ime last weekend

kreami diva:
Toshmann........ Smh. Lwtmb.

At the bolded,anaghi m eme onu. Ihu ara kreami,i ga-adi humble!

O ara Di m huru si "mbaa aga m anu this ara" O ji wee chuwa m,chuwa m untili o wee chuta m. Ugbu a,o naghi e-regreti ilu m nihi na o begoro n'elu ara m,mehhn...isi agbakaa ya!

Chei!
Akpa amu ndi ara e
So Kreami, ara gi kwu gem ka ogene eji eti egwu.

Biko isi na iluola di ?
Chei, na wa o.

Ify Biko enwere ihe m choro ka imere m. Biko bia kuziere Kreami otu eshi aku nkwa away match . . Maka nwa mama need-iri iñu this ara gbara cream na ahu Kreami. . . . achoghi m inu anything about any "di m"

M ga añuririla this ara before ya adaa

ifyalways: Iti.
Iji ego skull gi gba arabanko with feli na Cardiff. I hula uwa gi?

Moniker wu handle gi. Aha I na-aza ebe a.
Iti mpataka. I ji m ugwo "nkwa" maka this tutorial. I di na mbu mara na Ify anaghi eme ogo free

Kremi iwe gi da juo. Nld wu ama egwuregwu, e kwela onye o bula kpasuo gi iwe.

ify mu na gi agaghi aku nkwa . . . .
iji nkwa kugbuo my cousin. . . now ichoro ikugbu m. . .no way . . awu m aruba
nwa mama choro fresh asampete. . . dika maria, na kreami, na swag queen . . ndi ara ha kwu oto
uwa a wu otu mbia. . . . unu hapu nwa mama ka orara ndu jare

This shows how wonderful Nigerian doctors are. In the face of extreme difficulties they still get to do their job.

As a medical student I have been in the OR when the lights went off and believe me we had to use candle light to finish the surgery. I've also been in a situation where an unplanned emergency surgery had to take place, believe me there was no light, no ambulance to carry the patient, no operation room ( the operation room was locked and the guy in charge was not around) the chief surgeon insisted that the surgery MUST be done that night or else the patient may be lost in 24hrs. We were lucky the blood bank was open and the guy in charge there was dedicated enough to wait with us till midnight when the surgery was eventually done. . . . . . . . . . succesfully, Initially with lamp and then the generator guy later came and gave us power in the middle of the surgery.

If someone appreciates, pls give a shout out to the dedicated unknown and perhaps unappreciated yet hardworking Nigerian Doctor

swag queen: Tosh man,i boola chi?

Monicker ole ka i nwere? Kedu nke i na e-quote onwe gi up and down

Biko ify,kedu ebe i no n'ututu a?

Nwanne daalu

Kedu nke wu monicker?
Anyways, nani one queen ka m nwere, and the queen ji swag n'agaghari

babyosisi: Yeah!!!!!!!!
I am happy for you my dear brother
Please keep in touch through this medium
I may send you a Christmas present to welcome you to America,you never know
Trying times will come but it will pass,don't forget that.
Stay focused,be safe ,keep away from the wrong Nigerian crowd
God bless

BabyO you've never sent me xmas present

wetin i do?

my post # 6666
ifynkwa
biko ajukwala m, amaghi m way gi, umu boys nile ikporo aha ha amaghi way gi,
onweghi onye ma way gi

nani gi ma way gi. . . . and nani gi ma onye gi na ya nu n'aku nkwa last yr. . . . or may be imaghi o bc sometimes ina aku nkwa left right and center so imaghizi onye gi na ya na aku de thing or should i say, ndi gi na ha n'aku de thing

but biko ajukwala m. onweghi ihe m ma. . .awu m innocenti

na wa o

ifyalways: Ugbu a ka i biara.

July last year? O dika o tenure Darfur Ele coach Tosh,onye no na game then? A dim quite sure na owu oge Darfur nu na inside 18. Agaba nokwa na bench then while Achi so na first eleven.

Coach Tosh,Owu m ugha ?

ifynkwa
biko ajukwala m, amaghi m way gi, umu boys nile ikporo aha ha amaghi way gi,
onweghi onye ma way gi

nani gi ma way gi. . . . and nani gi ma onye gi na ya nu n'aku nkwa last yr. . . . or may be imaghi o bc sometimes ina aku nkwa left right and center so imaghizi onye gi na ya na aku de thing or should i say, ndi gi na ha n'aku de thing

but biko ajukwala m. onweghi ihe m ma. . .awu m innocenti

ifyalways: Kreami,ihe mere nu wu na I ga agba mbo choputa di year na month ihe ahu mere.

Ano na di sixth di,ma a gupu trial marriage asato n'ihi ya,e nweghi m ike icheta onye nke Jenny n'ekwu maka ya.

Tosh onye apari,ify e nweghi ike igba oso maka nkwa o kurula aku. A naghi m eri ago. I cheta year,month and day e mere that quote then m cheta onye nwu iko m then.

Very simple

Ifynkwa
Owu ihe m ji like-ia gi

Inaghi eri-ago