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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 3:46am On Oct 06, 2013

ifyalways: Agaba,udo di. Maria,imakwa e,its hard to believe that after all the love nwantiti gi na Tosh kuru na threadia,unu abuo buzi past tense ugbu a

Whaaaaat!!!!!! shocked

I didn't see this angry

Onye gwara gi? Ashiri gbala ute. Who tell you. Mu na Asa m nuzi a different level now. Anyi agafego nke PDA ( public display of affection) and nuzi na new levels now. And the more you look. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . tongue

Travel › Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by toshmann(m): 3:42am On Oct 06, 2013

CFCfan: That guy na comedian

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Australian Painter Who Draws Images With His joystick (pricasso) by toshmann(m): 11:56pm On Oct 05, 2013

And somehow na women de patronize am.

Why do women ekwenche so much grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:20pm On Oct 05, 2013

adaobi123: Toshmann Kedu ?

Adaobi,adi m mma, kedu ka imere? elee otele? Nwanne ya nwayi ji m ugwo irukwuru-irukwuru cool

FromUK Kele owu Anya? Ka owu spirit?

Faketan, kedukwanu nke wu na m ji number Felicia? angry

Nwanne jide onwe gi o. Ukwu m akpabeghi London kemgbe 5 yrs. and by the way m ga agbali laruo London next yr, jikwa u style ahu laruo Naija, oteela m Lara ulo, I hope dem never cut down the tree m ji Mara Uzo ulo grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:11pm On Oct 05, 2013

agabaI23: Tosh I bu Rev Fr ebe onye nke a no.
Olee nga oshi makaputa?

archbishop ka m wu ebe onye a nu grin

ifyalways: Nna di guy wu otele ojoo.
A nam acho Darfur ka anyi mukorita akwukwo nso maka na onye na-amu,ndu ya a na-adi nma.

darfur nke ole? angry

bia ify, njakiri go back, i mara ihe imere nwanne m nwoke bidokwa ugbua kwuwe eziokwu.
1. darfur wu a happy man until ya e-meet-ia gi, since then iriria-iriria from one hospital to another
2. darfur ne eme socialize until ya meet-ia gi, since then onaghi aza phone ya
3. onweghikwa onye ma ebe darfur nu up till today
4. mgbe inu na aku nkwa, kuputa tata recently(by the way anyi kwesiri ime party maka de nwa cheesy

, especially if umuasa ga abia de party) but oge i na aku de nkwa ichetaghi darfur, ikuchaala de nkwa now chowa my man angry

ify, ify, ify ifyyyyumuagbara angry

hapu darfur ka darfur nwere onwe ya. darfur wu poor man before ya amata gi, but now darfur wuzi headquarters of povety grin

odika ojighi edo internet self. unu biko gaa london gaa kpoputanu ya o, owughi onye obula ga ebi na ala bekee grin

and talking about london, olee otele na adaobi? undecided

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:00pm On Sep 28, 2013

pazienza: Biko nu,unu ga akaba aru ka unu chegharia,maka na uwa na-acho IKPU, unu ga agba mbo ka unu buru biburu unu na-AMU.

ndi chineke ga akpo oku agbaala plural grin

ahula m onye m ka mma o cheesy

ifynkwa ihukwara ihe m huga ngaa? grin

Webmasters › Re: Afam Where Are You,I Need Your Help by toshmann(m): 2:27am On Sep 25, 2013

spikes C:

you again? this kid angry

. . if i slap you now u go back to your mummy grin

Webmasters › Re: Afam Where Are You,I Need Your Help by toshmann(m): 10:19pm On Sep 24, 2013

What is the problem? Gwa m, adi m capable and gracious wink

Politics › Re: Obama Meets With President Jonathan In US (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 8:56pm On Sep 24, 2013

payless: American Presidents only meet with world's respected leaders at the Whitehouse. It is disrespectful to meet a Nigerian President at Waldorf Hotel for few minutes.

So na only you wey no sabi say all presidents are arriving to New York for UN general assembly stuff? They stay in hotels and the POTUS uses that opportunity to meet one or two leaders.

The Nigerian president has met the POTUS in the White House on different occasions.

Abdulsalam did meet clinton, OBJ did meet bush etc

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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:07pm On Sep 24, 2013

Amaghi m na Obi na amerika sef. De nwa amaghi kwa mma ozo. Okaaala, buo ibu. Bia nwee kwa afo grin

Infact ihu anyi iga eche na owu nne m grin

Mba o, ebere ya ha kpa ahu! shocked

Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by toshmann(m): 12:05pm On Sep 24, 2013

The last thing I want now is a Nigerian wife. grin

I went to winners chapel in New York to "take a look around" wink

only for this former girlfriend from over 15yrs ago to emerge from nowhere and spoil my day.

When you want them they do shakara, now when they want you they just jump into you like it's their right angry

Na America we dey na, Naija girls doing shakara will realize too soon that nobody will come their way when far more pretty girls full everywhere and are freely giving the free gift of life cheesy

Just that when it comes to marriage most of us still want to go back to our "stubborn Naija babes" grin

unfortunately cheesy

No worries, very soon we go shrug off this culture of marrying Naija alone. Some of us have already started marrying outside in their numbers.

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:31am On Sep 24, 2013

The thing ka n'ewe m iwe baaad angry

Olee nnoo mmuo ojooo butara nwa ahu my side? Ego m ji gawa ebe ahu asi na m jiri ya nye ndi "save the children" at least chineke agozie m for that, but lee nnoo otu m shiri tufuo oge na ego.
M kwoo aka tiera okuko aki angry

Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by toshmann(m): 10:25pm On Sep 23, 2013

donroxy: Because ,A Man should not be SHY !!!

A man that is gonna be responsible,hold a whole matrimonial home together,put his wife in check,put his children in check,put his inlaws in check .....protect his immediate family against external and internal aggression and insurrection,Provide welfarism to the best of his ability !!!

Do U think somebody that will withstand such values as enumerated above should be shy !!!

If he is shy, then he already failed starting with his Girl or dreamGirl

Not me dey talk am, but that is the mentality of ''most'' girls as they believed a guy who is timid/shy/scary can never give them their desired wants ...............!!!

And the shyless guys are careless, carefree, disrespect the in-laws without giving a hoot, walk out of the marriage without loosing their sleep.

My dear, a good shy guy is great. I say this as a reckless guy myself. Shy guys usually don't cheat ( how can they, when they are too shy to get another woman) shyless guys are the best IF AND ONLY IF they are disciplined in their hearts.

But it is a very big IF grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:39pm On Sep 23, 2013

Imagine a whole me gara winners chapel convention iga legharia Anya maka Nigerian babes, garuo there jam-uo an ex girlfriend from Nigeria m chefurula kemgbe 15yrs angry

The girl arapagide m n'ahu, kuo-ro m job m biara convention iru angry

M si na Umu nwayi wu winch now unu si m biara ozo. Even sef the girl mee m introduce to somebody as "her man" angry

Ara agbaala m now. Legodi ego na oge m waste-iri ebe ahu.

Anyway, ka m laghachi Ohio for now.

Politics › Re: 24-hour Curfew Declared In Southern Kaduna by toshmann(m): 4:33am On Sep 21, 2013

[quote author=maxi-t]I'd rather we stay together, amend our problems so that peace can REIGN.
Instead of disintegrate for peace to RAIN as you have bluntly suggested.[/quote]Lolololol @ REIGN vs RAIN grin

This frequent ASUU strikes de cause wahala o

Jokes Etc › Re: Model Of The Year by toshmann(op): 5:59am On Sep 20, 2013

Lolololol
This video is the best anti-depressant I've ever seen. I recommend it for anyone who seems unhappy at any time.

Still laughing grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:17am On Sep 20, 2013

babyosisi: Ndi nmehie
Chegharia my brother
A si m gi kpugharia ma tughari kwa

Kpugharia

BabyO

Ibiakwa ozo grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:47am On Sep 19, 2013

Faketanu m oo cheesy

Nwanne onwere otu nwa Caribbean ji m aka now. No leave no transfer. grin

Mana no fear, m jikwa style n'elegharikwa Anya maka Umu Naija. Infact m nu New York ugbua and m nuru na ndi winners chapel mega convention na New York. Ka m ga legharia Anya ebe ahu wink

ighotara?

Ndi mmehie amarala Ihe m mean-iri grin

Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by toshmann(m): 9:35pm On Sep 07, 2013

All you women looking for men STOP going to the Internet to find a husband. Everything online is fake. The girls are fake, the guys are fake, the smiles are fake. Go and look for men in the real world. Be nice. Be approachable. Some girls put their face like say na there idi Amin de shit. How can a man approach you?

Learn how to say "no" politely and with a smile. That way men won't be scared of an embarrasment if things go wrong and as such will be more likely to step up and ask.

Be neat. Some girls dirty like hell. Wear clean and decent clothes. Don't go to church to find a husband, we already know that women looking for a husband in church is a desperado pretending to be holy. Go to parties, weddings, child dedications etc. these are where you'll meet men willing to date.

Finally, if you like him, say so ASAP. Quit all this hard to get wey dem take sabi black girls. After una wonder why we like white girls more.

Control your anger. Watch your words and even the way you laugh. Try and be polished. You don't have to be miss world to attract men but you must be decent and intellectual to attract decent men

My humble advise to my Naija sisters. Free of charge.

Yours affectionately
Toshmann cool

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Family › Re: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by toshmann(m): 7:34pm On Sep 02, 2013

Malawian: i clicked on this thread thinking it was "a nairalander bathing his babe"

Family › Re: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by toshmann(m): 3:20pm On Sep 02, 2013

I want to be like this Guy mehn! I swearagad.

I don't want to be like him grin

Family › Re: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by toshmann(m): 3:11pm On Sep 02, 2013

If anyone expects Toshmann to bath a tiny baby una go wait die grin

You had better bath that baby or else I'll get a hot housegirl to help you bath the baby as well as carry out other necessary domestic 'duties' wink

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:50pm On Aug 23, 2013

ATMC: @tosh akarilim okwu nkotere
umu igbo, olee way?

Nne Igbo nke a isuru ebea kariri m o grin

Biko, isi gini? huh

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