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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:30pm On May 20, 2013
Br3nd4: I guess u were classmates with Murtala Mohammed undecided
ure soooo old cheesy
I was murtala Mohamed's teacher tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:29pm On May 20, 2013
Ishilove: U berra Tok tha truth. tongue
Ishilove, stop twisting my words angry
If you like to twist, I got "something", somewhere that I'll love you to twist cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:09pm On May 20, 2013
IFYYYYYY, Biko kedu ebe ify gara
ATMChick!!!
Faketan!!!!
Darfur!!!!!
Mariaaaaaa m!!!!!
Eze Potokiri!!!!!!!
Achikota-ekweonuuuu!!!!!!
Danielu!!!!!!!
romanusuuuuuuu

kedu ebe umuakfrika gara bikonu?
ogbako a di dry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:06pm On May 20, 2013
adaobi123: He will know soon. tongue

Like you ? grin grin
i have always know that love no de exist. . . (except for me cheesy), I knew that before you were born tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:00pm On May 20, 2013
adaobi123: Its part of growing, he will go through heartbreaks and traumas grin
sure, but he doesn't know it yet grin
By the time you are done with him, he will be like me . . grin
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 4:58pm On May 20, 2013
Ihedinobi: Don't worry, Ishilove darling, I hate you angry
hey, mr Aradinobi, this thread is for introverts, we don't hate . . okay? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 4:55pm On May 20, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin

yeah yeah
i think otele has seen your moves with his competitors and he was upset. you know how that kid behaves when he is upset grin like the kid that he is grin So i'm guessing he is trying to get over it before coming online to do anything grin

grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 3:24pm On May 20, 2013
adaobi123: ^^ yeah right
Otele is looking for you
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 1:39pm On May 20, 2013
Ishilove: Aha!! shocked
Thief grin
I said I don't want under 25yr olds. I ain't no cradle robbing dude.
Politics › Re: Army Blockades Boko Haram Base by toshmann(m): 1:34pm On May 20, 2013
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And to think Amnesty was ever contemplated for this"Evil Doers".... Simply leaves one totally astounded!!! READ ON! From the horses mouth!!!!!.............What Many Do Not Know By Ahmadu Jirgi

Nothing has changed for the better since June last year when the first
emergency rule in some parts of Borno was lifted. The people had
witnessed a kind of restriction they have never seen before as curfew was
imposed in most parts of the states from 6pm to 6am. We also witnessed
a lot of Joint Task Force (JTF) activities as they exercised their powers to
arrest and detain, not leaving outtheir other abuses rivalled by the Boko haram sect. ?But instead, Boko haram has grown in strength and number
while Nigerians watched as the sect gradually spread its influence to
effectively capture 23 out the 24 local government areas of Borno, a fact
clearly attested to by Senator Ahmed Zanna Khalifa representing Borno
central.
Boko haram lived, moved among the people and killed with impunity anyone who dared to stand in their way. ?First, it began with the killing
of their own brothers, friends, family, Islamic clerics and most shockingly
any of their parents who got boldenough to condemn their actions or
report them to the security agencies. In time, they extended their
hostilities to non-Muslims, indigenous or not and then the Igbos.
Contrary to what many people have been made to believe, the ideology that Boko Haram holds does not differentiate between Muslims or
Christians, you are a potential target as long as you are not a sect
member. Any educated fellow orgovernment worker unfortunate
enough to reside among them or close enough to be reached by these
boys also became marked to be axed.
We have witnessed Boko Haram metamorphosed into something else. The foot soldiers are mostly young men from the age of 15 to 25 usually
armed with Ak47, their weapon of choice. Then they graduated toa more
gruesome mode of killing people ?slaughtering with a kitchen knife from
their victim?s home, a treatmentthey mete out to any of their members
they perceive as a hypocrite, mole or deflector.
Indeed, it is the most gruesome form of killing anyone can think of where the victim is tied downlike an animal, and slaughtered until the head is
cut off completely. I have seen the body of my neighbour with the head
severed from the body. I have also seen the body of another manwith
the head cut off and placed on its back at Krenoa, a small farming town in
Marte local government area of Borno state. The villagers said he was
brought to the market by Boko Haram members in 5 Toyota Hilux car, and they were told why he was deserving of such anend ? he extorted from
the people under the guise of the sect. I learnt a teenager was instructed
to do the slaughtering, a task he did smiling.
Believe me, not a single day passes without an incident of killings in
Maiduguri or its environs. Gun shots are so normal that you know
normalcy will return within 15 minutes, so far the victims are not members of the government security forces.
One does not have to pay a visit to the troubled areas of the state to
know that people are dying, a visit to the graveyard tells the story.
Muslims bury their dead wrapped in white cotton material and without a
coffin. A bullet-ridden corpse can be spotted immediately as the white can
be mistaken for red, obviously soaked in blood that flows enoughto even drip from the stretcher.
I recall some months ago, an acquaintance of mine had a younger brother
who joined the police and was posted to one of those southern states. His
police brother came home on a visit to his family but unknown to us all,
Boko Haram members were lurking.? They mistook my friend for his
brother who was home to visit and shot him dead. I went for theburial but could not get into Gwange and like most who have come to pay their
last respect to the dead, waited atthe Gwange central cemetery forthe
corpse. Suffice to say that eleven (11) other corpses were brought tobe
buried in the space of time we waited for the remains of our friend to be
brought ? all covered in blood; thecemetery attendants said sometimes
more than 20 corpses are brought in a single day. In 2011, motorcycles were banned in Maiduguri because it provided a fast
means of escape to the killers, especially in areas that are not motorable.
Despite the hardship in transportation as a result of the ban, a lot of
people welcome the idea even before tricycles were later introduced. In
places like Bulabulin Ggarnam in Maiduguri however, motorcyclesare still
in use as the area is well known to be under the iron grip of the Boko Haram sect. Those who havefled the area said the sect members can be
seen with their guns riding their motorcycle even when the JTF unit is but
a little distance away. The soldiers confess to lack of adequate resources
to launch the needed attack there.
With the insurgency came also car snatching and kidnapping. Kidnapping
is very common in Maiduguri although the ones involving notable figures like Dr Ali Monguno, a nationalist and a former minister get more
publicity.
In places like Bama, one can say there is no single Toyota Camry left. If at
all there is, it must be an old one that cannot possibly go beyond 120
kilometres per hour. In fact, Boko Haram boys need not break into
anyone?s house to claim a vehicle;they call the owner with instructions to fuel the car ahead of their arrival. Then they walk in, ask that he
disengages any anti-theft security and hand them the car and its key. The
owner is killed should the car stopon the way. ?A senior colleague, Late
Ahmed Wali ?suffered this fate. It is believed that all the cars snatched in
Maiduguri are either in northern Borno or in the Sambisa game reserve,
about 45 kilometres from Maiduguri. People die daily in my state, hence any solution towards ending this
carnage must not have a colouration of politics but should be pursued
with the intent to truly bring about peace to our land. I welcome the
declaration of State Of Emergencyin Borno and from the pulse of the
people among whom I work, it is safe to say that many are happy with
this declaration ??if?? it will bring an end to this crisis. The state of emergency is long overdue.
Not to mince words, I have my reservations with the conduct of the JTF; I
never pray that the Baga episode repeat itself in any form, and hence
nurse fears of the fallouts of this military intervention ?but would we
wait for the remaining 3 local government areas still functioning under
Borno state government to fall into hands of Boko Haram? Or allow the entire state to be run down before we act?
Borno is our home; our lives should not be used as bet for political
reasons. It is amiss for anyone to stay in Abuja or anywhere outside of
Borno state and speak authoritatively­ ­ as though they feel our pain, while
our brothers and sisters die in droves.? I will agree with anyonewho
speaks of caution or defined rules of engagement for the JTF but anutter condemnation of the declaration of emergency is not acceptable.
I personally have never been in support of the amnesty program for Boko
Haram. As a matter of fact, the good people of Borno know what these
marauding killers stand for and their great contempt and disregard for
constituted authority. An amnesty will then be a win for them; an
indication that they are above thesovereignty of Nigeria. This will spell doom for the locals.
All efforts made to talk to the sect when Bama was attacked proved
abortive; they see no reason to dialogue when they are winning the war.
When the heat is turned on them,one won?t be surprised to see them
being the ones seeking peace instead. That they be hunted down from
Lake Alau in the Sambisa to the Lake Chad in northern Borno are few of my prayers and more.
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Ahmadu Jirgi (Twitter @jirgispeaks) writes from Maiduguri, Borno State
Thoughts of a maidugiri resident.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by toshmann(m): 12:51pm On May 20, 2013
daylae: So selling oranges can be very lucrative¿
Make una dey there de argue, Toshmann de go open orange business for Washington DC. Na for dollar I go de sell my own oranges.
$600m in one year undecided. Wetin I de carry degree do. I go just resign
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 12:48pm On May 20, 2013
spikes C: Where's idowuogbo, na she go recieve this one for u sad
Try am na? Just try am, see whether I no go smash that ya cocoanut head into 741 pieces angry

You corpus coprumandu and oratta Ora angry
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:46pm On May 20, 2013
I thought you like to laugh grin

O, you crying for otele? Ndo o, otele ga abia someday. Nwee ndidi. Lol grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 11:31pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: This ur dirty tongue
Spike C na my tongue you de call dirty? Me wey de brush mouth morning and night, plus listerine mouthwash wey I dey take support am. Na 'im you call my tongue dirty?
Twak! Toshmann donates spike C another slap . . . . . .and runs away quickly again
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 11:26pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: This ur dirty tongue

I thought u said u dnt like him/her/it grin
I will neither deny nor confirm that allegation tongue

But I'll set the record straight. I don't want under 25 kids like Adaobi, adabekee , itsmodella (if its a she)
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:23pm On May 19, 2013
adaobi123: Otele cry
grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 11:21pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: Ngwa nye m just one kiss smiley
Modella said I should give you this
tongue tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Army Blockades Boko Haram Base by toshmann(m): 11:17pm On May 19, 2013
jamst: huh! let me ask,who are those more than happy wit wat is going on in the north?you igbos(biafra) people...as they say; "the perfect way to fight your enemy is to find a perfect excuse". bokoharam=pdp hoax...to further their evil political agenda 2 destroy this country(fact)
Are you trying to say boko haram doesn't exist?

And by the way, @perfect way to fight your enemy is to find a perfect excuse" ____sure, claim GEJ is Igbo, blame igbos for everything and fight them.

The governors of the affected states support the Nigeria. Army. Yes NIGERIAN army, (not Biafran army) is doing the work, and all rational people support them.

What is your point?
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 11:10pm On May 19, 2013
adaobi123: kiss
Mbano e shocked
Adaobi, you dey here de kiss spike C! I go tell Mr Cork and Mr student otele
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 11:07pm On May 19, 2013
ItsModella: ignore him, he's been professing his useless love since last year.
grin grin

Afam4eva: I think spike C just returned from the beer parlour. Leave him to sleep it over.
grin grin

This thread dey sweet o cheesy , abeg make una no close this thread cheesy

The thread na ato ka onu otele okuko grin
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 11:04pm On May 19, 2013
Pygru: grin
Guy why you wan come spoil the only place wey introverts like us fit behave anyhow with freedom. Abi de rest of the world no do una? Una follow us reach this thread.

Oya MOD come ban us na, make we generally shut up, after all we dey use to am sad

Meanwhile before the ban comes, ishilove just know that all I wanted to do was to make you happy kiss
If the method is crude, well, what can I say? I'm an introvert cheesy kiss
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 11:00pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: Runs after him with cutlass angry
Toshmann still hiding behind mango tree. . . . . .watching . . . waiting
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:45pm On May 19, 2013
ishilove don cause wahala for here o grin
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:39pm On May 19, 2013
Boomark: grin go and settle with Ada first. That will clear your confusion.
ada has some little kids going after her . . . one named otele, the other named mr cork and the third name spike c, yes this same spike c here . . . he goes after everything in skirt and bikini . . .
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 9:37pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: tongue tongue tongue
TWAK! toshmann donates one slap for spike c . . . . . . . and runs away
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:35pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: Hahaha grin

O ya, for the purpose of peace, I Spikes, would now acquire ishilove. cheesy
m ga egosi gi ihu m na eji anyu nsi angry
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:31pm On May 19, 2013
Ihedinobi: I de service my pump-action. Na my bazooka and a few rocket launchers I go use welcome you. smiley
odeshi cool

better find out who i am angry

https://www.nairaland.com/413608/igbo-kwenu-kwezuo-nu-join/5#6332424

https://www.nairaland.com/1271785/nairalanders-nigerian-tag/12#15462094
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:24pm On May 19, 2013
Ihedinobi: I don buy market finish, carry am go house , una de flip coin. Una well done o. cheesy
U go see me for night angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 9:21pm On May 19, 2013
where's ma baby? cheesy
spike C you don make am comot abi angry
hope u are happy now? because i'm about to descend on your seminiferous tubules angry
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:18pm On May 19, 2013
spike c u better tell them the truth about ada. i wasnt after adaobi, i was after . . . . . . . . i wasnt after adaobi
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:17pm On May 19, 2013
spikes C: Oya lets throw a coin for ishilove.
Toshman and ihedinobi, heads or tail grin
i take heads and tail grin

ihedinobi can take whatever remains tongue
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by toshmann(m): 9:10pm On May 19, 2013
Boomark: Her husbands are many but she is one with one. grin still confused?
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