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Hello ID

Ishilove: Tsk tsk, men have a freudian fixation on women's mammary organs

No blame us, na so dem create us. E dey our DNA and its not about to change

babyosisi: All the young men here should go there and marry wives and take up Ombatse lineage and procreate like crazy ,this tribe must grow in number

Pls where is the address of their women
Phone # will also be acceptable if you no get them address

ifyalways: Kama Ify neediri igbati ukwu urgently,olee ihe anyi ga-eme?onye no nso?

Uhm, enwere m conference now, I dey come

ala ekwele ngwere gbaa aji. Ify kugbuo m na nkwa. agbafuola m Biko. Nwoke na oso. . . .osondu

Ishilove: It wasn't me

Somebody is learning

And what's up with your hips? They HUGE!! Abi something dey your pocket ni?

Lol, abeg na digital camera dey my pocket

I fit sew native gown with ya jeans trouser sef. So big...

I hear say you get am plenty for "chesterfield" so you may need an even bigger native gown

ifyalways: Pres-elect, I na-akoto face? O dibeghi ihe I huru. Mgbe gi na neene n'ezuzu, eme exchange emails I maghi na ify no ya abi? Nna biko ga were oche. This is my time. Lol

Biko umu nna, okwa di oke nkpa
1. My new bobo mu na ya mega trial marriage ugbu a si no nkwa till wedding night. O dikwa risky for ify. 1 month ugbu a no nkwa. Ukwu na eme m somehow kama ajuju m bu; unu adikwa sure na nwoke a zuru oke? E nwekwara ike, akpa skull ya di one and half or worse. Ole ihe unu si Ify mee ? Unu tunyere m alo.
2. O jiderem na nld so o were ike ibia ebe jua ase unto e-nyokometer. Biko from ugbu a, onye e dekowala aha m with darfur, unu akpokwana m afa n'okwu gbasara ukwu na nkwa(tosh,danilsa,otele,achi take note) because a gwara m ya na awu m virgin

Nke a mustu kuba
Odenigbo Aroli, aka m di n'elu.

Rugbuwe nu ndi n'amaghi ihe o.
You, Ify, no nkwa for one month. Aja mbele!! Akuko ifo!!
Ify virgin
Ifynkwa, ma ihughi nkwa for 2 days, irukwuru-irukwuru ga eme gi ga adi egwu, igaghi ama mgbe iga eji bagide darfur

Ify Biko hapu okwu. Nke a gbalia kuba Biko, ka i nwee Ike hapu nwa mama. Ka nwa mama ga churu aka ya. Igbuo m

Afam4eva: I just want to be sure that you're not older than me or at least not by a long short cos my mum advised warned me not to bring home someone as old as her.

Ishilove is ever ready dude. If na youngie you want, she dey. If I come, ishilove automatically turns 25 . If in te process spoke C arrives, ishilove immediately drops to sweet sixteen
It all depends on what age you need. She dey.
After people go call me Toshmann, de kind craze wey I don see for this nairaland, everyone here suppose de answer Toshmann too
As for ishilove, I have baptized her toshbabe
She de try.
Ishilove

Ishilove: Take me to mama first then watch me work my magic on her. She won't notice the strands of grey in my hair by the time I'm done with her

So ishilove you come carry my photo finish come de arrange another guy abi?
So na sample you de sample me ,
abi I no fine or you no see grey hair wey U expect? ( I been don dye my hair before I take that foto)

Abeg take ya time o.

ID!! Where's ma dandy-dindy ID? . Sweetie come jare, I miss ya . I no trust ishilove wey de change age as the need arises
ID come show me those eyes dearie
Show me love before ishilove carry her machete to finish me off

adaobi123: I be winch na

i hope i don't disappear too

by the way, where is ID?
Abi you carry winchi follow woman too . . . . better not touch her o, touch not my ID

adaobi123: Am I his keeper ?

where is otele? you don't know.
where is Mr Cork? are you his keeper?

all the kids young adults that make me happy here, suddenly disappeared after they like you, and you have nothing to do with it okwa ya
okay,
i'll be watching YOU

adaobi123: I dont know

where's Mr Cork?

adaobi123: haha

stop laughing . . . where is otele?

adaobi123: smh

you too laugh

Br3nd4: Smh. . . She did'nt use my recipe then.

perhaps she didnt , perhaps she used my own recipe . . perhaps you chose the wrong nurse

I am Toshmann . . . i run things

Br3nd4: haha! I asked that hot nurse at the hospice to prepare mushroom soup for you with my secret recipe.

Did she?

she did . . . . looks like she added viagra to the soup . . . it was fun . . after the soup

Ishilove: I hear. You're in the 28- 31< age range so you no be uncle natin

i can't even remember my 28th birthday . . . musta been ages ago

Br3nd4: ^^

How are you mrs Spike C/Otele/Cork miss Ada?

Br3nd4: Im aite. . .

Hope the exam was a peice of coconut. . . Lol. . . I wish you the bestest of luck in your exam.

Now who is this Otele making great grand pa Tosh angry

show respect

adaobi123: Yeah it was, we thank God Thank you dear.

Otele, otele, otele..............he is toshmann's nephew. and my crush . .

nl is getting too dry, i need comedians like him to spice things up a bit . . . . so now i ask again. . . what did you do to him that he doesnt want to come here again?

adaobi123:

hey kid young adult . . . where's otele

Ishilove: Guy i don see am. Adaobi senior you sef. And you dey here dey form old man. Mschweeeee!!!

dont be decieved . . . my face dey deceptive

last week i went to drink and the foolish girl wey i fit born ask me for ID, no respect . . even my younger cousin who was visiting from canada was served without stress, but me i had to show ID

forget o, na uncle i be

who wants to laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=RCI1B3B0y2w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=RCI1B3B0y2w

ify
i saw your photo in some thread like that, in a red dress . . . very pretty you guys are great na oru volunteer unu na aru

darfur ga ama udo

Idowuogbo: me nkooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

how do i PM you my dear (whatever PM means ) ishi sent me a mail which i just replied.

Ishilove: We gast change your name from 'toshmann' to 'bushmann'

lol

check ya mail

Ishilove: Kai, u bush!

Lol.
Abeg how d'you do the PM whatever

Concept: I can now see why some of the Nigerian men living in the USA in the recent time killed their wives when they caught them cheating because it seems like lose-lose situation, that's why you must shine your eyes well before you knot the tie.

Guy I know a number of Naija couples that were happily married in Naija, once them enter Yankee the wife go develop wings, alarm go blow, marriage scatter. E don finish be that, court carry everything give woman. Lol

Ahuru m ya na central London ebe o na aga Parliament House.
Ujo Atula gi

spikes C: bush man

a handsome one

Ishilove: PM me jor

How does that work?
How do I PM you. I no be nairaland expert o

Ishilove: Hokay I don hear you, sir!!

Oya send am chanfa

Send am to where na? I no g post am for nl