₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo: Shat it!

will you marry me

bootlegaz: Don't go to Nigeria to get married. Find a wife here.

i've already found one here . . .
--->Idowuogbo .

south london . . . . . i'll rather live in calabar

i remember some of the things i did at 4yrs of age. and i'm 185yrs now

Diasporan: Most of the so called women are Akunna.They use the owambe forum to execute their escapade and this gets the men frustrated with the feelings of betrayal.Perhaps the woman was brought from the village by them to the US and when they start working(Nurse) and mingling with other owambeish women they start flirting around

this is sad

spikes C: pervert master

dude, i have seen people worse than me o . . infact i'm so innocent compared to what some peeps are doing here that i had to cross check if i'm still a virgin

this place bad o . . abeg wey ID? did u see her anywhere around?

CFCfan: True. The 'wife-murdering' incidents are getting out of hand

why are they killing their wives? and what has it got to do with nursing?

collynzo2: @bolded you see what your problem is?

lol

i have insisted that we should officialize pidgin english and use it more efficiently, people say i dey craze . . de kind english and englishes wey i dey see here for nl . . or worse still facebook . . . it's obvious that those wey carry runs pass jamb and waec have started graduating and becoming the youth of the nation . . .

wahala dey o

graduate

where's ID?

ID baby where art thou?

adaobi123: sorry pops

that's better . . but now i'm kinda winding down a bit . . . . i may be heading home soon . . .looking for a cool headed chick . . . if they still exist

like play like play nwa mama don become professional bachelor o . . serial monogamy

i don tire for these club girls wey take smoke one thing or the other . .
the educated ones i see are either stupid. . or ugly . . or fat . . or short . . . or haughty . . . or incompetent in the room (highly unacceptable) . . .or just very annoying like one "unconfirmed virgin" like that i met in naija before i left . . .

collins123: .

It would be recalled that few years ago some “Christian convertors” from a popular Pentecostal church after they were allegedly hoodwinked into love making with the harlots, had their Bibles set ablaze upon their refusal to pay for their love making.

Eziokwu

In what looks like a child’s play, the preacher LEADERSHIP FRIDAY reliably gathered, resisted the attempt on him but the hooker’s method gained prominence and was dragged into the room.

akirika

Expectedly the preacher and the harlot were said to have been engaged in serious battle right inside the room

what kind of battle abeg

adaobi123: you have a odd taste in woman, from Chinese babe you shift to tattoo babe

Wrong. I went from Chinese to Indian to Mauritius to Spanish to Akata to Dominican Republique to German-American now to Italian American.

Get your facts right, kid

adaobi123: I need to hit Houston !

On second thoughts, shouldn't I hit this Houston?

No, I've had more than enough share of Naija babes, unless na for marriage. Make I de manage my tattoo girls for here. E go better someday. At least the one wey I get now no de take drugs.

InvertedHammer: Houston is the lowest of the lows. Too many freaking Nigerians. If you call a taxi/cab, chances are that it will be a Nigerian and in few cases, Senegalese.

Too many Nigeria prostitutes competing with Akata around.

For fun, go to Legends on Richmond Avenue. The real sh.it starts around 12midnight. Nigerians there know the Nigeria runz girls and will gladly give you their numbers if you need company(?). God forbid bad thing!

Houston is just a clean version of Lagos.

Chilled there for 1 week. No need of 18hrs flight to get the Nigeria feeling.

Hmmm na wa o.

Hey, I thought prostitution is illegal in the US( apart from Nevada)

bootlegaz: Brah, naija scammers are on Craigslist be careful though. Bunch of legist websites are out there

Yeah I know. I'm not paying any money online. I find where I like I'll go visit the place, if I dot like the place or if my spirit doesn't feel comfy with the dealers/agents I'm out.
I'm also using rent.com and apartment.com

So no worries.
Cheers for caring

Make I run comot from here. Una don spoil me on top the spoil wey I be before.

Make I go de find apartment joo.

Hmmm, Craigslist kwa. . . . ka m ga legharia Anya . . . . . America

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I know tons of people in Texas with great stories.

Jeez, all you wrote up there is new to me.

Nigerian women wouldnt do stuff like that.[/quote]I have decided to believe you.
Make I no go puke.

ItsModella: Kai!! So much for the "special, handsome perv"....you're such a learner.

I thought I was a spoilt brat. But I can see I'm still innocent

Let me check, perhaps I'm still a virgin self

But c'mon, Craigslist. I've been on Craigslist since one week looking for an apartment, didnt know others come there for something else.
America!!

Btw, still handsome

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]When you start hanging with people with positive stories.[/quote]Pls where are they? I've heard enough trash.

bootlegaz: Those areas are too far, he maybe surprise to see that his church member that claims "holier that thou" attitude on Craigslist hustling for spare change.

Craig list . People de go Craig list for sex?


Okay, I'm naive. Confirmed.

[size=18pt]naivity Confirmed[/size]

Unbelievable. Someone tell me it's a joke

Diasporan: The place is cool though and Naija peeps are really living it big there.Just that the Girls are scum as phuck

I shame, a friend in Dallas went to Naija, brought this girl to Texas, had a child, sent her to UCSD, after 5yrs the babe say she no want again, she call lawyer, court give am the man house, him range rover, and half of his account.

Last yr another one suffered a similar fate. Also in Dallas. When will I hear something good about Texas?

bootlegaz: My guy we be old school for yankee, we started the Nigerian reunion craze. We don plant bottle here.....lol

The bottle don grow?

I hope say u no be one of my friends wey don dey like 20yrs for UK. We de argue one time the guy say he from "Bendel" state . Everybody do fund raising to helep am go back home go visit small

Diasporan: Go to Houston and Dallas you go see many Naija girls when be corperate Akunna.Don't get it twisted they gat good jobs but na their way

I have never heard anything good about that Texas.


So now even the Naija people there are messing around too?
A friend told me Houston is like Enugu. As in, many igbos/ Naijans there and their usual gra gra wey no get weight. Gossip, jealousy, comparison and other Naija misdemeanors.
And now Akwuna is added to the list

I shame

adaobi123: bwahahaahahahahahah

You too laugh

bootlegaz: Dude never you compare London Strippers to Atlanta strippers. Those girls are Olympic ready.

Atlanta
I love that city. Whenever I hit $2million I'm going to Atlanta to buy a house and settle.

So their girls wild too? chei! That will be ma nu home

bootlegaz: Akata babes and Naija babes and thirsty for money.

Naija babes?

I've not known Naija babes here for promiscuity o. Abi I dey naive again

Akata babes, well, I don't know them much, I've not really interacted with african Americans much, but the Naija babes I see in Ohio seem decent to me. . . . unless

Diasporan: I disagree with the bolded.That is an established fact about African-Americans(Akata) and even Naija girls in America but not the whites.The whites are far better and more sincere and honest

When they want to prostitute they are very honest about it. I agree.
But they cheat a lot even after marriage. The african Americans I see messing around are what I'll call poverty induced promiscuity. Poverty things.

But I've seen oyibo women, married, to decent men, even rich men, still they want to mess around a bit.

They are lucky say I get conscience.

bootlegaz: And some guy on NL was telling me that he lived here in States before relocating to the UK. Nigerian men enjoy lying for no reason. I have visited UK over 10 times in the last 20 years, apart from the football teams nothing out there is interesting.

They also have lovely girls
And you can have them without spending all your money as Nigerian girls would have you do. So UK aint bad. I had fun there

Aha, I forgot, they have good strip clubs too

With very magnanimous loose babes
What else d'you want from a country

Diasporan: Akunna things

Na dem way
How we go do na? At the end of the day, na dem we get to marry

If you no like dem, try marry oyibo ( those ones na Akwuna--> sodom and Gomorah levels )

I miss Christmas at home. When very one comes back to the village, cousins, relatives and the good time we spend together.

I miss the local cuisines too. Original ofe owerre with pounded yam. Suya from aboki etc. I once had suya in London at that "obalende" restaurant, it wasn't the same as original suya from aboki.

I also miss Sunday mornings in Naija. When Nigerian girls look extremely pretty with all sorts of traditional attire. Looking holy and marriageable.( of course after prostituting the night before ) but I miss them sha

violent criminals will always be violent criminals . . . for those saying these are not boko haram, you tell me what they are. as far as i know, boko haram goes about breaking into prisons, releasing prisoners and criminals, what will these released criminals do? become born again? abegi, all of them, both the terrorists and the criminals who kill and terrorize people are one and the same and are acting under the umbrella, or at least under the atmoshpere of insecurity created by BH.

when xtians and igbos were being killed . . . most nigerins were more interested in the occupy movement. but when the xtians and southerners ran away . . . who else is there to kill? the locals . . . and the killers just have to kill . . . they started killing their own people . . robbing banks . . attacking police stations . .etc

just like the kidnappers in the south, they started by kidnapping whites andn foreigners, we didnt care . . the whites ran away . . but kidnappers have to kidnap . . . and who is there left to be kidnapped? the locals . . . and so that is what we see today in the east.

therefore my people . . do not hesitate to condemn crime . . . even if it doesnt affect you at the time . . pls condemn it and help oppose it . . or else . . it will eventually get to you.

these folks didnt even care for the poor almajiri that ran an errand for them.

pathetic

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...errrm Bro, we dont use Generator hear HERE in London.. we hav some called: NOISE POLUUTION POLLUTION ..meaning *NO NOISE* [/quote]If you no sabi English for England I wonder where else dem go carry you go

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...how can they hear anythin there in Nigeria wen they neva have light?? [/quote]Mr Cork, just bc u live in a basement in Peckham person no go hear word again

Wetin de worry you.?

All these south London kpokirikpos