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lefulefu:
GBAM!...some guys wont still learn from this story sha.dem go still dey entice babes with money to fall in love with them and wen money finish and d babe disappear dem go come dey cry say all babes are evil.

chineduemmao:
mark 1, 43-44 do not tell anybody about this... were his [christ] words

Investnow2017:
By him

By eye witnesses

Investnow2017:
Would Jesus have aired his miracles on TV Do you need to be told that these last day pastors are all DISGUSTING SCAMMERS Matthew 24:11, 24

RaggedyAnn:
, so you aren't part if the massive B&B gang? Good for you.

raphafire:
Lol...it wasn't funny oohhh,....

I guess you became a stammerer the moment eyes focused on you

raphafire:
U r not alone ohh..mine happened to me in church...I felt so bad...and it made me not to go close to anything that would bring me out in public gathering....

RaggedyAnn:
, No talk say na so e dey be. Change! You shouldn't be denigrating these girls when you are proving to be on the exact same level. The wives that you choose are alone in their moral rectitude and their consolation prize is MRS.

No be so e suppose be, bros. Check am ya sef.

RaggedyAnn:
I don't think that it's boyfriends or even husbands that these girls are after, it's the material things. And even after the guy puts a ring on the cultured flat one's finger, he still cheats on her with this same bimbo. He'll give her a Ferrari and a house, and she won't even have to wash his boxers .

iamVirus:
Bro, I am the original writer here on nairaland.


Just bear it in mind that Naijaloaded copies every post on nairaland with no credit to the owner.

izaray:
Goodluck then

I hope your own bf is treating you well sha?

Martinez19:
Very good. If there are two hundred members in my church and they each give offerings of #100 and 50 of them pay #5000 as tithe every month, then my total monthly earning as a pastor is 20000 + 250000 = #270000 (not minding seed offerings, building offerings, donations to church projects and mid-week services offerings). Now imagine that for mega churches like mfm, redeem, winners, trem, deeper life etc. here we will be talking of millions of naira and tell me why these pastors won't go to any length to deceive you. Their techniques of making up prophecies, staging miracles, false supernatural manifestations and fake testimonies are already known by we the smart ones.

May God have mercy on you bro

RaggedyAnn:
Most women are perfectionists. They keep these pictures to examine their bodies for flaws and to decide which areas need 'work'. They use them to make comparisons with celebrity bodies. It's not our fault; the world is obsessed with superficial beauty.

JackBizzle:
The only miracles that occur are medical miracles due to the weird mutation of certain patient's bodies.


Some few people have immunity to aids as a redult of their make up.

A guy survived a nail being hamnered into his skull that would have killed 99 percent of people.

Martinez19:
As I have said, research for yourself. Investigate the ministers I listed on my post. Go to YouTube and type "benny hinn exposed." do the same for other preachers.

zyzxx:
tosyne2much and you will accept it if a girl send it to you ooo

That word is bold

Martinez19:
it might come to you as a shocker. I can sense that you are quite sincere in your beliefs. You just need to dig deep. Church is great business, pastors and christians make up testimonies and stage miracles to fool people so as to keep the business running. Research about benny hinn on YouTube, then you will know how faith healers and prosperity teachers run their business. Also look into td jakes, Joyce Meyer, pauler white, Joel osteen, creflo dollar, Kenneth hagin, Kenneth copeland, jesse duplantis, etc. You will be shocked at how they all turn out to be dubious business men masquerading as clergymen. Even our indigenous preachers are not left out.

If miracles and healing were real, doctors would prescribe it. Do you think doctors don't want to save lives? Do you think medical science would deny you miracles if they existed? Hell no. Sit down, think your beliefs through logically, and search investigatively. Miracles don't exist.

JackBizzle:
Tosyne, no need to be sarcastic.

Those miracles are staged.

Why is it that no one has healed an amputee? Such a healing cannot be staged. You cant fake a hand growing back.

Martinez19:
you mean the staged miracles and made up and exaggerated testimonies to fool people like you? Listen to me, there are no such things as miracles, signs and wonders, healing etc. Search from now till the end, you will find no such thing. Dubious people invented these to prey on the hopes of people.

Olumaeme:
One thing I know for sure is that nobody can tell categorically how this world came to being, we just saw ourselves in it, trough our parents who were given birth to by their own parents too.

Probably some group of persons just decided to bring up the word God as the "creator" since nobody knows because if we look at this religious books critically, their stories don't just add up.... And they make you to believe that you can't question GOD, that he does things the way he likes... Lol

In summary, God did not create humans, human beings created God....

PrecisionFx:
So pls show us the evidence God has shown u about his existence

You this man sha

Martinez19:
tosyne2much, I have a flashy car that runs on water that I am selling. I don't really need to show and prove the flashy car, just pay me your money, #1000000, and the car would be delivered to you. That's how it works sir.

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

I really enjoyed your story bro Bro, you suffer small sef oooo