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greencard:
this one u keep vying for"FEW" exceptions ..ayam not understanding

Are u trying to give your self hope or something?

Prefola:
Owk i'will take this since you used the word "FEW"....
But to get those few, it could be likened to looking for crude oil in sahara desert...

Tommfrench:

You be smart guy. Nice one baba

tycoon3:
Don't mind those feminist hoping for equal right. That's why we have so many divorces and seperations and even baby mamas this days just because they don't want to be submissive, even bible says man is the head while the woman is an help mate.
I pray they listen so we can have a better world where marriage works and less divorce

Prefola:
I was ones an advocate for Long distance relationship,was always argueing with my friends that it works untill i learnt my lesson the hard way...
maybe i was blind by love by then sha but i can never make that mistake again...
it was even an Edo girl sef,it seems the thing flows in their blood..the girl almost made me commit suicide due to heartbreak...
my advice is, never ever try it..u won't understand now untill you experience something disastrous..

Tommfrench:
hmm...

You suppose know as e dey go baba... No loud am

Airforce1:
No girlfriend is worthy of my trust

Noblebrown7:
2moro na my POP, and I neva hear pim pim..

Relax! E go show face between today and Friday

goodvision12:
Mine was a girl crushing on me.It all started from 2go to facebook where we exchange pleasant and romantic chats.I never knew that all this period she was crushing on me and waiting for the day to see me one on one.That opportunity finally availed itself and she utililized it to the fullest. We have known each other via the internet for close to 4years but have not seen. This very year on a good day while i was chatting with her she told me categorically that she will be coming to lagos and wants to spend sometime with me.I was like wow!How am i going to do this?But i later asked her the main reason for coming to lagos.she said to attend a friends wedding and from there will come to my place on sunday and depart on monday morning. I told her that i am going to have sex with her if she comes but that didnt deter her from coming.To cut the long story my good friend Bose from ilorin in kwara state finally came around 7pm in the evening.Wow she was so sexy and full of life.Seeing me for the first she gave me a peck and was very excited.I showed her to the bathroom to take a warm bath.After refreshing her body she called me to come stay with her on bed.Instantly she was kissing me and touching all parts of my body.At this juncture she was not wearing anything.I quietly dipped my hands into her private part and she went haywire.That was how we finally had sex that night for 3 consecutive times.We really enjoyed that moment together.At 7am on monday morning i escorted her to the park where she boarded a bus going back to ilorin.I later called her to thank for making feel like Man.

LilSmith55:
U knw remember! After I slap u dat day, u faint na so I carry u go dump u for our gate...

Abi now.. How u want make I remember with that kind slap wey you tear me

Blackhawk01:
TOSIN TOO MUCH! Babaly!!

Na me hail you pass

DreamSonInlaw:
What were you still doing in the House when he entered his room..You bin dey wait for transport se?

Blackhawk01:
TOSIN TOO MUCH! Babaly!!

UEDIBO:
but dont like alcoholic drinks

Then take zobo or kunu now

UEDIBO:
i pray so oooo

You don't have to be afraid bro.. Try and take a chilled beer and enjoy your life

humeeh:
Baba the baba! Tested and Trusted!

Don't think I'm speaking from experience oooo

izaray:
But seriously u are trying, on how you give out advice and encouragement to people here...Even tho you say dey oposite some times its normal as human. Bravo!!

Sometimes, I just like saying things the other way round just to spring up controversies

izaray:
Yes..Learning from professionals like....

Ahn ahn... Professional ke?

izaray:

NigerDeltan:
Chairmo!
I hail oo

This one wey you come dey hail me

jezuzboi:
My brother, even if I can't find a woman with these traits, let her at least be willing to cultivate these traits. The main thing is the WILLINGNESS.

garubalawal:
There is no scientific link between cavernous vaginas and too much sex. In fact, the vagina is not the only part of the body that is optimized to expand and contract. Stuffing too much food into your mouth cannot make the mouth loose even if you do it many times in a day!
The vagina is by nature highly elastic and is always expanding and contracting. The vagina will become naturally “loose” when a woman is sexually aroused in preparation for intercourse. However, after sex, it tightens and goes back to its normal state. More sex does not make it any “looser.”

danolorunmo:
Exactly my brother. Moreso, there are many millionaires that still come online on nairaland every now and then.

PenisCaP:
Addictive for jobless people.