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Martinez19:
it might come to you as a shocker. I can sense that you are quite sincere in your beliefs. You just need to dig deep. Church is great business, pastors and christians make up testimonies and stage miracles to fool people so as to keep the business running. Research about benny hinn on YouTube, then you will know how faith healers and prosperity teachers run their business. Also look into td jakes, Joyce Meyer, pauler white, Joel osteen, creflo dollar, Kenneth hagin, Kenneth copeland, jesse duplantis, etc. You will be shocked at how they all turn out to be dubious business men masquerading as clergymen. Even our indigenous preachers are not left out.

If miracles and healing were real, doctors would prescribe it. Do you think doctors don't want to save lives? Do you think medical science would deny you miracles if they existed? Hell no. Sit down, think your beliefs through logically, and search investigatively. Miracles don't exist.

JackBizzle:
Tosyne, no need to be sarcastic.

Those miracles are staged.

Why is it that no one has healed an amputee? Such a healing cannot be staged. You cant fake a hand growing back.

Martinez19:
you mean the staged miracles and made up and exaggerated testimonies to fool people like you? Listen to me, there are no such things as miracles, signs and wonders, healing etc. Search from now till the end, you will find no such thing. Dubious people invented these to prey on the hopes of people.

Olumaeme:
One thing I know for sure is that nobody can tell categorically how this world came to being, we just saw ourselves in it, trough our parents who were given birth to by their own parents too.

Probably some group of persons just decided to bring up the word God as the "creator" since nobody knows because if we look at this religious books critically, their stories don't just add up.... And they make you to believe that you can't question GOD, that he does things the way he likes... Lol

In summary, God did not create humans, human beings created God....

PrecisionFx:
So pls show us the evidence God has shown u about his existence

You this man sha

Martinez19:
tosyne2much, I have a flashy car that runs on water that I am selling. I don't really need to show and prove the flashy car, just pay me your money, #1000000, and the car would be delivered to you. That's how it works sir.

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

I really enjoyed your story bro Bro, you suffer small sef oooo

adepeter2027:
You have a point but come to think of it, it looks like bvllsh!t from another perspective cos even believers have not been able to proof the existence of God despite all the knowledge they have acquired.

adepeter2027:
Are you for real? Have you seen where a negative statement is been proven?
Using Science to "proof" the "inexistence" of God
I give up

supersystemsnig:
Na d papa short, at least you enjoyed the peperoni....

Do you know how many guys will like to ejoy it and be beaten like you, hail yourself abeg...

DeadRat:
Endtime Goat

drlaykay:
Don't mind them. It's either the goat had a premature bsby or the foetus was exposed to a teratogenic substance during pregnancy that caused deformation

How are you bro?

Thank you Dr. Leke


I'm doing very fine bro. Anything for me this night?

supersystemsnig:
Loool....Tosyne, why you dey always attract drama to yaself...?


Do they now collect ticket for under the mango tree? Wey you for get time do everything you wan do...

Hahahaha. Baba, I don too suffer for dem babes hand

trustyshoess:
I'm shocked at the amount of people who are confused or actually believe that it was a man who impregnated a goat. My goodness

That's Nigerians for you

trioti:
nice one
Please your email address

1Sharon:
Ur illiteracy is disgusting
Stupidity is so entertaining

trustyshoess:
Thank You! You can see that from the translucent skim and blobby appearance that this is a goat that is not fully formed. I don't know if people are just dumb or pretending to be dumb smh

Estiara:
No, you do not stand to be corrected, that's exactly what happened; premature birth.

DavidEsq:
And u go be like . Edakun kuku pa mi

wristbangle:
Am here to ready nollywood scripts from peeps.

So prof tosyn'e2much after the slap, did u retaliate?

DavidEsq:
LMAO, at the bold . Buratai vs Shekau

The man no let me talk wey him just dey whoz me oooo

Angy55:
Minister for women affairs your love story no dey finish? I go soon compile all your thread take write novel.

dollyjoy:
Met his girlfriend there and the goat added to my humiliation by asking what I wanted. Notebook of course!! He was my sec school class mate. Stopped taking crushes serious after then. Allow the feelings die a natural death.

This is very humiliating.. I guess you felt like the ground should open and swallow you up

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji but I was smart, if not, I would have been badly humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nice body structure and enticing boons I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his carpet and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

Oblitz:
This question get as e be ooo!