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Romance › Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
I don't think you're right

Reason being that, are you trying to tell us that the v-jay of a lady who maintains one sex partner is likely to have the same shock absorber with the v-jay of a prostitute with an overwhelming intake of joysticks?

No matter how you view it, joystick definitely expands the v-jay
Romance › Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 7:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
oruma19:
my guy, dick doesn't expand no shit. Which dick is as big as a newborn baby? Experienced men tell us every time, " don't kill urself trying to make a woman cry when having sex, babies come into the world thru that same place, and there's no dick as Sometimes, you need to boost your self confidence and morale by hyping yourself because human beings are naturally designed to use their moths to bring you down as a new born baby, so when she cries,she just does it to make u feel good,all na wash"
And you think you've made a point by comparing v-jay's contraction during childbirth to v-jay's contraction during sexual intercourse? This is all shades of wrong nah

The question you should ask yourself is that "do women give birth every week?
undecided
Romance › Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 6:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
kaymighty:
Wear your more slender friend's pant for two weeks consecutively and return it back to her to wear. Let her tell the results. This is not even rocket science.
Hahaha.. Very good analogy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2017
kingphilip:
They'll attack her

Look up and look down, you'll know the category de belong
You no lie at all cheesy
Romance › Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2017
Does that apply to joystick too ? cool
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Ladies That Are In Relationships But Still Sleep Around by tosyne2much(op): 4:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
trioti:
nice one
Please your email address
Have you seen the email address I sent to you?
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Ladies That Are In Relationships But Still Sleep Around by tosyne2much(op): 4:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
trioti:
nice one
Please your email address
Have you seen the email address I sent to you?
Romance › Re: Advise Needed by tosyne2much(m): 4:35pm On Oct 31, 2017
Nawa ooooo
Romance › Re: “I Cannot Marry A Man Who Stays On The Mainland” - Lady On Twitter Says by tosyne2much(m): 4:21pm On Oct 31, 2017
Wrong priority

Oma see oooo
Health › Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by tosyne2much(m): 4:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenSekxy:
any guy that cant tell her gf of her smelly vagina obviously wouldn't wanna end up with her...a guy that dreams of taking you to the alter,,must tell you so that you will be the woman he will desires every now and then.
That's very true sha
Health › Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by tosyne2much(m):
QueenSekxy:
the only time a vagina smells is when you have an infection and when you don't take proper care of your vagina..at least wash thoroughly with warm water ..2 times a day.
That's very true. Some ladies have offensive vagina odour but they don't know just because their boyfriends don't have the courage to tell them
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Punish Girls Who Come On A Date With Friends by tosyne2much(m): 1:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
thedondada:
He had to else they weren't leaving that place. The club owner doesn't care about them but his sales. The entire group is hostage material till the ransome is paid.
Oga oooo cheesy
Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Raping Her In Lagos (Photos) by tosyne2much(m): 8:01am On Oct 31, 2017
cococandy:
I’m sure if someone was raped, they know the difference. you think people are stupid that they can’t tell when they have been raped or if they had consensual sex?
Let's try to see beyond our nose.. I'm not saying ladies don't get raped but taking to social media to give a detailed analysis of how the rape was carried out looks like a blackmail to me
NYSC › Re: Today is 2016 Batch B Stream 1 Passing Out Parade. October Allowance 2017 Delayd by tosyne2much(m): 12:17am On Oct 31, 2017
Next2Bezee:
Here we are again o, Nysc & late allowee angry
cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Raping Her In Lagos (Photos) by tosyne2much(m): 12:11am On Oct 31, 2017
juman:
You are not right.

If nigeria was a modern country, there would be thousands of rape cases in court yearly.

Many adult males actions are tantamount to raping in modern society.
hmmmmm
Romance › Re: My Girl's Strange Behaviour At Different Times Of The Month by tosyne2much(m): 12:10am On Oct 31, 2017
bjhaid:
lmaoo, that was how I encountered a very mad lady earlier this year, we will chat nicely today, and the next day she'll start chatting abnormally, I got so pissed, bashed her badly , had to delete bbm, I've neva met any lady as mad as her, I get angry anytime I see any lady that looks like the girl
I have come across crazy ones like that so it's not new to me cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by tosyne2much(m): 11:55pm On Oct 30, 2017
Augustap:
My definition of handsome isn't really about physical features. It involves matters of the heart. A guy who is handsome to me is one
1. Who is facially handsome
2. Who likes kids a lot
3. Who respects and cares for older people
4. Who is kind hearted
5. Who can make me laugh
6. Who completes me
7. Who i can tell anything and everything to
8. Who understands me
9. Who cares for me
10. Who makes great decisions and does dt fast too.
That's an unadulterated handsomeness for me grin
That sounds really good.. You have one of the best descriptions so far
Romance › Re: My Girl's Strange Behaviour At Different Times Of The Month by tosyne2much(m): 11:44pm On Oct 30, 2017
Apart from mood swing, some ladies are just naturally mad that they start speaking venom even when situation doesn't warrant. I know what I'm saying
Family › Re: The Top 10 Youngest Mothers In History And Their Ages by tosyne2much(m): 11:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
anitank:
Yes! It's the closest and unsuspecting ones that usually perpetrate these crimes.
Hmmmm
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by tosyne2much(m): 11:09pm On Oct 30, 2017
Toks2008:
You no well walahi..
Evening egbon Tokunbo cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke: "Prophet TB Joshua Took Advantage Of Me'' by tosyne2much(m): 11:09pm On Oct 30, 2017
chineduemmao:
mark 1, 43-44. after healing the leaper jesus warned "do not tell anybody about this"...
#modified
@ tosyne2much
Hmmmm.. That's true sha
Family › Re: The Top 10 Youngest Mothers In History And Their Ages by tosyne2much(m): 11:08pm On Oct 30, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
Na wah o when did the level of trust for guys fall this low. undecided
Just take a look at how she painted all males as potential pedophiles.. Meaning, what men think about is sleeping with young ones undecided
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Punish Girls Who Come On A Date With Friends by tosyne2much(m): 10:25pm On Oct 30, 2017
thedondada:
Reminds me of an issue is watched unfold in front of me years ago.

So in the club and this three dudes come with like 5 -6 girls. We were outside sitting in the open bar and they say at the table across from us. Fish and chips drinks flowing normal.tins.

Some hours later an uproar from the table all I heard was I won't pay I won't pay from one dude.

Turns out one guy was taking a girl out for birthday and she hooks up her friends and he brings his friends too.

One of the escortee girls ordered a bottle of drink that cost 15k just because a nigga was giving her some attention. Stupid girl failed to realise that nobody else agreed to take a drink with her. Lol.

She had 1500 on her and all the girls together could only raise like 6k. The guy grudgingly paid the balance and the thirsty girl wept her way home.
This is ridiculous.. The dude was even nice to have paid the balance
Romance › Re: Majority Of Young Dudes Who Dresses Like Celebrities Or Stars Are Broke by tosyne2much(m): 10:19pm On Oct 30, 2017
Hmmmm
Family › Re: The Top 10 Youngest Mothers In History And Their Ages by tosyne2much(m): 9:56pm On Oct 30, 2017
anitank:
This goes to show that a large number of the girl child is sexually abused on a daily basis. We just don't know the exact figure because most of them are naive and they can't get pregnant at that young age, expect for these extremely rare cases.

Guard your daughters from your fathers, brothers, uncles, drivers, priests, pastors....everyone!! Even the nicest and most trustworthy of them all ! Every damn male close to your daughter should be treated as a potential pedophile!!!
Ahn ahn
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by tosyne2much(m): 9:31pm On Oct 30, 2017
Toks2008:
Dude you are the miopic one here. In Nigeria,a rich man is a handsome mam and this has nothing to do with complex.

A Nigerian lady will date a handsome guy but will rarely be committed to you.

So in naija all the pics above is nada if you don't have ego.

I'm super cute and I have no complex but let's say it as it is.

Crime › Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Raping Her In Lagos (Photos) by tosyne2much(m):
I believe there are some hidden truths in this one-sided story becauae it looks more of a blackmail

When will ladies ever admit they actually had sex because they wanted it and stop blaming it on men for coercing them into it
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by tosyne2much(m): 7:56pm On Oct 30, 2017
gypsey:
you! selfish! thing! angry and what do you have to offer this imaginary fairytale man when you finally finds him? ( woke up from this dream) i think you watch too much indian movies grin grin good luck anyway!
You no go kill me with laughter cheesy
Romance › Re: Only Ladies From A Broken Homes Who Did Not Enjoy Fatherly Love Are Feminist. by tosyne2much(m): 7:46pm On Oct 30, 2017
mrdickhead:
lol why everyone saying feminist are ugly,but you said it all,no woman will claim a feminist when her husband treat her as queen.
It may sound weird but it's very true bro.. Happy women don't believe in feminism. All they do is to submit themselves to men who treat them nicely
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by tosyne2much(m): 7:31pm On Oct 30, 2017
Beemaz:
You are the one who is a frustrated fool. Only a frustrated fool who has been repeatedly rejected by a host of women because he is has no attractive qualities would think that money is all women are after.

Don't blame your failures in approaching women on your brokeness. It's low self esteem dudes like you with no self value that conclude that all Nigerian women want is money. The same Nigeria where good looking, charismatic guys who know their way with words fuuuck different kind of women weekly without spending a dime? You are pathetic!!
Jesu Kristi!! shocked

See how you finish the guy
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by tosyne2much(m):
I know say fight go happen for this thread
Romance › Re: Only Ladies From A Broken Homes Who Did Not Enjoy Fatherly Love Are Feminist. by tosyne2much(m): 7:23pm On Oct 30, 2017
My own observations about the so called feminists is that they are dejected people. They are usually embittered people that have no men in their lives.

When you see a woman that is being treated like a queen by her man, she will pay loyalty and submissiveness to him and she will shove "feminism" into her ass.

Statistics has shown that only ugly, hurt, frustrated and dejected women claim to be feminists

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