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Mathematical:

Nah..where are you?

I'm just in my house in Lagos. U?

Just 25 billion for a bank? Very cheap

I would have bought it if I was informed about it

Mathematical:

That's cool..iru ibeere wo niyen na..mio ti loko oo..tosyne o funni gaan oo.

Abi aworan to ri lo fun ni impression pe moti bi mo..awon twins brother mi nio

Ehn ehn Mo ro wipe oti ja load ni

Mathematical:

I'm fine tosyne.. And you?

Oga oo ..ni bo lowole sii

I just dey low key these days ni jawe.. Bawo ni òkò ati awòn òmò?

I rejoice with u

Nma27:
You need to see a shrink Asap

The comment doesn't just make sense at all

iSufferFools:
Of course, why not if not. Na BECOS some people no dey pansh dats y dem dey get Wet Dream. Abi u no dey get Wet Dream?

I no dey get am or baba

optional1:
i no too suffer oh wey smellymouth get better cassava come add yam join..

So you sef don dey chip cassava?

LordXaaan:
Plus 1 percent sense. keep it up!

Thanks jawe baba

HARDDON:
adult wet dream?
didnt know that full grown adults have wet dreams.

The ones yours truly ever experienced was during puberty.
To welcome one into the Fvcking world! lol

Every night, i usually looked forward to the hawt monents! you cant imagine the la hawties that came every night to blow ma brains out while i was still a V!
oh how they love to pound! sit astride you and just blow your brains out! then immediately you arrrh, you wake up and there you have it; sheet la wet!
grew out of that stage and they stopped coming.


Note: if an adult man is still having this, you better fast and pray! it aint normal mehn! you might be married already to a marina yet single on earth

Some adult male virgins still experience it

Ever8054:
fat lies...

Dey dia dey deceive yourself oooo

Correspondence:
There are so many others things that Nigerians take as being spiritual.

My brother, ignorance abounds in this part of the world

Tuham:
Kikikikiki

The person correct though buh in other hand, doing dat kind thing fit make person goto early grave

Yes was right.. Abi you sef dey get wet dreams?

tuniski:
When will it be 197 to the dollar and inflation drop to under 10%? If this yeye govt achieve that by 2019, we will forgive them while sending them away.

hehehe

iSufferFools:
My mind is occupied with sexual thoughts and I barely have wet dreams.

From what I've learnt and observed, wet dreams happen to guys who don't have sex often. For me, sex is almost like an everyday thing.

Hahahahaha To you sex na food abi?

seunlly:
I disagree

Oyah try to justify your disagreement

Mathematical:

This question is like arguing with atheist about the belief on God and science..
Omode nimi mio monkan nkan..

Sm ppl dey here dey yarn legbere talk ..so oyinbo ppl too geh village ppl wey put thr Mata for head like felaini ?

May God bless you jawe my dear... How are you jawe?

Medunah:
Hahaha, this made me rotfl

I said the truth now.

optional1:
abi i lie for ur head ni

Like say you sef no dey suffer from konji?

maylisa:
sho make person no enjoy the sweet things of life again?

I no say make you no enjoy am ooo

optional1:
chai



wey lala mynd tosyne2much akamu dey waste u dey use carrot wey no get anytin.


Men una don suffe.

Hahahahahah

amanze15:
no, you can't poison a man who eats randomly

Yes you're right brother

IamZod:
This ur question na jamb standard o.

No mind jawe

LordXaaan:
The fool booked space!

Calm down egbon.. We no dey fight nah

Don't tell me those are Aboki people purchasing JAMB form?

waxxydude:
My guy go enter Agaye for inside Ijeododo-Ijegun. Those terrorist (mosquitoes) are developed to withstand the wind against them. As even ontop bike with high speed dem dey suck like who wey conji hold for 50years come caught fresh brezz.

Even when you triple your jet, dem us mouth enter am like needle finish you. They wild pass the mumu reptiles for the area.

Sunfly ko? omo if you see as i take escape that zone like a thief in the night.

Hahaha.. Laugh was finish me ooo

Mosquitoes wey dey bite person on top okada wey dey full speed

iSufferFools:
Thank goodness. When I saw top ten things I thought Tosyne2much is at it again.

I have never been to Imo before so I can't come up with such an article

Nice write-up bro

[quote] Although, Lagos is generally a place that is dominated by mosquitoes but some places are notorious than others especially when it has to do with the dominance of mosquitoes in the environment, which is usually caused by bad drainage system, inappropriate canal locations, dirtiness on the part of the residents, bushes, etc.

All these things have negative effects in our health as they attract mosquitoes and other diseases.

You might want to the places in Lagos that are highly dominated by unbearable mosquitoes, kindly read along with me as I mention them.

1. Mushin

Mushin is largely a notorious and congested residential area with inadequate sanitation and low-quality housing. However, lack of constant sanitation, dumping of refuse at inappropriate places and lack of good drainage have turned this area to a place where mosquitoes decided the fate of the people whether to live or not. The mosquitoes in areas like Idi-Oro, and Akala can withstand any insecticide even if it's imported from China or India

2. Ejigbo

Tosyne2much can relate to this when residents of rant about mosquitoes because I grew up in this untidy part of Lagos where people spend half of their salaries on otapiapia, mosquito coil and nets. Their headquarters are Oke Afa, Oboye, Lafenwa, Agboole, etc. As funny as it sounds, the mosquitoes in my house feed on bread, gala, egg roll, pepper soup, in the absence of no one to feed on.

3. Isolo/Okota

I decided to merge these two places because they're undoubtedly one of the worst places one can ever live in Lagos considering the fact that it's very untidy and rough. Those who live in this environment are already invulnerable to mosquito bites and heat that they really don't care whether doors and windows are shut or open, and this is because they see mosquitoes as part of their family members. These are people that can survive in hell fire

4. Ebute Metta

Each time residents of Ebute Meta complain about how mosquitoes frustrate their lives and don't give them peace of mind, I used to think it was an exaggeration not until I passed a night at a friend's place. In fact, I have never experienced such mosquitoes attack in my life. While I was clapping my hands at intervals and was wailing, my friend was comfortably snoring because his body system has already developed resistance against them. That was the last time I ever stepped my feet there.

5. Igando

Those who live in Lasu road, Ojo refuse area, Afolabi, etc. will agree with me that the mosquitoes in these area hover around like helicopters and are ready to feed on anyone that doesn't take safety precautions against them. I have seen cases when new occupants collected back their rents from their landlords and relocated to other areas.

6. Lekki

Lekki is a place that has a rich heritage in Lagos. It has a swampy island filled with mosquitoes with little no mercy. Those who live comfortably don't know about this because they're able to curb the menace of mosquitoes attack by regularly fumigating their environment with insecticide while some even use electrical mosquitoes repellant.

7. Ikorodu

Ikorodu is located along the Lagos Lagoon and shares a boundary with Ogun State. Ikorodu is not really an untidy environment per se, but I don't know why mosquitoes have found their ways to that environment to frustrate the lives of innocent civilians. When a thief is caught in places like Igbogbo, there's no point beating him, let them strip him unclad and tie both his hands and legs and then leave him to mosquitoes. I (Tosyne2much) can bet my life that he will not survive the night.


8. Ajegunle

This is also a place in Lagos where lunatic mosquitoes dominate. The mosquitoes in this area are capable of relegating one to six feel if given any slight opportunity. This reminds me when a friend told me he wanted to consider relocating because it was so worse that each time he wanted to make love to his wife, they would both wrap themselves under the bed sheet because mosquitoes no go let them enjoy the bleeping at all

9. Oshodi

I don't think Oshodi needs introduction to any Lagosian that it's arguably the busiest bus stop in Lagos where refuse and public transport are scattered almost everywhere. Even Babatunde Fashola had to intervene in flushing out dirtiness in Oshodi. This area is highly dominated by mosquitoes expecially in core area like under bridge, where both market women and pedestrian pee and deposit their faeces.

10. Orile

I count this place as part of mosquitoes dominated environment in Lagos not because it has a very high population with most of them being the middle class and the poor, but because the larger part of Orile is usually littered with waste material and thrashes. I remember writing my junior WAEC in Orile where mosquitoes battered me even in the exam hall

I drop my pen at this juncture

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours

Original Writer: Chief Toysne2much

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/03/10-places-in-lagos-that-are-highly.html