₦airaland Forum

NabeelAbu:
I don't believe it.juju in action.

megrimor:
What about my friend that uses his joystick to raise his babe?

LordXaaan:
See the kain comment wey u type, u no gee mind at all. Wetin u dey comb, abi na hair?

Truepee:
You lead we follow...

Pidgin2:
So impotent men should commit suicide as life isn't meaningful until one is having sex? Be careful, the devil has a way of taking away what you love most to frustrate you

discman2k2:
Exactly bro!! Buh, u didn't mentioned that they also dress to kill & when attracted guys attempt to "enter the place ", they'll b forming Virgin abi na "Badgin".
lyk say dia kini no dey itch dem baad bad?!

As dem don approach 45, their tactics go change : they'll start giving small boys green light so as to create any kain opportunities, probably dem fit marry domitable husboynd.

ahamonyeka:
you be my guy naw I know you well.keep the ministry going bro.

maberry:
No 6
Virgin brides makes the best wives

pansophist:
It's because education in Nigeria is merely symbolic as oppose to being educated.

Nigerian graduates are a disgraceful bunch, and I am not overstating it. A bunch of people who passed through a system of bribery, occultism, prostitution and structural underfundings. try to engage an average Nigerian graduate in an intellectual discourse and you will be shocked at the bile that comes out of their mouth and their ubiquitous intellectual bankruptcy. Ewooooo

Their victimhood status of always blaming everything on the government mixed with an inherent obsession to feel entitled to a job just because they have a paper degree that they can't defend.

kinibigdeal:
Thank boss, it was actually typed with my phone. The arrangement wasnt that easy

onyee25:
But why are nigerian doctors so wicked ..if they had treated him he would probably be alive by now

Debzdgoddess:
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dangote and the rest did not make it in life by clicking likes and commenting or sharing posts ..

iRepNaija1:
You don't understand what feminism is. People who truly understand it are not bitter or angry but know it's about equality between both men and women. And not all women are curbing their behavior to make sure that some man approves of them and considers the "wife material."

ahamonyeka:
Tosyn2much has phd in this kind of topics.

safarigirl:
apart from number one, every other thing there is BS

encryptjay:
Yes boss, no vex ooo
You know it's the single guys that know themselves more.
Stuffs like changing underwear and co is under hygiene which one ought to carry out selflessly to prevent infections and stay healthy.

Aderola15:
Oluwatosin

AyamConfidence:
nice response Tosyne...I bet that guy is feeling stupi.d right now

tuscani:
that was more than turbulence. In short a Moslem guy sitting close to me said his last prayers, and he told me straight that he doesn't see any way we will come out of this alive.

wayodude:
Aiya bless you beauty queen.

I'm a very frequent flyer, I probably take at least 20-30 flights within a 12 month period. Having said that the worst flight of my life was in 2009, an Aero Contractos B737 aircraft on a Sunday evening flight from Benin City to Lagos. O boy con see Sontin!lol I was paralysed with fear! That was the most severe turbulence I had and have still experienced. What made matters worse was the drama that was unfolding in the cabin. The screams and loud prayers etc a few seats behind me the man kept screaming repeatedly 'I knew it!' 'I knew it'!! I was gonna shout at him to shut the f..k up!!

Anyway, we landed. Waiting for my next flight to London the following morning then felt like I was on death row

Had a very bumpy night time landing arriving from Cape Verde to Manchester and once the pilot had to use 'automatic landing' on approach from london to Bologna! Auto landing means even the Captain becomes a semi-passenger and the computer lands the plane for him. Not all planes have this feature and I think it is only used when visibility is very poor due to fog or very low clouds on approach to the runway. When the pilot made the announcement that we are going to execute and automatic landing for my head I say 'wetin be this kain wahala again!' lol wasn't funny then!

I must quickly add that in both of the other bad experiences I mentioned the cabin remained calm all the way as we rode the bumps. No screams, no loud prayers and certainly no one screaming repeatedly 'l knew it!'

emeksdonalds:
I almost turned on my phone to tell my mum that is time for me to die.. but I realized it will worsen the situation. That part is funny cos I wonder which fool can get network at Flight level of about 30 -40,000 feet above mean sea level. Stupid girl

ThatCEO:
I think one of the worst way to die is probably in an aircraft. The panic alone is enough to kill people over n over again. I had a similar experience with those guys, their planes dey always hit turbulent storm, ah begi! Inside plane go turn crusade ground.

sexybbstar:
No,but i have this hatred for sex even though i am not a siant.

tuscani:
Once had that experience on air France.all the way from Abuja to Paris, oh boy that was the worse 5 hours plus I have ever experienced.

Misterpaul:
According to her "the pilot couldn't see"...Did the pilot tell her he couldn't see?
Moreover, pilots don't navigate planes by "seeing" through the cockpit window screen like they are driving a car...I believe they have some navigation and radar devices they use for that.

Gaara101:
Lolzz.
It can be re-attached, not in all cases though.