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vickylincon:
why you come open our secret na

No vex jawe baba.. I no know say you sef follow join

Seems there are so many atheists on this thread

Deprince2656:
You are a gud novelist.
Pls don't forget to publish this article and if you don't have the money, we nairalanders will contribute.

Hahaha

Atheists, food don come oooo

Hallelujah!!


I'm not a Celestial tho

Kingsley1000:
baba teach him how to withdraw ,this will go a long way curtailing nigerian population

I'm not experienced in this area cos it's not my area of specialization

I believe you will do well in this aspect

dacovajnr:
you'll Create Thread and still cheat on your own thread by taking the Ftc and you want to make Heaven

Hahaha roflwkmd you're just one funny dude

Vorpal:
You dont even know me, yet you are saying God should look into my issue?

I will let you save face tho seeing as reasoning with you is futile.

Bro, we don't need to fight over nothing.. I believe we are both adults and should be able to control our temper in the face of provocation.. I'm sorry if I have said anything going that got to the other part of you

Happy Sunday bro

I think this thread is directed to people who are specially active

Vorpal:
You are being daft and glorious about it too. You assume am looking for a girlfriend because I faulted your half thought out thread or I did not go on ass kissing you about it being hilarious to you?

Awhile ago,you posted "shit happens" now you have seen people who are spinning your article for you in order to save face for you. You then decide to use that to gather momentum and join them too? You should have quoted me yesterday and pointed out the thread should not be taken seriously if truly that's how you felt before posting this crap.

Stop being cheap!

Eeeehyah I can feel your pains and frustration, and I pray God will look into your issue very soon

Pele

Backinfront:
How would they when they have a life? And where is your proof that many men are not idling away? BTW, it's actualising your potential only possible when you are single?

Look man, no man with a happy life and big dreams will take a thread like this seriously.
I guess it's time for some close self examination.

You're just so wise bro... Even if I'm single and someone else puts up this thread, all I will do is smile and even drop my own hilarious comment

I don't know why some dudes are aggrieved at the sight of this thread

Vorpal:
He should be wary of friends like you. Friends who can't tell him the truth without treating him like an egg or a toddler.

If only there was a disclaimer that said the article should not be taken seriously or it was posted in the joke section.

Don't worry Nairaland single ladies are viewing your comment and will reason your matter... They will soon send you PM and hook you up so that your frustration can at least reduce..


Sorry ehn?

ufuosman:
Good, nice write up by you

Thanks Bos

ufuosman:
Op is telling us at of experience

I never denied that

TJMighty:
@Tosyne2'much, na lie jòó

No mind me jawe egbon

Unq don close for church?

vickylincon:
guy you don dey craze o

Wetin I do baba?

Backinfront:
You guys taking this personal are guilty. You are trying to front otherwise but your reactions keep betraying you. The op is a writer and writes just about anything.

So why can't he write about guys who have no girlfriends?

All I see are pained single boys. If you are single and happy, you would just laugh over this.

May God bless your reasoning.. Any single and happy person would just read and laugh over it

Rapmoney:
Guy, u need to chill. Life should not be taken too seriously all the time. I think there's no crime there if the op tries to spice up the Sunday with a funny post such as this. I don't see the post as stupid; I see it as hillarious!!!

Well done Tosyne2much, u are always killing it!

It's funny most of these people have zero sense of hilarity.. Happy Sunday egbon Rapmoney

DeeTus:
Fortunately, it has taken me so far. I've achieved a lot in life and also made history abroad for Nigeria and right now, other folks seem to be enjoying the solid foundation I laid.

You're just one funny person

mrjadek01:
me I don't do the no 1.but I may guilty of others.

Like which ones are you guilty of?

I'm inclined to agree with the OP

Valindazz:
Grace gets people job. My first job was at oil company with a salary of 17m annually. I saw the advert here n applied without knowing anybody there. It worked

Nice one bro

All points are valid... Nice one OP

Egbon Seun, come and tell the category you belong

McBeee:
this is the worst list ive seen that made the front page

Poo happen bro... I'm sorry

encryptjay:
This is a poor research. You better go and start using tools like questionnaires instead of dropping these pathetic lies.

Seems I will start using questionnaires to get accurate results henceforth

Danty37:
i don't have a girlfriend and why am i not doing any of the underlisted.... Bro u gat nothing to say...

It means you're just an exception