₦airaland Forum

alienvirus:
Include Lagos to Ibadan na. That will be like 5 mins in the air. Shortest flight in the world if implemented.

Yes it won't be more than 5 minutes from Lagos to Ibadan and it shouldn't be more than N8,000

rentAcock:
I really get turned off when reading a post or news article in which the author deliberately uses big words just to pass a simple point across. Honestly it doesn't make you appear intelligent to the reader, instead, it looks like you are trying so hard to sound smart. Even the Brits who invented English don't write with such verbiage, but our people think using silly big words intimidate and command the respect of their readers. Utter rubbish.

You're on point bro.. Using big grammar doesn't make one a good writer. The ability to pass your message coherently to an average English reader is what makes you a good writer

Unfortunately, despite the heavy grammar, there are too many grammatical and syntactical blunders in the article

Philistine:
This guy should retire and stop embarassing himself. He is a former world heavyweight champion for christsake! Why spoil your good records? It was Hughie Fury that disgraced him the last time, now an unknown boxer just did same.

He should have retired instead of this gross humiliation he brought upon himself

Nigerian athletes and their love for money ehn

I don't normally feel comfortable chatting with a married woman let alone request for her picture.. I avoid things like this because I don't want a little thing to ruin the home of someone

Iamgrey5:
I have never heard anyone more stupid than the Dss in my life

So the Judge is stupid to dismiss other cases and run for safety.

And what was the DSS officials doing in court in first place. (since they were not there to arrest Sowore) were they there to safeguard the court premises.

Buhari I have lost my respect for your administration from today.

Osibanjo you are not pastor but a fraud for remaining silent in all of these.

What do you expect Osibanjo to have done? Come put publicly to speak against such an act when Buhari is the perpetuator?

He can't do that bro.. He would be evicted from office

It's wisdom never tofight or argue with a Nigerian policeman with a gun

8 odds wasted


No one could have easily predicted the victory of Manchester United united against a dreaded team like Manchester City at Etihad

Narldon:


This 5 minutes extra time would seem like eternity to Man United fans.

I'm telling you

MobilityExpress:
Ruiz is using his body fat as shock absorbers to absorb some energy off the punches and reduce the impact. He knows what he's doing adding weight. But the mystery is how a fat flabby boy can be that quick. Most fat people are lazy and sluggish in movement. Ruiz is an exception, the guy is fast.

The dude is fat yet he has very fast punches


I just hope the underrated Ruiz will not thrash AJ the second time

This is very disrespectful and he has to show it to the public


Childishness at its peak

Don't be deceived, it's waste of time to mine BTC with mobile phones. If you know what it takes to mine BTC ehn, you go know say no be beans


Any BTC mining platform that promises you fortune is a ponzi scheme

IamGracious:
hey bro! how real is this? how did u contact the man.
is my problem related?

It's real bro.. I don't understand what you mean by "is my problem related"

philip0906:
Lol...So you paid for premium bouquet to stream a one-off boxing match? What happens after the match?

Match wey you go stream online...

About how many MB will the match gulp bro?

Hahahaha

How I wish this thread could get to the front page just that it can't.. Omo this one pass Night of a thousand laugh ooo

Cc

Lalasticlala

solihu:
Bros no mind the bad belle people wey full here jare Make we swap with my benz

CoolAmbience:
'...His chances of survival is slim in a country like this'

Abeg how's the country? Should we be emphasizing how the country is in this situation or blaming people who still vandalize assets to satisfy their own greed, irrespective of the risks involved?

Why do people never learn? I lost someone this year in an incident like this. Quite heart breaking! Are you aware that people still scamper to scoop fuel from fallen fuel tankers? Now, the question is, how can the country be with these kinds of people?

It's really pathetic.. People are not afraid of death when it comes to satisfying their greed.

AreaFada2:
He can't survive. He's just on adrenaline as you see him there.
Sepsis will sadly finish him. Even in a developed country he will struggle to survive.

But life belongs to God. A miracle is always possible.

I hope he survives.

RIP to those who died.

Yes he's probably not going to survive it.. It only takes miracle

faheez:
Seriously.. The parts affected is too much.

It is bro

okonja:
This is a third degree burn, NEVER especially in this Nigeria, I had experienced this before, though mine was just the right part of my body mostly the leg region. I spent 7 weeks in the Teaching hospital, couldn't walk until the 5th week. One boy they brought that was burnt just like this during the time of fake kerosene died the 6th day.

Oooooh men!


His chances if surviving is slim

I doubt if he's going to survive it. His chances of surviving is slim especially in a country like this

Jgoldie:
But after sex,the guy starts to irritate me oo,i don't know,someone should help me.
I have been celibate because I don't want to loose good guys after sex...

It's more of a psychological problem and there's no way your husband will not irritate you after sex


Have you ever been a rape victim?

pocohantas:
Lack of submission attitude indeed. The one wey submit to una, una done marry am finish? See this Ekiti boy. Na me you dey advise with by-force English? What will I not see on NL?

Lack of regard for dregs like you and your cohorts in romance section? So, you are tired of creating 10 things, you now think you are a man ehn? You better face your SUBMISSIVE gf and marry her first.

See as they are happy that they have gotten me cornered. Taah! Go fix your fcking lives!

The lady you insulted is better than you in all ramifications.. At least she doesn't spend all day on Nairaland jumping from one thread to the other to spread gender hate. She has other things to do with her life and she will be the last person you will see in the romance section

Honestly, you really need to be ashamed of yourself because you're not only a pretender but a very manipulative liar

You do not only spread hate but claim men are inconsequential to you yet you always create alternate accounts to seek relationship advice. Now your biological click is ticking and loneliness is killing you

Anyone who takes all these so-called Nairaland feminists serious is in for a real trouble

I think there was never love in the first place. A true relationship doesn't die after sex

As for me, I would become attached to you once I have sex with you and that's why I don't like to cheat

Different strokes for different folks

When I read this thread, I needed no one to tell me that it was created by Pocohantas and I'm glad I wasn't wrong

You talk about being career driven, intelligent, bold, beautiful and all that but one thing you failed to talk is your attitude. Do you have the right attitude to keep a man who fits into your taste?

See ehn, having high standard, good educational qualifications, being beautiful or career driven is nothing to a man if your character to him and everything that surrounds him is nothing to write home about.

Judging from your Nairaland personality, everything about you reeks of pride, pomposity and lack of regard for a man and this is something that kills everything good about you in the face of a man

Even if you happen to meet a man that meets your specs it's very unlikely you will be able to keep him with the right attitude., so I don't think you need marriage with your lack of submission and humility attitude. It's a waste of time

Buhari, the only Democratic president that doesn't obey the constitution at all

Aside that, he has ontological problems so he will never listen.

What an Irrational thread


So you mean the son of Messi or Ronaldo would be great footballers like their father?

I remember that game.. One of the darkest moments for Chelsea fans and that was Drogba refused to take a selfie with Mbappe

I remember that game.. One of the darkest moments for Chelsea fans and that was Drogba refused to take a selfie with Mbappe

esente:
The sign has always been there, but the guy obviously overlooked. He most definitely would have had an abusive marriage. But sadly, or should I say luckily, he didn't live to experience it.

By the way, that knife on the guy's chest is not a good sign. I fear for the girl.

Unfortunately, he didn't yield to the advice of those who discouraged him

Officialgarri:
The nervousness was written all over him. He wanted the award so badly

He couldn't imagine a GOAT being compared with a hardworking sheep.

I'm glad he is now ahead and arguments have ended.

Messi with his current performance might win the next Ballon d' or

This was the same thing I told someone yesterday.. He could still bag another Balon D'Or

As at then, dollar was just slightly above Naira


The N7,000 he left in his account before his demise was equivalent to about $5000

What an animalistic behaviour


Get a lawyer and let that animal be brought to book