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VocalWalls:
Just man up.. No go dey wear suit.

A Jean and a shirt is just ideal, don't go all in for being a gentleman, be more of a homely guy.

No touching, no excessive perfumes, wear something that won't contribute to making you sweat... You probably will.

Talk less, listen more. Make her dad feel like the wisest man on earth, look deeply into his eyes (the guy code) when he's talking to you, but don't go on nodding like an agama, he may be fooling you to know if you're stupid


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Top questions they'd ask are:

Do you work, where, do you like it? (Protip: Don't meet the parents if you're unemployed.)

Where did you two meet? (Mom may ask)

Do you have any siblings?

If something you do triggers a red flag, questions could get more intense:

Well, what are your feelings on :controversial topic (maybe Buhari's issues) : (If you are afraid to answer, try a neutral: You are interested in learning more, can they please enlighten you?)

The killer phrase:

Tell papa you're interested in something he talked about, and you'll love to learn more on another date... He'll start growing fond of you.

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Egbon, e be like say e don tey wey u don dey go In-law house?

George22016:
some girls are still busy editing pictures while their mates are getting married every Saturday. NA bridesmaid BR their career last last.
@op I was like Awww you be man.still going on my courtship so as to study and know the bae I day date

Spot on baba !!!

obitee69:
@cocoluv ur deviating the topic. I need suggestions. This is a new phase

I understand you bro... Na ur new fish be this

oluwafreshkid:
you defied the odds of this buhari economy and popped the question. Big ups man!

Go traditional. You can never go wrong in white, add a blue cap.

Composure? You should be used to a part of her family already na, be it siblings or mother.
Don't famz the dad o, cos he ain't happy that you're nacking his daughter.

Don't wear matching outfits with ur fiancee. No gallas or any funy haircuts. And don't do touch touch, we are Africans ooo.

Don't talk politics ooo... the father maybe APC. Lol.

Be confident, sharp and clean. Be matured.

Bwhahahaha roflwkmd I busted into treacherous laughter when reading your comment... You made my night bro... Thumbs up!!

rawpadgin:
don't worry, ur time to tie the knot will come in few years time

for the now just kwantinu with ur incessant dogging

Doggy ke? I don't do that bro

iamkingzlee:
Tosyne.2much how far naa

Things wey dey happen for that Ekiti these days... I don dey fear o!

See as dem wan give us bad name for Ekiti

Sugarhugs:
You get luck say na joke ni, if not I for bite you ni

Why you for bite me?

agesron:
Thank God say na joke u dey. I for faint ni.

Why u wan faint?

rawpadgin:
Taaa! u smally

u don reach marriageable age

So you want make grey hair dey comot for my head before I find wife abi?

mhiztee15:
Lol you ehn I knew you like the back of my palm

Oga ooooo!!! I'm still surprised oooo

gbens2000:
and thats because we nigerian men easily put quick judgement to ladies in regards to negativities regarding sexual matters.

supernet4:
chai u can lie o

Don't be a doubting Thomas sir

TheLastIdiot:
Spiritual fiancee I guess!

Na physical fiancee

princeakins:
Oga toomuch... i trorrrrssss u
Invite ur boi o..
Mk we come dance

No worry I go soon announce her moniker

lapazi:
bros when you find the video, do not forget your vaseline

Lol. I no go forget egbon

Hiroto:
y are you smiling?

Bros, I was dozing off when I made that comment ystdy

mhiztee15:
I trust you minister of women affair

Adetola, you have mistaken me for another person

Barigaboy:
While men of God are praying for a better country n mercy some Idol worshippers will come online n say trash.

slimmingcare:
One good thing people don't understand or know is that the so called fat or chubby ladies are preferably better to the slim ones in bed

I beg to disagree ma

toby2:
inkred
goldie7luks
idowu.ogbo
ijeba.be
still coming... Tosyne.2much, come and see the ancestral list o...

I know most of them bro

Adaure4ever:
Wow, I never knew that this Tosyne.2much is this cute. Thats a charming smile he got.

Ehn ehn Are you serious?

badaoyeyemi:
It fit be you oooo

badaoyeyemi:
Hmmmm...let's say 4yrs to this time

And hope you have found someone sha?

justmenoni:
Haba ! Bloggers and Africans can exaggerate matters sha..this lady is not that big na.she's average tosyne2much how far bro?

She's such a big turn off for me... I can't imagine making love to my wife and I will be panting as if I'm running an hundred metre race

badaoyeyemi:
My wedding photo's coming soon

waleadex:
In my opinion it's too early to call PMB a failure. He seems to mean well for the country and he's got a plan or formula. In about a year to or at the end of his tenure,the score cards are there for us all to mark.

**Edited**
We don't have to insult ourselves when we have to register our opinions. I made my submission after critically considering some factors. You need to be logical and perhaps reasonable when making your criticism,unlike the unruly ways some guys quoted me. Really,I am not a party person,I am in no way associated with PMB's party and I am personally not happy with our current economic situation. My point was/is,after his 4 years we have the reserved power to decide if he's to stay or leave. I am really not pained or disturbed by the insults passed on me by those of you who abusively quoted me. We are still friends and I do adore you guys. Cheers!

Bro, see as guys wan chop you

Blessograo:
The post sounded personal

itskinglee:
[s] after 2 years in a poly and he's jubilating like this!? if he graduates from a university what would he do!? [/s]