₦airaland Forum

Princewell2012:
Op you didn't include pastor. Forget about most of all these men of God who cannot even control themselves.

The real men of God had it very difficult to meet their wives because of activities.

You know what i mean? When you have serious work to do, such as deliverance, you must ingage yourself in a serious fasting and prayers and to make urself available for action any time you being called upon.
So on these note many do find it difficult in satisfying their spouses.

Pastor ke? My hand no dey dis one oooo

westlius:
play baba ijebu u will ve much time wit ur wife

Baba Ijebu sef no wan dey pay money these days oooo

yemison:
its a lie, i strongly disagree with u on some of the jobs listed.

Bro, the write-up is open to criticism

Chibo12:
I disagree with number 1. My husband was a banker and my best friend is currently a banker. I am yet to see a more dedicated man. He regularly makes out time, not just for his wife, but his kids as well. He even baby sits, occasionally, on weekends. Goes home early too. In fact women are envious of his wife

Your husband is an exceptional banker.

mecussey:
To be honest, all jobs that brings money is stressful, apart from Yahoo business. A man has to find a way to satisfy his wife by fire by force. Thats why brutashi, weed, alcohol and the likes are there though, at the detriment of your health. Men's woe started the day he collected that apple from that woman without permission and he must bear the consequencies

Na so egbon

braithwaite:



Tosyne2.much you re right oo..Ah never geh wife but the stress my job gimme eh,to get common gf sef na gbege.. Ah no dey geh time..most my free time is on transit.. that's when I get to chat, come online.
Ah sure sey e no go continue like thz sha.. na mak man hustle first..

I just hope say e no go do you ooo

GeoOla25:
Construction Job, work starts by 7:00 Am, end by 6:00 PM , you will be at the Bus stop by 5:30 AM , get home by 7:15 Pm work from Monday to Sunday when there is much projects.

Egbon, hope say no be the work wey u dey do be that?

moshould:
I no believe all dis things, u dey stay with them to know that dis professionals don't Bleep their wives well Inshort juz introduce ur wife to a good singer like 2baba, she go testify say 2baba get time for that level.

I know say na where dem go see u be that

ChiefCommander:
@OP, you listed virtually all the jobs in the world! ...na only herbalist remain for folks who wanna "score" at home and at work ...#number7nabigfatlie

Na exaggerations dey make newspaper sell ooooo

Coldfeets:
Oga mi, ayam sure bet9ja is amongst one of those ways abi?

Hahahaha Bet9ja ke? To chop Bet9ja these days wan hard pass to enter heaven oooo

Rebekkah:
please the Nigerian government should reconstruct that road. it interconnects two Federal Institutes.

the IMO State governor, Rochas Okorocha, should channel the money he's using for wasteful projects (useless water springs & christmas tree) into this project

please lala.sticlala, tosy.ne2much, Smell.ymouth, se.un, h.ateU2 and other chairpersons here help your brothers & sisters. move to permanent site.

megama:
This issue of satisfaction sef. I never see amm for my religious book.

As per se you be pervert nah, I no expect make u see am

Princejboy:
lol
tosyne2.much its a privilage meeting u thank

emmahoney:
I seem not to understand your question. Does this looks like interview session to you? Some of you will just come to a forum and be showing yourself. Get a life and stop showing your poor level of judgmental skills.

Princejboy:
haaaa me wey b undergratuate engr watin i go do

Na to change your course oooo egbon

tempem:
Sure!!
Tell you, the barbing dey my mind seriously.
I think someone had suggested you run a biz on **hawo..
I wouldn't mind having you beside me, though.

Ihavespoken:
The funny thing is that if you are not careful, a useless rat will eat the MSC certificate.

CHOPUP411:
Which job I wan com do nw

Baba, you go definitely find job nah

Women need their men to spend quality time with them and shower them with loads of love, care and affection which is the top priority of every marriage.

In Nigeria, there are certain jobs that deprive men from satisfying their wives romantically and intimately. This may be due to long hours of working, and the strenuous nature of the jobs and which puts them in a position to starve their wives of romance and intimacy

Without wasting here, below are the categories of these jobs

1. Banking Jobs

Banking jobs is one of the time consuming jobs coupled with stress and fatigue which might perhaps cause a lot of psychological damage to men. The nature of banking jobs demand that a man resumes very early at dawn and goes home at odd hour at night. At the end of the day, the man arrives home at mid night with much fatigue which makes it difficult for him to satisfy his wife except during weekends.

2. Importing and Exporting

International successful business men such as Alaba boys who are car importers, electronic importers, etc are always worried about their containers and the delivery of goods to their customers. They spend more time traveling than staying with their wives at home. Sometimes, their wives are forced to cheat on them when they're being starved of love making

3. Military and Paramilitary Jobs

Occupation such as Army, Airforce, Navy, etc, are jobs that doesn't give room for men to spend quality time with their wives, especially those ones sent the war front to fight for peace and justice. However, some of them may travel for months without having the privilege to set their eyes on their wives. By the reason of this, some of them resort to sugar mummy while in active service

4. Entertainment Jobs (Acting, Modeling and Singing)

Celebrities are usually restless and only spend a few fraction of time with their wives because they're wanted here and there. Most of these celebrated men womanize a lot that they might serve their wife of romance and affection. Last week, I was discussing my future plans with my fiancee when I told her about my interest in "acting". She flared up and started curses and abusive words on me, threatening me to consider her gone with the claim that she can't consider dating a man that will starve her joystick after marriage. Tosyne2much, the man of God, just shook his head and quickly turned it to a joke because I don't want to lose her

5. Aviation Jobs (Piloting)

Pilots too are always busy traveling from one country to another after which they will return home after a few days. Most of them might even travel for two weeks before returning home. Their chances of satisfying their women is very relatively low

6. Logistics and Driving

The stress and danger of this job reduces the intimate performance of men which makes their wives unsatisfied. One cannot blame Dangote or the Young Shall Grow drivers who travel miles away for for several weeks without rest. These men are likely to under-perform at the end of the day

7. Sports (Footballers, Athletes, etc)

This occupation demands that men refrain themselves from sex so as not to lose fitness. Some of them are forced to avoid making love with their wives so that they can prevail in their career. Most Nigerian footballers are not so disciplined in this area that's why many of them who themselves strikers find it difficult to score 2 goals in a season

8. Sailing

This occupation also keeps men away from their wives for a very long time. Sometimes, they travel on the sea for as long as three months before they return home. To be very frank and sincere, this job deprives them from spending time with their wives when they're in need of them.

9. Medical Jobs

Medical experts such as surgeon and doctors are usually very occupied with a lot of work as patients keep disturbing them every now and then. Many a time, some of them come home tired and may not perform more than 30 seconds before they climax. KingTom, I throway salute

10. Engineering Jobs

To be very sincere with you, engineering job is very strenuous. They are always at site working tirelessly in order not to disappoint those who gave them contracts. They come home very tired and exhausted and can use cutlass on any woman that disturbs their sleep

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Cc

Original Writer: Pastor Tosyne2much

tempem:
It doesn't count, bro...


After school, am sure gonna open a barber's shop..
That's it...

After school, Msc never even dey my dictionary now cos I have so many ways to make money even without an O'level

justmenoni:
Open a bar and i will suggest my brother tosyne2.much runs an ashawo joint beside your bar..

The man of God wouldn't do that

psammyCUTE:
At this point in time in our lives as Nigerians, I think we need to do beyond the ordinary.

How about Nairaland becoming a political party, by virtue of the fact that it is wide-spread across the six geo-political zones and it is made up of vibrant youths, with different talents, ideas, experience and ground-breaking innovations...youths who still have "better years ahead"

Don't get it twisted.....this is no revolution...but its a conscious, yet critical effort to turn back the hands of time, and set Nigeria on course for greater glory

Nairaland is blessed with the numbers
We can get connections with other like-mind politicians who share our views
We must learn to stop trading blame games, abolish ethnic, tribal and religious sentimentalism.... but rather, we could form a consolidated and United front to take over the reins of this country, in the best of our days when our glucose level is still maximum

Lalasticlala, Mr SEUN, tosyne2much, omenka, wastedsperm, fynestboi, even you Madam OP......... don't you think you've got what it takes to be at the helm of affairs....

with 1k every month from every member of this forum, we would have enough to register our party, set up the necessary commitees,observe the necessary protocols and come 2023, Nairaland can present a presidential candidate.....cos I presume that we all want to see Nigeria work..

just doing some critical thinking here....as a progressive NIGERIAN youth..

my View!!!!!!!
#HonSamAdeOla™

Na very good idea egbon.. Na you we go choose as our presidential candidate

philip0906:
[size=13pt]A woman that does not know how to cook?? Wow!
What was she doing during her teenage and youthful years?? Such women only occupy space in their matrimonial homes
I can't imagine my wife not knowing how to cook afang soup garnished with 85 shredded ponmos a.k.a show boy topped with isi ewu and bent stock fish. Which kain wife be that? [/size]

Hahaha spot on baba

justmenoni:
Yinmu ,so cos she ain't wearing bra stipulates that her breast hasn't headed further south mtscheww ask ladyf and ngeneukwenu how they have been able to package their bobbies or better still ask naijasinglegirl or ask the onishekushe master himself tosyne.2much..


Well what the above-mentioned people as well as the customers of tosyn.e2much make use of is: Instant Breast lift or push up lift

You mention my name because you know say I no dey use ears take hear boobs abi?

dannyben5:
Vaseline crew bread don ready,make una come take una butter....

Vaseline for wetin nah? I couldn't see any boobs nah

Godswillnwaoma:
You forgot to add motorable.

Sentence: Owerri-port Harcourt road is now motorable. Meaning the road is now in good condition.

You forgot to add boys-quarter.

Sentence: The man live in boys-quarter.

You forgot to add jambite.

Sentence: My younger sister is now a jambite. Meaning, she has applied for jamb examination.


And many more.
Nigeria is really a great country but our leaders no agree make we enjoy am.

George22016:
NA you NA tosyn2.much.I visit your blogs often.