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Crime / Re: Clement Asuquo Caught Celestine Umeh In Bed With His Wife, Gets Framed Up - SR by Totalman1(m): 11:22pm On May 06, 2020
But this officer own no pass King David own nah�
Religion / Re: Edo Seals Off 13 Churches For Defying COVID-19 Directives by Totalman1(m): 10:56pm On Apr 05, 2020
Franzinni:
Government lock the houses of God !!! How is that possible ?

Mumu... So u believe say God get house (yimu)
Politics / Re: Sowore Pictured With Falana After Release From Prison by Totalman1(m): 10:49pm On Dec 05, 2019
Strange that nobody noticed Yele's 'peace' sign, in partial contrast to Mandate's semi-clenched (power) fist...☹️

Truly, dem don humble my guy�

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Ugwuanyi Begins Clearing Of Bushes Used As Criminal Hideouts (photo) by Totalman1(m): 11:46pm On Aug 23, 2019
SCAM!!! Trust POLIthiefCIANS at ur own peril. The more u look, less u see�. Babachir Lawal Reloaded���quoteddytime post=81537129]Olodo leaders bereft of any good ideas.

How many bush you want clear for forest especially for this rainy season for that kind fertile and follow land.

Before the governor reach government house the bush don grow back.

Mumu people glossing over issues instead of tackling them from the roots.[/quote]

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Politics / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Will Rise Again – Fani-kayode Calls COZA Pastor ‘lover Of God’ by Totalman1(m): 5:54pm On Jul 01, 2019
It's only natural for any woman to be sexually (intimately) attached to the man who disvirgins her�
Adakintroy2:
That woman is still in love with this guy.

That guy did. He slept with her yes but not rape.

Things just did not give he direction she expected. And she was pained.

In her heart she wish she was the one in the pupit.

Na woman be that for you.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Meet Seyi, Obafemi Awolowo Grandson Is On The Big Brother Naija 2019 by Totalman1(m): 1:37am On Jul 01, 2019
Who Grammer epp?�
Ikpeazukerosene:


What is your own family known for and what have you achieved in your life?

It is "grandfather's" and not "grandfathers", and you use "legacies" which is plural where you used "all".

You can't compose a single paragraph of correct grammar and you're here advertising your inherited folly.

Probably if your grandfather hustled hard enough, his grandson would get properly educated and won't be be here polluting the cyberspace with atrocious grammar.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Told To Declare Assets Within 7 Days by Totalman1(m): 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2019
When has loosing weight become a pointer to effectiveness in work?�

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: God Swore To Make Me Rich Because I Gave Him Car Many Years Ago by Totalman1(m): 3:29pm On May 22, 2019
And when he gave God d beetle car, God then instructed him to drive it on his behalf�

Religious people are under serious hypnosis!
Celebrities / Re: Oyemykke Calls For Release Of Naira Marley, Slams Dolapo Badmus by Totalman1(m): 4:12pm On May 10, 2019
Pls, what are u DOING about any of these?

quote author=cousjwhite post=78273488]One point should be clear. YAHOO (the act) as a Nigerian term for Internet Fraud is totally BAD and evil.

That being said, there are just about too many wrongs, evil and crime ongoing simultanously in Nigeria that one wonders why a particular crime is frownd upon over another.

How is it people now have the guts to boast about their crimes everywhere they go. Too many examples to to give. Culture dieing faster than the speed of light. No accountability.

You have the likes of NFF chairman, justice walter, or the sitting Gov. of Kano who was caught red handed in a money laundering case, allowed to continue sitting, had the boldness and lack of shame to contest for a second term, lost, oh sorry, the courts that later declared him winner saw no reason, neither do the police or efcc find it neccessary to trow him behind bars for the crime.

We once saw the President had no WASSCE certificate, and no, since he can not speak, would employ not less than 60 SANs to defend him in court.

Society is rigged with lack of respect. You pay for road worthiness and the roads are bearly trekkable. We have not had light since 1960. DSTV has been slotted as the only Paid cable satelite service thats why any other that tries to rise would be heavily targeted and crushed. Prostitution is prospering at 400% per year. Kidnapping. Armed robbery. Looting of public funds and being slapped on the wrist. Poorest country in the world. EFCC witch-hunting and working for the Govt in power. Naira constantly falling. The list goes on and on...

Prior to this moment, when you hear scores of people killed in the North by bandits or Boko haram, you feel bad, but now its just like waking up from sleep, it is everyday.

One cant actually sit back to reminisce on the good things of Nigeria, else that God has been merciful, keeping natural disasters off our way. We wonder how the world qualify and rate us, being a Nigerian in Nigeria, you cant really be too proud else you are about God.

Religion, ethnic division has far separated us than uniting. Churches, Mosques taking advantage of the Naive congregation, living lives of affluence while the members hungry.

The youths are not ready to lead, we are too busy clubbing, having underage moms and dads, Yahoo, Gamble, drugs, rituals and the rest.

Our entertainment celebrities are doing just fine, steady promoting nudity, prostitution and all of that.

I will stop now. I am a Nigerian and I am sick of everything that is happening.
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Education / Re: Dan Yakubu: Alamajiri Who Turned Economics Graduate. Photos by Totalman1(m): 2:59pm On Apr 27, 2019
WORD!!!�

Good deeds should be done with intention not attention.
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Politics / Re: Gowon & Awolowo Immediately He Was Released From Prison In 1966 (Throwback Photo by Totalman1(m): 12:07pm On Apr 27, 2019
Change is coming... PREPARE!!!

Today, despite Murtala Mohammed being a coup plotter, war criminal and a genocidal killer, Nigeria still honoured the man on their currency and major landmarks such as roads and Airports
Crime / Re: 40-Year-Old Paedophile Defiles Police Officer's Daughter In Delta. Photo by Totalman1(m): 11:22am On Apr 24, 2019
[That's because they cannot 'settle' themselves out of the issue!�

But why is it that most of these acts of perversion are perpetrated by the poor?[/b][/quote]
Education / Re: Asomba Nkiru Sandra: Russian University, Michurinsk State Agrarian Hails Student by Totalman1(m): 4:23pm On Apr 16, 2019
Kleptomaniac u mean?

quote author=castrol180 post=77592750]Very good, Some Nigerians are still representing the country well...I can easily relate this to Abraham Maslow theory of needs,I think that lady needs as at that time are met and no reason or meaning to taking other people belongings/money. The only people whose needs are met and still take other people's things, belongings or money are referred to as nymphomaniacs[/quote]
Romance / Re: An Old Man Pictured Rocking A Lady by Totalman1(m): 12:22pm On Apr 13, 2019
U mean "an old woMAN rocking an older man"!!

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Politics / Re: INEC Statement On The Osun Governorship Election (Photos) by Totalman1(m): 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2018
Looks like d wind of "Change" is blowing against Apc�
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Donates 500k To Kate Dekpe Lady With Poetic Pidgin English by Totalman1(m): 9:46am On Sep 22, 2018
Whether political or not, someone's life has been touched majorly.

Touch a life today (positively)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Girl Wears "Please, My Daddy Needs A Job" Tag After Being Sent Out Of School by Totalman1(m): 10:52pm On Feb 03, 2018
I wonder what happened to d Black man’s ability to rationalize and objectively looking at issues; without being emotional or sentimental!

carefully looking at d girl, one can safely conclude that d handwriting looks like that of a child.

Also, getting cardboard or marker is not something that is farfetched. The girl most likely came up with this idea, based on d her experience of d realities in her home..

Lastly, most children these days are way smarter than most adults, because their minds have not been polluted by stereotype thinking!
Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha Rubbishes ‘Executive Governor’, ‘Your Excellency’ Nomenclatures by Totalman1(m): 1:06pm On Nov 02, 2017
NoT to mention "Chief (thief) Servant"!!!

nairavsdollars:
It is not about title, performance and good governance is key
Akeredolu rejected His Excellency for Arakunrin, yet he is busy commissioning billboards everywhere

Aregbesola rejected His Excellency for Ogbeni, yet he has plunged Osun into O-Debt
Travel / Re: 12 Beautiful Resorts In Nigeria Where You Can Enjoy Your Honeymoon by Totalman1(m): 8:04am On Oct 28, 2017
Why please?
Grundig:
Anybody considering tropicana La campagne should have a rethink.
Travel / Re: 12 Beautiful Resorts In Nigeria Where You Can Enjoy Your Honeymoon by Totalman1(m): 7:59am On Oct 28, 2017
@OP, I'm sorry but it looks like u downloaded thiS from an outdated source!

Did u juSt mention Eko Tourist Beach Resort (Akodo, Eleko)?
ThAt placE ceased to exist foR a long time!!!
Religion / Re: Prophet Victory Ibe Buys A Car, Flaunts Bundles Of Cash In Rivers (Photos) by Totalman1(m): 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2017
"MAn of God" Abi "Boy of God"?
Celebrities / Re: If Wizkid Is A Lion And Ycee Is A Beast, Then I'm Alangba (lizard) - Donjazzy by Totalman1(m): 11:42pm On Oct 03, 2017
thesicilian:
Human beings are much better, stronger and smarter than animals. So I wonder why anyone would want to equate himself with an animal?

In what ways are humans Better, stronger and smarter than animals? From d small-sized Ant to d big-sized ElepHant, animals arre way smarter and stronger than humans!

U religious people should keep deceiving urselves!!!
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Meets Theresa May, British Prime Minister (Photos) by Totalman1(m): 11:47pm On Oct 02, 2017
embarassed
These people (Reno & co) have no sense of DIGNITY!

Famzer!
Politics / Re: Passionate Message Of Independence To Nigeria And Her Leaders by Totalman1(m): 11:39pm On Oct 02, 2017
Nice on OP (despite d grammatical errors).

..."there was a country"

#africawithoutborders

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Spring: Youths Stage Rally, Reject PDP, APC by Totalman1(m): 11:26pm On Oct 02, 2017
This is an opportunity to prove that what we yearn for (and talk about) can be achieved!

Its time to surprise d old order (APC, PDP & Co)...

WE CAN. DO IT!!!

#AfricanCAN

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Romance / Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by Totalman1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 21, 2017
I feel very strongly say d OP Na Igbo lady. That is because Igbo women are more focused on material things than in d relationship itself (personal experience).
Methinks that d guy must bequite PISSED as ur emphasis seemsto be on d loaned moneyy than on him getting "out of d woods" financially.
2ndly, 'help' that does not meet d NEED is no help.
PatriotTemidayo:
My dear, if I understand you well, you gave him money few weeks ago.
The question I will ask you is, if he needs to solve the problem with a million naira, and you promised him such amount but ended up giving him 500K[i][/i], have you found out if the half-help was enough to take him out of the problems? And i don't want you to be too money conscious, the truth is, you need to assess his present production status and if he's back to his feet.

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Car Talk / Re: This Honda Urban EV Concept Car Looks Like An Old Car, But Inside Is Heavenly by Totalman1(m): 4:07pm On Sep 20, 2017
;E no go work for 9ja excePt DeM Go seNd Power BanK, odawisE, cars go off for road
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Unveils A Statue In Honour Of Kalashnikov, AK-47 Inventor (Pics) by Totalman1(m): 3:19pm On Sep 20, 2017
undecidedAnything & Everything can be useda means if Death
mangala14:
Inventor of death
Politics / Re: Army To Launch Operation Crocodile Smile II In South-South & South-West by Totalman1(m): 11:52am On Sep 17, 2017
shikshark:
The military are getting too much attention these days, i pray they will not launch operation power must change hands 1 in aso rock soon

Epic!!!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Declares IPOB As A "Militant Terrorist Organisation" by Totalman1(m): 12:15am On Sep 16, 2017
I, like many other Igbos have stood on the side lines for far too long, wishing this Biafran breeze fizzles away, but it’s now dangerously turning into a major storm that constitutes an existential threat to Igbo civilization as we know it. Those of you IPOBians, Sympathizers, Rumour Mongers, Facebook Warriors, Facebook megastars, Opinion Leaders and Propagandists escalating the already tense situation must understand that in the end, you'll all be losers, victims and at the same time in more bondage than you ever were. Not my wish anyway, but the perceptible reality. No war ever got won by emotions. Preparation and strategy does, ask any battle-tested soldier. Even the best of them get eaten. Little by little you guys are doing everything possible to attract avoidable conflict to our region hoping that the international community will intervene. You'll be in for a shocker when this meal you've cooked for so long is served up.
Understand this, I have monitored many revolutionary conflicts around the world and know this for a fact, the international community foot-drags at less than a snail pace, if at all, before attempting any interventions in internal conflicts in a sovereign nation and that includes America and Israel you're hoping on. War is a huge liability and no Country wants to meddle. The best they give these days are reliefs not military aids and that is after many must have died including those who started the fire. I watched it happen to Libyans, Yemenis, Syrians and till now they still don't have peace. Besides, you’d be stupid to believe that those countries, if ever there is any, promising to support Nnamdi Kanu are really in for it. Some of them want to use him to initiate conflict and sell their weapons to both sides and make blood dollars. War is an all-comers affair and all kinds of demonically vicious players come to the slimy field to play the hellish game of blood and death. In this case, Boko Haram that has largely been caged by the army will break free to roam with ambitions to finally establish their Caliphate across Nigeria, all because the Army now fighting on two fronts can no longer concentrate on them having become too stretched. Guess what, they’ll come with ISIS on their back. Nigerian Army will be fighting to keep Nigeria together on one front, Boko Haram (ISIS Nigerian Branch) with Caliphatist ambition on the other and Biafra with secessionist ambition on yet another front. That was how Syria got so complex till date and any war in Nigeria today will have a similar picture. Whoever gets overwhelmed will face the other. It will be a long and difficult journey and unlike the first civil war without Boko Haram in the equation, no one can predict the tortuous end. Other Jihadists from across Africa and Middle-East will join in as they always do wherever there’s instability to advance their different brands of Islam. In the end you’ll leave Nigeria and discover you’re fighting other strangers you don’t even know how they came into the picture.
The big boys (international players) like Iran will be there to get there pound of flesh from Nigeria in revenge for the Shiites, Saudi will be there to defend Nigeria, and all will play. Weapons merchants will the start smiling to the banks. Guess where the theatre of war would be, Igboland. We must not allow this! Libyans thought they were fighting Ghaddafi but after Ghaddafi, they discovered other strangers fighting them to establish their different brands of Islam. Same thing in Syria. The words of Saif Al Islam Ghaddafi (Ghaddafi’s first son) keeps ringing in my ears as he forewarned Libyans of these grim possibilities, but okuko nti ike nánu ife n’ite ofe. I never took him seriously at the time but in retrospect, I now see he knew better because it panned out just as he predicted and Libya still isn’t out of the woods. That’s the way it is these days of jihad consciousness across the world. If you ever experience war, you'll never take peace for granted. War is not a movie as some of you think. You could be the first victim. Can you stomach watching your loved ones maimed, killed, raped, tortured, starve to death under slow and painful circumstances? Those are the grim realities of war and in Africa, it is executed with luciferous savagery and psychopathic sadism. The worst of peace is still better than the best of wars.
Funny enough, most of our chest-beating IPOBians will likely die off within the first month or two of the conflict leaving those who knew nothing or are on the sidelines to defend themselves. There will be nowhere to run to as no country in West Africa will agree to accept the ocean-sized volume of refugees. When the Rwandan genocide was looming, everyone was running his mouth until the death hurricane they courted so hard swept across their country, they wailed and shouted for international community to intervene but none came. That's the way it is. Paul Kagame, their current President it was who ended it. And they vowed to “never again”. They learnt from history and have completely removed tribalism from every facet of national life and are admirably making astounding progress as one of Africa's best. My advice, agreed, Buhari hasn't treated us as well as we wanted, but wait till 2019 and make amends. I have listened to Nnamdi Kanu on several videos and my conclusion is that he is plain naive on how things roll in a conflict situation. On one occasion he bragged that it would take him only two weeks to reach Sokoto in the event of war. I don't know what weapons and extra-terrestrial strategies he has to execute that. War is an unpredictable undertaking that you'll be ignorant to estimate which direction it goes. As it is, he has no weapons just yet and is bragging. Many of you believe him and even ascribe infallibility to his words. I have lived a couple of years abroad and what some of you don't know is that many of our people there egging you on don't have immigration papers and are praying for an outbreak of hostilities in Nigeria so they can claim asylum on the back of it. We must advise ourselves on this current path of self-annihilation. Some of you think Biafra will be the end of all your problems, so South Sudan thought, as did Eritrea, but sorry it will be the beginning of new ones. Now take this to the Bank, it will even be far more difficult for any country to touch any conflict here with a long spoon than it was in the sixties. Reason? Then there was the prospect of oil but today oil is out of fashion and even as it is, Nigeria is begging for buyers and nobody's buying. Osinbajo said that much a few days back. Now, tell me, if they spend their money intervening in your conflict to save your asses, what will they get in return? The best they can do for you is to condemn what is going on, then more out-pouring of condemnations and then more unleashing of floodgates of condemnations, but NO ACTION while you die in numbers.
You often argue that a call for referendum is not a call for war. I agree completely! Very true! Referendum is a right not a privilege. Even Buhari asserted that much in favour of Palestine when he addressed the UN. However, it is plain naivety to assume that all that is enshrined in international law is enforceable. UN has no mechanism of enforcement. Countries and Dictators constantly flout it and nothing happens. Even if something were to happen you’ll all have decomposed in your graves by then. A show of bravado will not lead you anywhere Umunnem. Call me a coward if you like, but Chinua Achebe told us that we often stand in the house of a coward to point at where a brave man ONCE lived. In any case, isn’t it foolishness to challenge an army that has been stockpiling arms since 1960 when you on the other hand haven’t bought a bullet just yet? Papa Achebe puts it this way, “Only a foolish man can go after a leopard with his bare hands”. As impulsive and as tempting as it may get, tone down your rhetorics, invectives, acerbics, and cursing on social media. Cherish the peace you now have at least Igbos are not worse-off than other regions despite never being in power. While there is grinding poverty in other regions, the highest income per capita in the country is posted by Anambra and other Igbo states ain’t doing badly. Our people live well, build better houses compared to other regions and it's all a miracle given the scratch we started from after the war. Why do we want to throw all that away because of ego and start all over again? Is it a curse? The Hausas though having been in power do not even live a better quality of life than Igbos. Let's be wise and not give opportunity to destroy all we've achieved as a people.

I condemn in the strongest of terms the killing of unarmed people by Nigerian soldiers, killer herdsmen, and do not by any means say Nigeria is what we want it to be but understand Biafra wasn't Ojukwu's first choice. At Aburi his choice was a return to true federalism which he knew was a better deal for us than secession. Nigeria failed to honour that agreement and continued the killings forcing him to declare a Biafran Republic to save his people from slaughter and it's understandable. Nigeria owes us tons of apologies, I agree. But brothers, let's think again! A Biafra today will even be far less economically viable than it would have been then. Reason is because then we would have used oil money to jump-start the new country but today oil is so unsellable to the extent that Venezuela with arguably the largest reserves is grappling with severe economic problems. Kick-starting a new country from the basics would be painfully slow and may outlive our generation to even get the basic things in place. Arewa youths know that, the reason they have asked Nigerian Government to let Igbos go, only for Nnamdi Kanu to start asking for Benue and Rivers because he knows that Igboland alone isn’t viable. Asking for Benue is laughable because they were never part of Biafra and have made it clear to all, as did different Rivers groups that they don’t want Biafra. A handful of his collaborators from those regions pledging allegiance to him does not equate to an entire people. Majority of their people hate this Biafran idea and have made that much clear. Some funny IPOBians are also hoping on Asari Dokubo and FFK. What a funny bunch being used to fight other people’s fight. Why won’t they take up the gauntlet or is it only us that is suffering injustice? Don't even think corruption will suddenly disappear in a new Biafra as some naive IPOBians hope. If they give you Biafra today, your eyes will open up to new unpleasant realities many of you haven't even factored-in in your agitation but then it would have been late. I know voices like mine are often loathed and cursed by IPOBians but some of us who know the truth can no longer keep quiet while you drag us all into avoidable chaos. I owe our people the truth as I see it. Curse me all you want, it's OK. Umunnem, ka ako’n’uche na udo chianu biko! Patience solves all things, with time. Let our people think again and know what is looming. Stop your facebook and social media vituperations, cursing, grand standing and join me to educate others. De-escalate this situation and speak words of kindness to others. Even mighty America de-escalates after tensions with Russia. It’s called wisdom. North Korea provokes South Korea most times but the South always de-escalates tensions knowing that the North hasn’t got anything to lose in the event of war but beautiful South Korea will lose quite a lot. In our case, all the beautiful houses and streets in Igboland will be razed to the ground. Why should we be starting afresh all the time? It will even be more painful if we lose again as was the case in 1970. As it is, it’s not looking good!

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Politics / Re: Igbos Abandoned Philip Effiong Who Died A Biafra Rebel, Ojukwu Rewarded - Ekefre by Totalman1(m): 9:36pm On Sep 07, 2017
Even if FG no Honor d Man, NdIgbo should have done that!
I wondeR how non-Igbos will be treated should Biafra succeed. kiss

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Politics / Re: Wearing Of Imam’s Dress: Fayose Committed Sacrilege — Muslim Group by Totalman1(m): 8:25am On Sep 06, 2017
FayosE is completely devoid of deptH (except when it comes to deceiving d people with appearances)!

EvEryThing this man does is for appearances! He even carried d bead (tesbi?) to complete d 'look'.

He has studied d people well enough to know they are easily moved by appearances!

People are 'looking' but they are not 'seeing'!!!

SMH...

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